Jemaine Clement Is A Father
Back in August, when Jemaine Clement got married to some floozy out of nowhere, I was completely shocked! And now here's another vag slap to the face. Jemaine and his new wife Miranda Manasiadis welcomed the fifty gazillionth member of the neverending child army.
Jemaine and that woman gave birth to a boy last month in NYC while he was filming the second season of "Flight of the Conchords."
They named him Sophocles Iraia Manasiadis Clement. Sophocles is the name of Miranda's Greek pepaw and Iraia is the name of one of Jemaine's grandparents.
You know, Jemaine could have named his son PoopyFace Chickpea and I still would love the name. Besides, they can call him Phockey for short.
And Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz better cross the name Sophocles off their list of available celebrity baby names. You know that name is their top pick.
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Who the fuck are these two? Am I going to have to "google me ya dumbfuck!" on these two. Yep, looks like it. Cuz I am clueless as to who these people are.
Never heard of either of these two people.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Who?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 5, 2008 - 4:59am.
I heard they're jumping on the Greek bandwagon with Testicles.
PS Where can we find a Greek bandwagon to jump on?
It's suddenly quite warm in here.
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
I heard Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz are leaning towards Wairedmy Dignitty.
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I can see Russia from my house! *K'donk*
Who are these people? I'm serious, I really don't know.
MK should be praising Miranda as the best gold digging whore on the planet. She dated this man for about six years-biding her time-when he got rich and famous, she got preggers, and a few months later they were married. George Clooney's bitch should have been so smart.
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That is gonna be one ugly kid with an ugly name. And I know everyone loves the show, but I can't get into it. I just don't like it and it does nothing for me.
It's business time!
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These people look related. Same nose, same mouth.
"I'll have what she's having" - Estelle Reiner
Submitted by LoLo on November 4, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Buh-bye, LoLo!!
I been lovin you long time.
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
why not Aristotle. Hercules. Achiles. Beesknees. ;>
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Nadine: SIMMA DOWN NOW!
Jiggy Jiggy Time.
You are right, i would more than likely say something like that LOL
I sowwy I got cornfused when you said Tigger Lilly Got your tongue because i was all like, ummmmm I dont know what that even means.
And then i was all and i dont know what you mean with the other stuff either.
*buys you a drank*
Cheers!
So Um yeah, I have fried brain cells! But I have to go home now! Bye yall!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo
Submitted by Kp on November 4, 2008 - 5:43pm.
nanners, love the avie. You a venture bros fan?
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how friggin' blow your nutsack off funny is this season????
OnT: Congrats dirty haired people
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
@ LoLo--
Uh-oh, I think someone else's post instructed me to lick their scrote. Ooops.
Well, it sounds like something you would say. That's why I'm HBIC of the LoLo Fan Club.
*takes another shot*
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
Thank you Mrs. K, I shall promptly check it out. I just caught up on my Dexter... ahhh they better never cancel that. Ever.!
Who knew David from Six Feet under could be so damned hot?
Submitted by putsomestankonit on November 4, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Ashlee and Pete should name their first born Oedipus Rex.
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Or Redipus Ex, which they soon will be.
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
Submitted by LoLo on November 4, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Whatever you want it to mean.
However, in all fairness, you should know that the Monkey and I are currently wasted.
(Also, you're my new favorite, but don't tell the other ho's. They can be jellis h8trs.)
*mixes new batch of Purple Drank with hand in pitcher*
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
I lurve him. He is my bloody desktop picture.
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Sara M.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on November 4, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by LoLo on November 4, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Or, I daresay, "lick my scrote."
*winks*
And WTF does this mean?
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on November 4, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Um that is a song from Flight of the Concords.
It is in a clip i posted of them
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Well, I'm not sure what the kid's nickname will be, but at least they named him after actual family members and not by throwing a dart at a baby name book to come up with something ridunkulous.
Flight of the Concords is awesome! God, I wish I still had HBO.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
God I love that hot ass Jermaine Clement. Perfect man, I say. And to those of you saying she's hard on the eyes, no matter. You know she's probably one of the coolest chics eveh to hang with. Jermaine Clement plays it real like that.
@LoLo--
Submitted by LoLo on November 4, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Okie! and Mrs K!
Too many uther uckers ucking with my shi!
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Tigerlilly got yer tongue?
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Just NOOOOOO!!!!
I'm seriously so in crush with this man and this is the most awful news. Who the hell does she think she is? I'm going to go cry until I get some good news about the election.
Ashlee and Pete should name their first born Oedipus Rex.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
PUTAS, my love
New Zealand folk parody duo Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement play fictionalized versions of themselves in this HBO comedy series that follows two somewhat dim-witted pals trying to make it big in New York City. They must deal with their inept manager, Murray (Rhys Darby), who films their first music video on his cell phone; their only fan, Mel (Kristen Schaal), whose adoring attention verges on stalking; and their own childish natures.
it is very very funny, IMHO
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Snarkley,
Dill Pickle Novella Zero Wentz
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
Who is this man? I don't wanna google him. I know not who he is.
She looks like Ashely Simpson after a month of meth.
Nitwitty that avie is so, so wrong but oh so fabulous! it made me laugh. shit.
Oh, Asslee and Wentz should just name the kid Dill Pickle and get it over with.
Submitted by oklahoma on November 4, 2008 - 5:36pm.
that is the coolest namesake story ive ever heard and im so happy to find that out about you!
and yes, I totally though of "boy named sue" before I read that you wrote it!
AWW!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Sophocles...I keep wanting to think they meant to name it Socrates.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
When i think about Mrs. Kravits
I soul kiss myself
ohhhh ohhh ohhh
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Nit Witty OMFG your avie is amazing! and gross and amazing just like real life child birfin!
Or is that the littl eman in the boat?
Oh well my comment goes for both eh?
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That chick needs Big Tittied Frog-ative. Her chin looks like a teenaged pizza war zone.
Submitted by LoLo on November 4, 2008 - 5:48pm.
Good Night Snow Piece!
We should meet up later this wek and I will buy your hot ass a drink!
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give her a soul kiss from me!!!!
And give one to yourself, too.
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
Night, Snowy! *smooches without tongue* cuz I been eatin' too much candy :(
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Good Night Snow Piece!
We should meet up later this wek and I will buy your hot ass a drink!
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night snow :) ♥smooch♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
no, it was somewhere before then, you know us 50 year old are always harking back to the olden times, LOL
good night sex hookers
OBAMANATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Snow piece it was Sloth from the Goonies!
Or Michael Phelps from every fucking place!
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I am really excited to hear how fucking stupid the name of pete wentz's baby is going to be. I bet its after some 18th century poet or some emo shit to make themselves sound so smart and literary. Assholes.
_Submitted by Salem13 on November 4, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Yeah I tried watching those clips but I didn't find them funny. Sue me.
NO! I VALUE YOUR RIGHT TO YOUR OWN OPINION!
IT IS COMPLETELY FAIR FOR YOU TO HAVE YOUR OWN VIEWS ON THE WORLD AND I RESPECT THAT!
OK! IS THAT OK WITH YOU SALEM? IS IT OK IF I RESPECT YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE YOUR OWN OPINION?
ha ha ha ha I was totaly yelling nice stuff at you like i was saying mean stuff.
IT FELT GOOD TO YELL NICE THINGS AT YOU SALEM!
I HOPE YOU HAVE A REALLY GOOD DAY YOU PERSON WHO I WOULD NOT EVEN THINK OF CALLING A BITCH!
HA HA HA WTF am i smoking!!!!
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Who the fuck are these people?
Ashlee and Pete will later come out saying that it was just acid reflux
who are these people?
did i go to a Diddy party, ate all the brownies and just woke up??
i hope all you HORZ did the right thing and voted for BENJI MADDEN.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
nanners, love the avie. You a venture bros fan?
I'm with you on this one MK. Jermaine can do no wrong. Except for getting married. That was wrong. Im not into Bret either. He looks identical to my sexy ex boyfriend.
Actually, I think Asshole & Pete want to name their kid Ptolemy.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
Submitted by Salem13 on November 4, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Yeah I tried watching those clips but I didn't find them funny. Sue me.
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I'll tell ya what, doll.
Rent the DVDs
Watch it from Season I episode I.
If you still don't like it I'll pay your rent/ mortgage for the next 10 years.
Honest.
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.