Friday, October 31st 2008
Trick Or Trick
Does Spanx not make nude color tights? That black shit on Kim KardASSIAN's legs are not acceptable and Lynda Carter queefs on them! That killed her whole Wonder Whore outfit for me. Well, that and the bottom of her costume looks like a politically themed Depends diaper from the back. I think she also had an invisible plane with her, but her ass gobbled it up.
My arch rival CHERYL BURKE disappoints me. This was her chance to dress as a slutty wet vac or a slutty Swiffer, but she chooses this busted crap instead?! Is she some kind of slutty army mop?
Here's a few more pictures of Kim and CHERYL BURKE celebrating Whoreoween last night with Kim's mommy. I think she's dressed as a horny and menopausal Soviet soldier with a sweaty pit problem.
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Paging Baby Huey.
Is it WonderIfIt'sA Woman or SuperTacky Girl?
her belt is crooked and doesn't cover the top well, the tights are wrong, the boots don't match, and oh yeah....she looks a hot mess.
and I don't even think Cheryl has on a costume
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must devote time to sex sessions and not use sex as a stick to beat one another.
Where did she get that WonderWoman costume, Osco? That is the WORST WW costume I have seen in a long time. Lynda Carter could kick her ass in that outfit.
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
surprisingly i think they all look cute
Kim had to be wonder woman...wonder woman has a golden lasso, Kim likes golden showers, it's so obvious how much they have in common
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If hip hop didn't pay, I'd rap for free
Fat ass had to wear black tights because there wasn't enough wax in L.A. to do her legs after they waxed her back and butt.
It's TRUE!
Do these stars make my ass look huge?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
"Trick and Tramp"
Submitted by TheBreakdown on October 31, 2008 - 2:06pm.
I am in Stockholm, went out to a few bars and clubs, got shit-faced drunk with a bevy of Swedish skankettes
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oh...and that's when you said Angie would become an icon like Liz?
I kid.
Be safe.
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Hey! You! Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
Gasp, her thighs are touching! Her black tights ruined the costume, they're supposed to be nude or clear. Lynda Carter is tuttutting somewhere!
Your face!
I forgot it was even Halloween!
I am in Stockholm, went out to a few bars and clubs, got shit-faced drunk with a bevy of Swedish skankettes, and woke up with a "where the fuck AM I?" headache.
Happy Hallowen sluts!
I am sober enough NOW to get sloshed again tonight!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Sheeps on October 31, 2008 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 31, 2008 - 12:14pm.
The last thumb reminds me of Grams, who has Alzheimer's and an incontinence problem.
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Add in a fondness for the drink, and you've got my Grams. The apple does not fall far from the tree. :)
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Submitted by islandgirl on October 31, 2008 - 12:14pm.
The last thumb reminds me of Grams, who has Alzheimer's and an incontinence problem.
Cheryl looks better as Raggedy Ann (see my avie). I do like that jacket, though.
radio, but that wouldn;t have been a costume!
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And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
-The Beatles "For No One"
It would have been a better idea if slutty Kim had dressed up as a urinal for Halloween.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 31, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Yeah, you're right. She's already raised 3 whores, what's a couple more.....
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
It must have been hard as hell to get those things on Kim's thighs and butt. They're probably about ready to split down the middle.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN SLUTS!
wonder woman has never brought to mind so many wonders or questions before... why, just... why?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Coffy1978... mine too..... it was my first one.. awww.. I wanted to be WW every year..
I bet kimmy is finally getting her long overdue cottage cheese thighs and can't show them in nude tights.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Is this the halloween version of "What not to wear"?
Cheryl looks tired and beat down. What's with the denim dress and shoes? How is that part of a military costume?
Kim looks fat in some photos, other photos good. Either way, she looks like an attention whore per usual.
WTF is the mom wearing? She sluts around the Kardashian show enough as it is. But what hope do her two twins have growing up properly when mommy's costume is missing trousers?!
I like Cheryl Burke. Leave her alone.
Trash Kim Kardashian instead because the publicity slore deserves it. She just fucked up a childhood memory of mine. My first Halloween costume ever was Wonder Woman in 1983. I loved that damn show so much I wanted to be that superhero broad when I grew up!
Thank you Kim for turning Wonder Woman into Wonder Slore.
BigL, the Kardashian 10 year olds were being taught how to dance on a stripper pole. I don'tthink Mom wearing a slutty costume is their biggest problem.
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And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
-The Beatles "For No One"
Submitted by Big L on October 31, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Kim's Mommy's uniform says General Perversion. I have 2 issues with these whores and their uniform costumes..
1. Mommy has 2 young girls at home....nice example you're setting....of course, they are probably at home now playing with Mommy's stripper pole
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I give Mommy an A for honesty.
That's setting a good example, right?
"It's too much to process."--MK
For a while I thought Cheryl had a kinda cute thing going on, but now...fuck it, rip her up D-Listers, she's just another pig.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Kim Lardassian looks like a sausage casing.
Cheryl Burke is about as useful as toe fungus.
Submitted by Big L on October 31, 2008 - 12:23pm.
Kim's Mommy's uniform says General Perversion. I have 2 issues with these whores and their uniform costumes..
1. Mommy has 2 young girls at home....nice example you're setting....
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Meh, it's way too late.
Those two girls are already in the the Future Hos of American division of Junior Achievement.
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
Submitted by Sheeps on October 31, 2008 - 11:53am.
Her mom has a wide load, too.
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Yes, it's called Bruce.
"Fuck me dumb, you Google."--what Semel should have said.
Kim's Mommy's uniform says General Perversion. I have 2 issues with these whores and their uniform costumes..
1. Mommy has 2 young girls at home....nice example you're setting....of course, they are probably at home now playing with Mommy's stripper pole (yes, there is one in the bedroom, it was on the stupid show I watched)
2. I don't think military costumes are appropriate for Halloween....especially since they are mocking them and we ARE IN A WAR!!!
I think they are both tricks.
Submitted by islandgirl: "The last thumb reminds me of when you put your toddler in the pool wearing a Pamper and it gets all bloated and waterlogged."
You nailed it! LOL>
Submitted by putas on October 31, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 11:58am.
Ha ha! Good eye. MAJOR TROUBLE? SO CORNY!
Is it too early to duck into the old man bar down the street for some 'lunch?' UGH.
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Nope, I'm saving you a seat!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
The last thumb reminds me of when you put your toddler in the pool wearing a Pamper and it gets all bloated and waterlogged.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
I think Kim looks cute.
PS: i've had the worse luck this year with my costumes...so now I am going to be an angel - ha!
What a stupid cunt, wearing black tights.
She was probably using them to absorb the excess effluvia from her rotten box.
Halloween is the one night of the year where women can dress up like sluts and hos and no one can judge them...but wtf is going on with Kim and Cheryls costumes?! I'm gonna need these two to go home and try again. Although I'm gonna have to hand it to Cheryle for being smart and wearing that fugly dress. She just saved us from her jiggly back fat and dimpled thighs.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I think it's cool that the costume looks so much like the original...I wanted to be Wonder Woman a few years ago but all the costumes were cheep looking and let's face it, I don't have Kim's money to have someone make me the real thing. Now, moving on...she looks ridiculous in it and should have chosen something a little more flattering to her body. The black hose, well...either she wanted to put her own spin on it, or she's hiding something...my guess is that she's hiding something nastaaay. And don't get me started on that lip liner, yuck!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 11:58am.
Ha ha! Good eye. MAJOR TROUBLE? SO CORNY!
Is it too early to duck into the old man bar down the street for some 'lunch?' UGH.
That entire family just reeks of class and style.
Sorry, I should have stopped at reeks.
Just wrong!
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Putas: I also say "Jeeze Louise" and "groovy". I want to appeal to all generations.
Clarisse: Didn't see that. Oh my god.
Kim should have gone as Bo Peep - she could have worn a wide fluffy skirt and done a better job showing off her small waist. I think she's a pretty girl who thinks she's taller than she really is.
Submitted by ditzymae on October 31, 2008 - 11:59am.
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Kim must own a fun house mirror, you know the ones that make you appear tall and skinny....
I agree with the other posts--fat ass Kardashian was trying to hide the cellulite with the dark hose. What a stupid bitch. If you can't carry off the costume, wear something else!
God...so...much...ugliness...need Valtrex...for...eyes...GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
*head explodes*
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by Joe Mahma on October 31, 2008 - 11:57am.
In what way do those costumes have ANYTHING to do with Halloween?
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So, now there are rules as to what costumes are appropriate for Halloween?
*confused*
You've got to wonder WHY women with broad beams seem to think they can outfits like this. Doesn't Kim Kardassian have a mirror? It doesn't require rocket science to observe that this outfit accentuates all her negatives. Maybe she relishes being the brunt of jokes. "Wonder Woman" must be spinning in her grave.
That tag on the mop-headed twat's coat reads "Maj Trouble".
*slams head against desk*
*slams head against desk*
*slams head against desk*
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
OMFG all that time and money and this is what they come up?
Kim needs a good kick in the (insert obvious joke here) and Mopette needs to choke on a dick
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Aw MK, they did it just for YOU!
It's your dream Halloween!
omg, black tights.
Oh look, it's Clueless Woman.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!