All This Can Be Yours
Simon Cowell is back on the market after splitting up with his chick of six years, Terri Seymour. Simon's pr bitch said that Terri rang him up last month and let him know she was quitting that bitch. I'm sure he found comfort in between Ryan Gaycrest's throbbing butt cheeks.
Terri, 34, and Simon, 48, met when she was just 18, but they didn't start bumping titties until she interviewed him in 2002.
Simon's spokeswhore went on to tell People, "They are going to remain close friends. Simon thinks the world of Terri and that isn't going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it. In the past Terri has said that she wants kids but that just isn't Simon. Nobody else is involved, certainly not on Simon's side."
For why doesn't Simon want little babies? His voluptuous manchicis were made for milking.
Terri Seymour failed me just like Sarah Larson did. She had herself a big bag of money dangling in front of her and she just let it go. The gold diggers of the world are shedding millions of tears at this missed opportunity.
The Mirror claims Simon bought her ass a house as a goodbye gift, but that shit's not enough! She could have been set up for the rest of her days! I mean, Simon shits bars of gold, so Terri just needed to find a way to get knocked up! Homegirl should've gone through Gaycrest's garbage for used condoms filled with Simon's baby batter or something! Damn.
Image: Bauer Griffin
He looks handsome. I just saw his profile on SEXY*WEALTHY dating site --★★★★--K i s s M i l l i o n a i r e S. C o m --★★★★--. It is said he has a crush on wealthy young women on that site.
I would TOTALLY do those manchicis! YUM!
Simon is so damn annoying.
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
Submitted by Manimal5 on November 1, 2008 - 7:48pm.
If I had man-bags as big as those I would be feeling myself up all the time.
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Have you been peeking in my window??
If so, say hi next time.
*winks*
Pfötchenstellung!
Oh, Puh-LEEZE. The only reason Terri claims to want kids is because if Simon sperminated her, the Brink's Truck would be backing up to her doorstep. Set for life.
I hate gals like this. If Simom wasn't worth a zillion dollars, she'd have been trawling for a richer piece of dick.
OH don't lie Mikey D.-- you'd hit it. I would too.
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"But HE pulled into my spot, so I had to kill him and his kids..."
Michael K, you should filed this under Fug and Good Luck.
"all this can be yours"
i don't respond well to threats...
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your hatred energizes me. bring it on and watch me radiate!...(nicole julian)
Does Simon luv Kris Matthews who luvs BO so much that instead of nibbling on BO's tittie he licks the hair under the armpits?
Cris Matthews - pig, slob, sau.
I agree with you Lixa. Terri is one ugly bitch who has a hideous voice to boot.
I'd take Simon for a ride. I bet he had a vasectomy which is why Terri boy couldn't trap him.
Gosh Gaykrest is cute too.
Submitted by Upskt Celebs on November 1, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Maybe later Simon will discover the joy of children.
...first of, someone as critical as he is really doesn't need to be around children. Children take patience and that is not this man's forte. I wholeheartedly agree with his assessment of himself that children should not be in his life!
second, I just had a huge craving for candy and my kid couldn't even score. What's the point of having a kid around and he can't even get some good candy? FAIL!
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must devote time to sex sessions and not use sex as a stick to beat one another.
Submitted by Sheeps on November 1, 2008 - 8:24pm.
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And don't forget: reignition of your social life.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Submitted by Sandbitch on November 1, 2008 - 8:33pm.
No, he *looks* like an arse.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Simon Cowell *looks* Merkin. Maybe it's the flat top hair do.
Petra: world renowned for dancing, music and travel.
@TT99-LOL I love your posts.
Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 8:11pm.
but is there sour cream involved
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Fresh toasted sourdough bagels, cream cheese and cold smoked salmon, baybayyyyyyyyy. Mmmmmm. *smacks chops*
I thought it was the jewish version.
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Nope. You, my friend, have confused MooJoo with VooJoo. MooJoo is milk...delicious, friendly and leaves a 'stache on your upper lip...'VooJoo' is the dancin' around a bonfire, tongue twisting, eye rolling, butt flossing, saggy boob slinging, gord sportin', hot spicey pepper surviin', tribal mask wearin', bear footin', good smoke tokin' witchcraft. Yuppp. I said it. *looks nervously around*
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but is there sour cream involved?
nodding, uh huh, uh huh, yup...
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Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 7:49pm.
dag - online gif/animation editor.
works too!
http://www.gifworks.com/
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Oh awsome!! Cheers! *goes of to play*
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Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 7:49pm.
dag - online gif/animation editor.
works too!
http://www.gifworks.com/
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Hey TITTAYS! That links ROCKS. I'm gonna have to give that shizz a try. Have been trying to make one with my software but is too difficult. Smooches!
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by TT99 on November 1, 2008 - 7:50pm.
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You've thought about that way too hard, lol.
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Never trust a man who's moobs are bigger than your boobs.
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I am a petite curvy blonde who wants to reignite her social life.
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@ Dot,
Intresting. *googles Voojoo*
Oh thanks for the Jasc Animation Shop tip!
@ MyTwoCents,
I do have any software like that on my comp. :I
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Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 7:50pm.
Voojoo curse? Did you mean Voodoo?
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Nope. I fully with all of my semi-functioning brain-cells meant "VOOJOO"...'Voojoo' is the backwoods scary cousin of Voodoo.
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I thought it was the jewish version.
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Nope. You, my friend, have confused MooJoo with VooJoo. MooJoo is milk...delicious, friendly and leaves a 'stache on your upper lip...'VooJoo' is the dancin' around a bonfire, tongue twisting, eye rolling, butt flossing, saggy boob slinging, gord sportin', hot spicey pepper surviin', tribal mask wearin', bear footin', good smoke tokin' witchcraft. Yuppp. I said it. *looks nervously around*
Obama shocker:
Say it ain't so, Barry!
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Knowing money grubbing douchebags like Simon and George Clooney, us goldgiggers have to take the "Extra Step" to become babymommas. Those dudes clearly don't want kids, so they've probably had vascetomies. So you gotta take a piece of their hair, submit their DNA to some experimental underground cloning clinic in Uruguay or Thailand or something. Have them create en embryo from the DNA and one your eggos, then have it turkey basted in! Hey, that sounds like my next Lifetime movie.
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"We will be a family if it kills us." - Theodore Bagwell
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 1, 2008 - 6:24pm.
Voojoo curse? Did you mean Voodoo?
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Nope. I fully with all of my semi-functioning brain-cells meant "VOOJOO"...'Voojoo' is the backwoods scary cousin of Voodoo.
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I thought it was the jewish version.
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dag - online gif/animation editor.
works too!
http://www.gifworks.com/
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Simon says, "Kiss my ass".
If I had man-bags as big as those I would be feeling myself up all the time.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Nice tits!Even though he has wonky nipples.
Nice Moobs!
There is no-one on the face of the earth that can convince me that Cowell is not gay.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
He's disgusting and there is nothing redeeming about him. All he is famous for is being a c*nt at American fucking idol.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by . on November 1, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Is he related to Bad Ju Ju?
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Yes! *exhales overly dramatic breath* FINALLY.
The bad juju is always hovering. Always. There are people that like/hate/love us as we type. Seriously. We are watched here on dlisted.
Do I sound paranoid? lol
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Watched? Seriously? *looks over shoulder...under cushions...eye twitches nervously*
Ummm, *to no-one in particular*...I did not cheat on my taxes. I did not do that, nup, definitly didn't do it, no siree...
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
I had hoped for something new when I came back, but I see Simon's fleshy body is still on top.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on November 1, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Is he related to Bad Ju Ju?
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Yes! *exhales overly dramatic breath* FINALLY.
The bad juju is always hovering. Always. There are people that like/hate/love us as we type. Seriously. We are watched here on dlisted.
Do I sound paranoid? lol
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 1, 2008 - 6:24pm.
quick off topic question - does anyone know how to make .gifs smaller?
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Animation editor like Jasc Animation Shop. Simple, concise and very user friendly.
Submitted by . on November 1, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Nope. I fully with all of my semi-functioning brain-cells meant "VOOJOO"...'Voojoo' is the backwoods scary cousin of Voodoo.
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Is he related to Bad Ju Ju?
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 1, 2008 - 6:24pm.
Voojoo curse? Did you mean Voodoo?
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Nope. I fully with all of my semi-functioning brain-cells meant "VOOJOO"...'Voojoo' is the backwoods scary cousin of Voodoo.
Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Submitted by Madam Pince on November 1, 2008 - 5:21pm.
As vain as he is, I'm surprised Simon hasn't done something about the man-boobs.
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it's supposed to be very very painful to heal from that surgery... i just assume you're referring to the knife!
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is a man boob reduction any different than a lady boob reduction? cause I had one and recovery wasn't that bad
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 1, 2008 - 6:24pm.
quick off topic question - does anyone know how to make .gifs smaller?
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What software? I go to Modify, then Canvas size on Fireworks.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by Leona on November 1, 2008 - 6:04pm.
It's cold for Terry to break up with her pregnant
boyfriend.
He looks second trimester to me.
Poor thing.
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LoL... ain't that the truth?
I think I saw his gf once in one of those E! True Hollywood stories. She looks like Tandy Newton, yes? Though I am sure she has no visible talents other than her looks.
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My other gig
My other hangout
I watched the X Factor when Leona Lewis was on last year and Simon *chi chi* Cowell was creaming his pants every time she opened her mouth (to sing People! to sing!) I'm not sure if it was because he was fantasizing about all the moola he'd make offa her, or what...but as someone else pointed out, she is very like a younger version of Terri...
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
I just read another sad break-up story with a dog. This one will really touch your heart.
http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?articleid=20080909_1__ATuls3...
quick off topic question - does anyone know how to make .gifs smaller?
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
Submitted by . on November 1, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on November 1, 2008 - 5:51pm.
All This Can Be Yours
Is that a promise?
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I wish I could say it's only a promise, babydoll but...uh...VOOJOO CURSE is more like it. Please don't say that aloud more than two times. lol
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Voojoo curse? Did you mean Voodoo?
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
Submitted by Leona on November 1, 2008 - 6:10pm.
Do they offer that at Universities/Colleges now? Dumb that bitch 'fore she gets the dough 101.
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Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.
Submitted by TITS on November 1, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Why not?
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