Joaquin Phoenix Says "Bye! Good" To Hollywood
Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin... Have you been smoking out with Ashley Todd?
So... As some of you may know, Joaquin Phoenix is saying "BYE! GOOD" to his thespian days and focusing all his precious time on music (aka toking, boozing and strumming a guitar every now and again).
Last night, Joaquin rolled out of his refrigerator box house, picked a couple of rogue scabies off of his one good jacket, fished a half-smoked ciggie from the gutter and showed up to the premiere of his final movie "Two Lovers" with a "BYE! GOOD" message to Hollywood.
It's going to be interesting to see how this dyslexic little drunkard (like I should talk) will be writing songs for his new music career! The thing is, in two or three years when he's blown all of his cash on hookers and hooch, he'll probably come crawling back to Hollywood on his knees like a crackie sucking dick in a truck stop bathroom stall hoping bitches don't notice. He'll go around begging for the leading role in the direct to DVD feature, Walk The Line 2: The Passion Of The Cash.
That being said, I'd hit it, hairlip and all! Or should I say, "It! Hit I'd".
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Thanks, Mrs K. His first wife is my best friend. It's as if we were in war together, even if the wars were years apart!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
He's looking very Jim Belushi-ish. Why does he have to make this such a presentation? If you want to fade away, just fucking do it. Don't have a going away party every fucking night for three weeks. Jesus.
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Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 9:22pm.
And that is why I like to give people a lot of leeway here on the "D."
You really just don't know where someone is coming from sometimes.
Sorry about the ex :(
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
Mrs. K,
Doll, It's not you! I am the one who is lacking in the sense of humor dept. in this case. I guess he's reminding me of my first husband. He was a brilliant. talented guy who had a totally fucked up upbringing, and ended up killing himself with drugs and drink. (after we split).
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His daughter just had a little girl, and it makes me sad that he's not here to be a grandpa.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
He also just listed his Hollywood Hills shack for $4m. Depending what his equity in it is, he could live off that for a bit, away from L.A.
His music will have NOTHING on the guy that wrote the "5 dollar footlong" song. It sounds like it should of been on Led Zeppelin IV
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You chose your quote well for this forum, grasshopper.
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Gosh ...is sad to see him that way.... My heart is really broken. :( :( :(
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 9:13pm.
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** places my hands on your forehesd.."The power of Christ will cure you of your sick pleasures,you Heathen."** Then you fall on floor...all the money pours in,and VOILA!We are LOADED!
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Offended? My little Triscuit I think you're a genius. And kinda cute *pinches yo ass*
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Did you know you had a forehesd?
That is fucking talent,right there,Yo!
Oh, and it would be neglectful to fail to mention that Joaquin here displays the highly contagious ALL CAPS disease.
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
Submitted by kate773 on November 2, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Practical Magic, I was just watching it too, until the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror came on. And you're right. Its tragic what she's done to her face.
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Both movies are on T.V. - I just flipped on "Practical" - I wonder if she looks back with sadness? She really mangled her face, she at least managed to look beautiful while married to TommyGirl.
Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 9:14pm.
Yeah, it's too bad he can't get his shit together
(Maybe it was my delivery?
My timing was off?)
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 2, 2008 - 9:05pm.
Lyrics to Kanyne's "Gold Digger" with a little KFed popo action:
Now I ain't sayin' this no brefalizer
But we ain't yo boys from Pfeizer...
Git down druggie git down....
Git down druggie git down...
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LOL! HAHAHA!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
I went trolling Youtube for an E!True Hollywood story on his brother and am now watching it...
Damn! These kids were dealt a sh*tty hand. Now I understand why everyone is so concerned.
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Submitted by kate773 on November 2, 2008 - 9:16pm.
LOL I'm watching Practial Magic too, I keep go back between that, The Simpsons, and Reign of Fire.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 9:13pm.
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** places my hands on your forehesd.."The power of Christ will cure you of your sick pleasures,you Heathen."** Then you fall on floor...all the money pours in,and VOILA!We are LOADED!
I'm just being an asshole,please don't get offended.
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I knew it!! He's a harelip. MK misspelled, but confirmed, my suspicions. 'Bout time.
I asked you Dotty Hobags about that not long ago and all I got were crickets.
That said, he looks like the bastid love child of Jack Black and Matthew McConogay.
I liked looking at him in "Signs" although he kind of stumbled, half-conscious through it.
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
Oy Joaquin, get some help babe. He kinda looks like Sean Lennon.
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Off topic: I am watching a movie with Nicole Kidman in it. It's 10 years old and I can't believe how much she's changed. She used to be so pretty! What the hell happened?
Practical Magic, I was just watching it too, until the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror came on. And you're right. Its tragic what she's done to her face.
And Joaquin Phoenix was hot. I loved him in Signs. Poor guy, I really don't think he ever got over seeing his brother die in front of him.
BOO!
Mrs. K, 99% of the time, you're a funny fucker. I guess I see Joaquin's talent, and feel bad about this turn of events.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 9:01pm.
O that's a synch. Do we have anything....I wonder....My bad - it's synched but it's him.
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That's good. I can work with that. I can call up Britney's vocal engineers - Brian, Spike, B Luv, Mike. We can make magic happen.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 9:11pm.
GGuuurrrl, I loved that film! Gary Oldman is the shit! He rocked in True Romance too. You, me, PSL and one big tub o' the popcorn.
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 9:10pm.
How 'bout a HELL YEAH?
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HELL YEAH!
Now pass the Peanut Chews!
Triscuit, a movie I adore is "Running On Empty", with River, Martha Plimpton, Christine Lahti (LOVE her) and Judd Hirsch.....
Dot, that rashy butt people comment was too much! hahahaha
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Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 9:10pm
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*spirit hands*
AMEN! HELL YEAH!!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Deb on November 2, 2008 - 9:09pm.
aw, shoot,
another failed attempt at humor
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 9:03pm.
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Yeah.He WATCHED his brother die IN HIS ARMS!
His brother was River Phoenix,he was the bad ass kid in "Stand By Me".Great actor,as well.
drug addict,too
sad.
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holy crap! That explains it.. someone call his Mother!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on November 2, 2008 - 9:03pm.
Nice unibeard, eventually he'll look the same upside down.
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hahahhaha- I cackled out loud for that one!
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Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box
Religion is the smile on a dog
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-do ya?
-Edie Brickell and The New Bohemians
Submitted by Creepella on November 2, 2008 - 9:04pm.
GGuuurrrl, I loved that film! Gary Oldman is the shit! He rocked in True Romance too. You, me, PSL and one big tub o' the popcorn.
On topic: Drugs are bad.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on November 2, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
He looks like one of those types that never bothers to wipe their ass very well. Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
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Now that's some mental picture!
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Aren't you glad you can't smellmare that? I'm no priss but I do pride myself on smelling purdy. lol
Submitted by Creepella on November 2, 2008 - 9:04pm.
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"Sid and Nancy" fucking ROCKS!
We should be like those "trekkie"nerds and all meet up somewhere.So we can all watch movies,drink some booze,smoke weed(not me,but who am I to judge),and just LAUGH together! People NEED to connect more!
Can I get an AMEN?
How 'bout a HELL YEAH?
Oh, Mrs. K. It seems more to me that this is the way his hair "landed" when he got out of bed. It truly makes me sad to see Joaquin this way.
If he thinks he can stay this fucked up snd make good music. he's wrong. It's one thing to be recognized as a musican/ singer and then get dissipated, but he's doing the "fucked up rock star" before he's a rock star. Not good.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
He looks like one of those types that never bothers to wipe their ass very well. Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
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Bwahhhhaaaaaa!
Now that's some mental picture!
Submitted by Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 9:03pm.
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Yeah.He WATCHED his brother die IN HIS ARMS!
His brother was River Phoenix,he was the bad ass kid in "Stand By Me".Great actor,as well.
drug addict,too
sad.
This is so sad.
He looks like one of those types that never bothers to wipe their ass very well. Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
Submitted by Manimal5 on November 2, 2008 - 8:45pm.
What's his first hit going to be, "Breathalizer"?
Lyrics to Kanyne's "Gold Digger" with a little KFed popo action:
Now I ain't sayin' this no brefalizer
But we ain't yo boys from Pfeizer...
Git down druggie git down....
Git down druggie git down...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 2, 2008 - 8:59pm.
I agree- "To Die For" is a GREAT movie, and "Drugstore Cowboy"......
MyTwoCents, then you must love "Singles" too.....I fucking love that movie.
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You know it. PSL, I would share a supersize tub of buttered popcorn with you anyday.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 2, 2008 - 8:59pm.
MyTwoCents, then you must love "Singles" too.....I fucking love that movie.
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I LOVE "Singles"
Off Matt Dillion Topic: Anyone like "Sid & Nancy"? I always feel like I am the only one that does since every looks at me strangely when I say it was one of my faves.......
He's too young for a mid-life crisis.
Submitted by cici on November 2, 2008 - 9:01pm.
why does huge talent always equal emotional wreck?
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it does often seem that way, doesn't it...
Jack Lemmon wasn't an emotional wreck and
he was huge talent.
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Benji Madden will take his place!
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Wahaaahaaaahaa!! good one..
seriously though, wtf happened to him? Didn't his brother die of an overdose?
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Nice unibeard, eventually he'll look the same upside down.
I guess fame and fortune really sucks. Maybe he wants to follow his real passion, writing songs that nobody can relate to.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Joaquin and Reese did their own singing for "Walk The Line"...I thought was part of the recognition of their ability to play those parts.....
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Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box
Religion is the smile on a dog
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if you know what I mean, d-do ya?
-Edie Brickell and The New Bohemians
not that I know what a bong or bong water are......
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
Submitted by Creepella on November 2, 2008 - 8:56pm.
He had me at Rumblefish.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
G'luck to him!
Not quite familiar with his roles - for some reason, he wasn't in movies I am drawn to - but heard he's a troubled, but sweet guy.
Hopefully the new career path can help, though that might just be wishful thinking.
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