Mah Boo Loves NeNe
Mah Boo Anderson Cooper confessed his love for "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" while talking to Ellen today. This is just reason #4,568 on why Mah Boo and I should wed immediately. NeNe can be my maid of honor and Kim's wig can be our flower girl.
In the clip above (skip to 2:30), Mah Boo tells Ellen, "I like to keep abreast of the Real Housewives of Atlanta." More like apeen.
Mah Booh also doesn't understand why Ellen isn't obsessed with the raggedy peaches of Georgia. He asks her, "What have you been doing? So you don’t know anything about NeNe?" And then he goes on to purr, "Oh, honey, I don't even know where to begin with NeNe!"
Before I take my last breath and skedaddle off to inner circles of hell, I want Mah Boo to say to me, "Oh, honey! I don't even know where to begin with NeNe!" Only then will I be at peace! But he needs to learn how to pronounce NeNe's name correctly first. I'll personally teach him......while his "NeNe" is up my no-no. I don't really know what that means exactly, but it sounds sexy.
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TITS!!!!!
I just got back in town! Who was Davie's [sp] sister! I had 3 days to go crazy over it! Dont let me down~~~
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Ha Ha MK, I bet Andy would play reindeer games with you. He loves latinos and u r a hotty. And it wouldn't hurt to be a Vanderbilt missy.
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Thank God my state didn't fuck up.
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I Voted
Submitted by Parker: "... I wish CNN would "let" him come out already. That hot piece has all of us gals all aflutter! Just let us down easy, AC."
I don't think people are going to get all upset. Well, some of us women were a little sad that he's gay, but we got over it because he's just darling.
But everyone likes Ellen and Rachel Maddow (all right, not everyone), and if you don't like someone just because they're gay, you need to crawl back in yer hole and wait for the Rapture.
I LOOVe the" Oh Honey...."
He is Mah Boo.
Submitted by Parker on November 4, 2008 - 9:02pm.
The funny thing is, Anderson comes out every time he shows his tiara, whether he's bazzwazzing with Erica Hill, or on another program like "Ellen". We all know the deal. I love him just the same. Ladies, face it. If Anderson were straight, he wouldn't be getting busy with us, so he might as well BE gay.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
P.S. you all know it took everything MK had in his powers not to type: Mah Boo likes NoNo instead of NeNe.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
That does it. MK, I'm going to plan Andy's kidnapping and have him delivered to your doorstep, completely naked and wrapped in bacon. I don't know what that means either, but it sounds sexy to me.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
The "Oh Honey" cracked me up. God, I wish CNN would "let" him come out already. That hot piece has all of us gals all aflutter! Just let us down easy, AC.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I cannot express how much I want Your Boo to call ME "Honey." When he said "Oh, Honey" I was all his.
That is all.
Mah Boo had me at "oh honey."
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
Submitted by Leona on November 4, 2008 - 8:41pm.
@Tigerlilly--
You know he's down at ATL every week.
I left you a gift in the Caption This thread.
You're just naughty enough to like it. Purrrrrr.
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That was Randy Andy???? I thought it was just another trick in the alley with some exceptional SEXAY...Wow, no wonder he paid me double my normal rate...That's right whores...Two Cool Washingons...*waving 2 bucks in yo' face..." Yeah, I'm THE BITCH of the DListed vending machine for the next 45 minutes or so...JELLY MUCH, HO's? What? What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I get all my tv knowledge from this site. (no tv for 7 years)
Can't tell you how surprised I was to learn this guy ALSO reports news 'n shit. Wow!
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Anderson is totally hot. does anyone else think he looks like Daniel craig?
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/daniel-craig-is-quantum-shirtl...
Snarkley and DivasGone: What us teetotallers? We can only watch, wait, pray, and shudder.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on November 4, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Oh, MK. The sleepless nights you must suffer after watching Anderson 360.
If you propose to the Silver Fox, (and he damn well beter say YES!) I'll happily send you an engagement gift.
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They could have their reception in California where In-n-Out could cater it. MK could finally get a Double-Double cheeseburger.
Of course, the Cali voters would have to vote down Prop 8 today.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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waaaaaaait a second...NEIGHNEIGH??? :\
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Nadine: SIMMA DOWN NOW!
Mk's Boo is on CNN right now. They need to keep the camera on him at all times.
I always thought it was nay-nay like Sheneneh from Martin.
Oh, MK. The sleepless nights you must suffer after watching Anderson 360.
If you propose to the Silver Fox, (and he damn well beter say YES!) I'll happily send you an engagement gift.
I'm scared, somebody hold me.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
*pours Snarkley a double*
Looks like McCain is going to take Virginia... which I'd read was a vital state for him.
Another 4 years of a creepy old white guy? I don't know if my liver can handle it.
It's still early, it's still early....
@Tigerlilly--
You know he's down at ATL every week.
I left you a gift in the Caption This thread.
You're just naughty enough to like it. Purrrrrr.
xo
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
I think I might just drink myself through this election. Shot of cheap vodka, anyone??
Cheers! *clinking glasses* I've been labeled a conservative, but I've been a crying drunk ever since Hilary lost the nomination.
Sigh, it's Boo. (Swoons)
Ooh... Coopy loves the Latins?
I guess that means I'm just a strap-on and refresher Spanish course away from claiming his heart.
Rumor has it that Anderson Cooper is supposedly dating a guy named Julio Cesar Recio. They were seen together at a dog show two years back (a lady that spoke to them there said they own a cocker spaniel). Plus AC mentioned a Julio in the acknowledgment pages of his memoir. If this is true, Julio is one lucky guy!
Submitted by Leona on November 4, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 4, 2008 - 8:14pm.
You're hot enough to change him, Tigger. ;-)
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Really? *putting perfume behind tiger ears, stalking down to CNN headquarters to lie in wait...*
Andy does come to the ATL, right?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Anderson is soooo freakin' hot. This dude just sends me creamin'. I totally want him. I secretly hope that he will read this and track me. Anderson, Boo, I live in Holland and I love you.....
I hope Coopy is reading this right now... because everything else is depressing. I just turned on the news and McCain's leading right now. I know it's just starting ... but that still scares me to say!
I think I might just drink myself through this election. Shot of cheap vodka, anyone??
Submitted by SeH on November 4, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Anderson Cooper TOTALLY reads D-Listed. Think about it. Whenever he brings up shitty reality shows, he always parrots MK's view point (remember his Living Lohan commentary?). Not that I'm complaining or anything because more people need to be snarky and skeptical of all the wannabe reality "stars" out there.
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Um, like, duh he reads DListed. He's a respected journalist not unlike MK...
GASP! I'll bet Andy C wants some MK action! *Slathering tiger body in mayonnaise* What? I'm gettin' me some sammitch action between those two 'mos....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I do think NeNe is funny, but am I alone in thinking Ellen stopped being funny years ago?
sorry MK he's my boo!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 4, 2008 - 8:14pm.
You're hot enough to change him, Tigger. ;-)
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
Anderson Cooper TOTALLY reads D-Listed. Think about it. Whenever he brings up shitty reality shows, he always parrots MK's view point (remember his Living Lohan commentary?). Not that I'm complaining or anything because more people need to be snarky and skeptical of all the wannabe reality "stars" out there.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on November 4, 2008 - 8:16pm.
I'm watching CNN too. I love the Star Wars hologram shit they got going on. But seriously I'm kinda scared at what I'm looking at as far as Macain/Obama.
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I Voted
Whenever I see that guy, I always sigh and think, "If only he weren't gay..."
WTF? I am watching CNN and they have Wolf Blizter talking to a reporter from Chicago VIA HOLOGRAM!!!!
I can't believe he just said "oh honey" LOL. Breast he said breast, I don't know why I found that funny...
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I Voted
Anderson just scored points with me! NeNe is the only one I truly like on that show. Cause she keeps it real.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
MAH BOO MAH BOO MAH BOO!!!!!
I am watching CNN right now, oh surprise.
Ok, have a glorious night everyone, tomorrow we will have a new President, tonight, we make history.
Cheers!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Coop and NeNe, (Coop likes NeNe--awesome) a match! (missed him on Ellen :(
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Nadine: SIMMA DOWN NOW!
Can this slut get any hotter???? I've always liked this hot whore, but when he slammed the Lohans, I figured it was true love...Now this? I'm going to have to grow a penis because he must be with me forever...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Of course Andy loves NeNe - it's common knowledge he prefers black guys (or Latinos).
I luv, luv, luv Mah Boo. I would almost capitalize for him.
That being said, it was awkward and uncomfortable around the 2:25 mark when he and Ellen tried to poink each other with their fingers.
*shudder*
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
NeNe tells it like it is and I LUV it, but she looks like a fucking grouper fish.
I voted 4 days ago, and Im glad I did it early!!
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
AC has been my hero ever since he verbally bitch-slapped the entire Lohan Clan ... especially Dina.
I also love his sense of humor in dealing with Triumph the Comic Insult Dog.
McCain should have tapped AC for his Veep.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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MC - thanks. But where I vote it's mostly old geezers. So hopefully I won't get beat over the head with granny's cane!!!!
Meh, I'll just bring a bottle of Ben Gay, throw it in the air and run into a booth.
MK, you shoud totally change his tag to MAH BOO. It sounds better to my ears (and apparently to your no-no).
That was cute. I adore Anderson and Ellen.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"