Joaquin Phoenix Says "Bye! Good" To Hollywood
Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin... Have you been smoking out with Ashley Todd?
So... As some of you may know, Joaquin Phoenix is saying "BYE! GOOD" to his thespian days and focusing all his precious time on music (aka toking, boozing and strumming a guitar every now and again).
Last night, Joaquin rolled out of his refrigerator box house, picked a couple of rogue scabies off of his one good jacket, fished a half-smoked ciggie from the gutter and showed up to the premiere of his final movie "Two Lovers" with a "BYE! GOOD" message to Hollywood.
It's going to be interesting to see how this dyslexic little drunkard (like I should talk) will be writing songs for his new music career! The thing is, in two or three years when he's blown all of his cash on hookers and hooch, he'll probably come crawling back to Hollywood on his knees like a crackie sucking dick in a truck stop bathroom stall hoping bitches don't notice. He'll go around begging for the leading role in the direct to DVD feature, Walk The Line 2: The Passion Of The Cash.
That being said, I'd hit it, hairlip and all! Or should I say, "It! Hit I'd".
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bye!good
lol...doofus (or is it fusdoo?)
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must devote time to sex sessions and not use sex as a stick to beat one another.
Were they Phoenix's last words?
If he knew his brother was going to act, his last words would have been along the lines of "please God, no"
Submitted by angel_i on November 3, 2008 - 12:49am.
@ TITS:
Toilet Times! Haha!
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sad innit? heeheehee
tune in next week for the nose picking festival.
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@ TITS:
Toilet Times! Haha!
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Oh, man, this is fucking hilARIous!! God, this gave me the best and most sincere laugh I've had in days - thank you SO MUCH, Joaquin, you self-obsessed Hollywood junkie, you! Fucking awesome! Awesome! Fucking.
DAMMIT!! jesus this shit is funny!! I'll have what he's taking -
Very nice avies, all of you guys. Is there a rehab facility for avie addiction (aviediction)?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@Sandbitch
I loves her dancin Palin. I tried to make a dancin avi from the video MK posted of Norwood Young. Great moves, but I couldn't get it to work :(
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Oh yeah, forgot about this one.
it used to be an animated gif where the tongue would lick. couldn't be arsed to figure out how to add hands to that!
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Submitted by Mr. President on November 3, 2008 - 12:06am.
Yours is good too, TITS.
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You should see the toilet one she did.
DO IT Tittays!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
I CANT STOP....SOMEONE STOP ME!!! You guys is killin me!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Creepella on November 3, 2008 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 2, 2008 - 11:58pm.
I posted a Look Back on him too. It's really sad he was so f**king hot and it wasn't that long ago.
If it's true that it's the company he's been keeping then that's sad.
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ah, missed it. And Night, good! back at ya, gotta catch some z's early.
Submitted by molly2008 on November 3, 2008 - 12:11am.
I've seen his profile on the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating.
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FitnessKiss.com? From the looks of him, I'd say he's more likely to have a profile on Hershey's Kiss.com.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
BWWWAAHA! LOL! CarrotTop Kanye Vanilla Ice!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 3, 2008
Was that CarrotTop adopted by angel? *wipes tear* You done gave her to a good home.
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It was more of an abduction.
BTW, this the avie I'm gonna leave up all night. Hehe.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 3, 2008 - 12:07am.
Was that CarrotTop adopted by angel? *wipes tear* You done gave her to a good home.
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Yes! And we picked up Kanye along the way:)
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@TITS
BBWWWAAAHHAAA. Was that what I think it was that Joq was holdin.
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had a double long dildo, then two seperate ones with 'dick suck' written on his hand but it was too small to have any oomph.
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Submitted by TITS on November 3, 2008 - 12:03am.
addicting isn't it angel?
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OMG I can't even tell you.
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@Mr. President on November 2, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Thanx Mr. P!
@TITS
BBWWWAAAHHAAA. Was that what I think it was that Joq was holdin.
@Sandbitch
Was that CarrotTop adopted by angel? *wipes tear* You done gave her to a good home.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Yours is good too, TITS.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on November 2, 2008 - 11:58pm.
I posted a Look Back on him too. It's really sad he was so f**king hot and it wasn't that long ago.
If it's true that it's the company he's been keeping then that's sad.
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Bye! Good
HAHA, I'm very spiritual like that Madam S. Obviously it's not from the LDS church.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Lean like a chola James!
Submitted by madam s. on November 3, 2008 - 12:02am.
Mr. President,
"If you're going to force a no-talent "singer" in my face, at least give me a set of plastic tits to look at".
Isn't that an old Buddhist adage?
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No.. that was 'every man for himself'.
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I missed james Haven, nite good!
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
addicting isn't it angel?
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Mr. President,
"If you're going to force a no-talent "singer" in my face, at least give me a set of plastic tits to look at".
Isn't that an old Buddhist adage?
Submitted by Mr. President on November 2, 2008 - 11:55pm.
I'd say MyTwoCents has the better one so far. But angel and Sandbitch, yours are pretty good, too.
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this is a first. a president that didn't like tits.
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We've had a visit from Benji Madden AND James Haven tonight. Shit must be a bit slow in the real world.
Goodnight, James!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@James Haven
Bye James Haven! Thanks for the Hollywood stories!
*SMmmoooOOOOOOooocchhes*
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 11:37pm.
GGooooooosssseeeeee
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Duck Duck
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A look back at the hotness that lies buried in a pile of munchy lard:
http://perfectnika.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/joaquin2.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d6/writingplayground/Angel/JoaquinPheo...
http://www.robinpruter.com/alternateoscars/2000/phoenixg.jpg
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dr...
LOL! Loved it when that Oz dickhead was his bitch (no offense to y'all Down Under hotties):
http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2000_Gladiator/joaquin_phoenix_russell_c...
Seriously, just TRAGIC :(
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 2, 2008 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Who dat bitch? Is dat Brad?
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Trudat. Did you see Angel_i adopted?
Angel_i you have just saved a village from land mines.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on November 2, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Apparently, the rest of you are perfect.
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James Haven is close to it, have you ever seen his cheekbones?
Nitey nite! *poof*
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on November 2, 2008 - 11:39pm.
Hello fuzzy!
Well...just between us....James Haven has caught Brad texting and giggling like a school girl. When James Haven asked him who he was texting he replied: Mother.
Mother?! Does James Haven look like a fool?
So one night when Brad was sleeping he grabbed his cell and made a break for it down the hall. When safely out of harm's way, James Haven read the texts:
Brad: Hi there my little love muffin. Do you know what I'm doing right now? I'm looking at a picture of you with that bikini I bought you in France.
Mother?: Only one more day until we will be together and then you can SHOW me what you really think of me in that bikini
*add nausea here* Mother? That is sick! James Haven does not believe for one second that he's talkin' that jive to his Mother? What do you bitches think?
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Does bradley have a sister?
*whistles, shuffles foot, looks around*
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If you're going to force a no-talent "singer" in my face, at least give me a set of plastic tits to look at.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by James Haven on November 2, 2008 - 11:49pm.
James Haven? As in the James Haven?
Wow, Hi!
Blessed for everything you've given me,
Blessed for all the tenderness you show,
Do my best with every breath that's in me,
Blessed to make sure you never go.
Bye Jamesie!!
PS. How about this guy!
Dayum. This is fun;p
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How can he sing anyway after smoking cigarettes *cough*?
Why can't he just get into music and still act at the same time and why do we have to read his fingers?
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I'd say MyTwoCents has the better one so far. But angel and Sandbitch, yours are pretty good, too.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Yeah, don't let the door hit ya on the way out you self absorbed prick.
Crap! James Haven has got to go! Brad is banging on the bathroom door! There are 16 bathrooms in this joint and he's gotta be bangin' on James Haven's door? He knows what James Haven's doin' in here and he's tryin' to sabotage James Haven's good time.
G'nite bitches! SmOOches to all!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Hey Mr. President!!! xo!
Mustang Sally... xoxo!
I know... I've been MIA, but need to check in on you guys SOMETIMES. I get a hankerin'. You know how it is.
Submitted by letinstar on November 2, 2008 - 11:37pm.
looks like someone could use a tick and flea bath...
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Yeah. Socky!
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There are many a good reason why voting is anonymous. Carry on.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on November 2, 2008 - 11:49pm.
@ Compassionate people on this thread.
Well, Madam S., I guess you're it.
Apparently, the rest of you are perfect.
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It's Dlisted.
Hello James Haven I'm a big fan of yours
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Bye! Good
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 2, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Who dat bitch? Is dat Brad?
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
O James Haven! Don't be glib.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on November 2, 2008 - 11:46pm.
He looks smelly. Like hardcore homeless smelly. *holding little sock monkey nose*
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Well Socky, James Haven can tell you Joaquin or Joaqie as he likes to be called, does not smell Springtime fresh but James Haven knows to stand back and when not to inhale.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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@ Compassionate people on this thread.
Well, Madam S., I guess you're it.
Apparently, the rest of you are perfect.