Friday, October 31st 2008
Happy Halloween!
Don't have a costume for your night of debauchery? All you have to do is shut a door on your face and then apply a shit load of make-up using your feet. When people ask who you're supposed to be? Simply answer, "The beautiful rose of Graceland Priscilla Presley!" If they respond with, "Who?" Just tell them you're a post-stroke alien zombie.
Here's the natural beauty known as Priscilla Presley trying to wink at a party for Veranda Magazine last night.
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Submitted by TITS on October 31, 2008 - 12:55pm.
You'd get two lumps at this crib, hottie.
I'm going dressed as you, speaking of two lumps.
And I say that with all respect, being one of your loyal minions.
*winks*
"It's too much to process."--MK
Mrs. K/DD:
didja ever hear Chris Daughtry's version of Suspicious Minds on AI?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdJrrHwx3oI
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 31, 2008 - 12:53pm.
and Dwight Yoakum does a great version of it too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4u_ahEIpds
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
This mess isn't from botox! It's from the fillers she had injected by a shyster *doctor* from South America. It was all over the news. She thought she was getting some new revolutionary treatment and he shot her fact full of some nasty stuff that has now kinda congealed and gone hard. Wasn't he charged criminally (?)
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Submitted by M.E. on October 31, 2008 - 12:20pm.
HEY! Are any of you hookers dressed up today??
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yes but if i told you what i'm dressed as, you'd likely only give me a lump of coal when i came to your house.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 31, 2008 - 12:50pm.
DiamondDawg...
I looked it up.
I'm compulsive.
Mark James (b. 1940) is a songwriter, famous for writing hits for singers B.J. Thomas, Brenda Lee, and Elvis Presley, most notably Elvis' #1 hit of his career, "Suspicious Minds."
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Oh my!! Thanks Mrs Kravitz! Who knew? I gave him extra points cuz I thought he wrote it! That's disappointing. But still my favorite EP song!
Does anyone want to be my trick?
*taps foot*
Don't let Charles Lee Ray scare ya!
Her face kinda looks like Tom Cruise's in Vanilla Sky:
http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/vanilla_sky/22.jpg
(that was the only picture I could find)
Wrong...just wrong...
She used to be so beautiful. She has truly ruined her looks.
DiamondDawg...
I looked it up.
I'm compulsive.
Mark James (b. 1940) is a songwriter, famous for writing hits for singers B.J. Thomas, Brenda Lee, and Elvis Presley, most notably Elvis' #1 hit of his career, "Suspicious Minds."
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
Actually Priscilla and a few other women in L.A are supposedly suing the doc. He was from South America, and he injected stuff that was totally not to be used in humans, as it was some type of shit used for airplanes or some type of crap like that. I forgot who the other women were involved in the suit, and I am too lazy to look it up, but this doc did screw up quite a number of women, some to the point of having major medical reprocussions as a result. They were told that the stuff wasn't approved by the FDA, but the idiot women, inclu. Prissy, wanted the results-well they got'em!
Submitted by Charles Manson on October 31, 2008 - 12:26pm.
ELVIS WOULD BE PISSED IF HE SAW THIS MONSTER CREATION. HE IS STILL ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE **** KNOWING THEY ARE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
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You know, some people believe Elvis is STILL ALIVE. Same people who are members of The Flat Earth Society.
She kissed someone's ass and it stayed!!
consider that line stolen.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
_http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/24/priscilla-presley-treated_n_93144.html
Article on Pricilla Presley and 'botox'
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Wow... she was one of the few women I would call beautiful... and she just fucked it all up....
Diamond Dawg, I have done Botox before (I desperately need some now), and my eyes weren't wonky. These women have millions more money than me, yet they pick doctors that fuck up their faces.
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And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
-The Beatles "For No One"
Priscilla Presley was phenomenally gorgeous in her younger years and could have been a very beautiful older women had she left her face to minimal treatment. A little bit of a skin peel and a little bit of botox is ok, and maby and little nip and tuck. But she had some kind of lower facial implants that left her looking like a freak. Go to You Tube and type in their search engion: Elvis Presley Always on My Mind to get an idea of how mindboggling beautiful she once was. It will be well worth your time.
_I do recall something about how some Hollywood women had 'botox' injected from so called dr, but I thought that the 'dr' was from South America.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Submitted by Hekki on October 31, 2008 - 12:41pm.
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Very messed up.
Hey, did Elvis write "Suspicious Minds" about Priscilla?
That's right, kids!
Don't fuck with your face.
(Does she have to eat with a straw, or what? Good God.)
That is scary; she has 'beauty tips' on her website. How about staying away from botox and plastic surgery?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Submitted by Hekki on October 31, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Good detective work
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I "know" people **coughWIKIPEDIAcough**
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
Stocky - whacha gonna be tonight?
Submitted by Miami on October 31, 2008 - 12:40pm.
I do not know what is more creepy: the fact that her 63 year old face has no wrinkles or the fact that her plastic surgeon should be in jail at this precise moment.
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maybe someone already said this....but didn't she go to South America for beauty treatments and ended up with INDUSTRIAL GRADE junk injected in her face?
I do believe that's what happened. In South America they do things that are not legal in the U.S. -- but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen at all. Just maybe less.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz: "After her breakup with Stone, Priscilla had a relationship with lawyer Robert Kardashian."
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Good detective work, Mrs. K! I did not know that.
I also remember some tidbit that Elvis could not have sex with a woman if she had given birth. He was one fucked-up dude. I bet after Priscilla had Lisa Marie, she never got Elvis' sausage again. That whole madonna/whore thing.
Robert Kardashian? Hmmmm.
Elvis's decomposed body looks better than her enhanced face.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
holy frickin' cow!!!!!!!!!!
BOTOX IS WHY EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD HAS WONK EYE, ISN'T IT?
Wow
Wow
Wow
there will be no need to embalm her when she passes on. She's already full of preservative fluids.
I do not know what is more creepy: the fact that her 63 year old face has no wrinkles or the fact that her plastic surgeon should be in jail at this precise moment.
El B.,
Me? I WISH! Talk about secks on a stick!!
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Submitted by M.E. on October 31, 2008 - 12:20pm.
HEY! Are any of you hookers dressed up today??
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Yes, as your avie.
"It's too much to process."--MK
Submitted by diggerdp
From Priscilla's website....
"Beauty and Priscilla Presley are almost synonymous.(HA!) Delve into her secrets with beauty tips and sample her designer line of fragrance and jewelry."
*** Taking beauty tips from Priscilla Presley is like taking diet tips from Oprah.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Clarisse, is that you in your avatar? Nice!
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NoAnjl loves me and i love her, deal with it!
MK WTF does this girl have no legs? that's not really funny... snowpiece 30 Oct
Happy Halloween sexy and all the DL sluts! *throwing joints and candy*
okie♥ LOL! Bitch's face is tight! I'll bet she uses a shoe horn to brush her teeth. Sad, she probably would have aged beautifully. Now... *eyes burning*
El B.!
"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.......BEETLEJUICE!
ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT WORKED!!!!!!"
ROTFLMFAO!!!
We've come fur yur daughter Chuck!
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Happy Halloween Hwat Hwores!!
From Priscilla's website....
"Beauty and Priscilla Presley are almost synonymous.(HA!) Delve into her secrets with beauty tips and sample her designer line of fragrance and jewelry."
Submitted by oklahoma on October 31, 2008 - 12:30pm.
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Whew! You'd stopped walking there for a minute - I thought maybe you'd passed out.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by skinny fat on October 31, 2008 - 12:29pm.
talk about your wonky eye....
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I think that qualifies as a wonky FACE
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
I want to seee mooore costumes. More MORE!!! *gets all greedy like* mua muaaa mUahaahahaha
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
The symmetry of her face is off. I can't look at her face without my OCD kicking in and wanting to correct it. Her right eye is drooping, her lips are just a frigging mess, her left cheek bone is too high... god I need medication.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Sweetas.. I know,right?? LMAO!!! Hi!!! She kissed someone's ass and it stayed!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
I hate Halloween. Can't wait until it's over.
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
talk about your wonky eye....
Ha. HAPPY HALLOWEEN again. All!
Priscilla's face: HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!
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I don't blame John McCain for all of President Bush's mistakes. After all, he's only voted with George Bush 90% of the time. - Barack Obama
Aaaaagh!! Hold me! *shivering*
Are those lips or the feckin bat signal?
ELVIS WOULD BE PISSED IF HE SAW THIS MONSTER CREATION. HE IS STILL ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE FUCKING KNOWING THEY ARE SCIENTOLOGISTS.
At least she has shiny hair. Maybe she should think about bangs...big long ones.
M.E. ~ I'm dressing up tonight for a party.