Jemaine Clement Is A Father
Back in August, when Jemaine Clement got married to some floozy out of nowhere, I was completely shocked! And now here's another vag slap to the face. Jemaine and his new wife Miranda Manasiadis welcomed the fifty gazillionth member of the neverending child army.
Jemaine and that woman gave birth to a boy last month in NYC while he was filming the second season of "Flight of the Conchords."
They named him Sophocles Iraia Manasiadis Clement. Sophocles is the name of Miranda's Greek pepaw and Iraia is the name of one of Jemaine's grandparents.
You know, Jemaine could have named his son PoopyFace Chickpea and I still would love the name. Besides, they can call him Phockey for short.
And Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz better cross the name Sophocles off their list of available celebrity baby names. You know that name is their top pick.
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OMG Okie. You were named after a kid who was killed by a wrecking ball?
Hello, my name is Edward.
Edward?
Well, see there was this wrecking ball...
Wow! I met a guy in class yesterday his name is Theodopolis, But we can call him Eddie! LOL
You'll be popular when you're dead!
LoLo wtf is that from? Zoom? Heeeey Yooouuuu Guuuyyyyssss!! ???
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Okie! and Mrs K!
Too many uther uckers ucking with my shi!
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Yeah I tried watching those clips but I didn't find them funny. Sue me.
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HEYYYYYYYY YOUUUUU GUYS!
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Submitted by Mike Hawk on November 4, 2008 - 5:34pm.
Ew, another pair of Neanderthals reproduced. This only proves that the movie "Idiocracy" is profoundly prophetic
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Mike you are soooooooooooo wrong.
truly.
these guys rock!!!
check it out.
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Those people look dirty.
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Submitted by Provolone on November 4, 2008 - 5:20pm.
That simpson girl still hasn't had that kid. WOW. Somebody stick a Volcano taco up her twat to loosen her bowels
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Been there, done that, still haven't seen any lava.
For your viewing pleasure...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBhI9p8WkHI
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
everyone tells me to watch it but Iz too pur fer dat ache bee yo
they are from En Zed I believe.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
LMAO @ LoLo.. for saying 'Eat a dick' hahahaha!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Stank! Put some Stank on it!
You can come watch it at my house!
I dont pay for my cable as much as my neighbor does......
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OMG I don't know about that name.. It can't be that bad.. I was named after a boy.. My fathers best friend who died.. A wrecking ball fell on him and killed him.. So it was really sweet tht I got to carry on his name, but it was absolute torture for me thru out my whole life even til now.. But I don't blame my parents at all.. It is the people out there, who have no shame in making fun of other people, especially to their faces.. Even little kids to each other.. But I never did want to change my name. I just grew tough over it, More able to live in this crazy world, more able to take care of myself when I didn't have anyone. I think its kind of like the song, "a boy named sue" I can really identify w/ that.. lol..
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqxnm6t3QMw&feature=related
and this one too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wqfcwgT0Ds&feature=related
and then this one too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hrUGFhsXo&feature=related
an then this one too. THATS who! LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT5AQIlmM0I&feature=related
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Hey LoLo sorry but I'm too poor for HBO :(
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Ew, another pair of Neanderthals reproduced. This only proves that the movie "Idiocracy" is profoundly prophetic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vj0AbWu-Zw
Submitted by KD on November 4, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Ashley and Pete would probably name their kid Aristotle to try to one up them. Or Euripides.
So-crates.
Submitted by LoLo on November 4, 2008 - 5:29pm.
"Google it ya dumb fucks! "
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HAHAHAHA I was just about to give the same advice.
(without the cursing)
LOL LOL
We crack us up, don't we?
These two Kiwis have one of the funniest shows on TV. E-VAH...but there's no laugh track, so you have to figure out what the funny parts are...
and that is hard sometimes
*scratching head*
*scratching ass*
*smelling finger*
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Submitted by LoLo on November 4, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Or, I daresay, "lick my scrote."
*winks*
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
LOLO: thanks..now I know who he is
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Who?
Ashley and Pete would probably name their kid Aristotle to try to one up them. Or Euripides.
Jemaine is the genetic experimental result of an "if they mated" between Matthew Broderick and Borat.
See the resemblance?
Quite lovely.
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
You guys have HBO at home?
You ever go to see comedy shows near you, depending on where you are?
The dude is in a comedic folkish type of band like thingie called Flight Of The Concords.
Google it ya dumb fucks! LOL Ok you have to know that is a joke from another thread, if not eat a dick and shit it out on your mommas carpet!
LMAO!
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Who are these twat lipped parasites? I don't know them.
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Um yeah hurry up and finish filming the next season please!
These two hos plus Mrs. K are some of the only peoples in the world who understand the need to put jokes in songs!
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That name should be shortened to an acronym or something...Sim? That's good enough, because calling that kid Sophocles is just way too much for me to imagine at this time. What, is he going to grow up to be a playwright of Greek tragedies?! Jermaine is SO FUCKING HOT!!!! HE totally ruined his appeal by having a girlfriend AND a kid suddenly. Now that's a tragedy! (aside from the fucking baby's name).
Your face!
Poor kid. I thought my kids had a hard enough time with a Czechoslovacian last name, so I wouldn't torture them further with a complicated first.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
*cries*
But can i still have Brets behbeh?
I want to do TEH SEX to him!
Ok, bye!
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Who is he?
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Submitted by Provolone on November 4, 2008 - 5:20pm.
That simpson girl still hasn't had that kid.
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Fake singing, fake baby?
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That whore stole my man!!
Hmmm - Sophocles is a pretty heavy name for a child to carry. I believe the rule is that you should try yelling the name as if calling your kid in from outside in order to hear how bad it sounds out loud.
I hope his nickname isn't "Sophie".
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thats nice :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Please tell me that the child is a ginge. Because there just aren't enough ginger Sophocles Iraia Manasiadis Clements in this world.
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Wow. No one gives a fuck.
That simpson girl still hasn't had that kid. WOW. Somebody stick a Volcano taco up her twat to loosen her bowels
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