Joaquin Phoenix Says "Bye! Good" To Hollywood
Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin... Have you been smoking out with Ashley Todd?
So... As some of you may know, Joaquin Phoenix is saying "BYE! GOOD" to his thespian days and focusing all his precious time on music (aka toking, boozing and strumming a guitar every now and again).
Last night, Joaquin rolled out of his refrigerator box house, picked a couple of rogue scabies off of his one good jacket, fished a half-smoked ciggie from the gutter and showed up to the premiere of his final movie "Two Lovers" with a "BYE! GOOD" message to Hollywood.
It's going to be interesting to see how this dyslexic little drunkard (like I should talk) will be writing songs for his new music career! The thing is, in two or three years when he's blown all of his cash on hookers and hooch, he'll probably come crawling back to Hollywood on his knees like a crackie sucking dick in a truck stop bathroom stall hoping bitches don't notice. He'll go around begging for the leading role in the direct to DVD feature, Walk The Line 2: The Passion Of The Cash.
That being said, I'd hit it, hairlip and all! Or should I say, "It! Hit I'd".
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 2, 2008 - 11:14pm.
Close. Fry vat grease and sugar ketchup. If it weren't so delish I'd so not go in there and come out smelling like this.
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REAL tomata ketsup? You spared no expense! *psst...over here...nevermind these other dlister vagabonds...I got some funny money...I print it when I sees fit but you have to be wealthy to need some. Want some? You're Canadian right, you hoser?*
Well booms, you just sucked all the fun out of THAT idea. :D
and walmart really did take out policies on their regular employees - payable to walmart.
they only stopped when it hit the news.
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Evenin' Puddin' Pops!
James Haven has been counseling Joaquin for a number of months. It seems he has had it with the cut throatery of Hollywood!
He told James Haven: "James Haven, I am tired of having to compete with the likes of Tom Cruise for meaty roles!"
James Haven told him he understands, for he too has had to go up against Sir Tommy and lost.
How many more movies will they make about Johnny Cash?
Little known fact: James Haven had the part of June Carter Cash in the bag, but in walks little Miss Stick Up the Butt and James Haven loses the part and becomes the guy who serves the cold cuts at lunch!
Anyho working at Hooter's, Joaquin promised James Haven that he will one day return to the big screen so we could star in a production together. Maybe "Gladiator II: The Early Years" Who knows?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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And voila! It is accomplished!
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 11:14pm.
OH YOU BITCH! I had that icon done and in my file ready to go!!
not with mk's face though...
i put the holes over her nips.
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Submitted by TITS on November 2, 2008 - 11:12pm.
dot - just write a f and a u - no need to fret about speeling n' sith
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Edit is my worst frenemy, TITS.
Seriously. EVIL.
Poor Joaquin. He was so cute once upon a [ut oh disney] dreammmmmmmmmmmm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Dis better?
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No, no! You're Aaron is SO good! Althought - that's good too:)
@Sheeps - I did! I've been waiting for this day - all my clocks were different times and I decided I wasn't gonna fix it til today;p
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 11:06pm.
I work in insurance, and I can tell you that is illegal to take out insurance on someone you don't have an investable interest in: i.e. you couldn't take out insurance on the president because his death wouldn't be a personal loss to you. However, companies CAN take insurance out on their employees because technically if you were to die they could claim to lose money from having to train someone else to take you place. However, that is a rare occassion and normally the insurance is owned and payed for by the company but they allow the employee to name a beneficiary, so they wouldn't be receiving any money in the end.
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It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by TITS on November 2, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Peek a BOO
I need to be stopped.
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Nooooo. It just keeps getting FUNNIER!!!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 11:11pm.
Hand wafts your scent into my nostrils...
Mmmmmmmm. Bacon and extra cheese?
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Close. Fry vat grease and sugar ketchup. If it weren't so delish I'd so not go in there and come out smelling like this.
yo triscuit u still on !!!!
Submitted by TITS on November 2, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Peek a BOO
I need to be stopped.
===> If you are lucky, Fireworks will crash. Like me.
dot - just write a f and a u - no need to fret about speeling n' sith
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on November 2, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Ugh I smell like Wendy's.
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Hand wafts your scent into my nostrils...
Mmmmmmmm. Bacon and extra cheese?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Are you serious about the walmart thing? Thats fucked up. And isn't that a conflict of interest thing, cause your employer is supposed to protect your safety/wellbeing not profit from it. Pfftt.
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I never joke about walmart - i hate those fuckers with a hate i normally reserve for cults.
they really do that. and not just with executives either.
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Submitted by twitle d on November 2, 2008 - 11:03pm.
yo baby u got to keep that HUGE DICK comment to ourselves , u give my secrets away like that . LOL
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Paging Triscuit! Your five dolla foot long is back! Whoot!
*hides under covers with a flashlight and a copy of 'our bodies ourselves' and cries over the pages she can't un-stick*
mi chola r u still on
Ugh I smell like Wendy's.
Peek a BOO
I need to be stopped.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on November 2, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Wow, good point, I'm sitting right next to the oven.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 11:05pm.
Gas pains are NOT FUN.
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I have to disagree. When you get gas pain, followed by the intestinal rumble/pop, followed then by one hell of a ripper, it's TOTALLY worth it.
Submitted by TITS on November 2, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Is it legal to take out life insurance policies on people you don't know? 'cause I'm seeing a money making opportunity here...
I know walmart does it to their employees - why can't we?
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Are you serious about the walmart thing? Thats fucked up. And isn't that a conflict of interest thing, cause your employer is supposed to protect your safety/wellbeing not profit from it. Pfftt.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
hey lixa i like that photo ,how long does it take u to shave that kitty !
Submitted by Creepella on November 2, 2008 - 11:03pm.
HA
His leaving was an act of protest.
Submitted by Triscuit on November 2, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Submitted by Lixa on November 2, 2008 - 10:56pm.
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Are you talking shit?
Cause we can throw down.
Ignore my ass,Hookah.
Get fucked.
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Gotta love someone who logs-in and posts just to announce how fed up they are with certain people here. Irony much?
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Submitted by kate773 on November 2, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 10:55pm.
thanks, biatch... ; )
Again, sorry for any offense I may have caused. I'm just blown away (no pun intended) by this turn of events and I don't have anyone here to appreciate this incredible feat of gastrointerology. Except Murray the cat, and he went into the other room. So I'm thinking he doesn't care.
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Girl, gas is no laughing matter when you have to pay to fart in the ER. Gas pains are NOT FUN.
I'm totally gonna sharpie "Fuck YOU!" on my eyelids tomorrow, only I'll have hub do it so it's not all jacked up backwards. Yes, I'm forward thinking like that. *blinks*
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 10:55pm.
LCT - don't be so choosy. LOOSER!
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HOAR!
Submitted by kate773 on November 2, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Just make sure the pilot light is out on your stove, please.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on November 2, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Nope, he's been with some dumb ho since the sixties! GRR!
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Well that's it then. The barrel bottom is dun scraped dry as far as I'm concerned. Time to go deep. Time to go cougar.
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwmkaPygfM
yo baby u got to keep that HUGE DICK comment to urself , u give my secrets away like that . LOL
Submitted by kate773 on November 2, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Except Murray the cat, and he went into the other room. So I'm thinking he doesn't care.
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Maybe it is Murray that has been "blown away" :)
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Bye! Good
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 10:57pm.
Dis better?
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by angel_i on November 2, 2008 - 10:53pm.
How's 4 am? I love making 4am calls. We can all call you if you like:)
OK, baby. ♥♥♥ Did you set your clock back? ♥♥♥
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 10:55pm.
thanks, biatch... ; )
Again, sorry for any offense I may have caused. I'm just blown away (no pun intended) by this turn of events and I don't have anyone here to appreciate this incredible feat of gastrointerology. Except Murray the cat, and he went into the other room. So I'm thinking he doesn't care.
I need to find me a Dlisted man ho! Preferably one that doesn't look like Joaquin.
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Bye! Good
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Nope, he's been with some dumb ho since the sixties! GRR!
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
thanks but no thanks angel_i ,becauz i got my own angel_______a luv u mi chola !!!!
Submitted by Lixa on November 2, 2008 - 10:56pm.
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Are you talking shit?
Cause we can throw down.
Ignore my ass,Hookah.
Get fucked.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on November 2, 2008 - 10:55pm.
PSST SANDBITCH! I'm moving on from my Eric Bana obsession. What do you think about Alan Rickman?
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Hell Yes, I confer. Scary & sexay in a good way. Is he available per chance?
I thought Keanu would have cracked by now. He was starting to get all disheveled and pastey looking.
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Bye! Good
He also was in Space Camp. Maybe he'll quit his hugely successful music career to go to Uranus.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 10:56pm.
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AW MAN! NO FAIRSIES!!!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 2, 2008 - 10:53pm.
*Tiger treats Throws* ♥
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
I wish there was an "ignore" button on here to be able to block seeing certain users.
YOU guys are cracking me the FUCK up!!!!!!
I love y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LCT - don't be so choosy. LOOSER!
Is it legal to take out life insurance policies on people you don't know? 'cause I'm seeing a money making opportunity here...
I know walmart does it to their employees - why can't we?
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Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Totally off topic:
PSST SANDBITCH! I'm moving on from my Eric Bana obsession. What do you think about Alan Rickman?
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
Submitted by kate773 on November 2, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Totally off topic, I just need to share: I have eaten something in the past 24 hours that has made me the gassiest person on the planet right now. If anyone lit a match within 10 feet of me, my entire apartment building would cease to exist.
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You, fine woman...are a WMD! (Don't feel bad though...been there, done that after a can of peas when I was 7 months pregnant back in the day...husband came home, opened the door and almost got knocked down by the stench).
Lesson? Beware beans and legumes.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on November 2, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Bye! Good
Tight Sleep!
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Tigerlily - you see!:)
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