The Photoshop Awards: Kate Winslet On Vanity Fair
Kate Winslet looks like some kind of Catherine Deneuve/lion/alien hybrid on the cover of Vanity Fair. What's with all these magazines turning bitches into praying mantis aliens for their covers? Don't get me wrong, I'd still brush Kate's lion mane and prance around in her shoes, but this shit looks nothing like her ass.
Speaking of naked ass Kate Winslet, Halle Berry had this to say about her in Esquire (via P6): "Kate Winslet is always naked, sitting on a toilet, running buck-naked. She's free. I want to be the kind of actress who can really be comfortable with my body like that"
Thanks for that visual, Halle. Now when I look at this cover, I'm picturing Kate sitting on a toilet, with a coat around her shoulders, looking regal while pushing out a perfectly airbrushed butt nugget.
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from HC ---> http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080214/Oscars/Kate-Winslet-Heave...
Her nose looks the same to me! Her nostrils are very strong, I noticed that in Heavenly Creatures which was her first film. Look, this is from The Reader --> http://download.kataweb.it/mediaweb/image/brand_trovacinema/2008/11/05/1...
I like Kate...she is a great actress who doesn't take herself too seriously...but what the fuck is wrong with all these stylists and photographers that they can't make anyone look gorgeous unless they steal the look of a diva from the past and retouch the photos to hell and back. Can't they come up with something unique for the actress in question rather than imitate someone else? Can't these actresses of today put their foot down and refuse to be cheap copies of diva legends? Damn!
Whatever. Kate kicks ass and takes names. Love her.
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I love Kate Winslet! Always have, great actress and not to mention gorge! I love how she isn't a Keira Nightly-
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Kate is always talented and fabulous, no matter how you slice it.
I have always thought Kate was beautiful.I love how she is curvy.She looked great with orange and blue hair too.Love her!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on November 4, 2008 - 7:04am.
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sorry for the late arrival, i was in a blackout
OT: oh, it's much too early for on topic
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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 3, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Drunken typing is tolerated. Brainless is not. YOU HEAR ME CHICALOCA?
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I'd hit it on that couch in a heartbeat...but I really liked the young curvy/baby fat Kate.
I always thought Kate Winslet was one of the most gorgeous looking woman in Hollywood today! She can give Angelina a run for her money in the looks department and yet she's not appreciated the way that over-hyped Jolie is... I'll never understand why !!
Photoshopped or not, she looks VERY skinny here... not bad but i like her voluptuous sexy figure much better! She's a real woman and a true beauty !!!
That doesn't look like her at all...they over did the photoshop
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Sandbitch:
um don't understand why you think my comment's brainless but, whatever.
On Eternal Sunshine her nose was kind of chunky but i heard she was 200 lbs once so, not bad. 200lbs :gasp: how's that for contours.
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Submitted by Creepella on November 4, 2008 - 12:44am.
I thought the same thing about Tate!
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Right? Especially in the first thumb.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
She definitely has a different nose than the one she had in Titanic.
But she is exquisite now. I love her.
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Wow, good call on Sharon Tate.......yipes...
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 4, 2008 - 12:35am.
I thought the same thing about Tate!
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Submitted by RojoCaliente4Pr... on November 3, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Her nose looks thinner now. Sorry.
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I'm gettin both Sharon Tate and Baby Jane Holzer vibes from this pic. The middle thumb is the best shot.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
well, I'm gonna be nice on this one since I think Kate is one of the few good actresses out there and it's no so Hollyweird. Those photos are a tribute to Catherine Deneuve. So ofcourse she/they have to make her look like Deneuve in some ways. On the weight part, we all women are of many types. and Kate goes up/down with her weight just like us women.
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WOW I did not even recognize that as Kate. She looks MUCH better when she is natural. ICK! she looks like a blond Angelina in this pic very creepy. Kate LOOKS so fake and overdone
I thought it was Keira Knightly at a glance. I mean did she lose weight because she has that annoyingly pronounce bone structure in these pics.
But I do adore her. And I like Kiera too I guess.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 3, 2008 - 11:04pm.
HAHAHA. I thought you were making something!
LMAO at Boner=Y . Good thing he could do this stuff with one hand!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Kate Winslet/Angelina Jolie/Britney Spears.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 3, 2008 - 11:00pm.
qué?
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by just a floozy on November 3, 2008 - 10:46pm.
jiggywiddit: sue me for my typos jiggysmurf. and my comemnt was not ment as an insult. kates gorgeous and i've always thought so.
so *stiking my tounge out* be gone! pooooof!
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Kate did NOT get a nosejob! Whoever started that rumor better have some evidence
Here's she is in her first movie when she was 17. Looks the same to me.
http://www.discoverkate.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=20493
Bitch looks like Angelina Jolie sans lips. I'd lay down a hundred bucks this graphic artist (ahem photoshop tosser) has a permanent boner for AJ and has never had a decent blow job in his 29 year old life.
jiggywiddit: sue me for my typos jiggysmurf. and my comemnt was not ment as an insult. kates gorgeous and i've always thought so.
so *stiking my tounge out* be gone! pooooof!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 3, 2008 - 9:36pm.
Don't envy what you ain't more than you love what you is...
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Word. TL. Word. *handing over empty box of Borax*
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Socky, Goddammit all, not the whole BOX! Ugh. lemme check your BAL...(your borax/ajax level)...Ok, Socky, you are WAAAAY above your legal limit to drive so...HAND OVER THE DRYER SHEETS..Oh, I know you got that shit tucked up in your monkey cap...Hamd 'em over, or gimme the keys to the monkeymobile...
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Submitted by just a floozy on November 3, 2008 - 8:14pm.
Maybe so, but she can spell.
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I thought she was very anti-Photoshop. Didn't she speak publicly about some magazine making her look thinner? Whatever. Photoshop or not, she's gorgeous. And the pictures are, too.
I've come to accept pictures like these (provided the Photoshop is done well) as something seperate from the celebrities themselves. The point of the pictures isn't representing Kate Winslet so much as it is making a Kate Winslet/Catherine Deneuve hybrid for the sake of a pretty fashion cover. Here, Kate Winslet is a model, not a famous person, so she is subject to the same visual manipulation that any model would have. That's all it is.
Kate Winslet stretched and photoshopped don't bother me one bit but boy get my eyeballs on a Britney pic and i go totally apeshit.
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I'm surprised Kate would submit herself to that kind of Photoshop masquerade. As beautiful as they are, those pictures only bear a fleeting resemblance to her. Come on, Kate was never that thin!
Truth is, there is only one Catherine Deneuve and only one Kate Winslet. They look nothing like each other and it's fine.
Submitted by MzSassy on November 3, 2008 - 9:42pm.
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Wait, she had a nose job? Don't tell me, it was because she had a deviated septum, right? :0)
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I LOVED her in Kenneth Brannaugh's "Hamlet" and in "Heavenly Creatures", before she got the nose job! She always had that different look to her that made her unique and beautiful at the same time. She's still very attractive, though.
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Kate looks great on the cover, but she looks like a Catherine Deneuve/Beyonce hybrid here.
That being said, you all know you'd still hit it!
And Hollywood needs to get with the fuckin' program and give this talented heaux an Oscar.
It is SO wrong for her not to have one and Halle Berry does.
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Kate used to be an extrordinarily beautiful woman - she "bucked the system" and looked different, yet TOTALLY desirable. Now she looks like every other Hollyweird actress. Ick.
Look, Kate's face was never anything extraordinary. Her weight is not an issue here but her fucked-up south part of her face is. She comes close but could never be 'it' simply because she needs a mouth and jaw transplant.
Alicia Silverstone has a better mouth area and that's saying a lot. Celine Dion has, uh, no forget it, I won't go there.
Kate is a great actress. One of the greatest of this day but people aren't gonna be falling all over her. Same goes for Meryl Streep.