The Photoshop Awards: Kate Winslet On Vanity Fair
Kate Winslet looks like some kind of Catherine Deneuve/lion/alien hybrid on the cover of Vanity Fair. What's with all these magazines turning bitches into praying mantis aliens for their covers? Don't get me wrong, I'd still brush Kate's lion mane and prance around in her shoes, but this shit looks nothing like her ass.
Speaking of naked ass Kate Winslet, Halle Berry had this to say about her in Esquire (via P6): "Kate Winslet is always naked, sitting on a toilet, running buck-naked. She's free. I want to be the kind of actress who can really be comfortable with my body like that"
Thanks for that visual, Halle. Now when I look at this cover, I'm picturing Kate sitting on a toilet, with a coat around her shoulders, looking regal while pushing out a perfectly airbrushed butt nugget.
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Thankfully her name is on the magazine, otherwise I wouldn't have known who the hell it was! What on earth kind of make over is it when you become virtually unrecognizable? I'm glad she lost her weight (if that's what makes her feel good), but I think the ass shots are distasteful. What is she trying to prove, really? That she's no longer heavy? (do all these celebs honestly think posing half naked is art?). She knows what it was like to be the "fat girl", so what message is she sending out to all the teenagers that are feeling like that right now? Is her message, "get your fat ass to the gym"?
And she has a daughter? I hope that child doesn't have weight issues and then have to look at these photos when she's older and try and live up to MOMMY! way to go kate.
Submitted by angel_i on November 3, 2008 - 8:34pm.
You've got mail...not all crotchfruit yet, just something special for you!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by angel_i on November 3, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Eggs-zactly!
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Don't envy what you ain't more than you love what you is...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 3, 2008 - 8:32pm.
REUBEN IS A SAMMICH!!!!!!
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That's right and if you eat them, they make you Reubenesque:)
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REUBEN IS A SAMMICH!!!!!!
The year was 1914. Late one evening a leading lady of actor Charlie Chaplin came into the restaurant and said, 'Reuben, make me a sandwich, make it a combination, I'm so hungry I could eat a brick.' He took a loaf of rye bread, cut two slices on the bias and stacked one piece with sliced Virginia ham, roast turkey, and imported Swiss cheese, topped off with coleslaw and lots of Reuben's special Russian dressing and the second slice of bread. He served it to the lady who said, 'Gee, Reuben, this is the best sandwich I ever ate, you ought to call it an Annette Seelos Special.' To which he replied, 'Like hell I will, I'll call it a Reuben's Special.'
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"Just when I think you are the shallowest man alive you manage to drain a little more out of the pool."
*standing up and cheering for Tigerlilly's post*
I love Kate, and think she looks beautiful. That is, if it's really her... Weird.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 3, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Don't envy what you ain't more than you love what you is...
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That post was both poetic and gangsta, just how I like it
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Oprah just patted her own vagina for introducing books to all of us through the power of TV
Ladies, I say once again...please keep buying these magazines because this is the image they're selling you on how you should look. Strangely enough, the magazines used to show the one in a million gorgeous gal that you cried over because you couldn't look like her...now they actually take a gorgeous gal and retouch her so she's not even someone who truly exists on this planet.
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Poor Kate. I'd never thought she'd be the kind of celeb to let crazy Anna Wintour make her look so fake. I thought she was pround of her shape?
Submitted by Deb on November 3, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Rubenesque means having a bit of meat on one's bones. It has nothing to do with the hair.
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I know what a Ruben's is and that Rubenesque is a description of the voluptuousness. I've always associated these images with redheads too. Now I don't know why. Must just be me!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
I love Kate Winslet. She could stand to gain a few pounds, but she's a great actress and isn't an attention whore.
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Goddamnit. I think I'm developing a crush on her.
well. one things for sure. no matter how much wieght she looses she will always have a "big bum".
I don't know why womens obsess over being skinny or being curvy or whatever. Mens like all different types. Just be what you are and WORK IT, GIRL...Well, I mean, try and make yo' ass healthy...Too much junk ain't healthy and no junk ain't healthy, either, but, you know, even in Hollyweird, we got everybody from Queen Latifa to Nicole Ritchie, from Salma H's magnificent chichis...to Nicole Kidman's mosquito bites...We got asses like JLo and Kim K (I know, I know) and Gone Asses Like Paris H (I know, I know) and ALL these ho's in the spotlight! They all workin' (whether they should be or not), and what they look like has not stopped them, nor has it stopped people from admiring their appearances! All y'all got the basic body type of one of those ho's, and those ho's is workin' it, so should you! There's more diversity than ever in body types, but there's twice the bitching. I don't get it. Don't envy what you ain't more than you love what you is...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i noticed that the cover has something about twilight on it, any chance of getting scans of that hmmm...?
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Submitted by Salem13 on November 3, 2008 - 7:32pm.
I'm not disagreeing with you at all, just pointing out that some people different standards. I liked the old Kate, the plump Kate and I liked the old Minnie Driver and the old Christina Ricci and Jennifer Love (Oh!!! Biting my knuckles over her!!!) cause they had contours, curves. They could stand straight and you could see how curvy their bodies were. I'm sorry, I grew up around thick women, my culture likes thick women. Nothing wrong about smaller women, you just can't convince me to pick them over a big healthy girl.
You ever notice how some models/celebs stick their hips out to show they got curves? That's cause they lost too much weight. They're bony. I call them little dick wimmens.
@ angel i,
I see you mami, shakin dat ass. Te caliente mucho. ;)
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His second wife was producer Gale Anne Hurd. That marriage broke up because of his involvement with director Kathryn Bigelow, who became Mrs. Cameron #3. On the set of Terminator 2 he got involved with Linda Hamilton, while still married to Kathryn Bigelow. His marriage to Hamilton (who he has a daughter, Josephine Archer Cameron, with) broke up because of their respective affairs with a stunt woman and actress Suzy Amis.
douche bag of the highest order
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"Just when I think you are the shallowest man alive you manage to drain a little more out of the pool."
Submitted by Deb on November 3, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Rubenesque means having a bit of meat on one's bones.
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Zaftig!
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"Just when I think you are the shallowest man alive you manage to drain a little more out of the pool."
I see they photoshopped out Kate's sloppy looking lips/mouth/jaw area and chin. Lovely from the nose up, she is, though.
You know, I never really did like this bitch.
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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
She's stunning, though of course, she's nothing, nothing compared to the wife ♥
Blessed for everything you've given me,
Blessed for all the tenderness you show,
Do my best with every breath that's in me,
Blessed to make sure you never go.
I absolutely love Kate Winslet...Halle is right, she is a woman who obviously feels really comfortable with her body cause in almost every movie I've seen her in, she is butt-ass naked at some point. That scene with her and Patrick Wilson on the washing machine in the movie Little Children is the hottness!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 3, 2008 - 7:44pm.
That word is thrown around too liberally. Kate is far from it! Red hair does not a Rubenesque make.
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Rubenesque means having a bit of meat on one's bones. It has nothing to do with the hair.
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"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She is much better looking without the photoshop. It doesn't even look like her.
Submitted by putas on November 3, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Salem13- he DID? Cameron is an utter cock! Didn't he leave his piece for someone else while filming (he was with Linda Hamilton yes?)
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Yes, for Suzy Amis.
He's a tool and Titanic was an enormous piece of shit movie.
Cameron has been married five times: Sharon Williams (1978–1984), Gale Anne Hurd (1985–1989), Kathryn Bigelow (1989–1991), Linda Hamilton (1997–1999, one daughter), Suzy Amis (2000-, one son, two daughters
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"Just when I think you are the shallowest man alive you manage to drain a little more out of the pool."
Submitted by Deb on November 3, 2008 - 7:46pm.
"And she didn't need to do the Playboy-like spread either."
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She didn't have to, but it sure was nice of her.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by Sheeps on November 3, 2008 - 7:41pm.
HA HA!
Kate is naturally beautiful and a fine actress. It's a shame she submitted to this "makeover". Beyonce's wigs look more natural than what Kate is wearing. And she didn't need to do the Playboy-like spread either.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
This pisses me off to no fucking end.
She's on here, naked, showing off her arse for the world, because she obviosly has lost weight and doesn't feel "fat". yet she feels obligated to say "I never had ambitions because I was fat.... but look at me! I am no longer Fat! But- boo hoo, I was once fat and ugly and blah blah blah..."
Bitch, if you were once fat and felt like that, then what you should have done, was USE YOUR TALENT and get yourself OUT THERE FOR FAT GIRLS TO HAVE SOMEONE MOTHER FUCKEN LOOK UP TO... not only that but you're a mother of a GIRL. Who needs a positive role model as a mother, not someone who was so self indulged with herself that she lost a ton of weight so she could say "Lookit me! I am Denuevely!"
L♥VE,
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 3, 2008 - 7:25pm.
I do not think she was really ever rubenesque...do you?
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That word is thrown around too liberally. Kate is far from it! Red hair does not a Rubenesque make.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Airbrushed or not, she's lovely and very talented. Saint Angie got nothin' on this gal.
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Free, comfortable with her body--- fuck off Halle Berry. Kate Winslet lost my support and gained her status as a dingle-brained Hollywood asshole(like Halle) because she bowed to pressure and had a nose job, and because she allows every magazine to photoshop every ounce of fat off her body. There is nothing natural or real about this woman.
Who in the heck ever thought she was fat? Your kidding right? She's healthy normal. I think she's beautiful and a really good actress.
*swallowing hard* She was among the people who made it off the big boat, right?
OK. So I finally read the story... Um, how does Halle Berry know that Kate goes to the toilet naked?
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Salem13- he DID? Cameron is an utter cock! Didn't he leave his piece for someone else while filming (he was with Linda Hamilton yes?) Argh. Totally deluded.
Kate Weighs a lot, as he called her- is way better looking than him. He probably got mad b/c she shot down his advances!
Off topic... who's talkin' about country clubs? My first job was at a country club in high school. I LOVED the women who drank scotch before noon and sat in stony silence and played cards while their old men went off to golf. They did not fuck around. They were hilarious (but not always so nice)..
I think you guys answered my question.
They mag doesn't say "...LOSES WEIGHT" because dot dot dot will throw a fit. But you know they want to. Magazines are like crackies with their weight-loss stories. I don't think she didn't look good before but she has definitely lost a little more than a little weight.
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Submitted by angel_i on November 3, 2008 - 7:24pm.
O Socky:
You are SO genteeel! Here, have a dryer sheet!
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*haughtily lifting little sock monkey nose in the air* *sniff* You don't know how many times I wanna scream "holy fuck" when I'm at the country club. My future MIL would have a heart attack. So I sit as daintily as possible (drinking my standard 4 mimosas) and do my silent scream routine. Sometimes I slurp my soup out of spite! lol
*grabbing dryer sheet* *jumping into hamper*
ON T: Looking at the pic, I'll bet Kate growled through this interview.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by bambam on November 3, 2008 - 7:24pm.
I don't think shes fat someone like say...Kristie Alley is "fat", Rosie can also be considered "fat" but Kate? No. Nowhere near "fat". I love that she has kept some of her wieght and is comfortable in her own skin.
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She looks good
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Submitted by putas on November 3, 2008 - 7:21pm.
I never understood the "fat" thing either. Did you know James Cameron nicknamed her "Kate weighs-a-lot", during Titanic.
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Why couldn't she have gotten a pedicure? If you want to wear open-toed shoes, get a PEDICURE! Did she take Horse Face Parker's bad feet advice? Horse Face Parker is the other celeb who insists on showing her nasty feet. The nasty feet make the beautiful shoes look bad.
@bambam:
I ♥ you. You make me feel sexy:)
You would LOVE my legs;)
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You've got mail :)
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
I do not think she was really ever rubenesque...do you?
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"Just when I think you are the shallowest man alive you manage to drain a little more out of the pool."
the Americanization of Kate.noooooooooooo.
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Nadine: SIMMA DOWN NOW!
O Socky:
You are SO genteeel! Here, have a dryer sheet!
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Submitted by Salem13 on November 3, 2008 - 7:12pm.
Kate Winslet has never been "fat" or had "cellulite", who ever thinks that has some body image issues. While the cover looks weird I think she still looks great, I love that picture of her in the fur coat.
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That depends on what you consider fat. Kate has been what I call plump or thick and gosh darnit I liked her that way. Check that second and third thumbnail, her cheekbones are sharp and her hips are pointy, not my cup of tea.
Give me meals people, meals, not snacks.
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Corset Kate is fabulous...but that hair line and forehead can
be seen from space. it's Ree-dic!
still, gotta love the Belle du Jour moment. Makes me wanna
walk around in a black trench and whip someone...:)