Joaquin Phoenix Says "Bye! Good" To Hollywood
Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin... Have you been smoking out with Ashley Todd?
So... As some of you may know, Joaquin Phoenix is saying "BYE! GOOD" to his thespian days and focusing all his precious time on music (aka toking, boozing and strumming a guitar every now and again).
Last night, Joaquin rolled out of his refrigerator box house, picked a couple of rogue scabies off of his one good jacket, fished a half-smoked ciggie from the gutter and showed up to the premiere of his final movie "Two Lovers" with a "BYE! GOOD" message to Hollywood.
It's going to be interesting to see how this dyslexic little drunkard (like I should talk) will be writing songs for his new music career! The thing is, in two or three years when he's blown all of his cash on hookers and hooch, he'll probably come crawling back to Hollywood on his knees like a crackie sucking dick in a truck stop bathroom stall hoping bitches don't notice. He'll go around begging for the leading role in the direct to DVD feature, Walk The Line 2: The Passion Of The Cash.
That being said, I'd hit it, hairlip and all! Or should I say, "It! Hit I'd".
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r u in the clear i got the messg
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Ok ok - can't blame a girl for tryin' - as you were!
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Bye! Good
Whores DListed,
Nite Good,
Laid Get...
Dreams Sweet....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by twitle d on November 2, 2008 - 10:47pm.
call me later on tonite i don't care what time it is . just to hear ur voice baby
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How's 4 am? I love making 4am calls. We can all call you if you like:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on November 2, 2008 - 10:50pm
lol
Glad I could help.
Submitted by twitle d on November 2, 2008 - 10:47pm.
call me later on tonite i don't care what time it is . just to hear ur voice baby
*cue violins and soft focus closeup*
enters stage left: Triscuit.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Creepella on November 2, 2008 - 10:50pm.
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Get up off my Chulo!
Kidding,but he is REALLLLLY hot.
HUUUUGE dick,too!
YaY ME!
Submitted by twitle d on November 2, 2008 - 10:49pm.
i tried that 'ALT ' and the #3 side keys but its not working for me baby i want send u some hearts !!!
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twidle, try moving your mouse cursor over this heart symbol -> ♥ <-...then copy-paste to your heart's content (ba-dump bump).
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 10:42pm.
LOL! Aaron/Tory Spelling! Nice touch with the pipe :)
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He just always got it, that guy. I don't think he liked getting his picture took much.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
He was the hotness:
http://www.aconnecticutgirl.blogspot.com/2008/06/eye-candy-joachin-phoen...
I just had to reiterate incase it got lost in the Triscuit truffle.
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Bye! Good
Submitted by Creepella on November 2, 2008 - 10:46pm.
You're probably right...
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Ho - take this effing avie will you? Bitch is annoying the shit outta me. Me and 2c - we made a love chile for you.
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I would, but PP gives me the direar something fierce. Can you please make me an Orlando Bloom one wearing a sexy Jack Sparrow goatee with beads in it?
Submitted by kate773 on November 2, 2008 - 10:49pm.
I just came.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
Submitted by twitle d on November 2, 2008 - 10:47pm.
call me later on tonite i don't care what time it is . just to hear ur voice baby
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U talkin' to me?
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Bye! Good
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 10:47pm.
Hey...to al my Dlisted skanks...I am trying to be trifflin with twiddle D.So best was I know how is to be on D.Can you guys bear w/the shit for a minute?
==> Carry on. Por favor senorita.
*ahem* Two/Three years ago I would've sexed this man up 198798734884 different ways.
(Remember "Quills"? HOOHAH!)
Now? Not so much. In fact, not at all. Bleh!
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
Totally off topic, I just need to share: I have eaten something in the past 24 hours that has made me the gassiest person on the planet right now. If anyone lit a match within 10 feet of me, my entire apartment building would cease to exist.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 10:47pm.
This is better than the Bold and the Bewdyfull.
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Agreed. I'm down to canola oil though which chafes me a bit. *pout*
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 10:47pm.
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fuck you!♥ read my post!
I am a trapped woman.I love you,please look me out!
i tried that 'ALT ' and the #3 side keys but its not working for me baby i want send u some hearts !!!
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 10:42pm.
LOL! Aaron/Tory Spelling! Nice touch with the pipe :)
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Hey...to al my Dlisted skanks...I am trying to be trifflin with twiddle D.So best was I know how is to be on D.Can you guys bear w/the shit for a minute?
I canNOT email him.I am ALWAYS on D,so nobody suspects anything.PLEASE look me out,Y'all?
I love you cunts so much,give me some love....and maybe you all can get off if we have cyber sex!
I♥you,HO's!
Submitted by twitle d on November 2, 2008 - 10:44pm.
baby r u still here ?
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This is better than the Bold and the Bewdyfull.
call me later on tonite i don't care what time it is . just to hear ur voice baby
Submitted by kate773 on November 2, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Don't know if this is common knowledge, but he and Liv Tyler were hot and heavy for a long time. I wonder what would have happened if they'd stayed together...
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Yes! They were in "Inventing The Abbotts" good movie. I guess it would have ended in divorce court.
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Bye! Good
baby r u still here ?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 2, 2008 - 10:35pm.
HAHAHA!!!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Papi,I am here.
I had to erase some shit,ya know?
*kissssssses*
Submitted by TITS on November 2, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Can everyone please STOP COMMENTING until I've caught up?
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Hey, Pally... one word fer ya: "FOREPLAY"
Bye! Good
Hmm. Shit. That might be a hidden right wing agenda. I better stock up on ammo and canned carabou. ;p
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 10:36pm.
@angel_i
I laughed so hard at 'Vanilla ice arms Avifest 2008' that there is still spit all over my puter screen :)
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Me too. It totally messed with my head;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Bubba,Harvey is some dumb bitch"celebrity" kid.He is nobody I know.Where is my ring,Papi?
Mrs. Kravitz, I do! Uncle Miltie had a big wang!
Don't ask me how I know that, I just did...and no, I wasn't at the morgue with an extra large hotdog bun and some saur kraut when he was brought in...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 10:36pm.
@angel_i
I laughed so hard at 'Vanilla ice arms Avifest 2008' that there is still spit all over my puter screen :)
@Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 10:31pm.
What about Vanilla Toilet Times!!!!!!
==> Oh look, I just caught a quick glimpse of that one before my visitors arrived. Seriously, my epiglottis went immediately into repetitive gag mode. Worse still, I had to go clean the toilet before they arrived as well! Impeccable timing **hoik**
hey baby did u see my post ╒
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
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Can everyone please STOP COMMENTING until I've caught up?
Cause Fuck!!! I go to check on dinner and there's ANOTHER page of comments!!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on November 2, 2008 - 9:03pm.
why does huge talent always equal emotional wreck?
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it does often seem that way, doesn't it...
Jack Lemmon wasn't an emotional wreck and
he was huge talent.
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Then there was Milton Berle...
(does ANYONE get that?)
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i have both baby !!!!!!! and harvey who ever you r mind ur fucking bznz !!!!!!!!
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@angel_i
I laughed so hard at 'Vanilla ice arms Avifest 2008' that there is still spit all over my puter screen :)
@Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 10:31pm.
What about Vanilla Toilet Times!!!!!!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
omg! he does have to be a drama queen about it... just make a low budget sundance movie and fade away like most actors after their prime... don't worry, we'll seen you in a couple years on celebrity rehab... ahaha
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 10:32pm.
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Trust me,Dot.I WANT TO BE STALKED by this hot ass chulo.☺
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HOmina, homina, homina! *lurks with bottle of lube*
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On Topic: I see Katie Cruise missed another waxing appointment.
Submitted by bookshan on November 2, 2008 - 10:31pm.
I'm sure someone has already mentioned this, but the sweetness known as Joaquin is emitting serious Vincent Gallo vibes. And as we all know, VG is the ULTIMATE douchebag asshat.
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Holy fuckin' Shit! You are right, my friend...It's like Mickey Rourke and Vicent Gallo had a baby! Ack! Somebody get this whore some help!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He should really listen to Russell Crowe's music before he decides to try to compete against him for album sales. The record industry can't possibly support 2 such incredibly talented artists.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Damn. I hate to say this, but he kinda looks a lot like Heath did before he croaked. Like a brain-fogged bum. Like he doesn't care about his appearance or hygiene or anything.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."