Monday, November 3rd 2008
Morning Wood
Even better than the real thing - SOW
If the Emu becomes extinct, blame Zac Efron - Celebitchy
But Rosie O still wears CROCS - Mollygood
Jesus helped Gerard Butler to quit smoking - I'm Not Obsessed
David Becks is proud to be the gayest straight dude in Britain - A Socialite's Life
Kristen Wiig as Hasselcrack - Defamer
I can't stop looking at Evangeline Lilly's hanging balls - ICYDK
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Oh no. They forced the dog to show butt crack? That's demeaning. Call peta.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 3, 2008 - 12:10pm
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Yes I am. I'm going to hook up an alcohol intravenous and lie down somewhere.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
This should have been a caption this!
I saw that episode of SNL. To me the funniest was Ben Affleck doing Keith Olbermann and the UPS guy at Target. Anyway, "Joy Behar" was hilarious... "So what, who cares?" And why was Jen Aniston at The View? I like that Wiig lady, but she could've done much more with Hasscrack.
Off-topic: I had a strange dream that a really fat man killed Posh Spice Jason Voorhees-style. What the hell does that mean?
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I saw that dog!
Here are more photos:
http://kingcharlesspaniel.us/photos/main.php?g2_itemId=5606
hahahahahh Whoopie was the funniest.
"future people" LMAO! and BA was funny too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Who cares about Wiig as The 'Crack? That sketch was all about Fred Armisen as Joy Behar! That shit was hilarious~
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^Honky mom for Obama~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 3, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on November 3, 2008 - 1:02pm.
I TRIED to put a costume on Minch and he just gave me one of his patented "You gotta be kidding me" looks, which I am sure, he picked up from the cats.
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lol...I know that look!!
KD...i will get the pictures up as soon as i can. :D
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on November 3, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on November 3, 2008 - 12:43pm.
To be fair, he might just have been hanging curtains with no pants on.
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Well, it looks like he was certainly "hanging" something.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Nova- post a pic of your weener! We all want to see it!
Dominic M needs help shaving, buttoning, and necktying.
Submitted by Poopele on November 3, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Who is more real, Joe da P or Barry O?
your momma
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Who is more real, Joe da P or Barry O?
http://www.alistz.net/toledo.com
Submitted by NovaNightly on November 3, 2008 - 1:02pm.
I TRIED to put a costume on Minch and he just gave me one of his patented "You gotta be kidding me" looks, which I am sure, he picked up from the cats.
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"Just when I think you are the shallowest man alive you manage to drain a little more out of the pool."
Well I dressed my little weiner doggie up in a mermaid costume...and she looked soooo cute. PFFFFT! She sits out front with us handing out candy and all the kids and parents love her...some even take her picture. ;P
As for me, I dressed as a pirate wench...the hubby as a pirate and my boys were a fireman and a construction worker. It was an awesome night...only we get TOO MANY kids on our street. I run out of candy before 8pm! The people on the corner of our street hand out hot dogs so we get all sorts of trick-or-treaters.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Submitted by NitWitty on November 3, 2008 - 12:43pm.
To be fair, he might just have been hanging curtains with no pants on.
Bye! Good
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
@Jiggy Hahahahaha! Eggzackery! The vicar's potatoe. POE-TATE-OHHH
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by NitWitty on November 3, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Dominic Monoghan needs to put down the damn guy liner and back outa' the room. He should only be allowed to play psychiatric patients
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Did you scroll down to his last picture? WHAT was happening in that shot??
Bye! Good
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
Re: Evangeline's costume: she looks like a blonde Cisco Adler
Re: Dominic Monaghan's guy-liner: NO!
Re: last pic of Dominic's grimace: the vicar's potato.
'Nuff said.
Bye! Good
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
Gerard B. might want to try the Cracky of Camden's rehab center. She's looking amazingly clean....for now.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by joe shmoe on November 3, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on November 3, 2008 - 12:01pm.
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*removing tutu and tiara from shi tzu*
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A tutu and a tiara on a shih tzu? That's just wrong! You should know better! Those things are for chihuahuas only!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Kristen Wiig is made of awesome!
Jesus needs to help me and get Gerry....IN MY BED!
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2008 World Series Champions
#1 Philadelphia Phillies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c&feature=related
Awe . . . poor lil pup. Reminds me of the "Why dogs hate Halloween" email that my friend sent me.
Big FAT "PIG" Blowsie is such a lie-teller!!! She did acknowledge that she has bodyguards before, and they even have *gasp* guns!!!
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Submitted by NitWitty on November 3, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Noooo! I missed it! Thank you very kindly for taking the time. I appreciate it.
@Psl: Nice move... bet you had a (mostly) douche free night.
@Snowpiece: I relinquished "slutty mom" to the younger crowd this year :)
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
@ Jill_The_Ripper. Hey, woman didja' see I posted a link to the zucchini song by Tim Curry the other morning for ya?
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
PSL shhhhhhhhh remember I was desperate to get a man? the young ones will do anything for a MIlky way!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Can that Zac Efron can be more gay and insecure?. If this twinkie freakes out over a stupid scar, I'm sure he will end up really fucked up with plastic surgery in less than 10 years. Mark my words. He can't stay "pretty" forever.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Dominic Monoghan needs to put down the damn guy liner and back outa' the room. He should only be allowed to play psychiatric patients or gnomes. EYARK. PS..Please don't tell my daughter I said that. For some reason she loves this guy. *shudders*
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Joe, are you back from your test already?
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Don't drink don't smoke what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something he's hiding
-Adam Ant "Goody Two Shoes"
The thought of Rosie O in crocs reminds me of the steel grey haired lesbian in white crocs who eyed me at the grocery store yesterday.
Bitch, please! Crocs are a deal-breaker.
Submitted by joe shmoe on November 3, 2008 - 12:07pm.
*removing tutu and tiara from shi tzu*
I said "unless it's cold out." Did you finish votre examen?
snowy, don't lie. You don't have a boyfriend. You are fat and ugly, because you have a computer.
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Don't drink don't smoke what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something he's hiding
-Adam Ant "Goody Two Shoes"
Submitted by Sheeps on November 3, 2008 - 12:01pm.
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*removing tutu and tiara from shi tzu*
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Silvara: LOL you mean you didn't dress up as "slutty mom"?
no kids came (as usual) so me and my bf smoked up and ate most of the damn candy! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Laugh it off all you want peeps, but that dog is related to the slaughter that happened in his owner's home later that night.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on November 3, 2008 - 12:01pm.
I switched my big diamond ring from right hand to left, and went as a married woman.
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Don't drink don't smoke what do you do?
Don't drink don't smoke what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something he's hiding
-Adam Ant "Goody Two Shoes"
People who dress up pets in anything but a warmer-- and when it's actually cold out--should have their pets taken away. That includes Halloween.
Way off topic:
Anyone do anything fun for All Hallows Eve?
I took the little man "trunk-or-treating" and he looked all bad assed dressed up like the Punisher! He ROCKS!!!
I dressed up as Mom and then taste tested his candy for him.
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Submitted by NovaNightly on November 3, 2008 - 11:49am.
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I have some serious anger management issues when it comes to that whole thing. Rawr. If THAT guy ends up being the iconic figure of this election year, I'm going to shit a brick and start kicking puppies.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
ISMU....I TOTALLY AGREE!!! So sick of this Joe shizz....THERE IS NO JOE!!! LET IT GO, PLEASE!
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
I am so grateful that there are 'real men' like Zac and Becks to be an example to the rest of us.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Sweet little puppy...
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
FUCK JOE THE PLUMBER AND EVERYBODY WHO JUMPED ON THAT GODFORSAKEN BANDWAGON!!!!!!!
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Yves - He is actually a Hobbit, not a gnome. You say potato, I say po-tah-to. Actually I say "tater".
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
that dog's costume is great!
Kristen Wiig is one funny bitch. love her.
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Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box
Religion is the smile on a dog
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-do ya?
-Edie Brickell and The New Bohemians
My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking. I would like to meet
a sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides. Feel free to contact me on the
famous online hub " ★★★★__ K is S M illion aireS. Co m__ ★★★★" Money is not very
important
fuckin Chaarley, I thought he really died.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
LOOL@ jo the asscrack plumber dog! Love it!
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