It's All Wonderful
There's a few rumors going around that Katie and Peter's marriage is quickly reaching its expiration date. So what's a famewhore to do? Katie got on a plane from London to Los Angeles to be with her big gay husband, so that they could make a show of things to prove that things are just peachy orangy. Although, Katie is probably just seizing the opportunity to get a little more publicity. These two never get sick of getting ass fucked with the big attention stick.
Last night, they held hands while leaving some restaurant in West Hollywood, which obviously means they are still licking the fake tan grease off of each other's dirt stars. Obviously. If they're going to fake this shit, they could have at least tried to act it up a bit for the cameras. This was a fuck effort.
Peter looks like he'd rather be holding on to a ten-inch dick and Katie is concentrating hard on keeping her tattered tarantula lashes from poking her in the eye. Bitch looks like a whory bunny with those lashes!
I think the most annoying thing about this shit, is that Katie didn't bring Harvey with her! She probably knew he wouldn't stand for this fakery. He keeps it real.
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Her face looks very different. Brow lift? Botox? Strange
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OH GOD. That shirt Peter is wearing is so...GAY. I have no other word for it. GAY GAY GAY.
He looks like he's drenched in Drakkar Noir. I can smell him from here..
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ugh wrong topic!
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a noodling feline? good costume, but not sure i get it?
how far back to i need to go to get this?
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Say what we will, these two still have more bank than poor Leona.
Pfötchenstellung!
@PSL - It was sweet and so versatile, look how well it suits Peter and Katie.
Is Katie wearing the same awful trousers as Russell Brand? She is!
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Bitch needs to forget her gay husband and go eat a fuckin sandwich already! I'm sure Harvey enjoys one ALL the time at her expense! Hahahhaha!
Your face!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 2, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Farrah, the funny this is, she wore some sort of Peacock outfit for Halloween! It had eyes all over it!
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why bother getting a costume? she's so freaky even I would have given her candy!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
total nosejob. she looks soooo different
Farrah, the funny this is, she wore some sort of Peacock outfit for Halloween! It had eyes all over it!
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
-Kenny Loggins "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 2, 2008 - 5:19pm.
hey Farrah....maybe Ceiling Eyes is using her SuperPowers to keep us from communicating. She knows we wish to destroy her.......:)
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darn it! i feel like in one of those Scooby Doo
"if it weren't for yer nosy Ceiling Eyes, I would have gotten awat with it!!"
She knows it's not the Shabbat anymore. She must have a computer stuck to the ceiling and read our evil plan!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Sandbicth, you like that line, eh?
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
-Kenny Loggins "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Submitted by parissucksliterally
I am a hot bitch, walking a hot bitch!
*dirt star*
You are the Oscar Wilde of our times.
Or at least the Kurt Vonnegut.
hey Farrah....maybe Ceiling Eyes is using her SuperPowers to keep us from communicating. She knows we wish to destroy her.......:)
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
-Kenny Loggins "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 2, 2008 - 1:45pm
sorry, sluts, super off topic:
the Im is driving me crazy! i was saying hi and the damn thing crashed! are you using some super duper version of the IM? every thime i try and say hi, it crashes!
but chu knowwwwsss i luuuuvs you!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Hello sweet ladies of Dlisted! I hope this eve finds you well!
Peter and Katie need a good bath.
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Ah! these pics remind me of my neighbor with the "YES on 8" yard sign who told me with a dead serious face that if a man is married, he "ain't homosexual."
The dark side of magical thinking.
NO ON 8, Golden State!
MK honey, Harvey did not ask to be a part of this train wreck. Even without eyesight, people with autism are incredibly alert and able to know when something is said about them. Let's not contribute to the torture of this disabled teenager.
Katie and Peter however, are fair game!
(no shit, her outfit is damned near perfect)
I liek her outfit, cute.
Funny when Katie Price wanted ratings she dragged her children everywhere, including her small baby. Now that the show isn't her top priority she is whoring herself out, wearing the worst outfits imaginable.
Submitted by Keane on November 2, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Let's face it what normal individual seeks the adoration of the public over that of their own family
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I guess it would depend on your family. Not all are healthy or affirming.
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yeah, and Harvey does keep it real. LOL
"FUUUCCKK OOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!"
~classic Harveyism of all time
.....what can I say which hasn't been said before....DITTO....this "marriage" is TOAST....crazy ass travelling circus act.
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They both resemble department store mannequins, she for Frederick's of Hollywood and he for Super Gay Male Store.
"Bitch looks like a whory bunny with those lashes!"
yeah, and it ain't easy on a bitch keepin' up this look day in day out, MK. at least you appreciate it.
As long as you don't go to Il Sole, Madeo, Katsuya, or the Ivy, it's easy to find a seat at any restaurant in L.A.
Submitted by Keane: "... I personally think she has major issues ... She's also massively insecure which manifests itself in body dysmorphia and she risks her life over and over again to correct her perceived imperfections with plastic surgery.... I'm firmly convinced that most celebs are absolute fuck-ups which is what drives them to seek fame. Let's face it what normal individual seeks the adoration of the public over that of their own family"
As usual, Keane, your posts make total sense. I know someone who is seen as a kind of perpetual fuck-up in her family (she's not really; they're just hyper-competitive and unkind) who pulls stunt after stunt to get attention. She's kind of like Phoebe Price.
Poor Peter reminds me of one of those "cute" boys in highscool who tried to hide his homoness by getting piercings,wearing baggy designer jeans, and dating some "pretty" girl but everyone in the school knew he wast still gay...except himself.
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holy shit. she DOES look WAY different!
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Looks like all that boozing is good for her hide. Sadly, I would do him. A lot. On top of spaghetti. All covered in cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. I lost my poor v-card, when Petey said plleeaaasseeee.
Whoa. She looks so different in these pics...she's starting to look like Posh. It looks like aside from all the botox she's had, she's also had work done on the bridge of her nose and around her eyes. Look how wide her eyes are stretched in the 2nd thumb. It looks like she's had upper facial work that hasn't settled yet. How old is she anyway? 30?
Submitted by Keane on November 2, 2008 - 1:45pm.
I agree with most of what you say about Katie.
I do think, however, that she needs Peter as much as he needs her, maybe more.
Marrying him and having his kids gave Jordon/Katie a whiff of respectability.
Face it, any former Page 3 girl who has turned her life into a marketing blitz, needs a husband and children to appeal to low-class dullard women who want to think it's ok to emulate her. "Oh, she's a good mother and that!".
It's a similar phenomenon to the Britaloonies.
Anyway, without Peter and the fam, she's just Jordon the whore again.
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She is such a dog. She annoys me.
LOL!! you are a gifted writer.
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She has lost all expression in her face. I thought she looked sedated, but she has in fact been Botoxed to within an inch of her former face.
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Don't hold back MK let us know how you really feel. lol
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Ya ha! the lady in thumbnail 5 is holding up a clipboard over her face to protect her from the glowing orange rays!
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Submitted by DNfromMN on November 2, 2008 - 1:44pm.
When did she turn into Megan Fox? I must have not seen her after her last plastic surgery.
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she'd be lucky to look like Megan Fox. her work isn't as good.
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
-Kenny Loggins "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Its no surprise their marriage is on the rocks, she talks to him like he's a piece of shit and he's so lacking in confidence he puts up with it. She's the one with the multi-million pound career and he was a one or two hit wonder back in the 90's. He would be nothing without her and she never tires of reminding him about it. I personally think she has major issues - she's openly discussed her post-natal depression and I believe is still on anti-depressants for it. I think she deals with the depression by going out and trying to make as much money as she can and trying to become as famous as she can to lift her mood, but it doesn't work and she's always miserable. She's also massively insecure which manifests itself in body dysmorphia and she risks her life over and over again to correct her perceived imperfections with plastic surgery. She is nothing like the fun-loving, down-to-earth, no bullshit person the public fell for when she did I'm a Celebrity. The sad thing is she has it all: all the money and fame she could want, a man who adores her and 3 beautiful kids but she is still completely miserable. I'm firmly convinced that most celebs are absolute fuck-ups which is what drives them to seek fame. Let's face it what normal individual seeks the adoration of the public over that of their own family?
When did she turn into Megan Fox? I must have not seen her after her last plastic surgery.
Fuck! These people can't seem to change their vacuous personalities, might as well change what they look like.
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Holy shit, nice 'stache. And I don't mean him.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on November 2, 2008 - 1:15pm.
- Put it this way, if you woke yourself up and made coffee and perhaps managed a bowl of cereal, you've done more this morning than he does in a week.
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Excellent! I think you forgot to throw in a tanning session or twelve...
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they suck ass, and she doesn't look anything like she used to.
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Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light, never seen such a beautiful sight
See love glowin' on us every night, I know forever we'll be doin' it right
-Kenny Loggins "Whenever I Call You Friend"
Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 1:14pm.
I don't mean to sound naive, but what exactly does he do?
- Put it this way, if you woke yourself up and made coffee and perhaps managed a bowl of cereal, you've done more this morning than he does in a week.
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If you look up the word "gayface" in the dictionary, you will find a picture of Peter Andre.
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Submitted by Vadge on November 2, 2008 - 1:14pm.
I don't mean to sound naive, but what exactly does he do?
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