Monday, November 3rd 2008

CoCo Lied To Us All!

A few days before Whoreoween, CoCo said and I quote: "It's my day! I get to get naked! Finally!!!"

She said NAKED! Is this naked to you?! Okay, it might be nekkid for you, but this is straight-up modest for CoCo! She wears this shit to the supermarket! Her fault line ass crack is not visible and you can't see her nipples. This is downright Amish. She looks like a church going pussy who spends her nights knitting, sipping chamomile tea and playing gospel songs on her harp.

CoCo totally forgot the "pussy" in pussycat. Oh well. I'll still play pattycake with her pancake ass cheeks, but I was hoping for a little more elegance from CoCo. She's turning into a nun!

Here's Sister Pussycat Coco with her pimp as The Punisher at Plumm in NYC on Friday night.

Posted by: Michael K


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Hey Boomsy! Still hanging on with Trueblood? I am still digging it but being the huge dork I am, read all the books and now am totally confused as only the main murder plot has come from the series.

Are those *tights/hose/fishnets* real or airbrished on? Either way, it seems like a lot of work for any function they may be performing.

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Backrolls and thigh dimples...it's officially time for her to start covering up.

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Ill! Someone needs to shampoo and vacuum that rug stat.

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Why is she wearing those Michael Jackson "Thriller" eyes?

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I love her.She is one of the hottest chicks ever.

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Submitted by Tyranny on November 3, 2008 - 10:24am.
She always has a shocked "In my ASS?!" expression. Please girl..you're not surprised.

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Her back porch swing could hold a Buick!

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She's so gross. Seriously!

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@ angel - i just don't like dressing like a slut. Never have. I don't like feeling cheap. The furthest I can go is a half cup push up bra.

ooh snotty again!

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Submitted by TITS on November 3, 2008 - 2:35pm.

@Angel. never. i'm 5.10 and all legs - never saw the need to accentuate what is already breathtaking.

wow that was snotty wasn't it? :)
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@Angel. never. i'm 5.10 and all legs - never saw the need to accentuate what is already breathtaking.

wow that was snotty wasn't it? :)

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I love me some Coco and Ice-T. I think they are happy the way they are. They enjoy their slutty antics and so do I.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on November 3, 2008 - 11:16am.

I love these 2 they just are who they are and they don't give a fuck. They pretty much keep to themselves and its obvious they are totally in love with each other. Dare I say that CoCo is NOT FAT. I think she looks hot. The epitome of hot n trashy, bitch don't give a fuck. Loves it.
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Submitted by TITS on November 3, 2008 - 2:18pm.

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on November 3, 2008 - 12:14pm.

Are you saying youve never worn fish net stockings TITS?!!! Every girl has to wear those at one time or another ;)
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I'm too much of a lady.

Seriously - does the 'net' part go all the way up?
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on November 3, 2008 - 12:14pm.

Are you saying youve never worn fish net stockings TITS?!!! Every girl has to wear those at one time or another ;)
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I'm too much of a lady.

Seriously - does the 'net' part go all the way up?

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It's such a contrast to see him with Coco and her over the top sluttiness, and then see him on Law and Order SVU. I keep thinking he must get ideas from the show.

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islandgirl on November 3, 2008 - 9:39am......Those two crack me up. Tacky as hell, and they don't give a shit. I like that.

I agree. As tacky as he is, I would let him pull my hair. Mostly because he is so awful.
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Are you saying youve never worn fish net stockings TITS?!!! Every girl has to wear those at one time or another ;)

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First pic- she's sucking in her gunt!

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That Plumm club is just about as skanky as Coco. Check out the last thumbnail and see what klassy really looks like. No wonder Coco looks so "at home" with the cig butts, peeling paint, and Home Depot carpeting. I bet the house she lives in with Ice looks pretty much the same.

I totally agree! They are trashy to the 100th degree ...I saw the Cribs episode they were on and their house was so cheap looking..no surprise there! Anyone know about how much ice T is worth?

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I've always wondered if fish net stockings are like regular stockings around the panty area.

Can you imagine having those things cutting into your ya-ya?

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Thanks, MK, for that lovely shot of Coco's ass checks-I just vomited up my breakfast.

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Just nasty! It's a shame the way Ice-T whore that girl out.

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She is the nastiest looking walking advertisement for pennicillin to come out of a back alley since Anna Nicole hit it big.

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disgusting.
that is all I can say about Coco.

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she's a white woman w/badunkadunk. She gotta show it.

The fact that she's a proud skank is the cherry on top.

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Submitted by sexyer22ds on November 3, 2008 - 11:17am.

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That Plumm club is just about as skanky as Coco. Check out the last thumbnail and see what klassy really looks like. No wonder Coco looks so "at home" with the cig butts, peeling paint, and Home Depot carpeting. I bet the house she lives in with Ice looks pretty much the same.

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I love these 2 they just are who they are and they don't give a fuck. They pretty much keep to themselves and its obvious they are totally in love with each other. Dare I say that CoCo is NOT FAT. I think she looks hot. The epitome of hot n trashy, bitch don't give a fuck. Loves it.

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She has the innocence of a young Doris Day. I have never seen a woman display virtue better than Ms. Coco. This is exactly the kind of woman I would want to marry and have raise my children.

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I'm forever grateful that even in her worst "Dirrty" days, Christina would never in a million years have gone out wearing that.

How can a husband let his wife go out like that? How?

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Tyranny--my thoughts exactly. The surprised expression because something is bumping against her ass, bitch please. Her pimp must really packing to through that massive ass.

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Submitted by miso-horny on November 3, 2008 - 10:09am.

You know it only took her 3 minutes to put the costume on .

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Pretty sure it's a body tatt.

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damn, no picture of her with Camel toe? come on Coco, you are slipping dear.

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These two are nauseating. Her ass should have its own zip code. BLECH!

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Coco's leg looks like a chicken drumstick.

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No BangoSkank, you're not out of touch to be upset about the costume. Thanks to all the young teenage stars, that's how girls act nowadays. Which makes me thankful I have a boy.

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This is a little OT, but...

The daughter of friends showed up on our doorstep on Halloween dressed as a French Maid. She's 15, was wearing 4 inch fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, and a reeeeeally revealing "maid's" outfit. Her mom acted like it was no big deal, and I kept my gob shut. But fuck, 15? I'm not a prude by any means, but is that --in any way-- appropriate? Or am I just out of touch.

Thank Christ, we live a selfish, barren, non-reproductive existence.

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Submitted by loric on November 3, 2008 - 10:16am.

Hahahahhaha!!! I found my new siggie--thank you!!

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Every time she shakes her ass, there's a minor earthquake.

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Look at that tan!

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this post spoiled my breakfast. her giant greasy looking buttocks are truly unappetizing.

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She always has a shocked "In my ASS?!" expression. Please girl..you're not surprised.

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she-thing needs some glucosamine for those knee joints, have never seen her with her legs straight. Maybe they are permanently stuck in that wierd bent shape?

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You know it only took her 3 minutes to put the costume on .

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Those contact lenses remind me of this girl I saw at a party this past weekend. Only she wasn't wearing contacts!

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*gasp!!!* I just got a look-see at those contact lenses she's sportin'. OMG!

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The illustrated definition of GROSS.

Bye! Good

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