Mah Boo Loves NeNe
Mah Boo Anderson Cooper confessed his love for "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" while talking to Ellen today. This is just reason #4,568 on why Mah Boo and I should wed immediately. NeNe can be my maid of honor and Kim's wig can be our flower girl.
In the clip above (skip to 2:30), Mah Boo tells Ellen, "I like to keep abreast of the Real Housewives of Atlanta." More like apeen.
Mah Booh also doesn't understand why Ellen isn't obsessed with the raggedy peaches of Georgia. He asks her, "What have you been doing? So you don’t know anything about NeNe?" And then he goes on to purr, "Oh, honey, I don't even know where to begin with NeNe!"
Before I take my last breath and skedaddle off to inner circles of hell, I want Mah Boo to say to me, "Oh, honey! I don't even know where to begin with NeNe!" Only then will I be at peace! But he needs to learn how to pronounce NeNe's name correctly first. I'll personally teach him......while his "NeNe" is up my no-no. I don't really know what that means exactly, but it sounds sexy.
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God. Anderson Cooper. Just, do me now. :P
He's handsome. I just saw his profile with lots of sexy pics on the FREE and HOT WEALTHY&SEXY dating site called ★★★★__ D a t e R i c h S i n g l e S. C o m__ ★★★★where wealthy and beauty find each other
J'adore Nene. (Don't you like her husband, too?)
What about Kim's singing!!!!
And the Lady Chablis lying and saying how great she sounded!
Kim is a pig, Lady Chablis is evil, DeShawn is trying to climb but her hands are too greasy, Lisa is pretty, and I need to get a life.
(And Nene's husband, while trying to explain fractions to her and their son, asks her, "Wouldn't you rather have 1/2 instead of 2/3 of a pie?", and she replies, "Well, it depends on what's in the pie.")
Also, Nene can sing even when she's drunk.
Anderson is so hot and funny,my favorite anchor and serious masturbation material.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
@ Paris' Herpes...oh, hell yes, he is so very hot.
Not that that is a reason to be prez, but, just sayin'...HOT!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
I was just sayin @ the bar that he is totally my boo too! hahahhaha! Everyone was preachin' his hotness so I just had to throw that in for good measure!
Your face!
My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking. I would like to meet
a sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides. Feel free to contact me on the
famous online hub " ★★★★__ K is S M illion aireS. Co m__ ★★★★" Money is not very important
@ NitWitty
OMG. LOL!!! That avi is awesome!!
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I can see Russia from my house! *K'donk*
Submitted by radio siren on November 5, 2008 - 12:03am.
I AM NEAR TEARS. Huge lump in my throat.
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Near tears? My honey and I did a fist bump, then wept together. Actually we would have cried either way, but at least this way it's from relief!
He'd better have meant that as a compliment. I luuuurve NeNe!
My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking. I would like to meet a sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides. Feel free to contact me on the famous online hub " ★★★__K i s sM i l l i o n a i r e S . C o m __☆☆☆☆ " Money is not very important☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
HOORAY! I am in Brooklyn and there is a HUGE celebration outside, people lighting fireworks, laying on their horns, screaming, etc. Oh my GOD! I am PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!
I'm PROUD of my home state, too! INDIANA REPRESENT!
Submitted by NitWitty on November 5, 2008 - 12:20am.
McCain is giving his concession speech...I feel numb.
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Like you don't feel that way every day...what did I tell you about mixing the Prozac with Chard?
Submitted by radio siren on November 5, 2008 - 12:03am.
I AM NEAR TEARS. Huge lump in my throat.
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america just gained a LOT of respect, world-wide.
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I hang-glide, we hang-glid, she hang-glided, he hang-glideded.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 5, 2008 - 12:21am.
Submitted by NitWitty on November 5, 2008 - 12:17am.
That's not all you got in your pants, looks like you got a raccoon in a leg lock.
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How do you think I got him to give that concession speech?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by NitWitty on November 5, 2008 - 12:17am.
That's not all you got in your pants, looks like you got a raccoon in a leg lock.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
McCain is giving his concession speech...I feel numb. Is this real?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Aunt Bea on November 5, 2008 -
So true, NitWitty, so true....
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Oh, the ginge and freckles were just an added bonus, btw! LOL Sorry, a bit giddy here, I think I love everyone right about now.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Sluttsville on November 5, 2008 - 12:14am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 5, 2008 - 12:10am.
Now I gots to start preparing for my "no more Bush" party
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Nitty had one of those parties, but sadly it was when she decided to shave her pubes and wear a merkin
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Not so loud! IG doesn't know why I gave her that pet name! TV...I got the common sense party in my pants, just as Slutty or Merki..erm, IG!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by NitWitty on November 5, 2008 - 12:11am.
Aunt Bea, what's not to love...Do the right thing and make others laugh along the way...that's the message I always got anyway!
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So true, NitWitty, so true....
Submitted by Sluttsville on November 5, 2008 - 12:14am.
I've seen the pics, that was multiple merkins.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
somewhere, Joe the unlicensed plumber sheds a single tear. Common sense has made an appearance.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 5, 2008 - 12:10am.
Now I gots to start preparing for my "no more Bush" party
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Nitty had one of those parties, but sadly it was when she decided to shave her pubes and wear a merkin.
IG, I'll have a special bag of maple leaf fire works set aside just for you!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Slutty, I'm sorry you didn't take it! I wrote you in just like you asked. :(
Aunt Bea, what's not to love...Do the right thing and make others laugh along the way...that's the message I always got anyway!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW HELL YEAH MO FO'S WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart.Blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
I feel like it's New Year's Eve, and I'm not even an American!! Nitty, I'll meet you next July 4th!! ♥
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In the immortal words of TITS: i crave melted butter now. may pop some corn in a pot.
Never a truer word has been spoken.
YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!
Now I gots to start preparing for my "no more Bush" party (for the ladies)
Thank you, American people!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by NitWitty on November 5, 2008 - 12:05am.
Thanks, Aunt Bea! Opie has always been my hero.
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Awww, that's sweet!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Even with Florida still out, California, Oregon and Washington just put him over. Florida will just be the icing.
OH BABAY
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Whaddayano, my one vote did count.
Wooooooooooo! Wooooooooooo! Woooooooooooo!
Obama did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, Calis defeat Props 4 and 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I hate to piss on anyone's parade.... what about Florida?
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In the immortal words of TITS: i crave melted butter now. may pop some corn in a pot.
Never a truer word has been spoken.
Thanks, Aunt Bea! Opie has always been my hero.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
OMG OMG OMG NEW DAY!!!!
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I AM NEAR TEARS. Huge lump in my throat.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
OMG OMG OMG!!!! OBAMA DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
YAY!!!
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In the immortal words of TITS: i crave melted butter now. may pop some corn in a pot.
Never a truer word has been spoken.
CNN CALLS OBAMA NEXT PRESIDENT.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by TITS on November 4, 2008 - 11:47pm.
and suck it up sockie - no one like a wet sock
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*sob* You..*sob* used *sob* the words *sob* suck & wet!*sob* And not..*sob* in a good way!!
Gotta go. BF is home from his business meeting and we gonna have a late din-din. I've already poured one too many glasses of wine so I didn't exactly set the table the way I usually do. Nite.Nite!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by NitWitty on November 4, 2008 - 11:52pm.
Would that be "before" or "after" you drugged, killed and dismembered him?
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Now THAT was funny!
MAH BOO FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!!!!!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on November 4, 2008 - 11:46pm.
I'd fuck him.
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Would that be "before" or "after" you drugged, killed and dismembered him?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Nitty, did you hear? Socky has had lintosuction done!
truth!
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I hang-glide, we hang-glid, she hang-glided, he hang-glideded.
twat=hwat....EFF me on that TYPO!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
eddie.
and suck it up sockie - no one like a wet sock.
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I hang-glide, we hang-glid, she hang-glided, he hang-glideded.
TITS! Now You've done it! You used the word poly with Socky and used the word brownie, with IG! Sheesh! I can't run around cleaning up your messes forever. *Hands Socky her favorite dryer sheet* (not one of those off brands). *Hands IG a triple shot of single malt followed by a lamp dance by Rodrigo with a sugar cube clenched tightly between his twat cheeks.*
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
I'd fuck him.
@TITS: Who's that guy in your avvie?
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