All This Can Be Yours
Simon Cowell is back on the market after splitting up with his chick of six years, Terri Seymour. Simon's pr bitch said that Terri rang him up last month and let him know she was quitting that bitch. I'm sure he found comfort in between Ryan Gaycrest's throbbing butt cheeks.
Terri, 34, and Simon, 48, met when she was just 18, but they didn't start bumping titties until she interviewed him in 2002.
Simon's spokeswhore went on to tell People, "They are going to remain close friends. Simon thinks the world of Terri and that isn't going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it. In the past Terri has said that she wants kids but that just isn't Simon. Nobody else is involved, certainly not on Simon's side."
For why doesn't Simon want little babies? His voluptuous manchicis were made for milking.
Terri Seymour failed me just like Sarah Larson did. She had herself a big bag of money dangling in front of her and she just let it go. The gold diggers of the world are shedding millions of tears at this missed opportunity.
The Mirror claims Simon bought her ass a house as a goodbye gift, but that shit's not enough! She could have been set up for the rest of her days! I mean, Simon shits bars of gold, so Terri just needed to find a way to get knocked up! Homegirl should've gone through Gaycrest's garbage for used condoms filled with Simon's baby batter or something! Damn.
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Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Now a nice southern drawl will depant me in a heartbeat.
"Souuuu--ee!"
Terri grew tired of his harsh critiques of her in bed. He liked to tell her, "That was truly dreadful."
TITS!
Funny! I am the complete polar opposite! I grew up in the deep south and when i hear THAT accent now i think inbred hill-jack.
I had never even met anyone in person with the British accent until i was in my early 20's!
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Give me silver, blue and gold
The color of the sky I'm told
My rainbow is overdue
Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Seriously you like southern accents? Hmmm, I find that interesting.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
Obvious homosexual Simon may be one of those fruits who also fucks fish.
Some have whispered that simon has substantial sizemeat.
Simon looks like a friend of ours who also had magnificent and sizeable sizemeat.
Discuss!
She should have gotten more than just a house. She invested 6 years in him. Of course, maybe I'm just jaded. Maybe they actually liked each other.
He looks like the type of guy who posts pictures of his mcmansion, corvette, motorcycle, dog, and tiki bar in the backyard on his myspace or craigslist ad. Then says he is looking for a special, young, lucky, docile girl to share it all with.
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Submitted by Clarisse on November 1, 2008 - 2:01pm.
I can overlook A WHOLE LOT for a Brit accent, but Simon? No fuckin way.
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that I don't get. maybe having grown up around that accent spoiled it for me. (look away thorny) when I hear a british accent i think pompous, entitled drunken fool.
Now a nice southern drawl will depant me in a heartbeat.
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Loose
Is Terri really a singer?
I hadn't heard that.
Loose
I agree and it's been obvious from day one that Simon has had a huge crush on Leona. Leona not so much but who really knows.
I like them both.
I can overlook A WHOLE LOT for a Brit accent, but Simon? No fuckin way.
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Give me silver, blue and gold
The color of the sky I'm told
My rainbow is overdue
Terri Seymour and Leona Lewis = both british singers, both look awfully alike, but leona is younger and (arguably) more talented
I think Simon just upgraded
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
zomay
HE IS SO.....N O T.......GROSS. I LOVE HIM.
bondagebarbie
His bellybutton is where the dip goes...FYI.
Sorry he is gross!
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Look MK, Simon will not give up the baby paste. Doesn't matter to me cause I don't want his kids, I JUST WANT HIM.
I am Simonsgurl.
he is such a booger. could've at least given her a rugrat. he has plenty of $$$$
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Whats with his belly button?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hey she got a house for all of her years of services rendered.
I got bupkus for my troubles.
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And you will believe in love
And all that it's supposed to be
Just until the fish start to smell
And you're struck down by a hammer
I get sick of these couples saying that they are going to remain the best of friends after their break-up. Bullshit, best of friends.
didn't she try to off herself the last time they broke up?
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hated him............
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“Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion” -- L Ron Hubbard