Finally! Cindy McCain On SNL
I was totally waiting for the night Cindy McCain would make an appearance on "SNL" in some way, shape or form and figured it wasn't going to happen since Amy Poehler (the only ho who could really play Cindy) is dealing with something called a newborn baby. I know, selfish, right?
Well, the little doll lover made it to "SNL" last night and played herself in the opening QVC sketch with her maverick-ey husband John McCain and Tina Fey. Those bitches at QVC don't have shit on Cindy. She seriously has a career in QVC jewelry modeling.
I didn't watch the rest of the show, because I decided to grab a bottle of vodka, watch "The Darjeeling Limited" and slowly drift into dreamland with visions of Adrien Brody's beautiful nose dancing in my head. I swear, I just want to cuddle with it. Sorry, let's get back on topic! Click here if you give an eff about seeing the other skits.
Also, Starbucks is giving out free coffees to hos who vote on Tuesday. Those cheap ass fucks are only giving out small regular coffees though! They should have given out jumbo Frapps! Brit Brit would have found a way to vote at least 100 times.
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Submitted by Hysteria on November 2, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Being "GAY" shouldn't ever, EVER mean being a political party. That's what's effed up with the whole two party system anyhow. It's all ugly and mean and everyone i$ in someone's pocket.
Calling me an attacker when you posted a wide-sweeping statement against GOP posters...? C'mon now. I'm not a Repub or Dem. I guess that makes me the bad guy because I've LIVED the system and I think it's broke to fuck.
Dot, dot, dot. The vagrant attacker. I suspected you were pre-verbal ignorant slut, using a screen name that is only punctuation. But I had hoped for better.
MK may not express his policital beliefs, but gayness is clear.
My point stands. Yours is a party of fear and darkness that would intensify attacks on gays.
Own your intolerance, bitch.
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Submitted by stefystef on November 2, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Palin is going to get another Emmy.
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I'm not American, but I thought Palin was a politician. Need to do more reading...*Studies stefystef's book 'Knowin about world stuffs and smart fings'*
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Hysteria on November 2, 2008 - 7:09pm.
GOP posters. Do you know where you are, sluts? This is the blog of a gay guy. Your party openly and aggressively advocates discrimination against gays.
You're enjoying privilege that you'd deny our gracious host.
I humbly submit that your 2-faced asses don't belong here. Go along then.
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Nobody knows MK's political offiliations [not that he sure as hell couldn't post some political shit on his own blog if he felt so inclined]. I wouldn't be offended either way. There are gay repubs/black repubs and visa versa. Please loosen the bandages on your head.
@PSL -
Thanks, dear! It's time to open the doors and let some light in.
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Submitted by stefystef on November 2, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Okay everyone say it together- President John McCain.
Get use to it.
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President Jo - *shudders* I can't do it. It's too scary. Actually no, the idea of saying "President Sarah Pailn" is scary.
McCain wasn't funny, IMO.
Everytime I think of McCain I think of this -
http://www.planetnewmedia.co.uk/archive/mccain/imgs/about/straight_img.j...
hahahha Hysteria......excellent points baby!
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GOP posters. Do you know where you are, sluts? This is the blog of a gay guy. Your party openly and aggressively advocates discrimination against gays.
You're enjoying privilege that you'd deny our gracious host.
I humbly submit that your 2-faced asses don't belong here. Go along then.
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Submitted by stefystef on November 2, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Okay everyone say it together- President John McCain.
Get use to it.
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1. "used to"
2. Electoral College -- heard of it?
3. President Elect Barack Obama. Get used to it.
Submitted by Hysteria on November 2, 2008 - 4:17pm
You don't have to tell me about nasty ads, I live in PA.
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Submitted by stefystef on November 2, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Okay everyone say it together- President John McCain.
Get use to it.
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*projectile vomits, runs screaming from the room*
*comes back*
Oh, and it is "get USED to it."
MK, I thought of you at the end when Tina as Sarah says that at the very least she will be a "White Oprah" after the election.
Not only was it NOT a concession speech, but this election will be the comeback of the century.
McCain was funny, Cindy was fierce and Palin is going to get another Emmy.
Okay everyone say it together- President John McCain.
Get use to it.
McCain was hilarious -glad to see he has such a great sense of humor. I'm over Tina Fey being Sarah Palin, understandably necessary for this bit but enough of her already. And am wondering how she was able to stand there with McCain because she said if McCain/Palin wins, she's leaving the country. Guess she's a good actress??
"Palin's a GILF: a governor I'd like to forget."
-- Jeffrey Ross on Larry King Live
McCain's SNL performance seemed tantamount to a concession speech. And now that he's accepted it's over, he behaves like an honorable person instead of someone who doesn't care if he helps incite a race war.
Isn't that "special"?
Having a U.S. president who can think and speak logically will be a huge advancement in itself.
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Submitted by Mopa on November 2, 2008 - 12:09pm.
I always liked John McCain...I am hoping that he was never comfortable with the attack dog he was made to become in this election.
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He was made to become? The guy has no brain, will or judgment? Another reason not to vote for him.
You should hear the lying/racist attack ads the NRC is blanketing our area with. Beneath contempt.
The GOP turned politics into a full-out arrogant, bullying, stupid fest 8 years ago. They dislike government and have been horrible stewards of ours, driving it into moral and financial bankruptcy. I hope they are crucified. Every single one.
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Submitted by icebunny on November 2, 2008 - 9:57am.
LMAO!
Sometimes I wish we had a president over here instead of a queen, just too see a broadcast like this here in the Netherlands
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Do you still have the prime minister that looks like Harry Potter? That's definitely something. :)
I'll be glad when the elections are over, too, but then the disappointment with Obama will set in....
Submitted by EvilShoe on November 2, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Is the percentage that high? I'm surprised. Your statement goes for both sides. All politicians make a bunch of promises and outline what they WANT to do, but as I have had to explain to my kids recently, now that they are old enough to understand to some degree, it isn't as if a president comes into office and everything he/she wants done is implemented. Things have to go through all sorts of channels and through congress first.
I do know that I am very careful to research at bipartisan sources to see who is the most truthful and the least misleading with what they say. The best source I have found is www.factcheck.org. Everyone fudges things to make them sound good, unfortunately, but Obama still comes out on top as far as being the least nasty and the least misleading.
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I missed this part but saw him on Weekend Update, MISS YOU AMY!, anyway, he got some BOO's.
JUST VOTE, BE PATIENT, WAIT IT OUT IF THERE ARE LINES, AND VOTE!!!!!
At this point I don't care who is supporting who,
JUST VOTE DAMN IT!!!!!!
Would you be surprised to know I will be watching CNN?
Didn't think so.
CNN is mah new Crack.
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I blame Bush's shitty politics for the popularity of Obama.
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I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I feel like in a different race McCain would have won and he is definitely qualified. I just don't think the country can take another 4 years of the GOP.
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i early voted...i'm still registered in az and mccain is my senator...during my entire living in phoenix, i never voted for and him...i appreciate his service to the country and all, but he'll not ever get my vote...
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Submitted by MyFingersHurt on November 2, 2008 - 11:15am.
Are you going to sleep through November 5th? Election Day is November 4th...
Miso lives in Japan, where it's Nov. 3 already.
"...THAT one", wants to bring the Constitution back to the way the founding Fathers had it, voted against Martin Luther King having his own holiday , etc.
Yeah, sure ... real decent guy!
We will see what Obama does if elected. Historically, only about 70% of what a someone says before an election actually happens when elected. He's said enough to fill a book on what he would do.
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I always liked John McCain, but feel more sadness for him now. It's a shame that you can't be yourself in an election and have to pander for a 'base'. I am hoping that he was never comfortable with the attack dog he was made to become in this election.
I thought the whole SNL thing was quite awkward and it made me feel sad, not amused.
I was never over the top thrilled about anyone in the election this time, but Obama is certainly the most level headed, presidential of them all. God knows after 8 years of Bush, we need someone like that.
Mostly, I just hope, against all odds, that the lies and hate will start to taper off and we can try to deal with the important issues that affect the vast majority of people in this country. This division and nastiness is like a cancer.
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Best Friends Forever & Beyond
Very cute. I do think John McCain has a great sense of humor. He should have tried to show it a little more.
I agree, though. The nail in his coffin was his selection of Sarah Palin. That sealed my choice of Obama.
Bend over SNL. Take the gop whore money one more time.
desperate sellout sluts.
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Submitted by miso-horny on November 2, 2008 - 11:13am.
It was a funny skit. McCain was hilarious. I am scared to wake up on November 6th to see who won.
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Submitted by miso-horny on November 2, 2008 - 11:13am.
It was a funny skit. McCain was hilarious. I am scared to wake up on November 6th to see who won.
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Submitted by miso-horny on November 2, 2008 - 11:13am.
It was a funny skit. McCain was hilarious. I am scared to wake up on November 6th to see who won.
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Are you going to sleep through November 5th? Election Day is November 4th...
It was a funny skit. McCain was hilarious. I am scared to wake up on November 6th to see who won.
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I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!
Palin was the nail in the coffin for me. I was for Obama since the primaries, but there was NO turning back after he picked her, no matter what October surprise they could come up with.
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I agree about Palin. If he'd chosen Lieberman or someone with sense it would've been a much different race.
Even though I voted Obama (and strongly support him), I don't like seeing attacks on McCain's injuries, age, etc. He's done some heroic things, and I think somewhere underneath the mud is a decent guy. Now his judgment, especially in picking Palin can and should be lampooned until they hit the ground.
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Submitted by betterthanyomama on November 2, 2008 - 10:53am.
Fred Armisen's Joy Behar was fucking BRILLIANT!!!
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Submitted by betterthanyomama on November 2, 2008 - 10:53am
That's exactly the same way I feel. If he would have ran with someone more Centrist, he would have gotten my vote. Agreed Palin is a joke of a fucktard. I think he's a class act, who unfortunately is the Republican presidential candidate.
I voted for Obama, but McCain was pretty good. That's actually the type of thing that made me like him in 2000.
I'm still voting Obama, but I think McCain and his wife were hilarious and made Palin's visit look like shit.
I love that he's got a sense of humor and I think he really is a highly respectable man, but we need at least 4 years to detox from Bush and his people so we won't all be broke and homeless. Also, I'm pretty convinced having that fuktard Palin on the ticket kinda sealed his fate.
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Submitted by Green Is Good: "I can't frikkin' wait for this election to be over."
Me neither. Mr. Hekki is obsessed with politics as it is. We have CNN on ALL the time and I have to fight for the remote just to see the weather forecast. Also, he torments me with all these little complaints about how McCain's campaign is being so unfair to Obama and how the polls are biased if they show McCain gaining any ground. I am voting for Obama, but Mr. Hekki is making me feel rebellious, he's so blindly in love with Obama.
Vent over.
Maybe it was the alcohol I had consumed, but did the Starbucks commericial give anyone else sympathy epileptic seizures? Too much to read too fast...
McCain was a helluva good sport. Only a walk on with Chris Kattan dressed as Heidi could have made it more enjoyable.
How come Dunkin Donuts isn't giving away free shit to voters? I deserve some Munchkins for having to decide between these two. Gimme Munchkins, Bitches!
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Spencer is going to be pissed he wasn't mentioned. HAha.
Submitted by Green Is Good on November 2, 2008 - 10:16am.
I can't frikkin' wait for this election to be over.
Concur. It's one of the most virulent ones I can recall. Hanging people in effigy?
I can't frikkin' wait for this election to be over.
LMAO!
Sometimes I wish we had a president over here instead of a queen, just too see a broadcast like this here in the Netherlands
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So... the real Sarah Palin didn't want to do the skit but the McCains agreed to it?
I'm assuming they asked her to do it.
Cindy was awesome! McCain was also pretty damned good.
The real Sarah Palin is a retard.
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I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
Cindy McCain stole that skit.
The only ho with enough ice in her veins to do almost as good a job, would be salesgirl #2 in "Pretty Woman".