Friday, October 31st 2008
Happy Halloween!
Don't have a costume for your night of debauchery? All you have to do is shut a door on your face and then apply a shit load of make-up using your feet. When people ask who you're supposed to be? Simply answer, "The beautiful rose of Graceland Priscilla Presley!" If they respond with, "Who?" Just tell them you're a post-stroke alien zombie.
Here's the natural beauty known as Priscilla Presley trying to wink at a party for Veranda Magazine last night.
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Submitted by angel_i on October 31, 2008 - 12:22pm.
@Ms. Gosling:
Holy Batcock, Batman! Is that photoshop?
All real baby, all real....
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
Submitted by angel_i on October 31, 2008 - 12:22pm.
@Ms. Gosling:
Holy Batcock, Batman! Is that photoshop?
All real baby, all real....
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
That's a tragedy....her mouth and lipstick look like retarded Parkenson's patient put it on.
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Oopsie, Priscilla! Your face is falling down!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
@Ms. Gosling:
Holy Batcock, Batman! Is that photoshop?
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Did she just had money to lift the left side of her face or something?
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Submitted by M.E. on October 31, 2008 - 12:20pm.
HEY! Are any of you hookers dressed up today??
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I took my cue from Holly and decided to dress as a girl on her period!
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This is her right?? She was so hot...why would she do this to herself???
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd312/mslazer45/Female%20Celebrity/Pr...
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
Jesus Christ, she looks awful. Children, behold the potential side effects of Botox in all their horror. Overzealous injections around her right eye have left her eyelid partially closed. She reminds me of the infamous Patsy Stone in the "Paralox" AbFab episode.
Poor Priscilla should call it quits already and let herself age gracefully. She ain't young anymore and everybody knows it!
sweet jesus harold fucking christ on a rubber crutch!!!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
"After her separation from Elvis, Priscilla moved to the Marina Del Ray area in Los Angeles with her karate instructor, Mike Stone (they had begun their affair when she started taking lessons from him in 1971). The relationship ended in 1975.
After her breakup with Stone, Priscilla had a relationship with lawyer Robert Kardashian."
huh? IS this common knowledge or have I been living under a rock?
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
HEY! Are any of you hookers dressed up today??
For once I'm kinda glad to be poor. If I had money maybe I'd be tempted to do this--no, no I wouldn't.
"Fuck me dumb, you Google!"
Happy Hallowpeen..I mean Halloween! See what coming on this site everyday does to me?!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Putas: Yeah, it really is harder on them. I've heard women talk about becoming "invisible". But I think people set themselves up for that, or allow it to happen.
And I suppose you shouldn't base your self-worth on whether strange men find you attractive or not. My Aunt Lora is old but she's a fun, upbeat person who turns out the most delicious things from her kitchen. She's not book smart, but she can talk to anyone about anything. She is (not being sappy) a ray of sunshine to everyone who knows her. I don't think she has a mean bone in her body.
Maybe men don't "notice" her in a sexual way, but if you've come across her, you will remember her and love her because she is such an awesome, vivacious person. She looks like any other older lady, but she has such a buzzy, sunny energy, she could never be invisible.
Seriously, Pricilla, you've done fucked yourself up girl.
Once a very beautiful woman, now a charater taken from Tim Burton's nightmares.
Priscilla needs to stop sticking her head in the grease traps at KFC.
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.......BEETLEJUICE!
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT WORKED!!!!!!
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
That poor make-up artist has to contain his/her laughter everytime he/she does her make-up. You know her make-up artist thinks, "Don't laugh, please don't laugh" before walking into the room. I don't even wanne think about how Miss Zombie looks without make-up. I bet it makes Michael Jackson look like a hot bitch.
Elvis has left the building...permanently. Priscilla should become a poster woman for why not to have Botox treatments. You wonder what goes through her mind when she looks at herself in the mirror...
So that's what they did with all that leftover grease from the King's fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches. I can't feel anything but pity for Priscilla.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
How clever of Cilla to bring out her kabuki mask just in time for Halloween.
*** I totally agree, i work with a lot of rich clients and a lot of the women that come in here are so ridiculous looking with their tight clothes crazy surgeries and platinum blonde hair, every once in a while though we get women that are just stunning and they could be well into their 60's something about the way they carry themselves makes them so much more beautiful than botox or surgery ever could
Submitted by sushi on October 31, 2008 - 12:04pm.
It's too bad people didn't think: "I want to look good for my age" and not "I want to look younger."
When I see a beautiful older woman on the street untouched by surgical gloves, I think wow -- now that's really beautiful!
When I see a woman whose skin is taught or looks embalmed I feel the same way I do when I see a bad toupe.
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
She has such beautiful skin, look at it...flawless. Why go and jack with it? Her lips are so dang wonky it's not even funny. So sad...
Dear mother of God!
Natural beauty.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!
I's scared!
I have eyewash if anyone needs it.
So damn sad
http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/music/slideshow/careerwreckers/img...
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/259588~Priscilla-Presl...
*sigh*
Note to self:
*licks tip of pencil*
Coke and botox are not my friends...got it!!!
*eeeeeeeek*
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
she is one HWAT grammaw.
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
When will beautiful women realize that their odds of looking ok are much better when they stop messing with their faces?
This once again proves the theory that women who are known for their beauty (or are defined by it or think they are) have a harder time aging than their more average counterparts.
It's like they take it a lot harder that they get less attention as they age. Happens to everyone to an extent but these women get wildly desperate hence the constant surgery.
Well I've already had my first frightening moment of the day. Damn, MK it's too early for this BS!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Oh dear! What would The King say about this? *dies*
HAHA! Her doctor the same one who got busted for injecting motor oil into his patients' faces!
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
It's too bad people didn't think: "I want to look good for my age" and not "I want to look younger."
When I see a beautiful older woman on the street untouched by surgical gloves, I think wow -- now that's really beautiful!
When I see a woman whose skin is taught or looks embalmed I feel the same way I do when I see a bad toupe.
The new Star Trek film is going to be so good.
What? Huh...you mean this isn't...
WHO?
Oh dear Lord....
Hide the children.
If you look at the skin of her eyelids, especially on the insides, you can see how thin and crepe-y it is. I guess they can't Botox the inner corners of your eyes. People have to be able to blink.
It IS a goddamn shame, Joe Mahma. She was a beautiful woman.
A natural and rare beauty.
This womany thing used to be so beautiful
Trully hideous
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BRAAAAIIIINNNNNZZZ!
She's doing her own Botoxing.
It looks painful to be her.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
how sad, she doesn't need a mask to frighten anyone.
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And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
-The Beatles "For No One"
WHOAAAAAAAAA UGLY!
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
WHat a God-damn shame.