Friday, October 31st 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Brit Brit's "Circus" Cover
What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! Maybe they are trying to scrimp on the budget so they bought a leftover pic from a Jessica Simpson photo shoot from Papa Joe. Then they copy and pasted our little Cheetoling's face right on top. They didn't even bother to fix the wonk in her eye! The bitches who put this mess together were definitely having a "fuck it" kind of day.
Britney.com also released the official tracklisting for this crap:
1. Womanizer
2. Circus
3. Out From Under
4. Kill The Lights
5. Shattered Glass
6. If U Seek Amy
7. Unusual You
8. Blur
9. Mmm Papi
10. Mannequin
11. Lace and Leather
12. My Baby
Bonus Track:
13. Radar
#9 sounds like a chola lullaby dedicated to Chester Cheetah. And #6 is totally about the Brit Brit of the UK, Amy Wino!!!
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WTF? That doesn't look remotely like Britney.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 1, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Hi Dot!
the world seems to very "Pro-Britney" right now,
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Desperate for redemption.
and this:
Submitted by Verbatim on November 1, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Kill it. It's a HAG. She looks 40 and very, very, very photshopped.
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I can't say this, myself - I just can't. But I needed to cleanse the thread:)
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She's always have ugly wonky eyes, nothing new there. The whole Spears clan have them.
i like the cover, i was never a fan of britney's but given her seriously weird past i am totally rooting for her to back into music and kick some ass. i think she could cash in on her now 'been to crazy and come back out alive' image.
you all know she cleans up well, she looked amazing at the VMA's 08 ... are you saying they did live digital enhancing?
so saying that she looks nothing at all like this is ridiculous ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czXpSurivDo
there's a clip of the photoshoot at 1.04.
and she look damn good in the womanizer video as well
if anything the amount of photoshopping done is average for ANY celebrity album ... seriously did you expect her to put a pap shot of herself up ... even then she looked good when she was in NY with the red striped shirt and the black dress.
the girl has been looking good lately ... working out .. her hair has been growing back.
you guys need to get real .. she is pretty .. we're just used to celebs going out with a full face of makeup, designer clothes, and styled hair ... she choose comfort over that .. so fucking what .. !
if you secretly love her music (which is a lot of you) ... then buy her album for the music ... otherwise go use your time leaving in comments on an artist that you adore.
there are a TON of underground artist that could use your support.
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Why did she put some other bitch on her cover?
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Kill it. It's a HAG. She looks 40 and very, very, very photshopped.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 1, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Fame is fucking meaningless now. Anyone can be famous (or run for Vice- President...:))
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Hi sexy, pretty, gorgeous, beauty lady (my omage to YOU and to Mrs. Swan). Heeeeeeeee looka like...like...like....like a man!
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and surmise that you're not in Caribou Barbie's corner? You would sneak some politics in thar, you sneaky Pete! *pinch*
Brit is a prime example of what is wrong with everything and nothing.
Hi Dot!
the world seems to very "Pro-Britney" right now, and I think album will do well- regardless of her mental state/sobriety/talent.....
Fame is fucking meaningless now. Anyone can be famous (or run for Vice- President...:))
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Fools in love, they think they're heroes, cause they get to feel more pain
I say fools in love are zeroes, I should know because this fool's in love again
-Joe Jackson "Fools In Love"
As for the name of her Album! Britney belongs in a circus. Right next to the bearded lady.
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Her handlers must really think we are stupid. Britney looks NOTHING like that & every single song she has is so digitally enhanced. Why? Because she looks like sh!t and she can't sing!! She is going to get booed off the stage IF she really goes through with her tour. People are working too hard for their money and won't be wasting it on this piece of trash.
BritneyisBatshit
Submitted by parissucksliterally on November 1, 2008 - 3:39pm.
xxyz, watch out, the JJers are now protecting this trash.....lmao
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Don't laugh your arse off just yet...you can turn your 'trash' into 'cash'...pretty lucrative evennn...of course you have to sell your soul, wear a sticker on your forehead that reads "Will truck stop for serial killers" and talk really husky but otherwise...
JJ sucks MORE THEN PEREZ!!!!!
take that suckerzzzzz
Ha Ha Ha! Angelina is a stupid twat! and she smells like Brit's weave!!!!!!
@PSL: Oopsie! Sorry about that! See? We gots loonies too! LOL
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xxyz, watch out, the JJers are now protecting this trash.....lmao
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Fools in love, they think they're heroes, cause they get to feel more pain
I say fools in love are zeroes, I should know because this fool's in love again
-Joe Jackson "Fools In Love"
*Eye Roll*
Go away Brit!
She and Jessica Simpson both have that vacant look about them on their album cover.
Well, now it's starting to make sense huh PSL...
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Give me silver, blue and gold
The color of the sky I'm told
My rainbow is overdue
Don't get me started on Canadians or Just Jared!
off to Just Jared?
hahahahahha.....ok then....
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Fools in love, they think they're heroes, cause they get to feel more pain
I say fools in love are zeroes, I should know because this fool's in love again
-Joe Jackson "Fools In Love"
why don't people know the difference between honesty and tact? Maybe I'm not cut out to be a dlister ... off to justjared
Bye!
ribbontie, rag away, but just be able to take it as well as dish it out honey!
:) that is part of being a DLister......
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Fools in love, they think they're heroes, cause they get to feel more pain
I say fools in love are zeroes, I should know because this fool's in love again
-Joe Jackson "Fools In Love"
oh and it's FUN to rag on Americans ;)
I'm Canadian :) ... but you're right I shouldn't put all americans into the same category ... most of you democrats and hec some of you republicans are great! And some of us Canadians are horrible too! Bottom line: some humans have horrible personalities, while others don't, and know how to show some compassion to people with all socio economic backgrounds.
ribbontie, what exceptional culture are you from, since you are so superior to us Americans?
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Fools in love, they think they're heroes, cause they get to feel more pain
I say fools in love are zeroes, I should know because this fool's in love again
-Joe Jackson "Fools In Love"
ribbontie, it is FUN to rag on celebs. That is why people post when we "don't care".
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oh i see, what great personalities you americans have. in your minds you all have completely dehumanized celebrities, i guess that makes it okay.
You know that cover is bad when even Unfitaloonies aren't happy with it.
Here are some of the complaints from Unfitaloonies :-
So the border? It has to go. It doesn't give it that vintage look the 8th grade Photoshoppers were going for. All it does is distract me from Britney's pretty face and give me a headache by making my eyes travel in a fucking square. Crayola called, they want their tacky colors back.
Yes, we get it, Britney is the biggest star in the world - don't remind us by placing 39 of them around the cover (there's actually 39. I counted). In fact, they really bug me. Besides, Britney might offend her Jewish fans. Mazaltoff!
Speaking of cut tracks. I want moarrr (hence the "Gimme More" cap. Heh. Get it?). Would it kill you to throw in a few extra tracks? We know at least a dozen confirmed tracks that have now been scrapped. Let US be the judge if the tracks weren't hot enough for the album. People buy Britney's used gum off eBay. I'm pretty sure we'll do just fine with some "less hot" tracks.
to see the rest click here
http://www.breatheheavy.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1225523057&a...
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
ribbontie, it is FUN to rag on celebs. That is why people post when we "don't care".
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Fools in love, they think they're heroes, cause they get to feel more pain
I say fools in love are zeroes, I should know because this fool's in love again
-Joe Jackson "Fools In Love"
And Mizro, if you really don't care, why do you take the time to comment. :S
at least she looks pretty
if you watch a clip of "off the record" on YouTube you can see the photoshoot, so I don't think the picture itself is so off what she really looks like.
but the rest of it, has to go.
When will she just go away and stay away?
WHO cares anymore? Seriously.
Submitted by dementa on November 1, 2008 - 1:08am.
1. Womanizer (or, Calling the Pot A Slut)
These lists are fun..... Why not post it on Britney.com?
Dammit, I'm lame. Shoulda' read the thread & saw it's been posted.
Bye.
Not being a Brit fan, I didn't bother to read all the comments.
Actually song #6 is "F-U-C-K Me".
So clever.
Who the hell would buy that crap...
I would have never guessed it was Brit Brit. Man, these guys are good!!!
Submitted by blaaaake on November 1, 2008 - 2:16am.
Yeah, it's the album cover art that's holding her back....
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
she's never had the best album covers but even this one is pretty weak...
Submitted by islandgirl on November 1, 2008 - 1:02am.
I'm illegally intoxicated. I can't do shit in this condition without going back to jail.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
One more, just for Jimmy:)
It seems to me like no one had a real long-term plan here. No one. Not Mom and Papa, not Disney or Jive or Britney or ANYBODY. It was like: Let's make a teen sensation! We'll make her queen of the world! But they never thought about what they were gonna do with her after all that.
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And can I just ask WTF is going on with that dress? I don't get it.
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and dementa LOL!
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LOL@IG!
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1. Womanizer (or, Calling the Pot A Slut)
2. We're Cuntry (Banging my Little Sister's Babydaddy)
3. I Go To Clubs and You Wanna Have Sex With Me
4. Pink Wig Blues
5. I'm Sexy Sexy Sexy, I Love Sex, Please Have Sex With Me
6. Please Take Me Back Justin (Or I'll Tell The World About Your "Special Weekends" With Joey Fatone)
7. I'm Wild and Sexy, Really!
8. Desperate (For A Comeback)
9. Oops I'm Knocked Up Again
10. I Swear I'm Hot And Sexy, Please Buy My Album!
11. They're Coming To Take Me Away (cover)
12. I Got Rid of My Booboos, So Now I'm Seventeen Again!
Submitted by Pretty Girl Wit... on November 1, 2008 - 12:58am.
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Thanks! I should have prefaced it by saying I'm legally intoxicated. :0)
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Islandgirl, that kicked ass!
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Submitted by islandgirl on November 1, 2008 - 12:07am.
1. Womanizer Wig Tax
On message!
Submitted by islandgirl on November 1, 2008 - 12:07am.
Bonus Track:
13. Radar Can See Mah Cootch From Outer Space
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That would be a hit!