Mimi Is So Creative
I expected Mimi to dress up for Slutoween as a slutty rainbow, a slutty Hello Kitty, a slutty unicorn friend or a slutty butterfly, but not a slutty jar of cookies! Her imagination knows no bounds. I'm glad she kept her jumbo oatmeal-raisin cookie covered, though. And what's a slutty jar of cookies without a carton of douche milk! Mimi's cookie gets dry, so it's a good think her manchild's curdled milk is always close by. I apologize for that visual.
One slutty costume wasn't enough for Mimi, so she also dressed up as Firefighter HO. She's ready to fight the fire in your pants with her squirting... Okay, I won't go there. The cookie and curdled milk visual was enough Mimi grossness for the day.
And while Mimi dressed as a slutty jar of cookies and a slutty firefighter, I think her eyes came dressed as tattered spiders making their way off the short bus.
Now that I think about it.... Mimi probably didn't even know it was Halloween. This is the shit she wears all day, every day.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on October 31, 2008 - 10:53am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 31, 2008 - 10:48am
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She just turned 17. She's very creative and a fantastic seamstress. Good thing. My idea of a great costume is a trip to WalMart.
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The rockingest Hallowe'en store here is actually a particular Value Village - they go NUTS with that stuff. They bring in all new stuff just for that - it's a perfect mix with the old stuff...and super extra cheap! LUVS it! But, generally, I'm a "let's see what we've got lying around the house" kinda person. Which is a lot - cuz we both play dress-up on the daily;p
PS. Good for her, at 17! I guess it's not so much like the city. I'll be watching half-naked hos between 14 and 25 strutting around all weekend, sadly. Well - to be fair - they're usually half naked anyway. Yes! Even in the cold!
The TDot is one sexay (read: sleezy) city!
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Submitted by snowpiece on October 31, 2008 - 10:59am.
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Hahahahaha I think you're right.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
joe shmoe I think Mr. Amos has grounds for a lawsuit
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Mimi probably makes him wear a mask of HER when they're having the sex
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Submitted by snowpiece on October 31, 2008 - 10:58am.
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Which means you'll probably never eat them again, right?
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Isn't that costume a metaphor for their marriage....you know..him trapped in that thing and being led around by Mimi la Rue.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
I'll never eat Famous Amos again without picturing Mimi's privates...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Haha, if her husband is expiring today, I guess that means she gonna dump him tonight!
Mimi Mimi Mimi... oh God, I would never understand why she got married to that child.. I liked her better when she was dating Luis Miguel.. she seemed less delusional.
Submitted by Siobhan on October 31, 2008 - 10:47am.
Pic #5, am I the only one who sees something suggestive about that?
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Yeah, She's all smiling, Like "look, he helps me in da truck" And he's like "Look boys, I takes it from da back"
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
Well...my coochie...ooh oops, I mean COOKIE costume wasnt sexy enough. So I just HAD to change into my ULTRA-sex-ay firelady costume!!! *bats eyelashes and fans self*
*rolls eyes*
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
Submitted by Charles Manson on October 31, 2008 - 10:52am.
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I never thought that I'd agree with anything that Charles Manson said...but yes by jove, you're right.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Submitted by snowpiece on October 31, 2008 - 10:53am.
oh shit, JIM? were you kidnapped by the Manson family?
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LMFAO
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Like, Shouldn't he be the cookie, and her the milk. Like he dips his cookie in her milk.. She's like "No Nick, you can't see muh spraypainted on abs if I go as the milk"..
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Costumes-Malice-Wonderland-Costume/dp/B00...
Um. Yeah. Chris Matthews is EXACTLY who I think of when I think of Mariah Carey.
Troll.
OT: I really want Mariah to like...chop her hair off or something. Seriously. She's had the same do since 1995!
"Speaking of Mimi, is Chris Matthews of MSNBC preparing to cum out of the closet? His member keeps stiffening whenever he gushes BO's messianic name. Makes me think he's ready to sniff under BO'segotistical armpits and yell HALLELUIAH MOMMA I IZ CUMMIN FOR BARRY MY LUV, MY TINGLE.
Chris Matthews - a failure, a slob, a sau."
Submitted by angel_i on October 31, 2008 - 10:48am
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She just turned 17. She's very creative and a fantastic seamstress. Good thing. My idea of a great costume is a trip to WalMart.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Jeffro11,
The barn scene is worth the rental fee...
On topic...When i picture inside Mimi's head, it looks like white noise sounds...
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
The cookie one is alright but that fireman one...Mimi, why?
oh shit, JIM? were you kidnapped by the Manson family?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 31, 2008 - 10:51am.
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I guess I'm not the only one who sees it! ♥
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
MIMI IS AN ASSHOLE AND HER HUSBAND LOOKS LIKE A RETARD. SHE SHOULD TAKE SOME OF THAT FAT SHE GOT SUCKED OUT OF HER STOMACH AND MOVE IT TO HIS INFANTILE STUPID BRAIN.
Submitted by islandgirl on October 31, 2008 - 10:48am.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You can take the girl away from The Rock but...(hee hee you know the rest)
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Snowy and angel_i, if she put some black stuff on her nose, she's be a dead-ringer.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Submitted by Siobhan on October 31, 2008 - 10:47am.
Pic #5, am I the only one who sees something suggestive about that?
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LOL! It's actually pretty cute and funny...who said that? SNOWY - yeah, she IS dating one of her son's friends.
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Submitted by islandgirl on October 31, 2008 - 10:48am.
She should have dressed up as the Cowardly Lion. She wouldn't need to do a thing to her face.
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Ha! Trudat. Or even her hair really...mebbe some ears and she be ready to go!
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Submitted by Siobhan on October 31, 2008 - 10:47am.
Pic #5, am I the only one who sees something suggestive about that?
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Mimi, suggestive??? No freakin' way!
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
IG LOL I know I was just thinking she looks like a cartoon character but that's even better
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by joe shmoe on October 31, 2008 - 10:44am.
Submitted by angel_i on October 31, 2008 - 10:38am.
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My daughter sewed a Firefighter costume for
herself.
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Ha! That's very cool! How old is she?
My daughter is a zombie princess. We found a great prom dress and shredded and muddied it and made her look all dead. She always wants to be something scary. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Except at 3 she HAD to be a spotty dog. With a rainbow umbrella. lol.
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She should have dressed up as the Cowardly Lion. She wouldn't need to do a thing to her face.
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Pic #5, am I the only one who sees something suggestive about that?
Crystaldianestevens sorry but that's OFF TOPIC, we are talking about Moo Moo
go away
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
These pictures just prove he lets her rail him with a strap on (or does she just tuck well?). You're supposed to dip cookies in milk, not dip milk in cookies!! If Nick Cannon had any balls at all, he would have made her dress up as a cup of coffee and he would have dressed up as the cream!
Thumbnail #7 shows Nick tryin' to look all hard. How tough can you be when 5 minutes before you were dressed as a giant carton of milk?
Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today. -Max Fischer
Submitted by angel_i on October 31, 2008 - 10:38am.
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My daughter sewed a Firefighter costume for herself. Funny, she was way more covered than Mimi. She (my daughter) actually *looked* like a firefighter as opposed to Mimi who looks like some kind of grotesque *entertainer* (= $10.00 hooker) that the guys would pay for on a quiet shift at the station house.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
Oh, come on now, these are her regular house coats.
She is just a precious little Crazy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
if anyone's looking for a cheesy laugh your ass off gore fest movie to watch for tonight, I recommend Slither.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
She's really full of fresh ideas, that one.
husband is expiring today, whoops!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on October 31, 2008 - 10:39am.
Is it just me or is her whole act very, very tired?
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*YAWN*
Nope. Not just you. She's another one who's just better crazy.
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is it just me or is she married to one of her son's friends?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Is it just me or is her whole act very, very tired?
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
One slutty costume wasn't enough for Mimi, so she also dressed up as Firefighter HO.
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Well the first costume was, OBVIOUSLY, worn in order to pay for that wedding!
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