Joaquin Phoenix Says "Bye! Good" To Hollywood
Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin... Have you been smoking out with Ashley Todd?
So... As some of you may know, Joaquin Phoenix is saying "BYE! GOOD" to his thespian days and focusing all his precious time on music (aka toking, boozing and strumming a guitar every now and again).
Last night, Joaquin rolled out of his refrigerator box house, picked a couple of rogue scabies off of his one good jacket, fished a half-smoked ciggie from the gutter and showed up to the premiere of his final movie "Two Lovers" with a "BYE! GOOD" message to Hollywood.
It's going to be interesting to see how this dyslexic little drunkard (like I should talk) will be writing songs for his new music career! The thing is, in two or three years when he's blown all of his cash on hookers and hooch, he'll probably come crawling back to Hollywood on his knees like a crackie sucking dick in a truck stop bathroom stall hoping bitches don't notice. He'll go around begging for the leading role in the direct to DVD feature, Walk The Line 2: The Passion Of The Cash.
That being said, I'd hit it, hairlip and all! Or should I say, "It! Hit I'd".
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Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 8:58pm.
This is such a shame. He's wrapped up in a drug and alcohol haze. That's not a bad thing in small doses, but Joaquin seems bent on self-destruction. Sad. Sad. Sad.
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But the worst part is...he seems to be rockin' a comb over
*GASP*
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
The cry for help he's giving will be an afterthought when he's found in his bed dead. He's not crying for attention. I can tell ya that. He's crying for help and the paps are laughing their way to the bank.
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 8:55pm.
Submitted by JordanBratman on November 2, 2008 - 8:53pm.
If this is Joaquin actual singing voice ( http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wqBdlMbMHwc )
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O that's a synch. Do we have anything....I wonder....My bad - it's synched but it's him.
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why does huge talent always equal emotional wreck?
Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 8:58pm.
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HELLO, RIVER?????????
anyone?
Dude should lay off the crack pipe and stop fighting the hot!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Someone needs to explain to him that you don't actually drink the bong water...........
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
OMG - he sang the whole thing. Wow. He does sound like Johnny. All this time I din't really realize he was that guy. He looks SO different!
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Submitted by paulapoo on November 2, 2008 - 8:56pm.
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I know.Look at their names..River,Leif,Joaquin,Sunflower,Moonshine (or some shit)and I am kidding!☺
total tree~huggers.And I like "peace" and all.
I agree- "To Die For" is a GREAT movie, and "Drugstore Cowboy"......
MyTwoCents, then you must love "Singles" too.....I fucking love that movie.
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Phoebe Price must be punching some poor bitch (her mom) over how this dude is throwing away the kind of career and fame that she'll probably never have.
Oh, and MK you're absolutely right, nothing says more "Joaquin Phoenix is joining the cast of Dancing with the Stars!..." than this delusional stunt.
This is such a shame. He's wrapped up in a drug and alcohol haze. That's not a bad thing in small doses, but Joaquin seems bent on self-destruction. Sad. Sad. Sad.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 2, 2008 - 8:50pm.
Please, the second coming of Mickey Rourke....Yeah, cue his Hollywood comeback story and/or overdose in a seedy motel room...We'll see how Mickey's story ends...Hollywood loves repeats...
This whore will be back whether we wants to or needs to unless he's dead first...Trust.
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Yep, like the seven (what is it?) stages of grief.
He's done the 1. Critical acclaim. 2. Fame. 3. Fortune. 5. Disillusionment 4. Burn-out. 5. Walkout
We just have to wait for 6. Interesting offer 7. Rinse, repeat.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
that's kinda sad - I liked him. funny how no one believed him when this last article came out:
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/you-don--039-t-mean-that---dli...
Dude was raised in a freakass pedophilic hippie religious cult. Can't be good for a child's budding psyche.
I like Matt Dillion too. But it wasn't until the movie, "Mr. Wonderful" that had me and while we're at it, I think Aidan Quinn is kind of cute.
Submitted by JordanBratman on November 2, 2008 - 8:53pm.
If this is Joaquin actual singing voice ( http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wqBdlMbMHwc )
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O that's a synch. Do we have anything....I wonder....
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Somebody call Val Kilmers GUT its about to get some company.
Hey Triscuit! Smooches back♥
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Submitted by welshbitch on November 2, 2008 - 8:35pm.
hmmmmmmm, i am thinking Mickey Rourke, 2020.
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Oops beat my ass to it, but sooooooo c'est vrai, non? Let's just hope he doesn't fuck up his face with bad plastic surgery that he denies having....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
If this is Joaquin actual singing voice ( http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wqBdlMbMHwc )
Then I have two words for Joaquin - CALL ME!
I can call in a few favours - I can see a hit record being made.
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 8:50pm.
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Well my son is really smart and a little prick,does that count?
LoL
Oh and I LOVE "To die for" I watch it everytime it is on,just like "What's eating Gilbert Grape?"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 2, 2008 - 8:48pm.
That movie was HOT! I seriously would watch anything with Matt Dillon :)
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Cokehead. He should hook up with Lindsay Lohan.
Whoa, wtf happened to him??
He looks like shit!
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Please, the second coming of Mickey Rourke....Yeah, cue his Hollywood comeback story and/or overdose in a seedy motel room...We'll see how Mickey's story ends...Hollywood loves repeats...
This whore will be back whether we wants to or needs to unless he's dead first...Trust.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by jupiter_flew on November 2, 2008 - 8:44pm.
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Nothing against you,but WTF????????????????
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LOL! I felt sharp pains too. No scar.
Go figure.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 2, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Creepella, if the movie you are watching is "To Die For", then Joaquin is IN it, so it's not off topic!
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It is, thank you!
A couple of years ago he told a reporter that a frog was eating his brain. We should have listened because the frog has obviously finished eating the rest of it.
Joe: the cute chick in the avie is Summer Glau. Part of my post-Aubrey rehab.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Manimal5 on November 2, 2008 - 8:45pm.
What's his first hit going to be, "Breathalizer"?
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LOL!
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Creepella, if the movie you are watching is "To Die For", then Joaquin is IN it, so it's not off topic!
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
-Kenny Loggins "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Well, I'm announcing that I will pose for no more Playboy centerfolds.
Submitted by jupiter_flew on November 2, 2008 - 8:44pm.
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Nothing against you,but WTF????????????????
I felt sharp pains during pregnancy,too.Tree hugger.LoL
P.S.-I am totally kidding,don't go off on a hippie tangent!
What's his first hit going to be, "Breathalizer"?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
@Mr Prez: Who's that nervous-looking waif in your avie?
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
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Damn. Does everyone get a Britney Breakdown because I could really use one about now.
"Contrary to popular belief, the scar on his lip is not the result of a repaired cleft lip or palate. It is simply a birth mark. Phoenix has stated in interviews that, while pregnant with him, his mother felt a sharp pain one day, and he was born with a mark on his lip."
SOURCE: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001618/bio
He's looking a bit furry these days
Off topic: I am watching a movie with Nicole Kidman in it. It's 10 years old and I can't believe how much she's changed. She used to be so pretty! What the hell happened?
Geez I want to laugh at Joaquin but I can't. He used to be hwat for Gawd's sake. *Screaming to the heavens: WHY? WHY?*
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 2, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Mr Pres, don't you mean BOTTOM ROCK?
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HAHA. I stand corrected. Anyway, he looks more like a top to me. Don't feed the bears.
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Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Benji Madden will take his place!
LMAO!
Or should I say, "It! Hit I'd".
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LOL!
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Wow who blew the fug into him? I saw a partial interview with him where he told the interviewer he was retiring. The interviewer must have chuckled because Joaquin slurred "Are you laughing at me?" and Affleck's little brother (and I mean that literally) had a pissed off look on his face like he was gonna do some damage.
He wants a music career? Can he even sing? Oops. My mistake, I forgot that being able to sing isn't important anymore.
Benji Madden will take his place!
Harelip
A harelip is an old term for what is now called a cleft lip. Harelip refers to a split in the lip at birth that looks rather like the split in a hare's lip — hence the term.
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-harelip.htm
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Mr Pres, don't you mean BOTTOM ROCK?
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
-Kenny Loggins "Whenever I Call You Friend"
oh Jeez.......I thought he wasn't going to take the same path as River?
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
-Kenny Loggins "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Man, he looks beat. He would have written "ROCK BOTTOM" on his knuckles but he didn't have enough space.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Anyone else think he is channeling John Belushi here?
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