Tuesday, November 4th 2008

Diddy Say What?

Douche extraordinaire Diddy voted for Obama in NYC today and while slithering out of the polling place, he told the Associated Press:

"I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had."

Okay, maybe Carrie Underwears is right....

And if Obama wins, his first order of business should be appointing Diddy Speaker of the Douchehouse. I mean, he owes him.

Thanks Heather

Posted by: Michael K


phoenix62's picture

You know, thinking about it, I'm wondering if he meant that b/c there was a black man running, his vote meant that much more to him, and for the first time voting meant something TO HIM, not just voting for the lesser of two evils and not really feeling like you have a voice?

Now I can understand where he's coming from there. Perhaps it's just in the way he expressed himself, he didn't make it clear?

Not that I'm all for this guy or anything, I'm just playing devil's advocate...

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sexy's picture

He ate some of his brownies.

HairyPotheadfan's picture

Does ANYONE like this guy?? He is so full of himself and for what!?!?!

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jiggywiddit's picture

Thank you, Duddy, we owe you one.

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Dominique Devereaux's picture

If I were Obama I'd disavow all knowledge of him and his mouthbreathing self. Srsly. Diddy needs to just stfu.

America has just elected a Subversionist...

It won't be long now...

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bornagainChristian's picture

Swear to ME!
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Douche diddy needs to go away....go back to school....get a GED...something so that your unbelievable stupidity and immaturity stops hurting my ears and eyes. I hear Tommy girl is still in manhattan...why not go play "Look at me...i'm important and i'm a scientologist" with him. I'm sure Will Smith won't mind.

pleaseMe's picture

President Obama.

Personally, I suspect that the nightmare is only entering Phase 2. We had the Republican idiot nightmare, now we're having the Democrat douche nightmare.

As for Diddy, I'd love for him to be forced to have someone follow him everyone whispering "Remember thou art mortal!" He'd HATE that.

BrownHankyWithWhiteStripes's picture

I wonder who read the ballot to Diddy.
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Tyroan's picture

Our long national nightmare is over. :o)

Tyroan's picture

Diddy did it! Say hello to President Obama!!

Aunt Bea's picture

Submitted by angel_i on November 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.

Hi angel - nope - I have no patience anymore. Dlisted has sucked it out of me.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Aunt Bea on November 4, 2008 - 11:38pm.

Dear Diddy

Please STFU and go away.

Best Regards,
Aunt Bea

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Seriously. Do we have to tell him that every day. Your patience knows no bounds, Aunt Bea.

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Aunt Bea's picture

Dear Diddy

Please STFU and go away.

Best Regards,
Aunt Bea

Sock-Monkey's picture

He is so......ugh!

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Gonnaburn...'s picture

It looks like he just got sucked off in the pic. WTF happeded in THAT voting booth?

Bjork You's picture

Must he have an opinion about everything? Jeez.

Diddy, let's talk about your bisexuality.

Tigerlilly's picture

There has GOT to be a special place in hell for shit stains like this...I can begin to describe how much anger these NARCISSITIC douches fill me with. This dumb useless whore is a sport kill...I wouldn't even snack....

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FortuneTeller's picture

I have seen what is to come

It shall be bad

He will be president in 2012

*Mark my words*

jussayin's picture

it's a good thing he loves himself soooo much!
because he really is turning into a prime jackass
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Leona's picture

@Sandy---

Submitted by Sandbitch on November 4, 2008 - 9:00pm.
I did try to warn Leona, but unfortunately.

You didn't warn me, GF. You promised it would be fun to be an attention-whoring, no life, DListed freak.

I feel so cheap and used...

Why, Sandy, why???

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by Vadge : "Just a thought: can you imagine what this sea bass' pillow cases look like in the morning from mouf breefing all night?"

Oh my gods, Vadge, you made me laugh so hard about that! It never occurred to me! Ah HA HA HA HA! It's probably oozing with stinky drool. Ewwww.

TITS's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on November 4, 2008 - 9:00pm.

I did try to warn Leona, but unfortunately.
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If you think about it, every town and city has at least one CL & BD / LA variety.

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SICKITTEN's picture

Calling all cunts. Can you guys just stay in one thread, please? The prince thread, okay?

fuzzyslippers's picture

Submitted by BellaDiva on November 4, 2008 - 8:57pm.

Submitted by Sandbitch on November 4, 2008 - 9:00pm.

Hah?

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

Sandbitch's picture

I did try to warn Leona, but unfortunately.

Submitted by Leona on November 4, 2008 - 8:24pm.

Hey attention whore you and the rest of the freaks need to get a life. You are making yourself look like an ass. I bet it takes alot of brains to randomly go after people. what did chica do to you. Do you think it will bring you attention bitch. I guess you are the new idiot that want to get into the lowlife crew with saggy tittie bitch TITS aka report_abuse and the rest. I pity cunts. What the fuck do you get from doing dumb shit like this. Your life must suck, well have fun talking about people bitches

Mel-Tang's picture

Oh, one more thing Diddy. Just remember that YOUR vote was the vote that killed all those innocent chickens and bulls in Africa tonight!! Good Job animal killer!!

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fuzzyslippers's picture

Oy, douches like these make me want to take the OPPOSITE side. Way to go, Diddy. Hope you fucked everything up for Obama, you dipshit.

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

birdie's picture

I didn't think this stupid fucker could read a ballot. I hope if Obama wins he kicks P. Doody in the nuts.

Mel-Tang's picture

Oh.My.Fucking.God. Someone please drive by him and poke a weapon of mass destruction out the window. Thank you.

And btw, some famous white guy called me today and asked me to vote for McCain. I thought "Well how fucking down to earth is THAT!" I can't remember who the celebrity was, but I voted for John just because he cared enough to call. :)

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"My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking. I would like to meet a sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides."

Good Lord, who let Travolta on here?

You know, I literally thought this guy could not get any douchier after that burger commercial where him mentioning it makes the news and causes a mass exodus to the burger place. Then I thought he couldn't get any douchier when he had that pedotastic photoshoot with the naked babies.

You know what? I was wrong. Congrats, Diddy -- you have topped all previous levels of uberdouchiness.

I personally hate the whole idea that YOUR ONE TINY VOTE MATTERS SOOOOOO MUCH, and he just made it more obnoxious by claiming that his SuperSpeshulWonderfulSparkly Vote is THE ONE that made the big decision. So bow down to him if you want, bow to him. Bow to the King of Slime, the King of Filth, the King of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.

Sorry, had a Princess Bride moment there.

Shit, people like this make me feel like going out and voting for the other candidate fifty times, just so I can go up to them and say, "I cancelled out your vote. Ha ha, your insignificant political presence has been neutralized."

Leona's picture

Submitted by sexyr322d on November 4, 2008 - 7:17pm.
My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl

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Diddy totally wrote this. It's stupid, inappropriate, and spam just like his ignorant poll comment.

Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA? ---Sandbitch

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a sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides. Feel free to contact me on the

famous online hub " ★★★★__ K is S M illion aireS. Co m__ ★★★★" Money is not very important

Tupac is gone forever and this fucker just keeps finding ways to extend his 15 minutes of jackassery.

Wow...he took the email from MoveOn.org WAY too serious.....

Doucheness! P. Doucheness needs to STFU. No one gives a hot steaming shit what he thinks. UGH.....go back to that whack ass Making the Band 20. Untalented fucktard!

mary jane's picture

I hate this untalented fucktard. I wish he would crawl back into his hole and die.

Deb's picture

Diddy is the a classic example of way-too-much self esteem.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

moomarse's picture

I wonder what it feels like to have such a high opinion of yourself...

he probably crossed out BIDEN and scribbled in DIDDY

OBAMA DIDDY 08!

dee-lite's picture

Aw gawd hes such a f*ckin egomaniac!! Yeah Diddy, the other 50+ mil that cast their vote for O didn't matter, it was U Dawg. You and those whack ass video blogs of yours is what shifted the tide in his favor.

TOPANGA's picture

What would be the irony that Diddy's vote was the one that gives Obama the win..but once Obama gets in office he immediatly outlaws big teethed, obnoxious, song stealing "rappers" who are always creating groups for their only personal fame, only to have them fall apart a year later, from existing?!

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M.E.'s picture

Another "celeb" who, instead of keeping his mouth shut (ok, that's impossible) goes to the polls on election day instead of voting by mail.

UGH! I DON"T CARE WHO YOU VOTED FOR JUST STFU ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vadge's picture

Just a thought: can you imagine what this sea bass' pillow cases look like in the morning from mouf breefing all night?

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Snarkley's picture

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on November 4, 2008 - 5:12pm.
What does this man actually do?

He takes classic old rock songs, mixes them with hip-hop, then choses whatever up and coming rapper that will kiss his butt the best, then runs around posing like he discovered the Beatles.

Vadge's picture

I'm so glad he voted. Now the election is over. Because he said so.

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Diddy's as douchey as the day is long.