Friday, October 31st 2008
Happy Halloween!
Don't have a costume for your night of debauchery? All you have to do is shut a door on your face and then apply a shit load of make-up using your feet. When people ask who you're supposed to be? Simply answer, "The beautiful rose of Graceland Priscilla Presley!" If they respond with, "Who?" Just tell them you're a post-stroke alien zombie.
Here's the natural beauty known as Priscilla Presley trying to wink at a party for Veranda Magazine last night.
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Submitted by sexyer22ds on November 1, 2008 - 8:05pm.
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she's going the way of michael jackson.
man if this face doesn't say holloween scarey than nothing else will.
she looks like a friggin gremlin.
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It is in the present moment, that we are truly alive! When we awaken to the silence of our minds, we are able to hear the wisdom of our souls. Our presence allows us to fully participate in our lives and enjoy all the peace, joy and w
She was once a beautiful woman. Elvis must be rolling over in his grave. But I still would bet the rent that Cilla thinks she is still beautiful.
Poor 'cilla. Not a wrinkle on her face, and she looks like scary hell.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by TITS on October 31, 2008 - 4:28pm.
dot - are you implying that mrs k is 666?
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Mme Tits, I said no such thing. That's Michael K's numero. ;p
Gawwwwwwww. Priss' face-meltdown makes me sad.
Candy for everyone!
That being said clarisse... i hope i never work in an office with you. :D
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 4:45pm.
TITS
OMG! We use to do shit like that all the time.
heh heh heh. i knew i wouldn't be alone.
subtlety is the key if you truly want to screw with them long term.
stapler girl started throwing tantrums in the office, stamping her little foot, and spittle would fly from her mouth.
the absolute best gaslight i ever encountered was a crusty old bastard who used to recommend this one prized asshole for promotion year after year. crusty was a senior knowledgeable repected employee, so he was listened to. When i asked him wtf he was doing he smirked evilly and told me he was waiting for the asshole to get used to the big income, title, perks etc and then watch him get fired from a high high perch when those around him realized what a tool he was. It would hurt the asshole more for a longer time that way. crusty didn't care because he was retiring in a few years.
it was one of the most fucking beautiful pieces of revenge that I have ever encountered. i was in awe.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Holy F*cking Shit!
This woman looks like hell, literally.
I looked at all the thumbnails, hoping she'd look semi-human in at least one shot, but alas, no, in not one does she resemble her former self.
I tried other things, like standing 10 ft from the computer and blurring my vision, but I'll be dammed if she didn't still look like a caricature. A bad one.
To all of you considering plastic surgery, look at P Presley and heed the warning. I'd rather age naturally than risk these results.
TITS
OMG! We use to do shit like that all the time. Anal retentive guy that had to have everything in it's place...we always moved his shit. Nutter that always went around filling up the fax machine...always stole the paper.
The best was the born again nutter that preached at everyone...i replaced her god music with a Godsmack CD.
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 3:55pm.
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" "gaslighting" acquired the meaning of ruthlessly manipulating an individual, for nefarious reasons, into believing something other than the truth."
..so in other words, the McCain / Palin ticket?
dot - are you implying that mrs k is 666?
:P~
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Submitted by TITS on October 31, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by . on October 31, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 31, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Brilliant stuff eh?
I love fucking with people like that.
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TITS, you iz 667! I iz only 665. lol
Happy Halloweenies. I gotta go and buy some candy for da chillenz.
Submitted by . on October 31, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 31, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Brilliant stuff eh?
I love fucking with people like that.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on October 31, 2008 - 4:06pm.
I looked it up.
Gaslight
The Murder in Thornton Square
(1944) NR
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Mrs. K., that's the one! He (Boyer) keeps dimming the gas lights in her room and she believes it's all in her own mind.
I looked it up.
Gaslight
The Murder in Thornton Square
(1944) NR
In this atmospheric murder mystery, beautiful, naive socialite Paula (Ingrid Bergman) disintegrates into a raving lunatic in the home in which her aunt was murdered. The suspect? Her devoted husband (Charles Boyer). Paula's self-doubt builds slowly as her husband meticulously orchestrates her spiral into insanity.
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As they say in Hollywood "he has brought my vision to life"
That is some bad plastic surgery,yikes!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Gaslighting - I used to work with this dumb whiny gunt who sat near the photocopier. People were always borrowing her stapler.
Drover her fucking nuts. She was always pouting and primping and poo poo-ing over her stapler.
So I started taking it every time she wasn't looking and putting it back at random.
It got a little scary. She went WAY over the top. At first we were all snickering like fools, then her reactions got so bad it wasn't funny, but frightening.
the best part is she never thought to put the stupid stapler in a drawer away from sight. jesus she was a moron.
anyway - that's gaslighting someone. it's fun!
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
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" "gaslighting" acquired the meaning of ruthlessly manipulating an individual, for nefarious reasons, into believing something other than the truth."
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....If i only knew then....
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
I am officially scared....
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Trick or Treat Bitches!!!
How do you get the wonk from so much plastic surgery? I do hope to god she's having a stroke, the way her lips are makes me want to puke violently!
Your face!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 3:43pm.
TITS
"Gaslight"...color me intrigued...what is that?
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"Gaslight" the movie essentially means fucking with someone's head and making them believe they are going insane when they are not. -MY TAKE.
TITS
"Gaslight"...color me intrigued...what is that?
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
did someone punch her in the mouth?
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It is in the present moment, that we are truly alive! When we awaken to the silence of our minds, we are able to hear the wisdom of our souls. Our presence allows us to fully participate in our lives and enjoy all the peace, joy and w
Priscilla got injected by that doctor that got arrested for using anti freeze botox or some shit like that. I actually feel sorry for her, she was always beautiful and if she hadn't fucked with her face, she still would be. Lessons learned??? Leave your stuff alone, were all getting there, let yourself age gracefully, Elvis wouldn't recognize her today.
heh - did you ever 'gaslight' him?
that's always fun.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Holy Shiz! That last botox session did go off as planned, aye Prissy?
TITS
Of course! This was the end...things were UGLY! I tried to explain that if he thought they were big words, then, maybe there was something to that dumb theory...
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Jeffro11,
Grrrr! You know, one of the reasons i left my ex was because he said i used "big words" to make him feel stupid.
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Were you ever tempted to start spelling them out for him?
snort
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Chica-
In the end, even a beauty needs to let her face go how it's going to go. You can get away with a minor tweek or two. But full frontal assault with a knife or fluids, done badly, will just change your features and not make you look any younger. Now if you find and are lucky (because even the best of Dr. have bad days) you can come out a bit more refreshed if your face has really aged badly. But it's Vegas time. You have got to be prepared to lose it all. Scary.
It's finally happened - her fucking face is melting and she is morphing into Michael Jackson!
Yeah, I heard about that, too. I'm very much against "parties" like that. These women have money... although at that point, I guess it's not about money but impatience and vanity and cackling over champagne while waiting for your injection... whatever injection... the injection du jour. Yuck, yuck, yuck. A pity, because Priscilla Presley actually was a very pretty woman. But that's what happens when your whole life is based on your looks.
Here's the deal.... it was all over the news here in L.A a while back. WHy? 'Cause we LOVE this shit here. The news isn't the news without some new youth bringing/keeping procedure taking up a segment. Anywhores, a few months back there were indictments made against all involved and this South American "Dr." who would go to "parties" hosted by Lionel Ritchies wife. Oh, fuck it.. I copied and pasted what happened to her face. Read if you care.
"It is believed he injected her with industrial low-grade silicone similar to that used by mechanics to grease car parts.
Argentinian born Dr. Daniel Serrano, who also reportedly treated Lionel Richie's ex wife Diane, was only licensed as a nurse when he performed the cosmetic procedure in 2003.
Her spokesperson said: 'Priscilla Presley was one of many documented victims of Dr. Serrano.
'An investigation which uncovered his misconduct ultimately lead to his imprisonment. Ms Presley dealt with this matter years ago and everything is now well.'
Serrano was investigated after his patients complained the injections caused lumps, paralysis and craters in the face.
He was arrested in 2004 and charged in relation to the illegal injections. Serrano was later sentenced to 18 months in prison after pleading guilty to conspiracy, smuggling and use of unapproved drugs."
Jeffro11,
Grrrr! You know, one of the reasons i left my ex was because he said i used "big words" to make him feel stupid.
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
I don't think the problem is bad plastic surgeons, I think the problem is these people don't know (or can't) when to stop. A little bit here, and a little bit there is fine. I bet they must feel a lot of pressure in their line of work to constantly look their best.
even if they've had too much done, they likely demand drs to do the work, and keep shopping until they find one that will.
too much money and too little will power or strength of character.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Gaaahhh! THAT is horrific.
Happy Halloweener, D-listers!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Oh Jeffro11,
Born-agains are the WORST! They use religion as a sheild to hide behind.
My SIL in a cult-like born again (thinks Harry Potter is the devil) and she is easily the most evil, judgemental, duplicitous person I have ever met.
She HATES ME! Must be the "Born OK the first time" sticker on my car.
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"Duplicitous"...you and that goddamn Google. LOL
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Oh Jeffro11,
Born-agains are the WORST! They use religion as a sheild to hide behind.
My SIL in a cult-like born again (thinks Harry Potter is the devil) and she is easily the most evil, judgemental, duplicitous person I have ever met.
She HATES ME! Must be the "Born OK the first time" sticker on my car.
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
I believe that alot of people who look "unnatural" have had their eye and lip makeup tattooed on and have had some sort of plastic surgery, and botox.....I cannot understand why some celebrities choose to freak up there faces.......they all turn out looking similar, and not in an attractive way. Maybe that's why they call it "plastic" surgery because you end up looking like a plastic face.
I double dog dare all-a you dlisters to don a Ptosis Paris face mask for Halloween. *kiddin'*
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Jeffro11
Ugh. Born again yuppy.
*shudders*
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Yeah, it's wonderfuckingful. I get the 'tsk, tsk disapproving look' when I want to have a beer and watch a ballgame...
...yet I've seen pics of this guy in a wife beater, standing in front of his VW van with a a stubby Lucky Lager in his hand!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Jeffro11
Ugh. Born again yuppy.
*shudders*
On Topic:
*shudders*
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
I can't stand to even look at Priscilla's face anymore cosidering how striking she once was.
It looks like a TupperWare party gone horribly wrong!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Jeffro11,
OH! A weekend visit!! FUN!!!
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He's the born again yuppie type, he's staying at a Bed & Bfast, so it could be worse.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Bo Bice - the dude with the long hair. Got it. LOL
Bo Bice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmeS3v_w4Kk
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Clarisse - LOL, well......I'm right!
poor woman.
oh shit are we talking about AI, I miss it! LOL
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