Who Is October's Hot Slut Of The Month?
It's voting day for some of us, so since you're a pro at it already, you might as well vote for something else. And this shit is important, so take it seriously! There's only 3 spots left in determining Hot Slut of the Year, so don't fuck around! Here are your choices:
Chantal Biya - The most beautiful first lady in the world!
Miss Clara Meadmore - The 105-year-old virgin!
Norwood Young - L.A. mess and owner of the gayest house in America!
Julie Masking - Miss Fire Island 1997 and nightmare inducer!
Unfortunately, I can't give you a free coffee, a scoop of ice cream, a vibrator or a donut for voting. But if you see me on the street and I'm drunk, stop me and I'll give you a complimentary wet raspberry!
Vote in the sidebar to the right. The winning slut will be announced on Thursday!
Submitted by molly2008 on November 5, 2008 - 3:32am.
Even molly2008 endorses Chantal.. What's wrong with you people???
Show some love for the Cowardly Lion.
Meh.
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
Submitted by molly2008 on November 5, 2008 - 3:32am.
I presume you keep posting because you're lonely. Just leave your phone number here and I PROMISE I'll call.
Julie Masking for Hot Slut!
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I can see Russia from my house! *K'donk*
Submitted by molly2008 on November 5, 2008 - 3:32am.
Chantal Biya is busy with her online dating thing
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molly2008, are you a sex hooker? Or are you a spamming arsehole? And tell your boss he wishes he was a pimp.
do i have to pick just one?
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
I have a write-in...OBAMA! As in PRESIDENT OBAMA!
I voted for Miss Clara. She looks like she's begging for votes, just look at her.
too hard, TOO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
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http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
I want a president who is smarter, more even tempered and more knowledgeable than you am...
Just like I want a HSOW that is less slutty than I am.
I'm just sayin'....
STOP IT! STOP IT! Virginity is unnatural and SINFUL in a Dlisted way...One must NEVER celebrate such a state...It's...SICK...*crying into the bosom of Julie Mask...* GO AWAY I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU DLISTED WHORES AGAIN....so, we'll have marts and ciggies at the DListed Lounge tomorrow pm-ish?...Ok, see you there...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Team Clara!!
voted for the pristine pussy.
Miss Clara all the way for me haha
Peeps, you know in your heart that THIS is the real election that matters, vote...Vote with conviction, vote with passion, vote with anger, but VOTE...for Julie Masking....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 4, 2008 - 8:54pm.
Hey Tiger Lily...
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You know, I think it's cuz I discovered Elvis first, and then Joe...Had it been the other way arond...I don't know, I lurves me them both those ho's. I just wish they were pumpin' out greatness like Shitney is pumping out, well, shit...
*shaking tiger ass to Womanizah*...What? You weren't supposed to see that....
O/T: Is the gorgeousness that is Julie inspired by Our Lady of Lucite??? Smiting that kind of gorgeousness will only anger the Lucite gods...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
TL did you manage to catch the caption this guy from yesterday?
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on November 4, 2008
I sometime wish I never gave up my pie goods.
Too funny....
Hey Tiger Lily...
I listened to early releases of Elvis Costello and Joe Jackson this AM and, gosh darn it, I see your point. Both great, but Elvis is a little more nuanced, a little more layered, a little more complex.
Good call.
Can I pet you?
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Submitted by TITS on November 4, 2008 - 8:46pm.
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Oh, TITS, every time a hot slut is denied her proper DListed status, a future psychopath pulls the wings off of a butterfly...Don't these DLister whores know that????
*pulling wings off butterfly*...What? It's only the inner part that's tasty, the wings are bitter....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Come here TL, let me give you a good scratch at the base of your tail.
I totally agree - I voted for the mask chick too!
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Submitted by Leona on November 4, 2008 - 8:34pm.
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Shhhhh, Diddy doesn't know that.
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
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@ chica, look at this who the fuck is this leona attention seeker person. like why is she even talking shit. lol I love it when they make themselves look dumb, but atleast you have fans chica hahaha
I voted for the Virgin. How could you NOT vote for a woman who's never had dick?
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Bye! Good
hey guys... I have no clue what your damage is and don't give two fucks... but can we try to keep it to one thread please?
Miss Clara FTW. I sometime wish I never gave up my pie goods.
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Bella, like you said "lowlife bitches with no life that live on this site." They couldn't finish it when they started with me.
So now they have to resort to side remarks. I really don't have time for childish games. They can have a ball doing this petty shit.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
I have to say Chantal Biya. Homegirl is fierce!
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Props to Clara for keeping that shit under lock and key.
A site for sore asses!
http://www.poopreport.com/index.html
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RIMADYL KILLS
Miss Clara Meadmore. Here go the dumb bitches again. Oh how I pity you people.
Clara all the way. Feisty old feminist virgins deserve some cyberworship. And despite being 105, her face doesn't scare me nearly as much as the others! (Brrrrr....)
And at least with THIS election I don't feel like it's a disaster no matter who wins.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 4, 2008 - 8:11pm.
Julie Masking is an illusion, Tigger. We got to keep it real up in here...nothing fake about these other hot sluts.
Norwood is the most genuine thing I've seen in a long time. (S)he gets my vote, band-aids down.
xo
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
Submitted by Diyeiogt on November 4, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Which tranny? I see four of them.
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch
How can you whores not vote for Julie Masking???? You should be ashamed of yourselves! None of you have had surreal images like she has supplied you with since that (bad?) acid trip in you sluts had in highschool (yeah, I know about that and I'm totally telling your parents), and Julie did that shit for you for free...and legally too boot! FOR SHAME! Plus you know that whore Clara is the lyingest liar who ever lied...MK's asshole is more of a virgin than she is! I know a FLOOZY when I see one! She's using the "virgin" thing to get more dick...I do it all the time. Oh what? Like you whores don't! Mens loves them some virgins!
by the way visit my new site...
fuckavirgintiger.com...
it's where virgins meet men for sexy....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Green Is Good on November 4, 2008 - 7:39pm.
That's exactly what I was thinking!
THese all suck! None of these are really entertaining in the long run, maybe that tranny...
What about SPAGHETTI CAT!???1!!!!!?
I voted for Clara! Like someone below said, the irony of a broke down virgin being Hot Slut is just too much.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Hi IG, how the hell are ya? I love all of your ging pics and avies. I have a thing for the ging myself!
Deb... I was trying to think of how to describe the whole tongue action, then I just went all Bill the Cat and hoped that someone would figure it out and not think I had a stroke!
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on November 4, 2008 - 7:34pm.
pthbbt
What a perfect description! LOL!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Why does Chantal Biya remind me of Imelda Marcos?
Big hair: check.
Kabuki Theater make: check.
Tacky dresses: double check.
I don't know about Chantal's shoe collection, but I guessing the bitch owns a bunch.
Enough that when their regime gets overthrown, she won't have enough luggage to drag that shit into exile.
My vote goes to Clara... but really I just hope it's anybody but fucking Julie Masking! That man/woman is beyond creepy.
Molotov! You sex hooker, you! xox
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
pthbbt
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Submitted by lea8199 on November 4, 2008 - 7:31pm.
excuse my ignorance, but whats a wet raspberry??
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lea, I think it's like a zerbert, only wetter.
But I could be wrong. :)
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
excuse my ignorance, but whats a wet raspberry??
The sheer delicious irony of a decrepit virgin being Hot Slut of the Month tickles me!
Or maybe I'm sitting on the washing machine on spin cycle again.
Anyway, I voted for Clara.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 4, 2008 - 7:10pm.
lower case suppression!
(Don't snark on me, Mrs. K, I truly lurve you, and I'm inebriated.)
Nonetheless, the caps must go.
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
Vewwwwy skeeerry.
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
jiggy - I've caught a few episodes. I like it, but I always forget it's on. He bitch hub doesn't like it so, I can only watch it when he isn't around.
Deb- Goddess Bunny terrified me much more than La Pequena!
Miss Clara Meadmore.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by M.E. on November 4, 2008 - 6:55pm.
Do you watch "Ghost Hunters" on SciFi?
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
Submitted by M.E. on November 4, 2008 - 6:55pm.
You're braver than me. The scariest thing I can handle is a La Pequena video.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
VOTER SUPPRESSION!!!!
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.