Heidi Klum Takes This Shit Seriously
Every year Heidi Klum throws a huge Halloween party and this bitch usually gets dressed up in some extravagant shit that makes all of us look like we should just go home and let the professional do her job. Yes, Heidi is the grand dame of Halloween!
Heidi did not disappoint with her costume last night. She went as Hindu goddess Kali. You know she was in make-up for fucking days. As hot as she looks, this costume is not for everyone.
Imagine getting wasted in this mess? I would probably accidentally stab myself in the asshole with that sword or get really intimate with one of those severed heads thinking it's some hot dude. And those cut-off arms hanging down below could come in handy if your private area is feeling tingly and you need a little help. Okay...I'm starting to see the positives in wearing this craziness.
Heidi's dude, Seal, dressed as some warrior finger banger. I'm sure he dressed as someone specific, but I'm dumb in the brains and it's too early for me to spend my time going on a google search. Scream at me if you know the answer.
Other guests at Heidi's soiree included Christian Siriano as Cruelle de Ville, Pink as some curious lesbian clown doll and Marc Bower as a gay angel of death.
haha! These are such great costumes. If I had a load of money to spend and tons of time, I'd totally go all out like this. I love Halloween. Christian's is definitely the best though. Its hilarious!
Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on November 1, 2008 - 10:27pm.
Heidi stole that idea from my girl Nicole in Canada.
http://www.nicolemagne.com/blog/category/costumes/kali-costume/
Dang, Nicole takes Halloween very seriously.
awesome, twice over because I love the deities and she's not a sexy fill in the blank, but sorry, when you've got money and thousands of assistants and vendors at your beck and call, the coolest of costumes are not impressive because she didn't make it herself. I'm more impressed by the average person on the street wearing homemade total fierceness ...
Imagine getting wasted in this mess? I would probably accidentally stab myself in the asshole with that sword or get really intimate with one of those severed heads thinking it's some hot dude.
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oh. my. gawd. AWESOME!!!!
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Why must she wear those stupid fangs with every gd costume???
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awesome
cool costume
I don't know why that may have posted twice. Oops, my bad.
Whatever. Heidi stole that idea from my girl Nicole in Canada.
http://www.nicolemagne.com/blog/category/costumes/kali-costume/
(No, I don't actually know Nicole, but her costumes are kick ass. I was inspired to be Marie Antoinette this year, albeit, a more pratical version. It was a huge hit. ;)
Cool costume but her eyes are freaky.
Heidi DOES go a little overboard during Halloween, or so I've noticed. Her costume is all shades of awesome though. If I had all the money that she has, I'd probably design a costume of Shiva or some insane shit like this. The hands look so fucking real, it's SO creepy! Her platforms are also quite insane as well.
Your face!
That outfit is f*cking awesome.
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Submitted by ericapf on November 1, 2008 - 11:50am.
I think Seal is dressed as Angulimala.
Seal looks like Genghis Khan to me, or someone from Star Trek. Props to Heidi, though - that costume takes major cojones to pull off. Hail to the destroying mother.
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I'll probably be stoned to death after admitting to this, but what the hell? Don't give a damn about Halloween.
Love Seal, unsure of Heidi- the costume or otherwise- and I can't wait for Christian "Fierce" Siriano to f*ck off already.
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That is a fucking brilliant costume. And yeah - I also hate the 'sexy' costumes. We had to dress up at work so I covered myself in bog roll and went as a mummy - they loved it.
wow, i should have thought of that, being my namesake and all. well done.
WHOA! thought that was an extra from Kanye's video for that Lockdown Love track...
LOL!
Heidi's costume is badass. She looks like she's a fun chick to hang out with.
Lol, I like it. She always have the best costumes.
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lol!
Thank God she doesn't go the cheap route and dress as a "sexy" something every year. I used to and it's so boring. This year I went as Prince circa Purple Rain and got way more attention/compliments than the half naked girls. Creativity is the way to go.
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her face is so masculine and scarey,. never think she is pretty and I want to slap that accent out of her
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I always look forward to Heidi's Halloween costumes. She always looks like she's having a lot of fun and not just doing it to look cool.
Seal couldnt take off the watch but she walks around with claw toes? Put a little more effort into it, buddy.
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Submitted by NonnyMouse: "That is amazing! She really tries, and doesn't wuss out by dressing as a "sexy" whatever."
Submitted by putas: "Anyway I like how at least how Heidi will go to extremes and not just wear a slutty costume and leave her face how it looks everyday."
Yeah! It shouldn't bother me that women always have to dress up as a slutty something. Slutty nurse or witch or Snow White. But it does. You can dress like a slut anytime you fucking want. But how many days can you walk around with a knife sticking out of the top of your head, or some hillbilly teefs?
WOw- that is the coolest costume ever.
Great costume...I'm jelly.
I'm totally over the "sexy" spin on f ing EVERYTHING. Last night I saw the most random $hit sexed up to ridiculous. The dumbest were a "Sexy" Taxi Driver, a "Sexy" Mummy, and a "Sexy" Elmo. No joke.
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I loved all of their costumes,Pink even looks cute!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hell, yeah she takes it seriously! Damn, bitch!
angel_i could be. But I would still like to ask them because him hanging out with Kali would make him the Demon that she fought. For me that makes more sense.
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That is amazing! She really tries, and doesn't wuss out by dressing as a "sexy" whatever.
@zomay:
I really do think he's this guy, tho...
Submitted by ericapf on November 1, 2008 - 11:50am.
I think seal is dressed as Angulimala
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angulimala
*I found that link...
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I thought Seal was Issac Hayes.
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It's the day of the dead celebration in mexico. It starts on Nov 1. It is a holiday to celebrate the dead and is more religious than Halloween. The festivities continue into Nov 2. They have parades, street festivals, etc.
I could have survived my entire life just fine without seeing this blue skeleton-mouth witch. Ish.
Someone more informed than I may want to add to this, but in Mexico I believe Halloween is taken more seriously as a religous-type event. Families go to the cemetery and have picnics on the graves of loved ones.
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I like more simple costumes. But I don't like dumb costumes where a girl is a cop but it's changed into a slutty cop and looks "sexy". God, that is so dumb to me. If you wanna be "sexy" be a whore or something for halloween.
Michael K!! Seal is playing the Demon Raktabija. He is often depicted in Kali pictures because to put in simple terms he pissed the Goddess off big time. Here is a link to explain.
http://polymer.bu.edu/~scala/franci.html
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Submitted by devilgirl on November 1, 2008 - 12:52pm.
next year, let's crash MK's partay together. You can be Wineho and I'll be her crackhive.
I tried that last night, but my black cat wouldn't stay on my head.
I had to settle for the leoprad print turban. It got me some pretty hot action.
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Submitted by RJII on November 1, 2008 - 11:53am.
Luv it. Now that's a costume
Finally a woman not dressed like a typical whore for Halloween.
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Submitted by devilgirl on November 1, 2008 - 12:04pm.
A friend of mine does make up at a haunted house, so he made me up. I had milky white eyes (contacts) and half of my face was rotting with bits of flesh hanging off.
In other words, you went as Winehouse?
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