Tuesday, November 4th 2008

It Should've Been Heigl

SPOILER ALERT! I don't watch "Grey's Anatomy," but for those of you that do, you might want to skip this shit. A bitch and has been axed from the show and unfortunately it's not Katherine Heeeeiiggglll. Find out who will be in the unemployment line today after the jump. JUMP!!!!

Brooke Smith, who played Dr. Gayelle aka Dr. Hahn, has been fired from the show and it came from the network and not series creator Shonda Rhimes. According to the Ausiello Files, ABC was getting all nervous about Dr. Hahn's lezzzzbian relationship with Callie. I guess that this season Dr. Hahn and Callie have been getting all lesbionic and shit. Well, that relationship will end forever on this Thursday's episode. It will also be Dr. Hahn's last episode and the lil' lesbian will shuffle off to a place where girls sucking on each other's coochies is accepted and applauded (aka Home Depot).

Shonda issued this statement and claims the firing of Brooke has nothing to do with the fact that her character liked to suckle on the labia:

"Brooke Smith was obviously not fired for playing a lesbian. Clearly it's not an issue as we have a lesbian character on the show -- Calliope Torres. Sara Ramirez is an incredible comedic and dramatic actress and we wanted to be able to play up her magic. Unfortunately, we did not find that the magic and chemistry with Brooke's character would sustain in the long run. The impact of the Callie/Erica relationship will be felt and played out in a story for Callie. I believe it belittles the relationship to simply replace Erica with 'another lesbian.' If you'll remember, Cristina mourned the loss of Burke for a full season."

Kristin at E! claims Dr. Hahn's exit isn't the only way "Grey's" is getting de-gayelled. Melissa George starts on the show this month as a bi-sexual intern. She was supposed to be a new love interest for Callie, but that's been thrown out. An insider claims the two characters will flirt, but will leave it at that. There won't be any clam bumping.

I'm just going to blame all of this on Katherine Heeeeiggggl. All of it. She obviously despises the gayelles and wants them nowhere near her. Okay, that's probably not true, but let's just go with it. Life is much easier when you blame it all on Katherine. Ugh.

I don't know why Disney hates the gayelles, because they shouldn't. Daisy Duck totally loves the ladies. It's obvious. Daisy Dyke!

Posted by: Michael K


RedBullQueen's picture

Capitanne, Anyone can turn gay or lesbian at any point of their life. It takes some people a long time to realise soemtimes, they dont all know as soon as they hit the legal mating age.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

""Don't you make me hurt your dog!"

My favorite line in the whole movie!"

OMG!! Mine too!

BB: "Don't you hurt my dog!"
CM: "Don't you MAKE ME hurt your dog!"

She was the feistiest would-be victim ever. I particularly love when she starts yelling at Clarice to get her out of the dungeon.

Jeez this show is such a borefest, I can't believe people still watch it, much less care to read about it.

Devore's picture

I can't watch this show, I've tried more than once it's annoying and boring.

I can't watch "Gossip Girl" either.

SkyIsGangsta's picture

I was sad but as long Cristina doesn't leave I will be happy.

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Put the lotion in the basket

MamaSarah's picture

I only started watching this shit show this season because Kevin McKidd was going to be on, and was pleasantly surprised to see Brooke Smith, who I always enjoy in whatever bit parts she get on the shows I watch/have watched (Weeds, Law & Order, Six Feet Under).

I loved her monologue last week about the leaves. Reminded me of when I got glasses at age 9. I had the same moment with cracks in the sidewalk and gravel in the road. Not only that, but it was brilliantly done. She's a hell of an actress, and seeing some shitty blog posts out there about her being "ugly" really pisses me off.

After this bullshit, I'll stop watching when Kevin McKidd's run is over. Fucking-A.

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amcmillan's picture

well, sorry to burst your bubble , Capitanne, but that's exactly what happened to me! Turned lesbian -or rather bi- 3 months after my 35 B-day!!!

I have been in my current relationship since then, and I have no intention on going back to men, ever...

Capitanne's picture

While they're firing lesbians, how about that bitch George?

Also, in REAL LIFE 35-year-old heterosexual women don't all of the sudden become lesbians nor do they dabble in bi-curiosity at work munching each other out in closets. Grey's Anatomy jumped the shark when they fired Isaiah Washington. It completely sucks now.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I actually liked Callie and Dr. Hahn together. I think it's pretty lame that TV is still stuck in the 50s... especially since my favorite gay couple on Desperate Housewives are just secondary characters now.
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msdebagain's picture

i dont think the lesbian storyline was working. Callie is a man loving sexed up woman.

why be difficult, when with a little effort, you can be completely impossible?

Hysteria's picture

I thought the lesbionic storyline was interesting. They didn't see the relationship going anywhere? I thought gayelles often mated for life.

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M.E.'s picture

Man, Dr. Hahn was a class A bitch on the show. I loved it. Should have been Heigel.

M.E.'s picture

Catherine Martin....maybe she should have left the lotion in the basket.

Mrs. Gosling's picture

What do you mean who watches this show?? I do! =) I fuckin love it...Im not to disapointed she got axed though I never really liked her she had a wonky eyed face and her character wasnt all that great and that lesbian storyline seemed out of place, like it was forced..but whatev

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StewieGriffin's picture

Yeah because having lesbian characters on a show is so radical and controversial. Lame, the lesbian angle is probably some straight ABC execs douche's wet dream and he had Shonda write it into the show...notice how it wasn't two of the hot leading men, now that would've gotten me to tune in.

You mean this lame-o show is still on? Damn, when will Heigl sink into the slimy morass of obscurity that she so richly deserves?

And I hate how much of a big deal this show makes of itself. Every time somebody takes a crap, we get a dramatic press conference assuring us that Mr. Bathroom Break is not being fired.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Heigl is still getting booted though, right?
Please, pretty please with crushed Xanax on top...

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Im a Princess's picture

I do...and I suspect a lot of other ppl still watch this show too. It's a great show, don't hate just because you don't watch it.
Anyway, I'm not too sad to see Hahn leave, she was mean, esp to Yang and she had jacked up teeth-which I'm sorry to say, always bugs the crap out of me and I just can't get over it. If you're an actor you need to spend the money to fix that shit.

Bondagebarbie's picture

That show has sucked ass for awhile.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I bet there's more to this. You don't get "fired" when a show writes your character out.

Stock Broker's picture

Who the hell watches this show anymore?

Oh thank God I was worried that yang or bailey were gonna go...but erica...meh i am okay with that. When she started saying that she could see leaves and shit i was staring at the tv thinking thank god im gay cause if thats the reaction after a lil rug munching..I dont want it.
But if yang and bailey get taken off the show....ohhh helll noo mmmhmmmmm cant do it i cant bear to see em go.....poor torres though husband cheats on her girlfriend idk gets into a hootchie contests and gets what sucked into the vajayjay for all eternity?

LoLo's picture

Oh so her gayelle flava was vanilla?
It is ok to search for raisin rum drop with a caramel swirl flavor of vanilla gayelle for your pumpkin pie if vanilla gayelle doesnt exactly warm your plate.

Know what im sayin? Pie Goods Needs Good Ice Cream. Mmm Hmmm
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She was annoying on the show. She is no great loss to the show.

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BangoSkank's picture

"this girl was in a coupla episodes of Weeds?"

Yup, she was Nancy's (FBI agent) husband's first wife.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Submitted by Jerkygirl on November 4, 2008 - 9:51am.

She'll always be the "it" as in "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" from The Silence of The Lambs:

"Don't you make me hurt your dog!"

My favorite line in the whole movie!

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Sugaroo's picture

@Farrah on November 4, 2008 - 9:44am.

Don't hold back! Tell me how you really feel! LOL!

That's okay. I don't like Meredith, either, because she's such a whiny, toxic little creep.

That whole show jumped the shark but I can't really tell exactly when. But off topic, I CAN tell you that Dirty Sexy Money jumped it the first episode of their second season. Crikey!

Miss Priss's picture

I don't watch this show either, but I just have to ask, this girl was in a coupla episodes of Weeds? just not sure if it's the same girl.
Oh and isn't this the same gril from Silence of the Lambs, the one Buffalo Bill was all 'it rubs the lotion on its skin'...the girl in the hole?

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Salem13's picture

Ummm ok?

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luscious_t's picture

I don't watch any of these drama-shows. I like my TV to be of the comedic variety.

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Jerkygirl's picture

She'll always be the "it" as in "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" from The Silence of The Lambs:

"Precious, are you up there, you little shit?
Come and get it, pretty girl."

"Don't you make me hurt your dog!"

Bella's picture

I don´t get why this show is so popular... I don´t like any of the characters except the one Sandra Oh plays.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

The whole damn show should have been canceled. Never watched it, but I'm sick of hearing about it.

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Farrah's picture

Sorry, Sugaroo, but i hated the bitch and i was shaking after the *JUMP!* thing! i thought it was
gonna be Sandra Oh. I can't live without her amazing bitchy ways!
And Helen "Prunepeo" should stop filling them damn lips. I hate her. Kill her Yang!! kill her ass! she needs to STFU!!

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Can the people who run the show do anything that isn't completely riddled with drama and press and that makes them look like they can't manage their shit?

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NitWitty's picture

I say we write in and demand a little Rojo Caliente! No one can resist the Rojo!

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Sugaroo's picture

I liked Hahn. *sigh*

Why does Heigl have to have her ashtray-mouth wide open in every single solitary picture of herself? The fumes alone would be enough to melt the film!