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Does Spanx not make nude color tights? That black shit on Kim KardASSIAN's legs are not acceptable and Lynda Carter queefs on them! That killed her whole Wonder Whore outfit for me. Well, that and the bottom of her costume looks like a politically themed Depends diaper from the back. I think she also had an invisible plane with her, but her ass gobbled it up.

My arch rival CHERYL BURKE disappoints me. This was her chance to dress as a slutty wet vac or a slutty Swiffer, but she chooses this busted crap instead?! Is she some kind of slutty army mop?

Here's a few more pictures of Kim and CHERYL BURKE celebrating Whoreoween last night with Kim's mommy. I think she's dressed as a horny and menopausal Soviet soldier with a sweaty pit problem.

Wenn, Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Joe Mahma on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:27am.

In what way do those costumes have ANYTHING to do with Halloween?

Submitted by putas on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:25am.

Oh good Hekki busted out 'Grody' I don't feel as bad for being oldschool. :)

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:23am.

I agree Dallas, you can kind of see the cellulite through the black tights, can you imagine in nude hose?

EEEK!

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And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
-The Beatles "For No One"

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:23am.

Her mom has a wide load, too.

Submitted by putas on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:23am.

Wonder Woman was my first Halloween costume and favorite set of Underoos. Kim is tainting that. TAINT.

And Cheryl MKSGIRLFRIEND looks like she fell face forward into an old campfire. Nice makeup job.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:21am.

even guys I know who like big asses, once they have seen KK without her spanx, they are all ewwww I don't think so!
OMG okie, so like one of those balls when we were kids they had the same exact pattern, hahahahaha

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:21am.

Oh, and the mother? How embarassing would it be to have her as your mother?

And it looks like she was eating potato chips and wiped the grease on her "uniform". Grody.

Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:20am.

If the skank had worn fleshed colored tights, all her cottage cheese would have shown. My God, we would not want to see all that disgust!

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:19am.

Submitted by oklahoma: "But the ass looks like a Huge bouncy ball you take to th beach!!! *kicks at it*"

LOL!

Yeah, I'm not hating on the fact that her ass is big, but asses need to look like they're made of TWO pieces. It's like, where is the crack?

The appeal of the ass is that it can be pried apart. Just as the appeal of legs is the place where they meet.

Submitted by Am on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:17am.

Those pics are NSFL!

"Washington Insider"..."take on my own party" ... "bipartisan"..."joe six pack"..."hockey mom"... "Maverick!"

Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:17am.

Is that her mother? She's purdy...the mother that is
Other than that, the other two bitches are useless.

is the Kardassian show still on even?

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Submitted by onthebrink on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:17am.

Why oh why is mama kim dressed like a slut too - she is too old to go out like that. Nice example Mom

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

Submitted by its six thirty ... on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:17am.

i just love how kim and her mom are wearing matching hohan leggings. jesus.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:17am.

I def 100% think Kim K makes Paris look demure. Fucking Slutbag but what do you expect, look at her Mom.

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:16am.

Short women should NEVER wear over the knee boots! As a "stylist", you'd think she'd know this shit! She only gets it right half the time, as far as her clothing goes.....

ugh, someone piss on her and make her go away.....

*************************************************
And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
-The Beatles "For No One"

Submitted by soul on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:16am.

suckit, suck that fat stomach in girls..
>._.<
Ms. Swan: He look-a like-a man.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:14am.

Of COURSE she dressed as Wonder Woman.

her thoughts were, "Hmmm, what will get me some attention?"

Fat assed BITCH. I swear, I hate her more than Paris these days, she is even MORE useless!

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And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
-The Beatles "For No One"

Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 10/31/2008 - 11:14am.

That's what I'll have tonight: pomegranate liqueur. And lots of it.