Monday, November 3rd 2008

Hot Slut Of The Week: Joe Jackson

Birthday: August 11, 1954
Age: 54
Birth Name: David Ian Jackson

Original Date of HS of the Day: November 1, 2008
Claim to Fame: Joe is a singer, songwriter and skin bleach lover who had a few hit songs in the late 70s through mid-80s.

Where is he now? Probably in Jacko's dermatologist's waiting room. Joe currently lives in Berlin and writes music. He's also an activist! He campaigned against the smoking bans in NYC and the UK. When NYC banned smoking in 2003, he moved to Germany. Bitch loves his fags.

Why is he HS of the Week? Mainly because if he never existed, this magical moment would have never been captured:


(Thanks to Dan for the video)

Posted by: Michael K


Joe's actually a fine looking woman when he dresses up. I met him quite a few years back in NYC--At the Slipper Room, I think. Dressed as a lady, he looked a little like Joan Collins when she was younger. Nice lady/fellow.

Love Joe!! he's a little pale and weak looking, but he's a cool guy. Doncha know it's different for girls... Hot Slut for sure!

Ah, Tony and Angela. What good and tacky times. That clip made my day. And now all day long I'll randomly hear Tony Micelli say, "Sa-MAN-tha!!!" And when that makes me double over with laughter in line at the bank or grocery store, people will think I'm bat-shit crazy. Thanks, Michael K.

Did anyone ever see that UK version of "Who's the Boss" called "The Upper Hand?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etNzbIAww4U

As for Joe crossdressing, there's this site:
http://www.mondaypapers.com/jj-vs-dale.html

Stock Broker's picture

What the hell did I just watch?

Toni,
You are correct JJ is a cross-dresser and a very hot one by the way. I am too, and hung out with 'her' at a NYC fetish club one night a few years ago. It's not a total secret but JJ certainly does not advertise it - wondering how you knew about it. any hot CD will get my vote for HSOTW!

Bondagebarbie's picture

Looks like some kind of albino rodent.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Leona's picture

Submitted by sexymodedfe3 on November 4, 2008 - 3:39am.
◆◆◆◆◆ My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere guy with good looking. I would like to meet a beautiful girl who knows how to treat his man on all sides.
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You spammin on the wrong site, fool.

1) It's not good to be a "soft" guy
2) with good looking what?
3) "a beautiful girl who knows how to treat his man"?

Mr. Burns, what you doin back here so soon?

This post spoiled my breakfast.--loric

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SoBelle's picture

Eeek. Powder.

ok yea just wanna say that was a magic moment of tony and angela! thanks for posting it..

Ana_Beaver's picture

What's Jigsaw from Saw doing on a Joe Jackson post?

toni's picture

and he's a crossdresser in his spare time, you left that out, that's why I'd vote for his ass as HS of the year.

Motissa's picture

I would still have sex with him. For hours and hours.

It's just B-I-O-L-O-G-Y
Can't you see. It's just biology coming in between you and me.

jiggywiddit's picture

Speaking of Mr. Burns....

Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i

Madame Wilder's picture

OMG. First I was embarrassed that I registered for this site to comment on the original Joe Jackson posting from the other day. As if that weren't bad enough, I actually owned a dress similar to the silver dress that Angela is wearing in the video! I owned it when I was in sixth grade; it was black with flowery ruffles for the skirt part.

OK, off to pop open a vein now...bonne nuit!

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

gyeah's picture

Kind of looks like ZumaNestaBlwargh. That's his real daddy. shhhhh.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4745437a1860.html

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Joe might want to leave Berlin too, because we have banned fags inside as well!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

HairyPotheadfan's picture

Holy poop! That video brought back so many memories. Tony and Angela. Damn that was a long time ago.
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Hysteria's picture

he looks unborn

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Hysteria's picture

And I told him my dream
Was to live for all time
In some perfect refrain
Like the man who wrote Danny Boy

Hekki's picture

I love-adore his music, but he is scary-looking here.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 3, 2008 - 8:43pm.

I love them both.
I remember the first time I heard Costello's album, My Aim is True. I will never forget the excitement. OH I loved it so much!
He also wrote one of my favorite songs with Burt Bacharach...God Give Me Strength.
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Don't envy what you ain't more than you love what you is...

Tony was for many years (and may still be--not sure) neighbors with the Olsens (the 'rents) in Studio City. Random!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 3, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 3, 2008 - 8:32pm.

(OK, first I had to make your words of wisdom my new siggy.)
Why you call him poor man's Elvis?
I don't get it.
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Just liked Elvis better....But still love both those ho's...Being a poor man's Elvis is not an insult to me...I guess I just use that term with abandon...
Re: the siggy, I'm honored. It was a lesson hard learned but I'm a happier ho for it. No one is perfect, and even if they are damned close, those ho's live long enough and mother nature gonna go medieval on they ass!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Provolone's picture

Nice to see someone stand up for smokers rights. I love when some fat slob gives that look of disgust and hand waves the smoke away. Yea you look like a real health nut, goddamn fat people.

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

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Submitted by Green Is Good on November 3, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Joe Jackson Live: 1980-1986 is brilliant!

I think I have that CD!
I love Joe Jackson's Jumpin' Jive...a collection of covers of classic 1940's swing and jump blues songs
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Don't envy what you ain't more than you love what you is...

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Submitted by gyeah on November 3, 2008 - 8:06pm.
Is she really going out with him?
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And if my eyes don't deceive me, there's somethin' going on around here..

♥ I'm taking requests...♥

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 3, 2008 - 8:32pm.

(OK, first I had to make your words of wisdom my new siggy.)
Why you call him poor man's Elvis?
I don't get it.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Don't envy what you ain't more than you love what you is...

Green Is Good's picture

Joe Jackson Live: 1980-1986 is brilliant!

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 3, 2008 - 8:29pm.
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What? What? I said I loved his ho ass...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

_fail_'s picture

I saw "Joe" in concert years ago - he's an ass.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 3, 2008 - 8:26pm.
I love that ho...the poor man's Elvis Costello that he was, I still love that ho...
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*searching frantically for tranquilizer gun*

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!"
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"Just when I think you are the shallowest man alive you manage to drain a little more out of the pool."

just a floozy's picture

one of god's angels on crack?

Tigerlilly's picture

I love that ho...the poor man's Elvis Costello that he was, I still love that ho...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look really smooth

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"Just when I think you are the shallowest man alive you manage to drain a little more out of the pool."

islandgirl's picture

Look over there. Where?

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--Bob Dylan

Random and brilliant. Long live MK!

"I don't agree with that in the workplace."

DUDE's picture

If my eyes don't deceive me, there's something goin' on around here

the DUDE! abides...

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Is she really gonna take him home tonight?

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"Just when I think you are the shallowest man alive you manage to drain a little more out of the pool."

gyeah's picture

Is she really going out with him?

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"My fellow prisoners...." - John McCain

"Luxurious lifestyles take a hit" - USAToday