Joaquin Phoenix Says "Bye! Good" To Hollywood
Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin... Have you been smoking out with Ashley Todd?
So... As some of you may know, Joaquin Phoenix is saying "BYE! GOOD" to his thespian days and focusing all his precious time on music (aka toking, boozing and strumming a guitar every now and again).
Last night, Joaquin rolled out of his refrigerator box house, picked a couple of rogue scabies off of his one good jacket, fished a half-smoked ciggie from the gutter and showed up to the premiere of his final movie "Two Lovers" with a "BYE! GOOD" message to Hollywood.
It's going to be interesting to see how this dyslexic little drunkard (like I should talk) will be writing songs for his new music career! The thing is, in two or three years when he's blown all of his cash on hookers and hooch, he'll probably come crawling back to Hollywood on his knees like a crackie sucking dick in a truck stop bathroom stall hoping bitches don't notice. He'll go around begging for the leading role in the direct to DVD feature, Walk The Line 2: The Passion Of The Cash.
That being said, I'd hit it, hairlip and all! Or should I say, "It! Hit I'd".
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 2, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 2, 2008 - 9:46pm.
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I never said he should "get over" River's death. He never will. I know this from experience. Hell, he may not ever get over being in that fucked up cult those kids were raised in. I probably wouldn't. I'm not saying I don't have sympathy for the man. All I'm saying is, 1) he has the means to handle his business to the best of his capability ANY way he chooses. The average troubled 'ho don't... so I have a little more sympathy for the average ho...and 2) I have no doubt he is a talented actor, but he ain't the first and he won't be the last, so do I give a rat's ass if I never see him on the silver screen again? No. I don't.
Money doesn't buy you happiness, but it buys you options poor people will NEVER have. When these rich fucks CHOOSE not to utilize those options, I'm sorry, I have more sympathy for the homeless man on the street corner. I really do and always will.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
why would you want to know where juniata
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 2, 2008 - 9:59pm.
Smoooches ♥
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Wood Eye! Wood Eye!
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"Nice to meetcha' gosh darnit. I'm Jane Winebox, and this is my hubby, Joe Sixpack."
AssHole!
You wanna get me in trouble,Hector♥
Submitted by twitle d on November 2, 2008 - 9:59pm.
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See Below.
Plus go EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good game! I know your Pe~Paw ass didn't watch!
hey did u know who get a wrong number earlier ?
Five Dollar Footlong Extended Dance Mix?!?!?!?!?!
FFS!!!!!
This really IS the end of Western Civilization.
Thanks, doll.
I got stuff to do so I leave you with this
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=RdJqbvPrY2c
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
hey whatz up i know on here go phillies
Submitted by twitle d on November 2, 2008 - 9:53pm.
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Just talking to my Mamma on the phone,praising my BabyGirl cause she is cleaning her room like a champ!
I miss you sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo much,Papi!
♥SmOOOtcheS♥
It's the three letter acronym [yes, I said ACRONYM] sharpied on his penis that is the saddest good-bye note of all.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 2, 2008 - 9:53pm
Well put.
hey are you ok ?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 2, 2008 - 9:46pm
That's fine. I guess its a chicken-egg situation. I feel the drugs/alcohol are making him act like a douchebag. Its hateful behavior. But I blame it on what happened in his youth. Not sure he would have gone down this path in the first place had that not happened to him. And its because of that that I feel sympathy for the entire situation.
But that's just me.
Submitted by Creepella on November 2, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 9:30pm.
We need to stage an intervention..
I'll rent a room at the Best Western.
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LMAO - of course we need to wear our avie's as masks so we would know each other!
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There's no way in hell I'm walking out of my house looking like this!
Waha!
♥ I'm taking requests...♥
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 2, 2008 - 9:46pm.
I just object to his attention whoring in this manner.
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It's all part of the same problem.
I would never say he should "get over" Phoenix's death. You "get over" not making the cheerleading squad in the eighth grade, not the tragic and untimely death of a loved one.
However, life goes on and you've got to cope. It's too bad he never got the help he needed.
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
whatz up babe
@Mrs K
Put on yer dancin shoes:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=TM_znsNfhmU&feature=related
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Good bye. And don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.
Submitted by kate773 on November 2, 2008 - 9:36pm.
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Most of us understand the state he's in today, not only because of River, but because of the cult ALL of those kids grew up in, and it SUCKS. However, I'm sorry, he's acting like a douchebag. If he wants to leave Hollywood, leave quietly with some freakin' class and dignity. If he can't do that cuz he's whacked out on drugs, let's see, DO YA THINK HE CAN AFFORD HELP? Cuz there's many an addict who don't have it so good WHO CAN'T AFFORD HELP. I just object to his attention whoring in this manner. I find it distasteful. And, I'm sorry, I find it arrogant that he things the general public would give a shit if he left Hollywood, like we don't have greater concerns? Sue me, but fuck him.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 2, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Here's a video in which which a man goes slowly insane as he attempts to dislodge the 5-dollar foot long tune from his skull.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPNJKUD2zbI
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LOL!! Five dollar footlooong...DAMMIT! G*D DAMMNIT!!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Jingle HellThe diabolical geniuses behind Subway's "five-dollar foot-long" song.
http://www.slate.com/id/2189472/
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
15 months til 'comeback'
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by Salem13 on November 2, 2008 - 9:39pm.
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Forgive my ignorance,where is Juniata?
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 9:31pm.
I think it's cool if he gets into music. That's ok. But what's with all the DRAH-MA? Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
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Too right angel_i. I think his reputation might have caused offers to dry up, and it's less humiliating to reject than be rejected.
BTW *Smoooooches*
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Creepella on November 2, 2008 - 9:19pm.
Its weird thinking about how she was ever married to that freak.
Here's a video in which which a man goes slowly insane as he attempts to dislodge the 5-dollar foot long tune from his skull.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPNJKUD2zbI
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Hell yeah! I live in the Juniata. Did you go to the parade? It was crazy the trains were jam packed! What normaly is a 15 minute ride to the city, took like 3 days LOL!
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#1 Philadelphia Phillies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c&feature=related
I guess I'm showing my age here, but I remember distinctly when River died. I was a senior in college. I was always a big fan of his, I thought he was brilliant. Another good movie is "Little Nikita" along with the aforementioned "Running on Empty" and "Stand by Me". So when he died (on Halloween, no less, at Johnny Depps' club The Viper Room, 15 years ago Friday) I was pretty bummed. If you want some insight into what poor Joaquin (formerly known as Leaf) went through that night, try to find a recording of the 911 call he made. Its absolutely heartbreaking. Listen to that and you'll understand why he's in the state he's in today.
6 months later Kurt Cobain died. So all in all, that was a pretty shitty year for me as far as pop heroes go. Still love Kurt.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 2, 2008 - 9:33pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiL8tafYcxc
You can dance to this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8
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2008 World Series Champions
#1 Philadelphia Phillies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c&feature=related
Submitted by Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 9:30pm.
We need to stage an intervention..
I'll rent a room at the Best Western.
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I have it on good authority that the Best Western rooms are reserved for key parties. At least the Best Western out by the airport.
*looks around*
Just, y'know, FYI.
Bye! Good
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
What a tool.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Submitted by Salem13 on November 2, 2008 - 9:31pm.
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Fucking right on the kick~ass Phillies!
YaY!
How bout the Eagles game tonight?
You live in/near Philly?
I live in south Jersey.West Berlin to be exact.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 2, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Well, nice to see everyone again, even though I'm talking to myself, so it's nice to see me again. Later.
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Bathroom break...don't go LC!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
I'm not sure there's much of a market for a Johnny Cash cover band. "Because you're mine, I'd snort the line."
Submitted by Salem13 on November 2, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by Provolone on November 2, 2008 - 9:23pm.
GAH! I hope who ever came up with that "jingle" dies a slow and painful death.
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I know I've heard it but I can't remember what it sounds like.
Can you dance to it?
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 9:22pm.
@jiggywiddit: You DO luff me! YAY!
@ angel---I have always loved you, angel, for 2 weeks and 3 days now.
You are so profound sometimes that I had to put you in my siggie.
Joaquin is forcing me to double up tonight with his own brand of profundity. (And twisted Muppet vibe.)
But YOU were in that siggie first, winged one.
Bye! Good
Crazies are crazies. They're just looking for a target for their projections.--angel_i
Submitted by Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 9:30pm.
We need to stage an intervention..
I'll rent a room at the Best Western.
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LMAO - of course we need to wear our avie's as masks so we would know each other!
Submitted by Provolone on November 2, 2008 - 9:23pm.
His music will have NOTHING on the guy that wrote the "5 dollar footlong" song. It sounds like it should of been on Led Zeppelin IV
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LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS THE FUCK OFF!!!!
That is some shit,right there!
Haahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahaaaa
*spits on computer*
Submitted by Provolone on November 2, 2008 - 9:23pm.
GAH! I hope who ever came up with that "jingle" dies a slow and painful death.
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2008 World Series Champions
#1 Philadelphia Phillies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c&feature=related
I think it's cool if he gets into music. That's ok. But what's with all the DRAH-MA? Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Did they say he was too ugly now?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
With a haircut, shave, and a good butt cleaning, he'd be do-able again!
Eh, he'll be back. Unless he OD's or drinks himself to death.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
We need to stage an intervention..
I'll rent a room at the Best Western.
♥ I'm taking requests...♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 2, 2008 - 9:28pm.
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BabyGirl!!♥
♥SmOOOtcheS♥
Miss your seXXXy azz!
How is you doooin'?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 2, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Well, nice to see everyone again, even though I'm talking to myself, so it's nice to see me again. Later.
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Hello Carrottop!
I'd still fuck you joaquin..
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 2, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Well, nice to see everyone again, even though I'm talking to myself,
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waddayamean, sugar tits?
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
Submitted by Provolone on November 2, 2008 - 9:23pm.
His music will have NOTHING on the guy that wrote the "5 dollar footlong" song. It sounds like it should of been on Led Zeppelin IV
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Ha! My kids sing that song all the time
Well, nice to see everyone again, even though I'm talking to myself, so it's nice to see me again. Later.