"I Love You, But I'm Not In Love With You"
The producers of the "Bachelor and Bachelorette" should really change the name of the show to "My Future Fake Ex." Another arranged couple has busted up. DeAnna Pappas confirms to InTouch that her contract with her "Bachlorette" pick Jesse Csincsak is up and they have moved on.
DeAnna memorized a bunch of words that were written for her and repeated them to InTouch, "I really felt like I was going to spend the rest of my life with him. I thought he was my fairy-tale ending. But after the show was over and we settled in to our normal lives, I slowly came to realize that we are two totally different people and it wasn't going to work out.
DeAnna is donating her engagement ring to charity, but is not giving up on finding another I still believe in love. More than anything, I want to find someone I can spend the rest of my life with."
Does this mean ABC is going to give this microwaved rutabaga another reality show?! Watching her on TV was like witnessing a snail taking a nap in slow motion. ABC should just air that instead. It's cheaper and filled with more meaning.
After, DeAnna "broke" the OMGSHOCKINGCRAZYINSANEWHAT news to InTouch, Jesse posted this award-winning performance on his YouTube account, explaining the break-up. Jesse digs down and really brings out that raw emotion in his performance. He even said that DeAnna told him "I love you, but I'm not in love with you." They are so fucking deep.
Ok guys something is up. DeAnna and Jesse are in Newnan, GA RIGHT now as I type this. They are at the home of ____ ___ a close friend, this being November 4th election day - been at a disclosed friends house since around 8:30 a.m. this morning. Someting is in the works i.e. publicity. This is no joke. I am waiting on a text now. Will keep ya'll posted.
thats a lot to swallow thats a lot to uh take in
if i can take a 12 inch peen you can take a few simple words. throw out the middle finger call her some choice words and go to a bar...take two and call me in the morning.....
when he made this video and started to cry I started to laugh
This is made me laugh. No, not the video...this:
Submitted by bighairynuts on November 3, 2008 - 5:01pm.
what? what fuk talkk about. like that sruff not som uch ich kfukk scheisse!@
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 3, 2008 - 5:33pm.
IMO, it's not as easy to follow since the *new comments* disappeared, thanks for that improvement MK. But I often have a bitch about it so maybe it's jizz me.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
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Does this mean ABC is going to give this microwaved rutabaga another reality show?! Watching her on TV was like witnessing a snail taking a nap in slow motion. ABC should just air that instead. It's cheaper and filled with more meaning.
BWAH! This goes to prove how manufactured these shows are b/c they put these people in "romantic" environments w/ no tv/phone/internet access & watch them "fall in love". Once they get back to their real lives, they see each other's true colors & they aren't so pretty anymore.
The guy she rejected is the next Bachelor (don't ask how I know that!), but I'm sure this douche is now waiting in the wings.
Also, "I love you, but I'm not 'in love' with you"? Couldn't she think of something a bit more interesting? Oh wait, we're talking about Deanna, so no. She's as interesting as cold oatmeal.
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
I shouldn't laugh, but why are the bachelor/bachelorette shows still on? I can't only think of one couple that got married and worked out.
he's got awfully thick hair for a man. he should consider donating to locks for love. other than that, SNORE to the millionth exponent. they always seem so shocked that their made-for-tv relationship didn't work out. MORONIANS!
His biological clock is ticking and he's upset. =*(
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Why do people always get engaged? What happened to dating? That video was pathetic. wahhhhh
Submitted by Leona on November 3, 2008 - 6:50pm.
"Why do I wish I never played
Oh what a mess we made
And now the final frame
Potatoe love is a losing game"
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 3, 2008 - 6:46pm.
LOL
Any port in a storm, or something like that. ha!
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Submitted by Leona on November 3, 2008 - 6:43pm.
There's always the produce aisle...I heard that potatoes make for a great fairy-tail ending.
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I thought they made for sore-tail endings!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 3, 2008 - 6:15pm.
"I thought he was my fairy-tale ending."
Newsflash, there is no fairy-tale ending.
Learn it live it love it.
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There's always the produce aisle...I heard that potatoes make for a great fairy-tail ending.
Sorry, bebe, I'm just a hopeless romantic...
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what is wrong with their faces? are they smiling so hard they are busting blood vessels, scanners style? they are both kind of ugly looking.
i dont know them & i dont care about them, but its pathetic that he felt the need to get all teary about this bitch. i did have to giggle when he said "hard to swallow" though...
she got sick of having sex with him, isnt that what i love you but i am not in love with you means? you care about them like a brother & have no interest in their no no spots.
"I thought he was my fairy-tale ending."
Newsflash, there is no fairy-tale ending.
Learn it live it love it.
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Maybe they woke up one day and realized they were twins separated at birth. creepy.
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You know that shit was like, take 6, too.
Gezzus i almost thought that was howard k stern
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Submitted by Otter Pop on November 3, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Never trust a man with no lips.
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LOL, has anyone ever kissed a man with no lips? Doesn't sound like a pleasant experience.
Bitch has the face for substitute teaching man.
Unsexay!
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Shocker. Another fake couple bites the dust.
This boring bitch made oatmeal look exciting-hell, just reading this story about her gave me the yawns.
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I'm glad I have no idea who either of these people are.
Never trust a man with no lips.
You know what's really "a lot to swallow?" The puke that just erupted into my mouth.
Ugggghhh he does look like Howard K. Stern. Coooooties! Is his last name pronounced "chin-sack?" Cos he seriously looks like he's rockin a chin-sack.
Who are these people and why should I care?
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
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Submitted by Salem13 on November 3, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Is anyone else having a hard time with the website, or is it just me?
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IMO, it's not as easy to follow since the *new comments* disappeared, thanks for that improvement MK. But I often have a bitch about it so maybe it's jizz me.
I sincerely want to know who the demographic is for this show, and those like it. And how and why do these viewers still a) care and b) enjoy watching this garbage?
I saw segments of the "Bachelorette" show twice last season (whichever season we are in).
Maybe I didn't "get to know" Deanna well enough. But she seemed to be a needy, clingy, overly dramatic, phony, self obsessed, tart. Not to mention, she was such an attention whore she make Paris Hilton look demure.
Salem, the website's taking FOREVER to load for me.
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Submitted by Salem13 on November 3, 2008 - 5:26pm.
Is anyone else having a hard time with the website, or is it just me?
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Submitted by LoLo on November 3, 2008 - 5:08pm.
Now I understand why you were so excited to see that squirrel's twig and berries. Makes perfect sense.
Continue to enjoy nature, hot stuff!! ;-)
This post spoiled my breakfast.--loric
Zzzzzzz is it Friday yet?
Jesse's complete quote was, "I love your prominent chesticles, but I'm not in love with you."
Submitted by toofartocare on November 3, 2008 - 5:04pm.
and that folks is his audition tape to be the next BACHELOR, which is a pretty good gig for this guy.
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I bet you are right! You'd think they'd quit having that show now that it's quite obvious that they produce unsuccessful relationships!
Uhm.....Cuz Breakin Up Is Hard To Dooooooooooooo
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He even said that DeAnna told him "I love you, but I'm not in love with you."
AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW ...poor guy! He looks like a Howard K. Stern clone. Attack!
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aaahahahahaaaaa, i totally just used that same exact line to dump my boyfriend last week. i'm sucha tool.
This stank pile is STILL on???
Jesus, I almost cried. Not.
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LMFAO!
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Sweet Jesus no! This couple was the personification of romance and what true marriages are about. I don't believe in anything anymore. ***sob***
Submitted by LoLo on November 3, 2008 - 5:03pm.
You've missed having bighairynuts on your birthday?
LOL
This post spoiled my breakfast.--loric
Oh yeah - he's really believable! what a douche!
Sorry guy, Tricia Walsh Smith did it better.
This post spoiled my breakfast.--loric
and that folks is his audition tape to be the next BACHELOR, which is a pretty good gig for this guy.
Submitted by bighairynuts on November 3, 2008 - 5:01pm.
what? what fuk talkk about. like that sruff not som uch ich kfukk scheisse!@
Dude are we related?
You type just like me!
*wipes tear*
Ive missed you on my birthdays!
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