Saint Angie Is Still A Punk Kid With Tattoos
Saint Angelina can make holy water holier and can end this world with just one snap, but she claims she's still just a punk kid with tattoos. In the December issue of Britain's Harper's Bazaar, Saint Angie adjusted her halo and said, “I don’t walk around feeling I need to apologize or explain myself. I am still, at heart — and always will be — just a punk kid with tattoos."
A big black cloud of smoke may take me away to purgatory when I say that the bitch is no longer just some hardcore rebel. Nope. That Angie went away a long ass time ago. She's no longer the blood vial wearing, sucking face with her brother, "Gia" playing bi-sexual. She's now a pristine goddess who hovers above us all. And if you disagree with her, you're an evil person and will be taken away by that black cloud of smoke at any moment.
Saint Angie also defended her choice to buy Maddox knives. "Listen, my kids play video games. I let them play with toy soldiers. We don't take war and violence lightly, but we don't hide it from anybody. We say, 'Mommy and Daddy have movies where we play these characters, but there's real death and violence in the world.'"
Speaking of those characters, she said she will only play bitches that she wants to meet in real life. “I tell stories that are about the type of woman I’d want to meet. The type of woman where I think, even if it’s silly characters I’ve played, like in ‘Tomb Raider,’ there’s something about her that will be fun for my daughters to see one day."
She really wants to meet that dumb ho from "Life or Something Like It"? The bitch was annoying, had fugly hair and was a shitty reporter!
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El B.,/ Mrs K.,
JELLUS!!!! HELL YES!! He was more than i imagined!
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
The people who are truly 'punk', would never call themselves that. Kinda like the 'cool' people never know they're cool. It's just natural. The cool just seeps out like maple sap. The fact that I just compared coolness to maple sap insures that I am, indeed, uncool.
Submitted by Clarisse on November 4, 2008 - 11:33am.
lizardbits1 !!!
Finally someone to tell!!! I MET EDDIE IZZARD SUNDAY!!!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????????
*faint*
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct
Lolo and angel i I will add Circle Jerks to this mess. Also I saw the Clash. They're slightly mainstream, but still.
I would pay to see someone kick AJ upside the ass with a combat boot!
Yeah, right... she's as "punk" as Hot Topic in the mall. She was never punk, never will be.
No Im in no need of a xanny.
Or a tranny.
Or an extra fanny.
well just give me one...
I wont take many....
Sorry but this bitch is aliar face if she says shes a punk kid at heart. You would have had to have been a fucking punk kid in the first place.
She just taint neva were!
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Submitted by LoLo on November 4, 2008 - 1:03pm.
OH GOD!
Shit the fuck up already dumb bitch!
Name one ONE FUCKING PUNK BAD!
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Um...Sex Pistols!
Am I in?!
PS. "She really wants to meet that dumb ho from "Life or Something Like It"? The bitch was annoying, had fugly hair and was a shitty reporter!"
For reals, MK.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
I think Lolo needs a Xanax.
What is up this fine day Mrs. K???
*kisses*
Hellllllllllo D Listers!
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Lolo
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OH GOD!
Shit the fuck up already dumb bitch!
Name one ONE FUCKING PUNK BAD!
NAME ONE!
FAUX FAUX FAUX! Faux cunt dont know no god damn punk even if some bitch shoved a fucking combat boot up her god damn ass!
PUNK? God damn retarded ass whore!
Ill listen to my fair shair of bull shit but dont fucking piss up my leg and tell me its raining dead kennedys you god damn bitch!
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Clarisseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
I am so jelly you have no idea.
Sigh Eddie Izzard.
Don't tell me if you ever meet Alec...I'll explode.
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Don't envy what you ain't more than you love what you is...
If she's still a punk kid with tattoos then she's bad mother material and shouldn't have 45679 kids.
I knew we would be inundated with her bullshit for a weeks before and after the release of the movie.I thought I was strong enough to withstand it. I really had no idea it would make me so SICK.
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Don't envy what you ain't more than you love what you is...
Clarisse sez: "Oh...for the fans of "The Riches", he is trying to raise money to make it into a movie...."
MOVIE? COOL!! So, where do I donate?
Angie needs a big heaping serving of STFU!
“I don’t walk around feeling I need to apologize or explain myself...."
huh? then why the interview? tell ya what Ang, STFU then!!! PLEASE!
Eddie peen? Riches movie? You bitch Clarisse! Now MY head is going to explode! I have things to do today!
**so how do we get out of this one, Old Dr. Jones? I don't know kid, I don't know**
JBL!
LOL! Don't thank me! I thought my head was going to explode before i could tell people that would appreciate it!!!!
Oh...for the fans of "The Riches", he is trying to raise money to make it into a movie....
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
Clarisse - I am so jealous you met Eddie I!! He's yummy, and I can just imagine how much more so in person. Thanks for sharing your story, and if there are any more details, please do tell. :-)
The C word!
I tell you what, the little trannie is packin!
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
treshappy - I tend to side with you on this. I had a bb gun growing up, as did a lot of kids I knew. We'd use it under supervision. I think parents coddle children these days and I think children are more capable than adults allow them to be. Just my 2 cents.
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Submitted by lelu on November 4, 2008 - 11:35am.
yes, totally. More people (especially celebs) need to learn to not take themselves so seriously. It makes you immature and stunts inner growth in my mind.
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Submitted by Clarisse on November 4, 2008 - 12:27pm.
lizardbits1,
He treated the 35 year olds in mom jeans the same way he treated the 20 something stunners! He is one of those men that can make you believe that there is nobody else on his mind but you.
He took their hand in his, leaned towards them, looked into their eyes, asked their name and gave each a very devilish smile!!
VERY charming! Very warm and engaging!
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That’s all well and good, but what we really want to know is: did you touch his penis? ;)
Seriously though, that's too cool that you got a chance to meet him (and that he didn't disappoint as a person) - I'm happy for you C!
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
*cries*
**so how do we get out of this one, Old Dr. Jones? I don't know kid, I don't know**
lizardbits1,
He treated the 35 year olds in mom jeans the same way he treated the 20 something stunners! He is one of those men that can make you believe that there is nobody else on his mind but you.
He took their hand in his, leaned towards them, looked into their eyes, asked their name and gave each a very devilish smile!!
VERY charming! Very warm and engaging!
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
I hate sex hookers. Serious guys, immediately chat with me on " ★★★★__ K is S M illion aireS. Co m__ ★★★★" where many nice singles seeking love online.
Clarisse: HE HELD YOUR HAND AND LOOKED INTO YOUR EYES?!?!?!?! OMFBFSLFAHOG!!!
*cries to self* I know, I KNOW, that there is still hope for me!! He's just everyperson's tranny and I loves him! Oh my goodness I need to dig up "Dress to Kill".
**so how do we get out of this one, Old Dr. Jones? I don't know kid, I don't know**
Submitted by treshappy on November 4, 2008 - 12:07pm.
could you please state which academic research supports your point of view?
lizardbits1 !
He is actually THE PERFECT size!!! After he left (we thought) all the women were gushing about how cute he is and I turned to the lady behind me and said "He is the perfect pocket size trannie" and I turned around and he was walking back up the stairs at that very moment! I was so embarrassed, but he laughed.
I sound like a 14 year old who just met a Jonas brother, but I do not care!
If you think he's sexxy now, you have NO idea! When you takes your hand and looks into your eyes, you are DONE.
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
Would Angie really like to meet Alexander the Great's psycho mother with the Russian accent?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I am definitely not an Angelina fan but I will defend her on letting Maddox play with knives, soldiers, video games... Many boys are instictively attracted to these things. I have 2 boys, 14 and 5 and both love any thing macho such as toy guns, knives, action movies, war/fighting related video games. My husband & I are not violent low class thugs and I let both sons play with pocket knives (the older one has a bb gun) with supervision. Both love video games. Letting them experience these things without harm gets it out of their system and doesn't necessarily create a monster out of them.
A couple of things come to mind...
1) her lips.. I remember when thin lips were beautiful. Cheryl Tiegs style. The perception of beauty is cyclical. Eventually big lips will go out of style, then all these people with bad lips will have work done to deflate them.
2) I wish I could be around in 50 years when nurses in nursing homes will be laughing at all the 85 year old women with tramp stamps and old wrinkles tatoos. Punks with tatoos don't age well.
3) IMO guns and knives and kids are OK... IF.. IF..IF they are old enough to understand the responsibility and are supervised. I doubt that she does much of either. I am suspicious this knife collection is under lock and key because of it's value. I am not sure why Maddie would need a knife... Except to terrorize James Haven.
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Angie is so full of shit.She is delusional if she thinks she is punk.Her movies and the characters she plays are all pretty much fundamentally fucked and not intersting enough to watch and meet.The only two I would even have intrest in is the hot chick in Hackers she played and Gia.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Clarisse: Screw politics! I would have TOTALLY paid the 100.00 to eat lunch with Eddie. He's the most unlikely person on my "People I would fuck, if given the chance" list. For being a slightly overweight, cross dressing Brit, he is SEXXY!! (Two x's because there's too much for just one!)
**so how do we get out of this one, Old Dr. Jones? I don't know kid, I don't know**
OK! March 2nd, Eddie conducted a ”INSIDE THE POLITICAL STUDIO" (ala James Lipton) with Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich. It was a 1-3/4 hour long Q & A at the Ohio Theatre…Eddie moderating and interviewing the Congressman. THEN if you paid for the $100.00 dollar ticket, you got to go next door to the resturant to have brunch with Eddie and Dennis!! There were about 10 tables/80-100 people…Eddie came and sat and chatted at every table…then we did one on one pics!!!
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
Saweeeeet Clarisse! You lucky bitch!
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1. She is okay w/ Mad w/ knives until he hurts someone or he gets hurt.
2. She has no personality so she makes up who she wants to be. In her case it is a"punk kid w/ tattoos" It is kind of sad. After all she is an actress so it is her greatest "acting role" to date
The C Word: yeah... She also had HUGE hips, which is relevant because I had another friend who was pushing F cups (naturally, of course) and they decided that with my friend's HUGE lips and hips and my other friend's gargantuan chichis they would make a "perfect" yet rather miserable woman. Why would you PAY to get that shit done?
**so how do we get out of this one, Old Dr. Jones? I don't know kid, I don't know**
PSL!
I didn't know that either!
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Clarisse
Where did you meet him? That's so cool
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Ugh, she's so up her own ass. I regret even reading what she had to say.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Is she explaining why she doesn't need to explain?
Clarisse: OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!! Did... did you touch him? I am soooo excited for you!!!
My bf took me to see his show in June and he surprised me with it. I was so pissed that he told me on a bus because I wanted to SQUEEEEEEEEAL!! I sat there with my hands to my face for a good twenty minutes. He sat there and laughed at me.
**so how do we get out of this one, Old Dr. Jones? I don't know kid, I don't know**
Clarisse!!!! OMG did you really meet him?? that is really awesome! WOW!! Just from seeing one show of his, he was soo fucking hilarious, and from hearing you and ElB talk of Mr/S. Lizard.. I love it..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
PSL / The C Word!
I know! I have been waiting for El B all morning!!
Check the avie! It's me stalking Eddie!!!
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Baby G., we bring you 20 cigarettes, a Diet Coke, and a sack of charcoal!
1. She looks like Mila Kunis in That 70's Show.
2. These interviews she does are rather pathetic. She takes herself SO seriously. She doesn't need to explain herself and yet, she's explaining herself.
Submitted by Clarisse on November 4, 2008 - 11:33am.
lizardbits1 !!!
Finally someone to tell!!! I MET EDDIE IZZARD SUNDAY!!!
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That's so cool....you'll have to make sure to be here around 'CT' so you can tell ElB!
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
She bugs my ass so much. Everytime she opens her trout lips and spews forth some garbage, I dislike her more. She, like Nicole K, is so full of herself.
Clarisse! that is AWESOME!!!
tell tell!
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And I don't understand, I'll never understand, but I'll try to understand....there's nothing else I can do...
Submitted by lizardbits1 on November 4, 2008 - 11:29am.
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I can empathize with your friend...I have lips like that too (they tend to split in the winter),and find I've been getting asked more and more what I had done to them.
I tell people that if you fall down the stairs and put your teeth through your lips enough times, you too can have some full ones....yeah, I was a most unco-ordinated child.
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
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