Tuesday, November 4th 2008

Saint Angie Is Still A Punk Kid With Tattoos

Saint Angelina can make holy water holier and can end this world with just one snap, but she claims she's still just a punk kid with tattoos. In the December issue of Britain's Harper's Bazaar, Saint Angie adjusted her halo and said, “I don’t walk around feeling I need to apologize or explain myself. I am still, at heart — and always will be — just a punk kid with tattoos."

A big black cloud of smoke may take me away to purgatory when I say that the bitch is no longer just some hardcore rebel. Nope. That Angie went away a long ass time ago. She's no longer the blood vial wearing, sucking face with her brother, "Gia" playing bi-sexual. She's now a pristine goddess who hovers above us all. And if you disagree with her, you're an evil person and will be taken away by that black cloud of smoke at any moment.

Saint Angie also defended her choice to buy Maddox knives. "Listen, my kids play video games. I let them play with toy soldiers. We don't take war and violence lightly, but we don't hide it from anybody. We say, 'Mommy and Daddy have movies where we play these characters, but there's real death and violence in the world.'"

Speaking of those characters, she said she will only play bitches that she wants to meet in real life. “I tell stories that are about the type of woman I’d want to meet. The type of woman where I think, even if it’s silly characters I’ve played, like in ‘Tomb Raider,’ there’s something about her that will be fun for my daughters to see one day."

She really wants to meet that dumb ho from "Life or Something Like It"? The bitch was annoying, had fugly hair and was a shitty reporter!

VIA MSNBC

Posted by: Michael K


parissucksliterally's picture

Miss Priss.....a few months ago I saw in the credits that Pat Harrington Jr (SCHNEIDER on "One Day At A Time" did the voice of The Inspector! Then I listened carefully, and could not believe I never noticed it before!

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Clarisse's picture

lizardbits1 !!!
Finally someone to tell!!! I MET EDDIE IZZARD SUNDAY!!!

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Clarisse's picture

Two Drink!
Momma says don't slide down the banister because you'll injure your googoo and that's all some men have going for them.

Chris E.,
Yes ma'am! Stuart Larkin. Everytime i read something Angie ho says, i read it with Stuarts voice!

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Miss Priss's picture

Hello PSL!!

I loved the Pink Panther growing up. Funny they don't really talk much in that cartoon

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Hi Okie!!!

Yes, you may pet my pink kittie!! LMAO

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lizardbits1's picture

Clarisse: LOVE your sig! "So why didn't you get rid of the joke? Couldn't be bothered!"

OT: Ummm... Angie's lips are too big. And ever notice how jacked up they are? I had a friend who had lips like those (but nicer) and she HATED them! Especially this time of year when they would get chapped and stuff. She was all natural too. She would watch plastic surgery shows and shake her head sadly.

**so how do we get out of this one, Old Dr. Jones? I don't know kid, I don't know**

parissucksliterally's picture

Miss Priss, I love your avie! I got the little guy I watch hooked on old cartoons....he loves Pink Panther, Ricochet Rabbitt and Muttley (Catch that Pigeon)

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what's happened has happened, what's coming is already on it's way, with a role for me to play
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missy's picture

OKIE UP IN DA HOUSE

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

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cuntygolightly's picture

she's so full of shit...she and nicky kidman should start a club together...

I wonder if she's going to let Maddox have a tattoo as well. Perhaps some piercings. Gotta have some cred to go with his knives.

oklahoma's picture

Misssy Yo Missy!!

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Submitted by Clarisse on November 4, 2008 - 11:17am.

People take her about as seriously as Stuart Larkin.

MADtv's Stuart? I didn't know his last name. My sister loves him!

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oklahoma's picture

-Submitted by Miss Priss on November 4, 2008 - 11:12am.
OMG Life or something like it was the crappiest movie ever!
The only reason I watches was because of Ed Burns whom I still find delectamable

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Hmmm.. wonder what song I'll have in muh head all day.. Miss Priss!! maybe the Pink Panther anthem?? Thank yoooo.. thank yooo very much!! Well I DOO like kitties.. May I pet yours??

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Triscuit's picture

Clarisse - "Look what I can do!"
hahhaahhhhahahahaahhhahhahahhahhahaha

The C word's picture

Saint Angie also defended her choice to buy Maddox knives.
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I wonder if she'll still feel that way when he shivs Pax.

(Morning everyone!!)

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Two Drink Min's picture

Clarisse - hahaha STUART! What does mommy say?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

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Submitted by Sheeps on November 4, 2008 - 11:15am.
Well, ugly, silly tattoos.

ITA!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

lizardbits1's picture

So I've recently watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith... not too terribly impressed. Just another prima dona. Such a romantic movie to show to your kids as well! "This is where daddy pretends to kick mommy in the stomach! Isn't it funny?" Psycho bitch.

**so how do we get out of this one, Old Dr. Jones? I don't know kid, I don't know**

missy's picture

So sick of this hag. What else is there to say?
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Submitted by Salem13 on November 4, 2008 - 11:15am.

Wait....this shit is a story on MSNBC? Really?

You wouldn't believe the garbage "respectable" news outlets are running with these days. Anything to get our minds off the real news, I guess.

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Clarisse's picture

People take her about as seriously as Stuart Larkin.

"Nooooooooooooo! Look what i can do!"

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Well, ugly, silly tattoos.

kdracofan's picture

she looks cute in that picture...but I am not too keen about buying knives to kids....*sigh* crazy people

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islandgirl's picture

She 'tells' stories about the type of women she wants to meet? You are spewing lines that someone else wrote for you, you bobble-headed windbag.

And thanks, jessiekitty, I have a thing for the ginges!

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Salem13's picture

Wait....this shit is a story on MSNBC? Really?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 4, 2008 - 11:09am.

a punk kid.....I'm sure the United Nations would love to hear that.

They don't care. As long as she buys children and gets them press, she could walk up to Jennifer Aniston and slit her throat and everybody would think she's "wonderful."

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Sugaroo's picture

Dear Angie,

You know those knives you let Madd play with? Why don't you take the longest, sharpest one and hold it steady. Turn the tip around so it's positioned in front of your froggy-lipped mouth, say a mantra to the God of blood vials, then cut that dumbass tongue out? Not only will it spare you from saying such stupid things, it will spare the rest of us from having to hear them! *shocky face* Then you can go back to your bath tub and resume crying three times per day - no more or less.

Love,
Sugaroo

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Miss Priss's picture

OMG Life or something like it was the crappiest movie ever!
The only reason I watches was because of Ed Burns whom I still find delectamable

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jessiekitty's picture

island girl is righteous for her pipi avatar

Salem13's picture

I hope the ghost of Joe Strummer comes back to haunt her for saying that.

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

*runs away from the black smoke cloud monster*

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

KD's picture

I can actually kind of relate to that statement. I don't think "punk"is a good choice of words, though.

jessiekitty's picture

it is I ;> myspace.com/jessiekitty

Two Drink Min's picture

Can she ever make up her mind. She has a personality disorder.

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Miss Priss's picture

Good Morning!!! Gosh voting was easier than I thought at the crack of dawn

SICK of this woman!

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snowpiece's picture

MK the Lost smoke monster wants nothing to do with AngieJo
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If she doesn't feel the need to explain herself, why doesn't she just shut the fuck up???

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loric's picture

Bitch wants it both ways-she wants to be seen as mother of the universe and hard core? I see Angie Ho exactly the way she is: pretentious, fake and an attention whore.
I've had enough of her holier than thou bullshit. She can take her over inflated hemorrhoid lips and ginormous ego somewhere else.

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Grendel's mother?

parissucksliterally's picture

a punk kid.....I'm sure the United Nations would love to hear that.

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Don't drink don't smoke what do you do?
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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

"...she said she will only play bitches that she wants to meet in real life..."
Really now, are any of them GOOD PARENTS?
No, of course not, Skeletina is the only one who can be a parent, all others are merely copying her.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Yawn, wake me up when she buys another kid or steals another woman's husband. Again.

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Submitted by jessiekitty on November 4, 2008 - 11:03am.
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BabyGirl...Is that you in your avvie?
You are a little sex~kitten!♥cutie.

islandgirl's picture

Pretentious much?

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Triscuit's picture

Ugh.I was forced to go see 'Life or something like it"When I was pregnant w/ my son.All I was concerned with was the buttery popcorn and candy!

jessiekitty's picture

or how about her charming character in that stupid girl interrupted movie.

so, you'll be happy when your daughter is watching you play an evil mental case who likes to taunt other young girls about being raped by their father. cool.