Mah Boo Loves NeNe
Mah Boo Anderson Cooper confessed his love for "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" while talking to Ellen today. This is just reason #4,568 on why Mah Boo and I should wed immediately. NeNe can be my maid of honor and Kim's wig can be our flower girl.
In the clip above (skip to 2:30), Mah Boo tells Ellen, "I like to keep abreast of the Real Housewives of Atlanta." More like apeen.
Mah Booh also doesn't understand why Ellen isn't obsessed with the raggedy peaches of Georgia. He asks her, "What have you been doing? So you don’t know anything about NeNe?" And then he goes on to purr, "Oh, honey, I don't even know where to begin with NeNe!"
Before I take my last breath and skedaddle off to inner circles of hell, I want Mah Boo to say to me, "Oh, honey! I don't even know where to begin with NeNe!" Only then will I be at peace! But he needs to learn how to pronounce NeNe's name correctly first. I'll personally teach him......while his "NeNe" is up my no-no. I don't really know what that means exactly, but it sounds sexy.
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Submitted by TITS on November 4, 2008 - 11:26pm.
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Well... don't come home with your threads hanging out again, you polycotton slut.
Any more darning on your ass and you'll be nothing better than a mitten with a idiot string coming out of your butt-hole.
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*sobbing* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! You used the word..poly!!! *running to hide inside of hamper. lol
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 4, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Yeah, um, anyway, have we come back with the contents of Andy's medicine cabinet? What? I'm just sayin'...Socky, you know you peeked...
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Uh...he puts marbles in his medicine cabinet. Needless to say...I uh..the marbles spilled out when I opened the cabinet door..and..uh..the houseman managed to unlock the door, but by then I was out the window. I did see a precription for.............not gonna say!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I'm sorry. I don't get his appeal. At all.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 4, 2008 - 11:23pm.+
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Pace yourself, Monkey...but you know you can make an extract of that "deep sniff" dryer sheets, Yeah, you do a cold wash extraction of...Uh-oh, zoo officials...Gotta dash...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 4, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Wow! He's mine!! *using lint shaver on little sock monkey legs* *donning my sexiest cashmere outfit* *checking self in mirror* I'll see you whores later!.....*calling travel agent*
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Well... don't come home with your threads hanging out again, you polycotton slut.
Any more darning on your ass and you'll be nothing better than a mitten with a idiot string coming out of your butt-hole.
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I hang-glide, we hang-glid, she hang-glided, he hang-glideded.
We in California have like 55 electoral votes. Call it a night! If he wins Arizona OMG.
Been waiting a long time for this.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 4, 2008 - 11:09pm.
SOCKY, YOU WHORE, YOU DISGUST ME...
(not really what'd ya score and cut me in...I know the silver fox got some killer drugs, don't hold back...)
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Okay. Check it..got some high grade Borax, top shelf liquid softener, super smooth *deep sniff* dryer sheets. I also walked out with an ironing board, iron, spray starch (it smelled good), distilled water, laundry basket, shoe organizer, stain remover stick..okay, okay..I'll stop.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by radio siren on November 4, 2008 - 10:58pm.
*swoons*
I would do anything for Anderson. ANY THING. Just to have him gaze at me once with those eyes.
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I'd like to tickle him.
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I hang-glide, we hang-glid, she hang-glided, he hang-glideded.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on November 4, 2008 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 4, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Maybe Gonnaburn is referring to your brilliant wit and wisdom as well as your sharp insights.
*throws steak tartare sculpted as the Silver Fox*
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I sowwy I din't mean to offend no one... This steak tartare is delicious by the way...*wiping blood off tiger chin..* but still... I sowwy...*tear forming in tiger eye...*
Yeah, um, anyway, have we come back with the contents of Andy's medicine cabinet? What? I'm just sayin'...Socky, you know you peeked...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Triscuit on November 4, 2008 - 11:15pm.
Is our boy(Obama)winning yet?
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A CNN correspondant just announced that the Mccain knows they are defeated. Electoral votes are 207 Obama, 93 Mccain
♥ I'm taking requests...♥
Submitted by Triscuit on November 4, 2008 - 11:15pm.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
207 to 95!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Is our boy(Obama)winning yet?
Submitted by TITS on November 4, 2008 - 10:47pm.
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Oy socky - I have it on good authority that he wears sock garters!!!
honest injun.
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Wow! He's mine!! *using lint shaver on little sock monkey legs* *donning my sexiest cashmere outfit* *checking self in mirror* I'll see you whores later!.....*calling travel agent* Okay, wait...he's probably gay. Never mind. *walking away dejected..hanging little sock monkey head* Sad.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 4, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Maybe Gonnaburn is referring to your brilliant wit and wisdom as well as your sharp insights.
*throws steak tartare sculpted as the Silver Fox*
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 4, 2008 - 11:02pm
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SOCKY, YOU WHORE, YOU DISGUST ME...
(not really what'd ya score and cut me in...I know the silver fox got some killer drugs, don't hold back...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
god, i love Mah Boo!!!! :D
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on November 4, 2008 - 10:55pm.
*curling into fetal position and rocking*
Tiger(lilly) Tiger(lilly) burning bright, no more Caption This! tonight.
Kitty violence, Thug kitty cries, scars my subconscious and brings tear to eye...
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What, what, what I done did???? I only eat peeps...er, I mean, those easter egg things...zoo officials...GOTTA DASH...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 4, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Do you love him or your easy acess to his laundry room? Hmmmmm....I've seen that "drooling" and it's chemically produced...YOU'RE ON A LAUNDRY HIGH! ARENTCHA???? Yes, on election night..when Andy is busy...Oh...you little dasdardly monkey...You've been hanging out in his hamper, haven't you, you lil' knitted whore?
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Yeah, I flashed his houseman my........"chesticles"...yes, I did!!!! Didn't phase him in the "you know what" kind of way...but it got me into his laundry room. Score!!! *pumping fists in air*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Anderson Cooper and his silver hair could get it all day every day! The Real Housewives of Atlanta is my guilty pleasure, can't wait till tonight's episode where NeNe makes fun of Kim's "singing." I'm still waiting on the episode where Kim's wig decides to quit that bitch right in the middle of filming and just gets up and walks away...lmao!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by TITS on November 4, 2008 - 10:47pm.
Oy socky - I have it on good authority that he wears sock garters!!!
honest injun.
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*swoons*
I would do anything for Anderson. ANY THING. Just to have him gaze at me once with those eyes.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
*curling into fetal position and rocking*
Tiger(lilly) Tiger(lilly) burning bright, no more Caption This! tonight.
Kitty violence, Thug kitty cries, scars my subconscious and brings tear to eye...
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 4, 2008 - 10:40pm.
*drooling* I love Anderson. I loooove him. *dreamy sigh*
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Do you love him or your easy acess to his laundry room? Hmmmmm....I've seen that "drooling" and it's chemically produced...YOU'RE ON A LAUNDRY HIGH! ARENTCHA???? Yes, on election night..when Andy is busy...Oh...you little dasdardly monkey...You've been hanging out in his hamper, haven't you, you lil' knitted whore?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on November 4, 2008 - 10:37pm.
http://popsugar.com/2464887
Be still my heart! Richie deserves a kick to the brain
= TEAM FUCKING VADGE!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 4, 2008 - 10:40pm.
*drooling* I love Anderson. I loooove him. *dreamy sigh*
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Oy socky - I have it on good authority that he wears sock garters!!!
honest injun.
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I hang-glide, we hang-glid, she hang-glided, he hang-glideded.
oh, Mah Boo....how i loooves him. i'll share him with you, MK. maybe. ;)
*drooling* I love Anderson. I loooove him. *dreamy sigh*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 4, 2008 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on November 4, 2008 - 9:57pm.
I'm hoping for MK to do a live blog of "Housewives" one of these Tuesdays...I bet the Silver Fox will be all over it. Two birds!
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Did you see the link MK posted of Gorgeous George with Guy Fucking Ritchie? Rude prick Ritchie is on his cell phone! I srsly hate people who can't turn their phones off for 5 fucking minutes, for George Clooney EVEN! Maybe it was Madonna on the ph, wanting to chat up George.
link
http://popsugar.com/2464887
Be still my heart! Richie deserves a kick to the brain for showing Mah Boo disrespect. The only way those pictures would be better is if Mah Boo was shirtless...and pantless.
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"Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster."
MK, 10/19/08
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on November 4, 2008 - 9:57pm.
I'm hoping for MK to do a live blog of "Housewives" one of these Tuesdays...I bet the Silver Fox will be all over it. Two birds!
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Did you see the link MK posted of Gorgeous George with Guy Fucking Ritchie? Rude prick Ritchie is on his cell phone! I srsly hate people who can't turn their phones off for 5 fucking minutes, for George Clooney EVEN! Maybe it was Madonna on the ph, wanting to chat up George.
link
http://popsugar.com/2464887
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on November 4, 2008 - 9:57pm.
I'm hoping for MK to do a live blog of "Housewives" one of these Tuesdays...I bet the Silver Fox will be all over it. Two birds!
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Yeah, cuz my tv is on the fritz, so....
Plus eventhough Andy wants some tiger ass (you know he do), I'll let MK have him IF we get NeNe updates...I'll be dysfunctional mama tiger to both..making hot coco in the chill of morn...and doing the X with them at night...you know, like going thru the kids' Halloween candy...I gotta make sure your drugs are safe....I'm a good fag hag that way....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
How pissed am I? I didn't even notice this thread. Where is Bradiful? Did I miss her?
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
LMFAO!!!
Thanx, TITS!
I have been with two 12 yr olds for the last 3 days and my brain is dead. Thanx for helping my lame ass out!
****passes TITS a SKYY triple shot...****
This should make your toes curl~
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
I'm hoping for MK to do a live blog of "Housewives" one of these Tuesdays...I bet the Silver Fox will be all over it. Two birds!
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"Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster."
MK, 10/19/08
I have been waiting all day long for this exact headline "Mah Boo Loves NeNe". MK never let's me down! I love me some NeNe and now I love Mah Boo more!
I have been waiting all day long for this exact headline "Mah Boo Loves NeNe". MK never let's me down! I love me some NeNe and now I love Mah Boo more!
I have been waiting all day long for this exact headline "Mah Boo Loves NeNe". MK never let's me down! I love me some NeNe and now I love Mah Boo more!
I have seen what is to come
He will marry she
They will live happily ever after
*Mark my words*
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on November 4, 2008 - 9:46pm.
LOLOL
I told you already!!!
SALLY.
heeheehee
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I hang-glide
We hang-glid, she hang-glided, he hang-glideded.
TITS?????? Do you not remember our banter about Davey and Goliath? The sister's name? You asked if I remembered? Damn...dont leave me hanging because I remember the name of the pumpkin patch on charlie Brown's Great Pumpkin...
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Submitted by cookiepuss on November 4, 2008 - 9:02pm.
I cannot express how much I want Your Boo to call ME "Honey." When he said "Oh, Honey" I was all his.
That is all.
I second that emotion. I hit rewind about 48 times.
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"Do you think that car wash vacuum hose is your own personal whore? No, it's not. At least take that bitch to a fancy dinner at Red Lobster."
MK, 10/19/08
I love Anderson Cooper. I don't care which way he swings!!
Don't worry about how the votes are going now. It's still way early. Having said that, I voted for Ralph Nader because I don't like either of the main candidates and I really only bothered to go vote because of our local and state issues that I'm very concerned about. (I'm in Ohio.)
"while his "NeNe" is up my no-no" - that really made me laugh! New episode on tonight!!!
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 4, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Zesty on November 4, 2008 - 9:29pm.
I agree that Anderson reads Dlisted and he probably has a giant boner for MK just like we all do.... :)
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Do you really think so? I'm excited now.
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Oh My I second that! lol I am excited too! crossing fingers for you MK :D
what is with the spooky eyes on everyone's avvies?
I want some!!!
Do T.I....or I will DO T.I. !
Submitted by Zesty on November 4, 2008 - 9:29pm.
I agree that Anderson reads Dlisted and he probably has a giant boner for MK just like we all do.... :)
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Do you really think so? I'm excited now.
Andy is one hot piece of ass, silver halo glowing, I wanna do sexy times with that homo.
I agree that Anderson reads Dlisted and he probably has a giant boner for MK just like we all do.... :)
"Oh honey?" Oh gurrrrrrrl is more like it.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 4, 2008 - 9:15pm.
LOL! OK, if there wew ANY pussy Anderson could be into, it would be you!
I gotta go get into CNN world now. Last night of punditry!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on November 4, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Parker on November 4, 2008 - 9:02pm.
The funny thing is, Anderson comes out every time he shows his tiara, whether he's bazzwazzing with Erica Hill, or on another program like "Ellen". We all know the deal. I love him just the same. Ladies, face it. If Anderson were straight, he wouldn't be getting busy with us, so he might as well BE gay
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Uhuh...Oh, no you di'nt *shaking tiger claw back and forth*...He would totally git witdis...Mmm'mmm...*scratching flea*...*licking tiger butt*...What? What? Don't hate cuz you ain't...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sally.
heeheehee
i once couldn't remember what linuses pumpkin patch was called and neither could the group of poeple i was with for the entire day. drove us all nuts.
sincere.
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