Bruno Takes On The Gay Marriage Haters
Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno is done terrorizing the runways of Paris and now he's creating chaos in California for his movie with the really long time. Yesterday at a Yes on Prop 8 rally, the infamous homosexual known as Bruno joined the protesters, waving his banner like a proud queen. When the jig was up and dumb whores started to realize who this blonde flamer really was, he was quickly taken away by his production team.
Wait. The flaming troll in the green is against ze gays marrying?! I mean, you can tell that leprechaun's manpussy puckers every time he sees a big dick. Even the dude in the black shirt knows that some homo activity is about to go down between Bruno and the homo-elf.
Don't these dumb bitches have something better to do on a Sunday afternoon? I don't know... like partake in a little gay sex?
And any of you that vote NO on Prop 8, will automatically get an invitation to one of my weddings. I'm sure I'll get hitched several times in my life, so there's a seat waiting for you at one of them. I promise to put a dildo, a bong and an In-N-Out gift certificate in all my gift bags.
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Submitted by Bossy on November 3, 2008 - 11:32am.
Well we all know if there's one thing Dlisted members love ... is sitting around in a circle and nodding in agreement about how right they all are.
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thats a load of crap.
I have differing opinions here all the time and they are always well received since I express them in a thoughtful and respectful manner.
I am for gay marriage, but your argument was one of the more inteeligent ones Ive heard against it. Usually the only point the conservatives come up with is the old "whats next, people will be allowed to merry their DOGS?!"
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Well we all know if there's one thing Dlisted members love more than an unwarranted catfight is sitting around in a circle and nodding in agreement about how right they all are. So I won't ruin this "vote no on prop 8" party. Goodness knows most of you will want me to respect, nay be in agreement with your opinion but if you deem mine wrong you'll plaster me with comments.
It's strange because I think you all think you're so open minded by supporting gay marriage but when it comes to listening to an opinion that thinks marriage has a traditional definition and that a domestic partnership is the more modern and equivalent definition for gay unions (e.g. Catholics have Confirmations, Jews have Bar Mitzvahs--they are equivalent but one is for one religion and the other for another just like marriage between a man and a woman is to a domestic partnership between two people of the same sex), well then you'd all go bananas on me and would forget about the open mindedness, huh? And I say this because I've expressed my opinion before and been responded to with hateful, ignorant, assuming, and flatly rude comments.
Different words for things that are made up of different components isn't outrageous or taking rights away from anyone. In New Zealand, domestic partnerships are equivalent to marriage and legally this was also the case in California. Socially though, people are dying to call it marriage and that's, sadly, actually lessening how domestic partnerships are in fact equivalent.
Well, I'm in Florida so I can't vote NO on 8. But I did vote NO ON 2, which is Florida's version of it. So, I still expect my invitation! You better have an open bar at the reception. I'm not flying all that way without the promise of free booze! :)
As far as I can tell the only people against gays getting married are closeted self hating types who are pissed off they don't have the guts to live the way they want to live.
Oh and fundies but they're so dumb I'm surprised they can stand upright. Honestly I expect they'd still be protesting the earth's orbit around the sun if they hadn't already spent 1500 years or so killing people for talking about it.
I'll be glad when evolution finally kills off the gene that makes people dumb enough for religion.
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I took advantage of early voting last week and already voted against Prop 8, or Prop Hate as I like to call it.
Can't wait to catch your bouquet, MK!
Submitted by lizardbits1 on November 3, 2008 - 11:00am.
So, JordanBratman... I'm supposed to vote... no? I think I will need some clarification...
Well you could always vote yes...but then you'd be faced with threat of having Christina singing Britney's 'greatest hits' to you. ;)
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Submitted by JordanBratman on November 3, 2008 - 10:55am.
So where do you stand on this issue?
And thank you for not using ALL caps.
I think I made my point pretty clear! lol
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I totally thought that hot dish in green was gay when I saw the pictures. Self-hating homosexuals suck. (not in the good way... though maybe that as well...)
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heehee, nice gift bags MK! Loves it!
I am Voting No on 8.
It certainly doesn't take anything away from me, if Gays want to marry. God bless them all....
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Submitted by aquarius on November 3, 2008 - 11:02am.
Ooh, coming out in Michigan... tough one. I have a lot of respect for people who come out. Hell, I even came out once... as a heterosexual female!
I mean, why are we all assumed to be heterosexual until proven otherwise? Can you pin a sexuality on a three year old boy? I think not...
So I encourage all of ya'll to come out of your respective closets and say what sexuality you are... gay, bi, trans, ect...
Yay soapbox.
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should'nt he be out of character by now? funny guy..
Do gay guys exchange cock rings when they get married? lol, I'd love to go to a gay weeding (misspelling but I'm keeping it)but none of my gay friends want to get married.
At first I thought SBC was squeezing that guys chin and thought "isn't that cute".
And it is possible for a homo to be against gay marriage. Some believe that as gays, they should be different in all aspects from the heteros, or something like that. They want to be special, I guess. They want the same rights, I think they just want it to be called something different.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on November 3, 2008 - 10:19am.
Ziggy, I wish I had your eloquence! SO true. And it makes me sad that women (myself included some days) spend so much time fighting and belitting each other for their choices (to have kids v. not have kids, work v. stay at home, be a golddigger v. earn your own money, haha) that we don't even need men or society at large to attempt to keep us down anymore. We're like a bunch of crabs trying to get out of a bucket.
Sorry, went a little off the Prop 8 train, but it is all somewhat relevant. I have always been a proponent of gay marriage, but it means a bit more to me now because my 17-year-old SIL just came out a few weeks ago, which was a VERY brave decision for someone her age, still living with her parents in Bumfuck Midwestville. She is having a hard time with some of the ignorant fucks in my hometown and a lot of days when she calls my husband crying I really want to break some heads.
I am SO SO SO ready for the election and Prop 8 voting to be over, and hopefully they go the right way, so I can look forward to visiting my hideously Christian extended family over Christmas and rubbing it all in their racist, homophobic, xenophobic faces!
Yay I get to go to one of MK's weddings!!! The gift bag alone is worth the vote. Dildo, bong and In-N-Out, what more can a girl ask for? Vote No on 8!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by JordanBratman on November 3, 2008 - 10:55am.
So where do you stand on this issue?
And thank you for not using ALL caps.
xo
This post spoiled my breakfast.--loric
So, JordanBratman... I'm supposed to vote... no? I think I will need some clarification...
Yay to gay marriage! I don't wanna see Ellen and Portia forcibly split up... they're cute! And those old memaws? A love story until the end!
But not in Cali, so don't care too terribly much.
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Submitted by Mopa on November 3, 2008 - 9:18am.
Whose leg, or whatever else, is that guy in the green pulling? Maybe he just never wants to marry so this is one way of making that happen. That guy makes Zac Efron look like Sly Stallone.
I thought that was Zac Efron.
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Submitted by missy on November 3, 2008 - 10:34am.
oh and I like SBC. hes come up with an original and funny way to comment on society.
Yes!
Borat made me hurt myself laughing. Luvs it.
This post spoiled my breakfast.--loric
I am so sick of the news ruining SBC's new movie - how the fuck is it going to be funny if they spoil all the traps and set-ups?
Im not in Cali but if I was I would totally vote no on prop 8 and not just to receive that fab gift bag MK!! =)
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oh and I like SBC. hes come up with an original and funny way to comment on society.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on November 3, 2008 - 10:19am.
RIGHT ON BROTHER MAN
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Submitted by Sensimina on November 3, 2008 - 9:54am.
I'll hate him forever for stealing the role of Freddie Mercury from Johnny Depp. He's point blank blashpeming with that one.
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What? Is this for real? This one note, one trick pony is to play the greatest rock star ever? Someone chose him over Mr Depp? This has got to be a joke! Johnny would be a wonderful Freddie and this dick will turn it into a gurning, disrespectful circus.
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Proposition 8 is nothing short of terrifying.
This restrictive heterosexist environment that we are all being subjected to suffocating us. I hope that nobody would be so short-sighted to think that a refusal to recognise same-sex marriage only affects 'the gays.'
It is the exact same desire to control and shape society through the sex divide that continues to oppress women. This is just another manifestation of the same desire. Sociological constructs such as gender - which is often mistaken as being synonymous to biological sex by uneducated morons - are taken to be absolutes that must not be questioned.
Marriage is not an example of cultural tokenism. It is an economic and political institution. As we have seen over the past two centuries, the stay at home woman has proven herself to be an invaluable asset to capitalism. Here we have a large population that can maintain the male workforce - and they don't even have to be paid! The man can be dragged through the mills backwards by the employer, and there will always be a woman there at home to feed him and make sure that he's ready for work the next day. I firmly believe that the rates of spousal abuse against women have been taboo for so long because they threatened to make explicit this ridiculous status quo.
Please do not misunderstand my comments here. I am well aware that many women choose to stay and work at home. I'm sure that this arrangement can prove to be incredibly fulfilling for women. The choice here is the critical variable.
Think about how much this sex-divide has been exploited. How it has been used as a justification to trample over people based on their sex.
Same-sex marriage threatens these prejudices. If we look back a couple of decades, then we see that a lot of left-wing movements were excited by the prospect of a gay-rights movement because they thought it had the potential to knock down these economic and political institutions. It's ridiculous to think that sex and gender could be institutionalised - and yet it has.
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My neighbors have a "Yes on 8" banner in their front yard and it fucking makes me so angry every time I see it. They call themselves "good" Christians but yet they see no problem with denying an entire group of people their fundamental rights. I can't wait to vote tomorrow.
And as for the little man in the green, he needs to come out of the closet already. He's flaming harder than a CA wildfire.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
I voted absentee for the CA election and I voted HELL TO THE NOOOOOOOOOOO on proposition 8!!! People need to mind their own damn business and worry about their own marriage before they go tell others who they can and cannot marry. I'm so sick of the fucking right-wing trying to dictate wtf people can do...mind your own damn business and let GOD judge you mother fuckers.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
I thought Sascha Baron Cohen was a champion ice skater.
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If I was in Cali I would definitely vote NO for prop 8 just to get that gift bag!
Is SBC a straight up famewhore? There's always a fucking pap circus around his antics during filming, or at least they make sure tons of publicity photos get out.
I'll hate him forever for stealing the role of Freddie Mercury from Johnny Depp. He's point blank blashpeming with that one.
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three, four lock your chillun's doors
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MK,so basically, I'll be getting back in my gift bag, what I gave you as a wedding gift. Love ya, Hwat Bitch!
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The first thing I saw in this pic was the gay elf!! Poor, poor little closeted homo... Sad.
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Prop 8 is confusing, because to vote No means you oppose a ban on gay marriage (in other words, vote No if you support gay marriage). A lot of pols on the stump have been getting it mixed up when asked for their position.
For non-Californians, in 2000, the voters approved (by 61%/39%) a statutory initiative to ban gay marriage. The CA Supreme Court, by a 4-3 vote, found it unconstitutional. Prop 8 seeks to overturn what the Supremes did, by amending the CA constitution. Oddly, there already is, since 1996, a federal Defense of [traditional] Marriage Act.
Well shit then I voted NO. Can i be a bridesmaid or at least an usher?
What a bunch of haterssssssssssssss! Lol
Where is Bruno's spiky hairdo?
I love you,MK!
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Dude, if I lived in CA, I would vote "no" just to get one of those gift bags!
Whose leg, or whatever else, is that guy in the green pulling? Maybe he just never wants to marry so this is one way of making that happen. That guy makes Zac Efron look like Sly Stallone.
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