Saint Angie Is Still A Punk Kid With Tattoos
Saint Angelina can make holy water holier and can end this world with just one snap, but she claims she's still just a punk kid with tattoos. In the December issue of Britain's Harper's Bazaar, Saint Angie adjusted her halo and said, “I don’t walk around feeling I need to apologize or explain myself. I am still, at heart — and always will be — just a punk kid with tattoos."
A big black cloud of smoke may take me away to purgatory when I say that the bitch is no longer just some hardcore rebel. Nope. That Angie went away a long ass time ago. She's no longer the blood vial wearing, sucking face with her brother, "Gia" playing bi-sexual. She's now a pristine goddess who hovers above us all. And if you disagree with her, you're an evil person and will be taken away by that black cloud of smoke at any moment.
Saint Angie also defended her choice to buy Maddox knives. "Listen, my kids play video games. I let them play with toy soldiers. We don't take war and violence lightly, but we don't hide it from anybody. We say, 'Mommy and Daddy have movies where we play these characters, but there's real death and violence in the world.'"
Speaking of those characters, she said she will only play bitches that she wants to meet in real life. “I tell stories that are about the type of woman I’d want to meet. The type of woman where I think, even if it’s silly characters I’ve played, like in ‘Tomb Raider,’ there’s something about her that will be fun for my daughters to see one day."
She really wants to meet that dumb ho from "Life or Something Like It"? The bitch was annoying, had fugly hair and was a shitty reporter!
VIA MSNBC
There´s something seriously wrong with her, obviously she worships violence and war. Her movies even tend to reflect that. If she´s a goddess she is a goddess of death. Her world-saving persona is all a ruse and I pity her kids who are only things to her.
Submitted by stake_spike on November 4, 2008 - 8:41pm.
"Life or Something Like It" bwahaha. I have that movie. Ed Burns is so hot.
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I think Jolie's problem is that "Gia" shot her into stardom. And what was Gia known for? An out of control smack problem and wild behavior. IMO since "Gia" launched her career she took on Gia's behaviors and took them on as her own for her public persona. When this started to backfire for her weirdness and co-star fucking ways she cleaned herself up and became a child adopting saviour of 3rd world countries and devoted partner in a controversial realtionship. Now that image is wearing thin on the public at large, she's trying to slowly remind us of who she once was. And she's doing that by passing on her oddness to her kids. I find that to be a dangerous game.
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"Life or Something Like It" bwahaha. I have that movie. Ed Burns is so hot.
I need to put on the "bitch, please" dress (copyright MK)every time this dumb ho opens her mouth.
Punk? More like goth chick.
And I don't know many Goth kids that dress up in St. John's and Louis Vuitton handbags but whatever you say deluded. Keep beleiving your own hype.
Angie ho is such a stupid bitch.
Interesting tidbit: Mila Kunis playing 11 year old Gia in "Gia". I guess you weren't the only one who thought she looked like Saint Angie.
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Submitted by lelu on November 4, 2008 - 11:35am.
1. She looks like Mila Kunis in That 70's Show.
Yup, nothing makes kids feel good like seeing ten straight minutes of domestic abuse featuring Daddy kicking Mommy in the stomach while she lays on the ground, helpless.
"Yes, my little ones, that is how Mommy & Daddy fell in love. Now, go responsibly play with your peaceful daggers whilst Mommy buys another little one to love & gets yet another 'edgy' tatoo".
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on November 4, 2008 - 11:19am.
So I've recently watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith... not too terribly impressed. Just another prima dona. Such a romantic movie to show to your kids as well! "This is where daddy pretends to kick mommy in the stomach! Isn't it funny?" Psycho bitch.
She gives her kid a knife so he can be cool and different/edgy. She EVEN tries to give her own kids an image. Just bc/ he likes playing w/ knives does not mean you give a kid a knife to play with.
She even uses her kids to be provocative. Why else would she tout that she gives her kids weapons if she unless she wants to be different and provocative?
I wonder if she's a Republican shill like her father?
Why does she have that look on her face: "I've got some sex to sell"?
Why can't she just relax and enjoy her life?
"Saint Angelina is still a fucking whore with serious mental issues"
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
My Lord, just look at the size of her face and head!
Angie will never be gorgeous because she has FRANKENSTEIN HEAD going on. Her face and head are just huge! Is Brad ever gonna end up with a truly attractive woman?
Submitted by lizzieb on November 4, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by Paige123 on November 4, 2008 - 3:32pm.
like when george costanza tries to nickname himself T-bone
bwaahahahahahahaa
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no wonder her kids have no friends. Parents are afraid they'll be taken hostage, tied up and shivved to death by her Madman Maddox.
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Ugh! She is so fucking full of herself. Which is which do you take violence seriously or do you want your daughters to meet female assassins.
When did they start making action games for kids that young anyway. I thought it was for teens and why would you as a mother purposely expose your children to these things and buy them such games. Most parents I know are very guarded about things like this, especailly when the children are that young, what a fucking hypocrite.
All she does is contradict herself, that just goes to show that no matter how she try to cover up and fool people. Her true colors will always show.
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Submitted by islandgirl on November 4, 2008 - 4:20pm.
TITS and Sheeps, how about Master Baiter?
We dint want to lose the free fillets.
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the servant waits, while the master baits...heehee
LOVE Mel Brooks!
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TITS and Sheeps, how about Master Baiter?
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Sheeps, couldn't you start calling him 'bait'?
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Submitted by lizzieb on November 4, 2008 - 3:47pm.
It's like giving yourself a nickname.
I know a guy who's known for catching record large fish of a certain species. He tried for years to give himself a nickname that was a cutesy diminutive of that species. We'd just smirk and use his Christian name.
TITS!
Oh god! I thought about the same thing! Everyone left their bags/purses in the main room when they went to take the offical "pictures" and i was standing there in line thinking "I bet Di Di and Cael are stealin all our shit while we stand here to get our pic taken with Eddie!!"
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on November 4, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by sexyr322d
My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking.
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Well, don't leave us hanging. Good looking what? Knees? Elbows? Scalp? What?
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Submitted by sexyr322d
My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking.
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Well, don't leave us hanging. Good looking what? Knees? Elbows? Scalp? What?
Submitted by Paige123 on November 4, 2008 - 3:32pm.
I HATE it when people put a label on themselves. It is so UNCOOL.
Yes. It's like giving yourself a nickname. Reminds me of Stephen's Fry's brilliant book 'Making History' when the main character trys to get himself nicknamed 'puck' but it is misheard and he's stuck with 'pup'
Poor Angie, wants to be 'punk' but will be stuck with 'spunk'
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Does she actually believe her own shit?
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I HATE it when people put a label on themselves. It is so UNCOOL.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on November 4, 2008 - 11:08am.
"...she said she will only play bitches that she wants to meet in real life..."
Really now, are any of them GOOD PARENTS?
No, of course not, Skeletina is the only one who can be a parent, all others are merely copying her.
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I guess this explains why she passes on doing a romantic comedy. Although I'm sure she would do one if it involved two lesbians and alot of sex scenes! She doesn't strike me as a funny person - just very intense. Whenever I see her doing an interview, she always has this nervous laughter going on but it's never at a funny moment. She'd be horrible with comedic timing.
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Submitted by Clarisse on November 4, 2008 - 12:15pm.
lizardbits1 !
He is actually THE PERFECT size!!! After he left (we thought) all the women were gushing about how cute he is and I turned to the lady behind me and said "He is the perfect pocket size trannie" and I turned around and he was walking back up the stairs at that very moment! I was so embarrassed, but he laughed.
I sound like a 14 year old who just met a Jonas brother, but I do not care!
If you think he's sexxy now, you have NO idea! When you takes your hand and looks into your eyes, you are DONE.
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i'm speechless! wowsers.
would have been fun to pick his pocket ala the riches pilot!
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I completely do NOT agree with her decision to give Mad knives. He's 7 or 6? Hopefully he won't shank Pax one day for stealing a bite of his sammie.
I think she mistook punk for poser.
Wise words from an ignorant dumbass miserable untalented actress. Meh. Her head is so full of shit, you can tell by the size of her head.
Wake me up when she actually makes sense and has original ideas of her own. What a dumbass.
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Missy-
Yeah, Angie knows "earthmother" isn't sexy whereas punk kid is. She's so not a punk kid if she procreated with Brad Pitt. Next!
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When I hear "punk", I think of the Sex Pistols. Angie is not a punk. She's granola.
speakit-
Agreed.She can't just claim it 'cause it's "cool". It's sort of like McCain calling himself a maverick. How many people can take it seriously when you have to refer to yourself as punk? It's pretty pathetic when you have to actually tell people what you want them to think of you.
she could walk up to Jennifer Aniston and slit her throat and everybody would think she's "wonderful."
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Wait a minute, didn't she basically already do that? hmmm......
it just hit me: the punk kid line is about her image
dont all hollytards hire people who study their public image and tell them what to do so the image will remian lucrative?
angie's hired bitch told her how everyone thought the old fucked up angie was hotter than earth mother angie so shes going to play up the image that makes dudes hard.
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Thanks Clarisse ~ I'll be sure to check it out. I loved the Riches, and was disappointed when it was canceled cuz I don't get my weekly Eddie-fix.
And he looked right at you making eye contact with those eyes! You lucky girl!!
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If she is still the punk kid with tats then why is anyone suppose to believe she has evolved, grown wiser and become responsible enough to raise 6 children? Where does the punk kid end and the humanitarian/mother begin?
Who introduces a 7 year old to knives or weapons of any kind? I'd be worried about showing that kind of shit to the bio kids in case their is a chance they have inherited her disturbing personality. How would she feel if shiloh started secretly cutting herself with Maddox's knife collection?! This woman is absurd. Try and break the legacy Jolie not pass it down to them!
Having 6 kids does not make one a grown up. I can only imagine the fighting that goes on behind closed doors. She tries to sound like she's the disciplinarian - but it sounds like she actually still needs to be disciplined. Good luck with that Bradley!
p.s. is she trying to make the public believe she hasn't lost her edge? Why would she refer to herself as a punk kid? Normally adults are proud to say "they are NO longer the punk ass they use to be". When I hear "punk", I think of an adolescent child with behavioral problems. I guess that about sums her up.
Her saying she is still a punk kid with tatts is like Matt Lauer telling us he is a fucking GANGSTA!
Im Matt Lauer. I do Hood Rat stuff cause its fun.
On that note, this bitch should adopt Latarian Milton and give him some knives and shit to express himself THEN she can come back and tell me about the ups and downs of buying people for sport.
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Submitted by speakit on November 4, 2008 - 1:27pm.
yeah but uncool people are the coolest!
:p
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Ribbontie, you are right on.
Submitted by The C word on November 4, 2008 - 11:22am.
Saint Angie also defended her choice to buy Maddox knives.
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I wonder if she'll still feel that way when he shivs Pax.
She'd be OK with that. He has to learn to express himself and she can always buy another one. Best not to stab the bio kids 'Mad'- she loves them less but it takes a whole nine months to buy one of those and mummy has to gain half a pound.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP and GO AWAY!! you fake-ass.
If Angie Jo is punk then I am fucking the Virgin Mary!!
"goddess" my ass, i don't care if i go to hell for disagreeing with the "punk kid with tatoos" about getting her kids knives.
geez, how STUPID. she wants her kids to cut themselves like she did ... dumb lady.
someone call child services, even britney spear on one of her manic bipolar pink wig british accent episodes would know not to give her kids knives! why do people still look up to her ... oh yeah she's pretty! that makes everything okay? right? how shallow. fine angelina go ahead go suck your bro's dick, wear blood, and be a homewrecker, be punk, just stop adopting kids, your unfit to be a mother!
Submitted by Clarisse on November 4, 2008 - 11:33am.
lizardbits1 !!!
Finally someone to tell!!! I MET EDDIE IZZARD SUNDAY!!!
Tell me he was lovely. And hates the Brange (he does, but is too polite to say so)
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Submitted by islandgirl on November 4, 2008 - 11:15am.
She 'tells' stories about the type of women she wants to meet? You are spewing lines that someone else wrote for you, you bobble-headed windbag.
Ah , so that's why she has no friends- the women she wants to meet aren't real. Hey rubber face, Laura Croft is a game for boys who don't like real girls. Ideal for you really, bet Bradley has you acting that one out night and day.
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