Who Is October's Hot Slut Of The Month?
It's voting day for some of us, so since you're a pro at it already, you might as well vote for something else. And this shit is important, so take it seriously! There's only 3 spots left in determining Hot Slut of the Year, so don't fuck around! Here are your choices:
Chantal Biya - The most beautiful first lady in the world!
Miss Clara Meadmore - The 105-year-old virgin!
Norwood Young - L.A. mess and owner of the gayest house in America!
Julie Masking - Miss Fire Island 1997 and nightmare inducer!
Unfortunately, I can't give you a free coffee, a scoop of ice cream, a vibrator or a donut for voting. But if you see me on the street and I'm drunk, stop me and I'll give you a complimentary wet raspberry!
Vote in the sidebar to the right. The winning slut will be announced on Thursday!
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I am so not impressed with that lady never giving in to the peen.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
pickles borgata-
I voted for the virgin... only because I figure it would be a selfless act of charity that would cancel out all of my premarital indiscretions. A bit of penance, if you will...
I'm pretty sure Jesus reads Dlisted.
Ok.. I just clicked that link... I'm confused. Is Julie Masking not a chick? I've heard them called fake tits before... but those really are fake. Like detachable fake.
I need some help, here...
People what is wrong wiht you., Julie Masking is an obvious superstar! Compared to a old virgin, c'mon--which is a bigger sign of the apocalypse??? Curse you all who dont'' vote Julie!
Submitted by M.E. on November 4, 2008 - 6:38pm.
DAE, No. Just NO! I refuse to click on that link.
*twiching*
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*sniggers* It's not that bad, if you dont click for a close up...
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
CHANTAL !!!???(only cause I'm singing something about that name in my head.LOL)
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Nadine: SIMMA DOWN NOW!
Deb, I must like to torture myself, I'm a horror movie fanatic! I love them.
But after viewing them I must watch South Park or Family guy for a good hour to try and erase whatever it was that freaked me out!
M.E.!!! Hey Girlie!
Getting ready to soak up some CNN election coverage.
For reals, I can't watch scary movies. I cover my eyes during trailers for scary movies.
When I was a kid, I was terrified to go into "spookhouses" at fairs and amusement parks. The first time I found the courage to go in one was at 15, when this cute boy I liked went in first!
I'm just a wuss for that kind of thing.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
DEB!!!!!!!!!!! Howdy hooker!
Yes, I have really fucked up dreams to begin with, I don't need any help having a heart attack in the middle of the night.
Oh my ... looks like the past 105 years of abstinence are finally paying off! It looks like the virgin is going to be HSOW!
Submitted by M.E. on November 4, 2008 - 6:37pm.
That freaky mask wearing chick terrifies me.
I'm with you, M.E. I refuse to look at those vids. I have freaky enough dreams as it is!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
DAE, No. Just NO! I refuse to click on that link.
*twiching*
Julie Masking
http://www.maskon.com/marti/Julie/Images/August%202008/Tilted.jpg
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
That freaky mask wearing chick terrifies me.
Seriously.
Sheeps,
That would be ME!! He would do ME! Sorry...i get carried away.
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
Submitted by Clarisse on November 4, 2008 - 6:33pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
yesssssssssssssss
What would Benji Madden do?
*summons Benji Madden*
Submitted by Candy on November 4, 2008 - 6:20pm.
I kiss you, Candy!!
Cowardly Lion forever, with Julie riding on her back and pulling her tail.
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
Submitted by Clarisse on November 4, 2008 - 6:33pm.
Not WWEID?
TEAM WHORE!
Oh,sorry.I got outta hand.
You know that slut in me takes over sometimes.
;)
OOOH! I loke LoLo's idea of being motorboated by MK better!
*flashes boobies*
Sheeps,
When faced with a decision like this, i ask myself W.W.B.M.D?
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
I voted for the virgin because I hope to be JUST LIKE HER. minus the being 105 part.
http://www.myspace.com/12005637
more importantly
http://www.last.fm/user/sky_is_lovely
Submitted by jim on November 4, 2008 - 6:21pm.
An independent write-in candidate named Lower Case.
*makes kissy face*
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
With my lack of sexy-times, it is encouraging to see someone who's been sex-free longer than I!
Plus, Clara is the only member of this group who isn't scary-ass fake.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ok, that's it, I need to scrape up my pennies and get to NY for a wet, drunken raspberry from MK.
I WANT A MK WET RASPBERRY!!!!!!!!!
Yay!
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Clara had her chance to be a hot slut her whole life but chose to wire her va jay jay shut. She should be disqualified so the beauty queens can have a fighting chance dammit!
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Submitted by Sheeps on November 4, 2008 - 6:28pm.
Good choice. Diddy approves.
♥ I'm taking requests...♥
Submitted by Vadge on November 4, 2008 - 6:21pm.
I'd do it for some free Poofy vodka. All 4 of the candidates are freaks in diff ways. I think I'm voting Young: he's the biggest freak. I'm not impressed with Clara's virginity: most nuns die virgins.
Dammit! I'm as undecided here as I am in the national election. They ALL have their strong points. Fooey!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on November 4, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Not to be gross or anything, but you KNOW there are lots of pervs out there whose biggest sex fantasy is to bone that virgin old lady.
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Maybe she should go on Tyra!
♥ I'm taking requests...♥
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on November 4, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Not to be gross or anything, but you KNOW there are lots of pervs out there whose biggest sex fantasy is to bone that virgin old lady.
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What's gross about that? KIDDING!!
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Submitted by Sheeps on November 4, 2008 - 6:19pm.
I'll need some celebrity help before voting.
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Diddy told me to vote for Norwood because that is the vote that'll make him win.
♥ I'm taking requests...♥
Not to be gross or anything, but you KNOW there are lots of pervs out there whose biggest sex fantasy is to bone that virgin old lady.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
IF ALL AFRICAN AMERICANS ARE VOTING FOR OBAMA..WHO THE FUCK IS MICHEAL JACKSON VOTING FOR??
I voted. Now wheres the line for my free handjob?
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I Voted
Why can't I vote twice??? Chantal and Julie Chantal and Julie. I can't decide!!
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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crap, there must be something fundamentally wrong with the fact that i voted a 102 yr old virgin for 'hot slut of the month'...i'm going to hell, ain't i?
I'll need some celebrity help before voting.
I voted for that hot slut..or should I say "hot virgin" Clara, because I would aspire to be her but unfortunately my "purity" went out the window a looong time ago. Oh, and why isn't Clara auctioning off her innocence like that whore on Tyra...someone get Mr. Burns on the line, STAT!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Chantal "The Cowardly Lion" Biya all the way!
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
I voted for Norwood because that bandaid was dirty hot! But that damn virgin is going to win by a land slide by the looks of it.
Since when did Dlisted sluts get so pure?
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Team Meadmore!! In honor of all the people she'll have sex with later!! Absolutely a hot slut!!
**couldn't be bothered!!**
No shit! Meadmore.
MK can i just have a motor boat on mah Chi Chis instead of that other thing?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
in the spirt of a free election, how about a write in for airforce amy?