Ryan Reynolds Won The NYC Marathon!
No, he didn't win the entire thing, but he did win the "sexiest piece who finished in 3 hours and 50 minutes" medal. Mister ScarJo ran the 26-mile marathon yesterday for Team Fox, in honor of foxy people everywhere. No, Team Fox is in honor of his daddy, who suffers from Parkinson's Disease.
Alex P. Keaton aka Michael J. Fox was on hand to cheer Ryan on. Ryan opened up his sexy mouth and told People, "When I saw Michael J. Fox on Fifth Avenue, I gained about 15 pounds in goose bumps. It kind of pushed me through the last six miles or so."
Ryan's wife (that sounds weird) ScarJo was in Ohio campaigning for her boyfriend Obama.
Ryan could have made some cash for Team Fox if he auctioned off a vial of his nutsack sweat on eBay. I know at least a dozen whores who would pay top dollar for that shit. And when I say "a dozen whores" I mean "me."
I actually caught some of the marathon yesterday and I needed a cocktail and a nap after watching all those people run. It's exhausting! I also noticed the hundreds of banana peels all over the floor! That's a cartoon accident waiting to happen. I wonder if Ryan sucked on a banana while running? The visuals! Shit. I think I just had an accident.
They're married! I had forgotten too.
Maybe I've been living under a rock, but are Ryan and ScarJo actually married, or is that just one of MK's snarky monikers? If they are married, I don't know where I've been that I missed that one.
Hot arms...I think I'm kind of starting to love him for the "When I saw Michael J. Fox on Fifth Avenue, I gained about 15 pounds in goose bumps..." line.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Not hot.
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I voted for Obama
I give a thumbs to anyone who enters a marathon. It takes a lot of discipline, determination, and sacrifice to do it.
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
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That boy is so hot!Wish he took his tee shirt off though!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
There's so much about Ryan that I need to explore.
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"I tried that marathon shit (the Boston one) and left 16 minutes into it.Mr.ScarJo is too sexy for this shit.... come to the Boston Marathon."
WOW-I'm impressed. I hear the Boston Marathon is harder than the NYC Marathon. I really want to get into the lotto next year.
"I actually caught some of the marathon yesterday and I needed a cocktail and a nap after watching all those people run. It's exhausting!"
LOL-I woke up hungover & turned on the tv to watch Paula crossing the finish line. I'm so lazy.
Submitted by KD on November 3, 2008 - 12:29pm.
TITS- I know! I get runners world mag (i don't really know why. Probably just to keep pretending I'm a runner), and some of the things I read about is nuts. They have everything down to a science. I do, to some extent, admire their dedication.
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DH is a subscriber of it and into running. I jog just for fitness - I don't like exercising much - so that's toilet read for me!
Though some of the stories featured are indeed inspirational.
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TITS- I know! I get runners world mag (i don't really know why. Probably just to keep pretending I'm a runner), and some of the things I read about is nuts. They have everything down to a science. I do, to some extent, admire their dedication.
Submitted by KD on November 3, 2008 - 10:56am.
I know a bunch of Marathon runners and some of them are crazy. I mean, they are so into running it's like their #1 priority and their life revolves around it,
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No fucking kidding!! I once worked for someone that was a marathoner - hard core. Best thing in the world to throw him off topic or use up time in a meeting was to ask him about his diet, or better yet some thing training diet 'fad' you'd heard about.
If you ever see someone eating a can of tuna and holding a calculator turn on your heel and go in the other direction away from them!!
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LOL KD they are smaller than mine even, ;)
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Snowpiece- couldn't you find a t-shirt model with bigger tits?
Don't get it, but I'd hit it!
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I'll take a lick of that!
My friends describe me a soft, kind and sincere girl with good looking. I would like to meet
a sportsboy who knows how to treat a woman on all sides. Feel free to contact me on the
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way to support your man scarho
MK...
You are gonna have to fight me for a lick off this sexy piece of ass. Thank you for this post!!!
Isn't Ryan a smoker?
I know a bunch of Marathon runners and some of them are crazy. I mean, they are so into running it's like their #1 priority and their life revolves around it, so that is what makes them crazy. I'll probably run a half marathon in the next year or two, but I don't think I would go further than that.
loric : ditto
bleh
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Yowzaaaa!
Dont you just hate it when really fit, tan, happy and good looking people find each other and lead the kind of life you wish you had?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
He's looking hot.
I tried that marathon shit (the Boston one) and left 16 minutes into it.Mr.ScarJo is too sexy for this shit.... come to the Boston Marathon.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
damn, he's come a long way since he was on the Nickelodeon show Fifteen.
He's not too bad. His wife, not so much.
@Callan, don't worry. MK will be referring to her as Ex-Jo in no time. Ryan is a nose flarer, nose flarer's have a high divorce rate, or at least they would if they were married to me.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Like many others on this thread, I'm wondering what possessed these two hot pieces to get married when they both had so much more dick and vag to conquer.
Divorce by end of 2009/early 2010. I'm calling it.
Submitted by MJF on November 3, 2008 - 10:11am.
As a meanderer, I cannot grasp what it is that motivates people to run. My tits bounce, I sweat and I get winded after 10 minutes. Wait a minute...no that's sex with the hub.
lmao!!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on November 3, 2008 - 10:24am.
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Aww, that leaves me out, since my reputation for potty runs precedes me ;p''
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
What a butterface.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by NitWitty on November 3, 2008 - 10:21am.
hahahaha. Well, I said "without breaks."
Forrest Gump: Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Submitted by Sheeps on November 3, 2008 - 10:19am.
Well done and not easy. A person in shape can walk 3-4 miles an hour at a fast pace, on level ground. That means it'd take most of us 6.5-9 hrs to walk the same distance, not including breaks--if we had the endurance.
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"If we had endurance." Or, in my case, Ryan Reynolds running in front of me. Although, he'd probably have more motivation trying to outrun my crazy stalker ass.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
Submitted by loric on November 3, 2008 - 10:16am.
Thank you. I was feeling so alone.
Bye! Good
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
Well done and not easy. A person in shape can walk 3-4 miles an hour at a fast pace, on level ground. That means it'd take most of us 6.5-9 hrs to walk the same distance, not including breaks--if we had the endurance.
Two things I don't get:
1. Running a marathon
2. Ryan Reynolds appeal. He just doesn't do it for me.
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That's it. I'm running the L.A. Marathon.
As a meanderer, I cannot grasp what it is that motivates people to run. My tits bounce, I sweat and I get winded after 10 minutes. Wait a minute...no that's sex with the hub.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Bwhahahaha...And this is the best thing about this Monday morning so far! Laughed too hard, now I need a cocktail and a nap as well, MK.
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
He was practicing for when he finds out just what a bitch he married can do. Then he'll use his running skillz to bolt.
This marriage is over in ten minutes. ScarJo's vagina isn't anywhere near done with its reign of terror. She's like my age, it just isn't over for her. Butterface Ryan can't keep those vaginal moodswings in check forever.
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