CoCo Lied To Us All!

A few days before Whoreoween, CoCo said and I quote: "It's my day! I get to get naked! Finally!!!"

She said NAKED! Is this naked to you?! Okay, it might be nekkid for you, but this is straight-up modest for CoCo! She wears this shit to the supermarket! Her fault line ass crack is not visible and you can't see her nipples. This is downright Amish. She looks like a church going pussy who spends her nights knitting, sipping chamomile tea and playing gospel songs on her harp.

CoCo totally forgot the "pussy" in pussycat. Oh well. I'll still play pattycake with her pancake ass cheeks, but I was hoping for a little more elegance from CoCo. She's turning into a nun!

Here's Sister Pussycat Coco with her pimp as The Punisher at Plumm in NYC on Friday night.

INFDaily.com

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 11/03/2008 - 9:33am.

She's supposed to be only 27 or 28. Yeah and I'm Prince Willy. Bitch look rode really hard and put away wet. Just thinking of those two in the sack together makes me want to shower in boiling Clorox.

Submitted by MJF on Mon, 11/03/2008 - 9:30am.

I love how, no matter what CoCo decides to do with herself each Halloween, Ice goes as a pimp!

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Submitted by Deb on Mon, 11/03/2008 - 9:20am.

If Coco really wants to surprise everyone on Halloween, she should put on some damn clothes that aren't 4 sizes too small. Nobody would recognize her.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 11/03/2008 - 9:20am.

Submitted by islandgirl on November 3, 2008 - 9:48am.

All I need is a bun.