Tuesday, November 4th 2008
Diddy Say What?
Douche extraordinaire Diddy voted for Obama in NYC today and while slithering out of the polling place, he told the Associated Press:
"I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had."
Okay, maybe Carrie Underwears is right....
And if Obama wins, his first order of business should be appointing Diddy Speaker of the Douchehouse. I mean, he owes him.
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Poor guy - he's suffering from CNS. He's should join the NAACP - National Association for the Advancement of Crazy People. After all, a mind is a terrible thing to lose, and it's terrible to lose one's mind!
So, it took me an HOUR to cast my vote today. Place was PACKED!
There was actually some congenial and very polite conversation going on regarding voting for Obama. Nobody got pissed off. Opinions were exchanged in a courteous manner.
Civility at the Voting booth gives me hope. And I'm an uber-pessimist.
Submitted by Sugaroo on November 4, 2008 - 5:21pm.
I hate this anal wart in human form with the heat of a thousand Tabasco-farts!
And those are some hot farts!
Well said, Sugaroo. I only hope he commits a felony soon (and I think he will) so he won't be able to vote anymore. That will cut down on his stupid arrogance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vj0AbWu-Zw
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on November 4, 2008 - 5:12pm.
What does this man actually do?
Vodka.
Provolone
Bwhahahah I love your sig! true!
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I voted. I deserve cake.
Hova was out pimping for Obama last night.
Missy - I bet you his breff smells like a heaping pile of dog shit.
TimesUK says the Obama family in Africa are already slaughtering chickens and bulls to celebrate his victory. And breaking pinatas filled with lip plates.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
where are his naked twins with their bow ties and don't forget the fur backdrop diddy!!
I hate this anal wart in human form with the heat of a thousand Tabasco-farts!
And those are some hot farts!
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What's the difference between a rectum and an anus, anyway? All I know is, mine only opens one way: OUT!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on November 4, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Is he like Paris Hilton?
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I think you've defined Diddy/Puffy/Jackass's current state exactly. He is the black, male Parasite.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
ugh ME! the mouf breafing!!! I never put my finger on that, but uugghh! so annoying!!!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on November 4, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Lick a scrote
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Wow. That's in contention for the jig's new sig.
Pure poetry. :-)
I likes.
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
Does arrogance have an expiration date?
Can Tupac's ghost come and shank this mouf breaver?
Snarkley- True Dat! And love the Avvie. Ronnie is the original rich bitch of Riverdale!
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on November 4, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Is he like Paris Hilton?
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Yes. And they wear the same size shoes.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on November 4, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Well, for one thing, he stumbles off the short bus rather well. Observe his expression in the photo above.
Remarkable really.
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
Ziggy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25ba6BE0Aho
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Even if your against Obama, its satisfying to know the shitty producer/realitystar/clothingCEO segment of our population will get slammed with taxes.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Damn I hate this motherfucker
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Submitted by missy on November 4, 2008 - 4:58pm.
With luck, it's just a virus and will wear off soon.
So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. --Sock-Monkey
What does this man actually do?
I've seen 'his' perfume range, but apart from that, I have no idea why he is famous.
Is he like Paris Hilton?
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Somehow he has managed to make take the idea that "everyones vote has equal power and if [insert name] wins by one vote, theoretically you made it happen by getting out to vote".. and turn it into another worded pile of cackola.
And you know he voted republican anyway ;)
To speak, you must first think. Therefore nothing we say is said by accident.
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Lick a scrote, P. Dicky and get the fuck over yourself.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
i hope diddy's wealth is redistributed to his 15 kids equally--it's only fair until he has 10 more!
Ahh Diddy.. STFU.... pretty please... SHIT he annoys me... taking deep breath...
Douchey Doucherson.
God, he is so full of himself. I really wish somebody would kick his stupid ass.
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Submitted by Snarkley on November 4, 2008 - 5:00pm.
And if Obama does win today, I will agree wholeheartedly with redistributing this asshole's wealth
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I'd like to redistribute his dumb asshole. I don't think I'm going to be able to tolerate Sean Combs if Obama wins.
Submitted by Salem13 on November 4, 2008 - 5:02pm.
I'm here. I don't know if I stated it right before. I believe it's none of my business to ask who others are voting for. I also believe it's their right to tell me if they feel so inclined. I was thinking more in terms of wearing a button or t-shirt if one feels so inclined rather than proclaiming they cast the winning vote.
Then again, if Obama fixes oil prices, then Diddy will never have to fly commercial again, so I can see why he cast the winning vote ... ;-P
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by gigi jenkins on November 4, 2008 - 5:02pm.
AMEN
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
jim- I noticed that Nader switched party's. Why?
hahahahah my friend was there at the same time as he was.
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
ugh why is P Douche still making news? What exactly is his claim to fame besides sampling old records and talking sh*t?
Hahaha, jim.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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I wonder what ALL CAPS KANYE has to say about this? Or better yet, ALL CAPS JIM?
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
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HE VOTED FOR OBAMA..THAT IS STRANGE..WHO DID OPRAH VOTE FOR...GO NADER!!
Any bets as to how many times he has voted in his life, prior to today?
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She's flat and that's that!
that's weird. The polls are still open for like, 6 hours where I am. I would think it's down to the thousands of people who haven't voted yet, but whatevs.
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Delusional fuckwads, table for one.
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
Now where are those people defending celebs talking about this shit?
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I Voted
Just want to smack the shit out of this douchebag.
No Diddn'ty, you feel that way because you are an arrogant, egotistical douchebag. It had nothing to do with "feeling" powerful.
i always wished diddy had gone down instead of big poppa!
A little healthy self-esteem never hurt anyone.
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I could tell you that I like your sensitivity, when you know it's the way that you walk.
YOUR vote put him in office? Excuse me but, the polls are still open and millions of people still haven't even voted yet Doody.
STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And if Obama does win today, I will agree wholeheartedly with redistributing this asshole's wealth.
Thank God for Diddy. Now, I won't have to sit through all that election nonsense on the TV tonight. We already know that Diddy cast the deciding vote.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
STFU Diddy.
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