Friday, October 31st 2008
Happy Halloween!
Don't have a costume for your night of debauchery? All you have to do is shut a door on your face and then apply a shit load of make-up using your feet. When people ask who you're supposed to be? Simply answer, "The beautiful rose of Graceland Priscilla Presley!" If they respond with, "Who?" Just tell them you're a post-stroke alien zombie.
Here's the natural beauty known as Priscilla Presley trying to wink at a party for Veranda Magazine last night.
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i'd bang that
Jeffro11,
OH! A weekend visit!! FUN!!!
M.E.,
The chuncky chick! LOL!!!
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
David Cook is going to be on SNL.
I think this weekend.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Bo Bice? Remind me which one he is?
I'm thinking about Ace.......
Jeffro - me too, in regards to Cook's album.
I agree that Chris was better off starting his own band.
Submitted by M.E. on October 31, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Clarisse - Carrie Underwears and the chunky chick, fuck what is her name??? She did the duet with Reba recently?
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Kelly Clarkson.
Bo Bice showed promise but there's just not much of a market for southern/classic style rock these days.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Clarisse - Carrie Underwears and the chunky chick, fuck what is her name??? She did the duet with Reba recently?
So far they are the only two winners to really have a career out of winning AI.
*edited to say, Kelly Clarkson is who I was referring to*
Submitted by M.E. on October 31, 2008 - 1:23pm.
Jeffro11 - I agree, Chris's first album was great. I have it. I love it.
He totally should have won, but actually, I think by him NOT winning, his career soared.
I remember after hearing Chris sing their song, Fuel asked them to front the band.
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felt the same way when he got the boot, but he was much better off not winning. And better off with his own band rather than fronting for Fuel.
I'm interested to hear David Cook's CD when it comes out.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
I wonder if her face will ever go back to what it was before that botched injections. I think Lionel Ritches ex's boyfriend screwed up a lot of faces when he injected them with...I can't remember what, something he shouldn't have
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Jeffro11
Speakinig of poo...how did the FIL visit go? Did you catch your buzz in time?
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Yeah, he didn't get in until around 10pm...he's here til Sunday...thankfully he'll be gone so I can enjoy the Pats-Colts game in relative peace.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 31, 2008 - 1:18pm.
DAE, Halloween is another "Amateur Night" for me...I won't go out.....just like St Patty's Day, NYE, etc.....the amateur drunks are out, and I want no part of that shit!
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Lol!
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 31, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Submitted by T*TS on October 31, 2008 - 1:08pm.
T*TS? I'm like a g'd to you, aren't I?
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
M.E.
I don't watch AI, but from what i've read, none of the "winners" ever go anywhere do they?
xxyxz,
Hey...If I had a pair like that, i wouldn't even put a shirt on!
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Jeffro11 - I agree, Chris's first album was great. I have it. I love it.
He totally should have won, but actually, I think by him NOT winning, his career soared.
I remember after hearing Chris sing their song, Fuel asked them to front the band.
Clarisse
guilty as charged
Submitted by DiamondDawg on October 31, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Are you scared of stuff or do you think its just dumb?
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Neither.
I hate the way Halloween has become (like Christmas) soo commercialised. I'm over it.
~♥~Keeps Gettin'Better ~ The Official Video ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zASL04bgJ70 ~♥~
Submitted by M.E. on October 31, 2008 - 1:19pm.
angel_i - FUCK! Yer avvie is fucking with my head!
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LOL! I know, right?
*I* can't even look at it.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
angel_i - FUCK! Yer avvie is fucking with my head!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DAE, Halloween is another "Amateur Night" for me...I won't go out.....just like St Patty's Day, NYE, etc.....the amateur drunks are out, and I want no part of that shit!
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And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
-The Beatles "For No One"
Jeffro11
Speakinig of poo...how did the FIL visit go? Did you catch your buzz in time?
xxyxz,
Are you flashin peeps again?? Point those girls dis way!
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Chris did an excellent job with that song.
I loved his version of Fuel's "Hemorrhage" too.
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M.E. - Hemorrage was AWESOME. I remember all the other contestants watching while he performed and they were like "oh fuck". Hoping he has a new CD out soon, 1st one is great.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Submitted by putas on October 31, 2008 - 1:09pm.
*Brilliant*
I hope it goes over well, my husband and I are both mexican so we want to make sure it is campy enough for people to know we are dressed up! Otherwise, we might get shot!
Putas,
I KNOW!! And she was rather famously quoted as saying, "Kissing Dwight is like eating a dirt sandwich."
Hate.
Her.
Dwight rocks.
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
you know what's creepy? Priscilla's bottom lip looks like her top lip!! wth! with the indentation right in the middle of the lower lip!
My yoga instructor said "headstand" is nature's facelift. She's so rainbow-y and stuff.
I just had an epiphany. I'm going to change careers and become a plastic surgeon because I'm pretty sure I could do a way better job that most of the ones half the hollywood tarts are seeing.
Hi Devilgirl!! Sorry to be so serious, but it is tragic they way this guy died. He was pumped full of amphetamines and barbituates for 2 decades before his heart finally gave out. And they were all precription meds. Someone should have stepped in and helped him, because records show he desparately wanted it. But he was a cash cow. A cash cow to his doctors, his manager, his handlers and everyone else. Poor Elvis, no one ever lent one helping hand to this addict.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Submitted by xxyxz on October 31, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 31, 2008 - 12:59pm.
How much ya askin?
*flashes boobs*
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That'll do it. I canNOT compete with that rack.
*sighs*
Moonshine is yours....sniff,sniff.
"It's too much to process."--MK
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 31, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Mrs. K/DD:
didja ever hear Chris Daughtry's version of Suspicious Minds on AI?
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Chris did an excellent job with that song.
I loved his version of Fuel's "Hemorrhage" too.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Jeffro11,
I will have you know that MY shit does NOT stink!
Angel_i,
Doesn't it look like that bat is going "Heyyyy look at THIS!!!"
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HAHA!
Maybe he is! I always think - the animal kingdom must think we're so fucked up sometimes, I mean by NOW; - always coming out there to the jungle with all this STUFF and chasing them around looking at them through boxes and flashing bright lights at them...tryna catch them and stuff them in cages. I'm kinda liking this idea of him sayin': "Hey ya scrawny monkey, suck on this!" LOL
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
Submitted by T*TS on October 31, 2008 - 1:08pm.
Is this some new disease? Wonk eye seems to be spreading like an aussie wild fire.
Is there a cure? Is there any prevention? Should I be worried?
How does one catch wonk eye?
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I HAVE A THEORY - I BELIEVE WONK EYE IS A RESULT OF BOTOX. It's kinda hard to get the exact nerves because they are in a network. Too much botox and it seeps too far. It's just a theory -- based on me having had some sclerotherapy done for spider veins. All they need to do is get one main vein, inject the solution, and it spreads to the vein network - as much as 3 inches out.
We think Cila looks great. How many 65-plus year olds look that good?
She looks younger than - and better than - her daughter(that hideous fat sow lisa marie)
I love Halloween too! sometimes more then Christmas
How does one catch wonk eye?"
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I think you need to lick it, fuck it or inject it..
senoritame on October 31, 2008 - 1:07pm.
*Brilliant*. I could swipe that idea. I already have a chola pumpkin (the bandanna and knife sticking out of her side) I could use some her those props. Just need to get some Wet N Wild lipliner.
Hi Aphid!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 31, 2008 - 12:30pm.
I hate Halloween. Can't wait until it's over.
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Are you scared of stuff or do you think its just dumb?
I gotta say, Halloween is my absolute favorite holiday. I mean, I love The Baby Jesus, but Halloween is SO MUCH FREAKIN'FUN! The morning show guys have been doing a segment all week called "Chainsaw Wake-up." Here's a link to today's. HILARIOUS.
Go here:
http://johnjayandrich.krq.com/pages/podcasts.php
Then scroll down til you see "Chainsaw Wake Up: October 31, 2008" Click on "Listen"
Is this some new disease? Wonk eye seems to be spreading like an aussie wild fire.
Is there a cure? Is there any prevention? Should I be worried?
How does one catch wonk eye?
i'm skeered.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
M.E.- you lookin for costume ideas? I need some too! Eh. I always wait until last minute. Maybe I'll throw the white sheet over my head and be a ghost. Lazy ass tried and true winner of a costume.
And Mrs- K- fun fact about Dwight? He dated that crazy minx Sharon Stone! Whoa. I'm not really a fan of country but he is kind of sexy. Scratch that, very.
Anyone see anyone out as a Sarah Palin yet today? Kick 'em for me.
Yeah, she used to be gorgeous.. it's very sad she did that to herself. I seen her on some show a while back and she could barely smile.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on October 31, 2008 - 12:59pm.
How much ya askin?
*flashes boobs*
The top part of her face doesn't look that bad, the bottom half looks scary!
I am dressing up as a chola for Halloween (my hubby is dressing as a cholo). Little Loca is my inspiration.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Jeffro11,
I will have you know that MY shit does NOT stink!
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You and Chestica...
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
What a shame, she used to be a beautiful woman.
Jeffro11,
I will have you know that MY shit does NOT stink!
Angel_i,
Doesn't it look like that bat is going "Heyyyy look at THIS!!!"
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Submitted by M.E. on October 31, 2008 - 12:20pm.
HEY! Are any of you h****s dressed up today??
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No. I'm just wearing a black t-shirt with a skull on it. But I wear that at least once a week.
I'm saving my costume festivities for my city's ALL SOULS PROCESSION on November 9th. Then there's an after-party called "Dance of the Dead"
http://www.allsoulsprocession.org/gallery
And my costume this year will be a deathly Holly Golightly - like my av but with skeleton face.
Woot.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 31, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on October 31, 2008 - 12:22pm.
@Ms. Gosling:
Holy Batcock, Batman! Is that photoshop?
All real baby, all real....
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LOL! Is he touching it?!?! LOL!
(don't play me, k? my real name is in the dictionary under "gullible")
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
I wonder if it makes your p00p smell bad?
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LMFAO...as opposed to poop that smells GOOD?
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Submitted by xxyxz on October 31, 2008 - 12:52pm.
Sorry, I'm promised to Moonshine Pullman for the evening.
*shudders*
That's what happens when you play strip poker in Asheville, NC.
Want to buy me out?
"It's too much to process."--MK
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on October 31, 2008 - 12:30pm.
I hate Halloween. Can't wait until it's over.
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Why? I love it! So fun. A friend of mine also hates it more than anyting. ,She never really gave a reason.
And Hekki- so well put. I would *MUCH* rather be like Aunt Lora based on that description. She sounds like she has a rich life. I think that might be the key- cultivate oneself outside the looks dept. and then the whole issue is less important.
Submitted by devilgirl on October 31, 2008 - 12:49pm.
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Thank you, Devil Girl.
That's the thing...I'm always so envious of not being able to afford botox and stuff, but i also wonder what are people's faces gonna look like when they're 60 if they've been doing it for 20 years? Botox HAS to migrate somewhere, right? I wonder if it makes your p00p smell bad?