Monday, November 3rd 2008

The Wino Just Needed A Quick Crack Break

The Crackie of Camden checked out of the hospital on Friday where she was being treated for a "chest infection." Well, after spending the weekend at her crack den, she's back in THE CLINIC! Wino's spokeswhore said she clocked back into the hospital today for ongoing treatment.

Wino just needed to go home and "stock up" before spending the rest of the week in the hospital. She's like a crackie chipmunk. Crackmunk!

A source tells People that Wino is trying to quit smoking fags and getting a little help for it. "She has been told to give up smoking and was initially struggling with that – she was covered in nicotine patches at one point. But she is making an effort."

Nicotine patches won't work on her! The second they touch her skin, they shrivel up and fall off. Good luck to Wino! But you know the cigarette industry is going caca in their panties this morning at the thought of Wino quitting fags!

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God I hope she keeps getting help and gives her body the chance to recover. Go Amy!

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Probably got her appetite back and she indulged herself with some gross British food. That shit is so fattening, I gained like 15 lbs while I lived in London and that totally sucked! The only thing keeping her thin was the crack and cigarettes probably. Ew, all those Nicotine patches probably put her into shock! Reminds me of Thank You For Smoking...that scene was hilarious with Aaron Eckhart!

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She must of had a helluva Halloween weekend. Now she needs another rest. Fuck her, hurry up and die Amy.

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I hope "covered in nicotine patches" is just hyperbole. They know you're only supposed to wear one, right?

What is that red death she wears on her lips??? With all that money she can't find a lippie that doesn't wear off in such a mess? With all the Wino issues this is the one that bothers me the most. Priorities people!!

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she's on the meds to stop the sickness. a benzo for the alcohol and Subutex for the heroin withdrawal. she looked like death by the end of summer.

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Sadly, I'm sure it is just a speed bump for her.

And I know it's not funny, but I laughed imagining her all patched up... made me think of an epi of AbFab, when Patsy tried to use some nicotine patches to endure a ciggie free cab ride ;)

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WINO *is* looking better, but we all know it only takes pone weekend of crackery to make her look like a meth faced zombie again!

But she's one I'd wait for years to get it together.

Brit-Brit can return to the swamp where she belongs!

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either that camera has magic lighting, or Wino is looking a lot better...

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she looks a little better in that picture

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Submitted by snowpiece on November 3, 2008 - 1:18pm.

TY angel ♥
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Back atcha, snowy (and missy too!) - every soldier who fights and wins marks a victory for all humankind. No really:) Even if they don't win every battle.

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thanks angel♥♥ doll:)

and yes totally, that shit is yours for a lifetime... no matter what you do or dont do about it...

and jiggywiddit, honestly what made me really get off the shit was a few years prison sentace hanging over my head... my mother went to the judge and begged him to let me do treatment and probation, or choose the 4 year prison sentance. I did NOT want to get locked up for 4 years. My probation was also super strict once I got out of treatment. So for several years, the threat of getitng put away was real enough, and enough of a deterrant for me. After about a year of absitinence and all the loads of recovery and education you get during that, youre really out of the active addiction, and by that point you actually regain the choice over whether you put that drug in your body or not.

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Or Ani DiFranco, which I ALWAYS hear in my head when I look at this girl:

Come
Come Away
Come Away From It. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
Come away from
Come away from it
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME.


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I couldn't find it so have this:)
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TY angel ♥
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I hope someday, she adopts a look other than "crazy lady who hangs out on the steps of the tenement."

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Wow, missy (and snowy too!) - YOU are a soldier.

That's what it's all about. It's about getting back up on that horse every time you fall off. EVERY time.

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MK I made a profile just 2 say that u have 2 use the word crackmunk from here on out.

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Submitted by missy on November 3, 2008 - 12:42pm.
I DO know what you mean.. totally. Same as when I see some street junkie all nodding and with that glow-y demon look in their eyes.. just makes me shudder... and then pray! fuck!

oh yeah, I know that feeling 100%

what made me finally get it right was seeing someone else, my bf that I met in rehab (good one, snow) relapse in front of my eyes and shoot everything we had worked for to shit in a few days and begging me for $, swearing on his son's life it wasn't for crack (that was his DOC, btw, not mine!scary) stealing my money selling everything in the apt when I was at work and worrying me to death I was like, wow, that's how I act, that's how I hurt people and disgust them too, I just can't be this person anymore....so far, it's held for over 8 years, fingers crossed.
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Yes, it's gonna take a miracle, ooh
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Submitted by missy on November 3, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on November 3, 2008 - 12:25pm.

If you don't my asking, what was it that finally made you decide to stay quit?

Bye! Good

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I DO know what you mean.. totally. Same as when I see some street junkie all nodding and with that glow-y demon look in their eyes.. just makes me shudder... and then pray! fuck!
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No Miss, I never got to experience their lovely hospitality. I spent a lot of time at Beth Isreal tho and Gracie Square and St Vincents etc etc etc LOL sad, I'm so glad those days are behind me. I feel so bad when I see people like Wino who have so much still to go thru, but it helps ME , if you know what I mean.
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snow - ever spend any time at Bergen Pines Hospital?

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Missy: I am soooo lucky I never went to jail. what I do is just try and remember all the hospitals I was in in the greater NY area....sigh

OMG I am listening to these Canadian's pranking Palin, LOL
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snowy.. its sort of an approximation... definately the detoxes are a guess... the halfayw houses I remember pretty clearly... and the jail lol
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missy: I know, geez, at least you know your count, i have no clue! LOL
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basically, it took me

4 times: 90 day inpatient treatment

1 time: 365 day inpatient treatment

3 times: 90 day outpatient treatment

4 times: living in "sober houses" or "halfway houses" for periods between 1 week and 1 year

20+ times: 7 day detox treatments

2 times: jail

ongoing: once weekly counseling with an LMHC

.... to get clean.

Its a long process.

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Submitted by ditzymae on November 3, 2008 - 12:01pm.

I definately think she needs to be in long term, lockdown inpatient treatment.

But I also belive that all these small stints, anything she does that will plant the seeds of change in her soul, will help.
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Submitted by No Words on November 3, 2008 - 11:43am.
Okay, did she gain about 20 pounds overnight? Her skin does look better, but the weight gain seems to be bloat from illness.

Richard Strangdog said it's prednisone bloat, to treat her infection. I looked it up and that matches.

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Talentless skank. More over rated than Fantasia.

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missy: "Out Patient" treatment may very well be the only thing some people are willingly to accept and after a few days decide it isn't for them and never return. Don't you think Amy would be better off staying in a Clinic for an extended period of time and ridding herself of her demons? Perhaps Great Britain doesn't have involuntary commitment and she'll remain free to come and go as she pleases, which up until now hasn't worked. If she's going to survive, she needs long-term professional care and guidance...

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Submitted by NovaNightly on November 3, 2008 - 11:48am.

I don't think its bloat from illness....she has a more alert look in her eyes. Not dazed and drugged up like she looked before.
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Hope that's true...hope she sticks with it.

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Okay so these pics are current...
She looks absolutely wonderful! Clean sober and lovely!
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Makeup and a manicure?

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I don't think its bloat from illness....she has a more alert look in her eyes. Not dazed and drugged up like she looked before.

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You know...maybe quitting the "fags" is why she is putting on weight....that and that candy store they say she installed in her home. *shrugs*

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Okay, did she gain about 20 pounds overnight? Her skin does look better, but the weight gain seems to be bloat from illness.

I can't believe she is still alive. The whole thing is really sad.

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I saw these pics on several sites.. they are up to date! taken a few days ago!
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No way this is a recent pic. I call fukery!

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missy, I love Amy and would love to see her get through this.....but I don't see it happening...

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Yeah maybe she should try too I don't know quit the crack first mmh well at the very least she is trying but all its gonna go down the fucking drain in less than 2 months

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Submitted by ditzymae on November 3, 2008 - 11:19am.
"Out patient" rehab treatment usually occurs after the addiction is under a semblance of control.

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or it can also be the only treatment an addcit will enter, in which case it may occur at any time.

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"Out patient" rehab treatment usually occurs after the addiction is under a semblance of control. Do you honestly think ONE weekend in a clinic is enough to help Amy?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 3, 2008 - 11:11am.
she will not stop until she drops dead.
we all know this.

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It will be a miracle if she survives this.

*I* do belive in miracles.

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There is a little something called 'outpatient'. Hopefully that is what she is doing.

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she will not stop until she drops dead.
we all know this.

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Since when have rehab clinics had "swinging doors"? You're either in for the long haul or you're out. It's admirable that Amy's attempting to clean up her act, but nonsensical to enter a Clinic, go home and then re-enter two days later. It's obvious that she needs 24/7 guidance and that's not going to happen at the "Camden Crack House".

I agree that she appears to have been scrubbed and polished, but how long will that last if she's constantly returning home to her old vices?

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I guess they forced her into that clinic last week just to scrub her down.