Joaquin Phoenix Says "Bye! Good" To Hollywood
Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin... Have you been smoking out with Ashley Todd?
So... As some of you may know, Joaquin Phoenix is saying "BYE! GOOD" to his thespian days and focusing all his precious time on music (aka toking, boozing and strumming a guitar every now and again).
Last night, Joaquin rolled out of his refrigerator box house, picked a couple of rogue scabies off of his one good jacket, fished a half-smoked ciggie from the gutter and showed up to the premiere of his final movie "Two Lovers" with a "BYE! GOOD" message to Hollywood.
It's going to be interesting to see how this dyslexic little drunkard (like I should talk) will be writing songs for his new music career! The thing is, in two or three years when he's blown all of his cash on hookers and hooch, he'll probably come crawling back to Hollywood on his knees like a crackie sucking dick in a truck stop bathroom stall hoping bitches don't notice. He'll go around begging for the leading role in the direct to DVD feature, Walk The Line 2: The Passion Of The Cash.
That being said, I'd hit it, hairlip and all! Or should I say, "It! Hit I'd".
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Don't know if this is common knowledge, but he and Liv Tyler were hot and heavy for a long time. I wonder what would have happened if they'd stayed together...
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NO NOT FUCK OFF Harvey....It was supposed to be "Fuck OFFFFF"...from Harvey!
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 10:32pm.
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Trust me,Dot.I WANT TO BE STALKED by this hot ass chulo.☺
when we get married we're going to puerto rico and we'll be making love on the beach where it would just be me and u under the moon and stars over a nice warm fire , mi amor mi chola !!!!!
Joaquin is emitting serious Vincent Gallo vibes
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Whoa, good call. He looks just like him...
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 10:26pm.
Creepella, love your Maleficent. Fam and I recently rented Sleeping Beauty from Netflix...it looks and sounds amazing!
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Thank you *curtsies*
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Bye! Good
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 10:28pm.
You hit "ALT" and then the 3 on the RIGHT HAND SIDE keys.
OKAY?
Oh yeah....you got a nice big DIAMOND for me?
Or just your nice,big DICK???
LOL
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Triscuit, do you have a stalker here too now?
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 10:28pm.
OMFG that is MAGIC.
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You chis laffin at mi spelink?
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 2, 2008 - 10:30pm.
Kewl
*throws out the smooches*
I'm sure someone has already mentioned this, but the sweetness known as Joaquin is emitting serious Vincent Gallo vibes. And as we all know, VG is the ULTIMATE douchebag asshat.
I love those avvies!!! So I said earlier but who knows where that was...
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 10:26pm.
AND Tittays made a freakin beuty!!!!
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OMFG that is MAGIC.
===> PEDIGREE: chola socky adnan, with a turquoise PP headband, Vanilla ice arms.
Submitted by kate773 on November 2, 2008 - 10:24pm.
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No offense taken! I understand...I try to splain, but whateves...I'm all for compassion and empathy...I swear, I even think this whore deserves some, but not as much as someone with no or fewer resources to get the help they need. That's just my opinion...It's not worth a piss in a pot, but there it is...So
Gimme some DListed lovin'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
reminds me of an old Billy Joel song: Say goodbye to Hollywood. Lalalalala. Anyways, what a hot piece he is.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Ho - take this effing avie will you? Bitch is annoying the shit outta me. Me and 2c - we made a love chile for you.
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AND Tittays made a freakin beauty!!!!
Edited: spellimp. You bewdy.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Creepella on November 2, 2008 - 10:17pm.
I'm going to start saying Bye Good. Has a catchy ring to it.
I swear he's having a breakdown.
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The English Language is sooooooooo behind the times. "Aloha" more than enough if he didn't mind using a thumb.
Creepella, love your Maleficent. Fam and I recently rented Sleeping Beauty from Netflix...it looks and sounds amazing!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 2, 2008 - 10:20pm.
*peek*
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Poo.
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GASP! You said poo! *furiously seeking litter box*.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What did he write on his toes? You Fuck?
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i know yuo would marry me at the drop of a dime !
Submitted by TITS on November 2, 2008 - 10:20pm.
I go out for a few hours, come back and find there's a new post with ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FOUR comments?
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ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIFTH, BITCHES!!!!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
To all I may have offended, I apologize. I guess I just can't imagine going through something like that, and I personally don't feel comfortable judging how someone handles it. I would be a basketcase and I can't see how I'd ever "come to grips with it", no matter how much money I had. Money may buy options not afforded to many, but it doesn't buy peace of mind. Sometimes all the therapy in the world will still leave you a basketcase. That's why I personally have a hard time judging him. We don't know how many hours of therapy, or how many therapists he's seen to try and get a handle on this.
But I totally get why someone would feel different. So I hope my opinion isn't offensive, its just how I personally feel.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 2, 2008 - 10:20pm.
*peek*
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Poo.
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Ho - take this effing avie will you? Bitch is annoying the shit outta me. Me and 2c - we made a love chile for you.
how do u do those little heart shapes
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 2, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 2, 2008 - 10:04pm.
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We cool homes...
And I would never harm a hair on a fellow DLister...(the 'missing ones' don't count...What? I didn't say I harmed them, only they were missing...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
hey i want to ask u a ?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 2, 2008 - 10:17pm.
Oh, my little pussy cat...
I was thinking and writing too fast and it all came out wrong.
Just cus you eat people doesn't mean you don't have a big heart
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"Just when I think you are the shallowest man alive you manage to drain a little more out of the pool."
*peek*
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Poo.
I go out for a few hours, come back and find there's a new post with ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FOUR comments?
Heavens to Murgatroyd!
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don't make salk ur ass !!!!! just kidding ti amo mucho mi chola
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Submitted by twitle d on November 2, 2008 - 10:12pm.
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oo aa aaah ESCANDALO!
Oh, and Mrs Kravitz...
I didn't mean to sound confrontational. I just trying to express my opinion...I do feel sympathy and compassion for any suffering being, but there are degrees... because society makes it that way (the haves and the have nots) That's all I'm sayin', love.
I hope this whore gets help and whatevs, but I don't care anymore about him than I do about a homeless woman and why should I?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Almost as embarrassingly bad as the backwards "B" a while back. Bye! Good just doesn't have the same impact as "Good Bye"...kinda like "U F!"...giggle worthy. yaknow?
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I'm going to start saying Bye Good. Has a catchy ring to it.
I swear he's having a breakdown.
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Bye! Good
common nigga plez is that all i'm gonna get
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 2, 2008 - 10:04pm.
I never said he should "get over" River's death.
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I know!
If that is the way it came across I apologize because I never meant to imply that AT ALL.
I was responding to what kate said "Listen to that and you'll understand why he's in the state he's in today."
Sorry...miscommunication...damn :(
PLEASE FORGIVE ME
I DON'T WANT TO GET EATEN!!!!!
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"Just when I think you are the shallowest man alive you manage to drain a little more out of the pool."
but u still dided answer my ? why do u want to know where this salem13 is at
Almost as embarrassingly bad as the backwards "B" a while back. Bye! Good just doesn't have the same impact as "Good Bye"...kinda like "U F!"...giggle worthy. yaknow?
i seen ur post yes and i miss uuuuuuuuu toooooooo ! when i called i was outside ur house hopefull to see u
I know he's had a messed up childhood and saw his brother die, but there has to be a point when you have to come to grips with it.
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Bye! Good
Submitted by twitle d on November 2, 2008 - 10:09pm.
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DICK!
read the past posts.
scroll DOWN,Homie.
Puta
why do you want to know where is juniata !!!!!!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 2, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Well, nice to see everyone again, even though I'm talking to myself, so it's nice to see me again. Later.
==> So here we all sit with bated fingers.
DIAZ--Did you see the post where i said I misseded you SoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo much?
Huh?pop~pop?
Well said. I totally agree! why is he being a douche bag now? just stay behind the curtain. you are an actor. does he not realize that TONS of people have fucked up lives not just him! asshole drama queen!!!!!! he is being totally disrespectful to those who can't get help and to those who can't reach their dream. hello Leaf! why the stupid tacky drama now. i always thought of him as a pretty respectable actor and now he is acting like this! like a ghetto tacky piece of shit. hopefully his "music" career will take him to a happy-sober place.
peace.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 2, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Most of us understand the state he's in today, not only because of River, but because of the cult ALL of those kids grew up in, and it SUCKS. However, I'm sorry, he's acting like a douchebag. If he wants to leave Hollywood, leave quietly with some freakin' class and dignity. If he can't do that cuz he's whacked out on drugs, let's see, DO YA THINK HE CAN AFFORD HELP? Cuz there's many an addict who don't have it so good WHO CAN'T AFFORD HELP. I just object to his attention whoring in this manner. I find it distasteful. And, I'm sorry, I find it arrogant that he things the general public would give a shit if he left Hollywood, like we don't have greater concerns? Sue me, but fuck him.
HEY Twiddle DIAZ....Read my past posts before you start trippin' on me!
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who are you wrapping too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by kate773 on November 2, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Its weird thinking about how she was ever married to that freak.
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Urban is no better. Blah. If I was a Hollywood Ho, I'd bees Mrs. Johnny Depp!
i watched the 4th quarter
Submitted by Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 9:53pm.
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K...so if I wear my avvie(T.I.) can I fuck myself?
Hahahahahaha
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 9:41pm.
LOL I'm sorry I should've elaborated its in Philly 10 mintues outside Center City.
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