Friday, October 31st 2008
Meredith Vieira's Got Wood
The "Today" hosts dressed as fairytale characters this morning for Halloweenie and Meredith Vieira was supposed to be Pinocchio. Honestly, she looked more like the Treeman of Indonesia than Pinocchio. I bet you Treeman's peen looks like her nose.
Al Roker dressed as a sexually frustrated Gingerbread Man with one blue ball, Ann Curry was a "JLo version of Cinderella" (her words), Hoda Kotb was Old Red Riding Hood, Kathie Lee Gifford was her husband at a whore house and Matt Lauer dressed as his ego.
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DevilGirl.. OMG that is sooo fucking cool.. And your friend works at that haunted house, and does make-up? I'm so jealous.. Sounds like you'll be hot to trot!! I'd love to see a pic of your face like that.. I"m totally giddy right now..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
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@Okie- Thanx. It is swell. Short little gingham dress, cute little red cape, mary janes, basket etc. My friend works doing make up at this huge haunted house and he will be giving me my look-- rotted side of face with bits of flesh hanging (tastefully), milky looking dead eyes (contacts). I am really excited to go out this evening in it.
Putas.. I think its cause you used that big word.. And Clarisse said:
You know, one of the reasons i left my ex was because he said i used "big words" to make him feel stupid.
hahahaaa
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
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Clarisse"Oh. My ex would not like you! No sir.
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Wha??
DevilGirl.. Oh that is a good costume!!! Muh lil Dead girl!!
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My costume has these beat all to hell, I am going to be Little Dead Riding Hood.
putas
Oh. My ex would not like you! No sir.
Jeffro!
Loves it! I loved when he stabbed the lion fish with the samuri pen!!!
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Submitted by LoLo on October 31, 2008 - 2:37pm.
I want to punch a canary every time i hear either one of them say the words "nutrition" or "children" or "spirituality" or any of those other Family Value type buzz words.
OMG, LoLo, you're hysterical! :D
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Insidious.. Insidious. Insidious. I said Insidious.. No, No I didn't.. Putas did.. What?
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
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Clarisse, this one's for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faueBMiceHo
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
I hate Ann Curry with the fire of 1,000 curried chickens.
That fake creepy overt familiarity she employs in interviews. her voices when you can see on her face 'Ok switch on the empathy voice now.." UGH. FUCKING
INSIDIOUS!
"Kathie Lee Gifford was her husband at a whore house and Matt Lauer dressed as his ego."
MK, you write the greatest posts! LMAO
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If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
Mrs.Kravitz,
=)
No worries! Left him w/out a pot to piss in. Which was all he brought with him.
LoLo,
Would he really do that???? Ewww!
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
LoLo.. OmGah! Gross.. I can totally see that guy doing that.. W/ a creepy, "i'm horny/lonely" look on his face..
There was this boy in 9th grade that would get wil bitty boners.. And he work like work out shorts.. OMG and he'd stare, Like "SO HORNY" but hello.. don't act like we dont' see that boink there.. *slams book on it*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
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WOOO WHOOO HEKKI!
Ok check your in box now!
Im clicking over to send it now now now now now!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo: You're here! Where's mah supprise?
I reall, really hated that guy.
He was the type to get a hardon at work and let you know by standing behind your chair and grunting while he pointed at things.
Like this
" Ooo uhhhhhhhhh"
*over flexes his muscles as he points to a map on my wall*
" Haaaaauugggve uhhhhhhhhh you ever beeeeen.... HERE!"
And he is all stretching his arms out and leaning back on his heels with a creepy little chubbie in his pants.
Fucking freak.
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Question: I know she has some serious wrinkle issues but please somebody tell me those in the picture are from her makeup. If not, she is fucked and should seek some botox help!
Those are some creepy costumes!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Just wait, next week Solange is going to be WORKING Kathy Lee's Big Bad Wolf pants. Hell, she'll be wearing the whole outfit!
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
Clari--
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.
If a man don't understand you,
If you fly on separate beams,
Waste no time, make a change,
Ride that man right off your range.
Rub him out of the roll call
And drum him out of your dreams.
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
Submitted by oklahoma on October 31, 2008 - 2:51pm.
LoLo.. That is some Seriously GD funny Shit right there..
*looks up Mr Dick Face in phone book* yeah, imma egg his house tonight.. Or just pee in the mail box.. whichever..
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flaming bag of dog shit on the porch!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
I ♥ Peter Boyle.
With all due respect to his distinguished film career, he did do a fantastic job in portraying Frank Barone.
BTW, Pudge IS Frank Barone.
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
LoLo.. That is some Seriously GD funny Shit right there..
*looks up Mr Dick Face in phone book* yeah, imma egg his house tonight.. Or just pee in the mail box.. whichever..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
Mrs.Kravitz,
Very purty, very spoiled. Momma's boy.
LCT has been BURIED with work. I keep tryin to tempt her back, but she, unlike myself, actually works.
Mrs K/Jeffro,
I do not think i have ever hand Franks and Beans. I think Mrs Goslings bat has!!
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
LOVE ANDERSON!!!!!!!!!
Awesome!!!
When Peter Boyle died people were all "Oh the guy from Raymond?" I was all "No DOUCHE! Puttin on the rrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeetzzzzzzzzzz!"
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Pudge says:
"Let's have weenies and beanies for dinner."
That is a true story.
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
Okie!!
My mom says "weiners" instead of "hot-dogs" and it never fails to make my nephews giggle!!! Then i giggle...then we all get in trouble.
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at least you're not talking about having a mouthful of FRANK.
hey..."FRANKS AND BEANS!!!"
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Okie- I guess Hoda is Egyptian. I agree it is a weird name. You'd think she's maybe come up with a TV name but some people are funny about that and all "I want people to know my real name and bow down to me.."
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Well Clari, I hope he was real purty, cuz big words are sexay...
Speaking of sexay...where LCT at?
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
HA HA HA HA i love candy!_
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on October 31, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Im an asshole.
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yes, but you're MY asshole.
Well, not literally...oh, you guys know what I mean.
*quickly changing subject*
Who wants candy...anyone?
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
Here's a Treat for all You Lovely Tricks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH2nQHPs4aA
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Mrs.Kravitz!
Thank you! Is that not the most ignorant thing to say?!?! If these ARE big words to you buddy, then you are, in fact, STUPID!
Ugh. Pretty boys.
Okie!!
My mom says "weiners" instead of "hot-dogs" and it never fails to make my nephews giggle!!! Then i giggle...then we all get in trouble.
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Now those are pretty cool costumes. I'm honestly tired of those cheap quicky costumes celebrities use or the hooker-skank versions.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Jeffro11,
Grrrr! You know, one of the reasons i left my ex was because he said i used "big words" to make him feel stupid.
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if he was dumb enough to even make that argument, nuff said!
Humblest apologies from The Donger. xoxo
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Well i worked for a dude with the last name of Weaner spelled just like a friggin spelled it.
I hated him.
On his last mail out before I quit many, many manymanymany moons ago, I changed his name from Weaner to Dick Face.
The girl who replaced me and who I still talk to still tells that story.
Im an asshole.
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Is that really her name: Hoda Kotb
Or is muh chain being pulled again..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
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OKIE break that fucking egg NOWWWWW
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
You're a Winner if you can't spell Weiner.. Weiner is gross anyways.. I like barbie dolls!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
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Snowy.. In a dumb man deep voice.. Al says "oh aw gosh man, I still cant reach my pee pee!"
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
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lmao @ thumb #7
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"With every 5th Valtrex refill, you get your very own Vh1 reality show!" -MK
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My ex MIL was a silly cunt just like Ann "High On life and Protein Bars" Curry.
I want to punch a canary every time i hear either one of them say the words "nutrition" or "children" or "spirituality" or any of those other Family Value type buzz words.
She is such a twat! Boooooooooo
She can suck Al Rokers weaner!
HOW THE FUCK IS THE RIGHT WAY TO FUCKING SPELL WEINER?WEANER? Pffffffffffffft!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Imma bout to start a fire w/ a dumb piece of wood. And roast some gingerbread, and boil an egg.. Then I'll prob just cut a bitch up that's wearing a fancy dress..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
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What's with the gay flower printed shirt and bright blue bow-tie?
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Jeffro11,
Grrrr! You know, one of the reasons i left my ex was because he said i used "big words" to make him feel stupid.
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best reason I can think of to use big words!
Anyworthless-ex, I'm sure he wasn't good enough to kiss the hem of your garment, Clari.
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
don't bite Al, he tastes like ass.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
LOL, Al has big red nipples! 4 of 'em!
Ann Curry dresses like that every night before she interviews Skeletina.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
@LoLo.. LMAO about Al Roker being nekkid.. I want to touch his dark male boooobies!
I brake for red honkers!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
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