Vadgeholics Are Out For Blood
Maniacal Vadgeholics will stop at nothing to defend their gristle goddess. The other day, Guy Ritchie was getting drunk at his pub when some insane Vadge fan cursed at him and spilled his booze on the innocent. Well, that dude is completely sane in the brains compared to this 16-year-old crazed Vadgeholic who broke onto the "Sherlock Holmes" set and threatened to cut up Guy!
The Mirror reports that a teenager dressed in all black got onto the set and ran towards Guy with a knife while shouting, “I’m Madonna’s biggest fan! I’m gonna kill Guy!"
A source said, “The bloke was screaming about Guy and shouting, ‘I love Madonna’. It was terrifying. At first it seemed like a sick joke but it was soon obvious the knifeman was not messing around. Luckily there were four security guards and two policemen who were able to overpower him.”
I'll bet it was scary. Hearing anybody proclaim that they "love Madonna" is pretty fucking terrifying.
And you thought video games were making our kids violent today. Vadge is the problem and I completely understand why. Spending hours upon hours staring at her hulk crotch can't be good for your mental health.
In some ways, though, Guy brought this upon himself. I mean, he did put her in "Swept Away." This is his punishment.
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Maniacal Vadgeholics will stop at nothing to defend their gristle goddess.
Genius.LMAO!
Submitted by Lory on November 3, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Guy is a fucking tool.
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Yet another good reason - Heather can never have enough tools.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 3, 2008 - 3:26pm.
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Wood eye? Wood eye?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by Lory on November 3, 2008 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 3, 2008 - 3:14pm.
He took Vadge's cash - and the loons want it back.
Suggest Guy hook up with Heather Mills for security and support
=> Hehe - wooden you? I wood.
Submitted by Culcha Vulcha on November 3, 2008 - 3:16pm.
I put on my best stalking boots and went to watch them filming a bit of Sherlock Holmes, what with it being 10 minutes from my office and all.
There were real-life paparazzi, who I took a photo of on my phone and one looked like he wanted to punch me!
Guy Ritchie looked moody, Jude Law looked like a douche, RDJ looked ho-ho-hot!
I cannot confirm or deny that I was the knife-wielding crazy.
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Thanks for the report! Amazingly, it sounds just like I imagined the set there would be.
Yeah, Guy's a tool, with only 2 good films to his name and all, but I'm not sure he deserves the wrath of the Vadgeloonies though.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 3, 2008 - 3:14pm.
He took Vadge's cash - and the loons want it back.
Suggest Guy hook up with Heather Mills for security and support
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH! LMAO!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Now, THAT's a nice scarf, Balty!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Guy is a fucking tool. Why do you think he married her ass in the first place? Free yoga classes? Come on! He thought he would get richer and more famous with Vadge by his side. Heck, I'd even wager he thougt there would be oscar buzz for his ass! That's why I'm Team Vadge on this, even if I can't stand her holier than thou, mind controlling, roided up bagina! Besides, when the devil's winning, you'd better make a pact. _______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
Jesus, Vadgeholics and Brangeloonies make Mark Davd Chapman, Charles Manson, and John Hinckley Jr. seem normal. These people need to take up knitting or something.
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I put on my best stalking boots and went to watch them filming a bit of Sherlock Holmes, what with it being 10 minutes from my office and all.
There were real-life paparazzi, who I took a photo of on my phone and one looked like he wanted to punch me!
Guy Ritchie looked moody, Jude Law looked like a douche, RDJ looked ho-ho-hot!
I cannot confirm or deny that I was the knife-wielding crazy.
He took Vadge's cash - and the loons want it back.
Suggest Guy hook up with Heather Mills for security and support.
The scariest thing, to me, about that guy who went after Guy with a knife on his set is the fact that he'd go that far for someone with only a marginal level of talent.
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"I got a rock." -- Charlie Brown
Vageloonie vs. Brangelooni cage fight!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I feel bad for the guy.
It's like escaping a cult!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Wow, da geighs be gettin all vi-o-lent
scarrrry
Any human being who goes to such lenghts to fight over their stupid singer, band or actor's honor should be removed from the gene pool immediately. I'm sure Madonna and Guy are completely capable of dealing with their own problems without a bainless "fan" yelling and threatening everyone. What these brainless gits should take into account is that their beloved singers, actors or bands don't give a rat's ass about their lame fans.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Poor Guy. I love how he referred to madonut as gristle. eeewwww
That's a True Fan!
As a strict vagiterian, I'm truly disgusted by Vadge's vadge and the vadges that worship her.
holy crap can you imagine?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
The offer still holds, Guy. I will hide ya. We can get ya some overalls, some skoal for your pocket and a nascar cap. Shirts and shoes are optional.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
If that crazy "loves" madonna, you think he'd be happy about the split. But then I guess crazy people don't always think things through properly.
Nova- cute doggy!
Ok, sure...Guy made a few mistakes (like putting Vadge in Swept Away), but c'mon--Vadge has recently subjected us all to geriatric pelvic grinding and other evildoings such as putting out a really bad couple of albums and bitching and moaning about trivial nonsense. I'm Team Guy all the way!
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"I got a rock." -- Charlie Brown
Bwhahahahahahahahaha! This was hilarious! LMAO! Gotta give it to Vadgeloonies, they are more original than Brangeloonies. Please let there be a tape!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Wow, Chrissy Crocker's got nuttin' on this kid!
See, Chrissy! That's how crazy is done!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Holy crap there are some crazies out there!!!
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I loved Madonna in Swept Away, she looked so...constipated.