Friday, October 31st 2008

Mimi Is So Creative

I expected Mimi to dress up for Slutoween as a slutty rainbow, a slutty Hello Kitty, a slutty unicorn friend or a slutty butterfly, but not a slutty jar of cookies! Her imagination knows no bounds. I'm glad she kept her jumbo oatmeal-raisin cookie covered, though. And what's a slutty jar of cookies without a carton of douche milk! Mimi's cookie gets dry, so it's a good think her manchild's curdled milk is always close by. I apologize for that visual.

One slutty costume wasn't enough for Mimi, so she also dressed up as Firefighter HO. She's ready to fight the fire in your pants with her squirting... Okay, I won't go there. The cookie and curdled milk visual was enough Mimi grossness for the day.

And while Mimi dressed as a slutty jar of cookies and a slutty firefighter, I think her eyes came dressed as tattered spiders making their way off the short bus.

Now that I think about it.... Mimi probably didn't even know it was Halloween. This is the shit she wears all day, every day.

Wireimage, Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

WARNING: I have no idea what my problem is but I am completely off my rocker today.

So, I am not responsible for any of the wacky shit I may post.

Ichabod Crane damn stole me head!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Gosling's picture

Im not a fan of either..but I think they look cute

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parissucksliterally's picture

This IS a bizarre day- I agree with a post by Jimmy Bocca!

*plays eerie music*

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This is a world destruction, your life ain't nothin
The human race is becoming a disgrace
-Time Zone "World Destruction"

parissucksliterally's picture

KD, I hear ya. I have dated older and younger, and it doesn't matter......if there is a connection, who gives a fuck?

Nick just seems like a turd, I don't care how old he is.

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This is a world destruction, your life ain't nothin
The human race is becoming a disgrace
-Time Zone "World Destruction"

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Nick cannon has to be the biggest tool alive, First of all I really never understood why he was "Famous" I mean really? I've seen him on MTV a couple times that's about it! Ugh Mariah Carey is a deseperate cunt and prob. just took the first guy that would actually deal with her ridiculousness! Stalker bitch.

M.E.'s picture

PSL - WORD!

KD's picture

Clarisse! I have an "accessory" aka younger man. Like all men, he has pros and cons, but he "gets me" more than any other guy I've dated.

Hoho Like-a The No-No's picture

I am in awe of the copious amount of makeup bitch has on her face. I bet you could poke her face with your index finger and go to the second knuckle before hitting skin.

They should go as the Double-Douche Twins.

Wyle E's picture

'Mooooriah'

LOL - Excellent
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Wyle E Coyote

I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"

parissucksliterally's picture

M.E., her stomach muscle painter must have had the night off....

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This is a world destruction, your life ain't nothin
The human race is becoming a disgrace
-Time Zone "World Destruction"

farfel's picture

nick cannon needs to wipe that shit-eating grin off of his face, post- haste.

he looks like such an asshole.

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M.E.'s picture

Does Mooooriah own clothes?

Seriously.

And I'm sorry, but I've had three kids and my gut looks better than that.

Mimmi, sit ups are your friend!!!!!!!!!

parissucksliterally's picture

hi angel honey!

I don't know why she shows off that tummy so much. It is not worth showing off....AND she's fucking 38!

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This is a world destruction, your life ain't nothin
The human race is becoming a disgrace
-Time Zone "World Destruction"

Skye10's picture

Mmm Hmm, whatever....I love it. Mariah and Nick are too cute. Happy Halloween. :-<>

ya'll wanna see scary...

http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/weblog/pamela_anderson_wants_to_m...

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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on October 31, 2008 - 11:21am.

Yeah. She's pictured under 'Smug' the dictionary all right.

She's also pictured under 'Diva', 'Bitch' and 'Dumb Pill-Popping Cunt'
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Wyle E Coyote

I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"

loozer's picture

Scary photo.
Click at own risk:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2204/2068342047_02f93722f9.jpg

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ricki lake's picture

God Nick Cannon looks like such a fucking douche in that picture. Not that Mariah looks much better, covered in those ridiculous cookies. These two hookers need to be put down.

angel_i's picture

@PSL:

WTF is going on with her body anyway?

It's like - she's got a new one every second week.

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Submitted by Hekki on October 31, 2008 - 11:19am.
That face he's making is priceless. It's like when the news is taping live on the street and some goofball is jumping up and down behind the reporter trying to say hi to his mom.
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and you can see she's uttering "if you don't stop, I'm gonna take away your allowance" thru clenched teeth.

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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

parissucksliterally's picture

so this is another showing off of Mimi's "new body"?

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This is a world destruction, your life ain't nothin
The human race is becoming a disgrace
-Time Zone "World Destruction"

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I saw this bitch yesterday on Rachael Ray (how I don't know, I guess I was channel surfing)
She manages to look so smug, I felt like punching her in the chicken cutlets.
Or maybe swinging her around with her long stringy hair.

oklahoma's picture

Snowy. Why? I only watch you when you sleep.. That's all..

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Hekki's picture

That face he's making is priceless. It's like when the news is taping live on the street and some goofball is jumping up and down behind the reporter trying to say hi to his mom.

pic # 4...are those Mimi's thighs, or is she standing on a couple of tree stumps?

Put down the cookies or put some fucking clothes on!!!

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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Mimi dresses like a hooker 365 anyway, delusional bitch.

snowpiece's picture

okie: I'm skerd of U!
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snowpiece's picture

Clarisse he comes across as such a goon. But then I really think Mimi is mentally stunted so they prolly have lots to talk about .....
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oklahoma's picture

Clarisse.. Why yes, I'm free, as in have no further plans at this time.. Not free as in Free Sex. OK?! Par-tay TIME! Excellent.. *boogies*

Its just me and my boss tht work here in this office, I ususally don't dress up. But I did today.. It is the costume in the link here under my sig.

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Submitted by KD on October 31, 2008 - 11:10am.
Jeffro, what IS your avie? I thought it was one of the 3 stooges. Is it, or should I crawl back under my rock?
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It's Long Duk Dong, the Chinese exchange student from 16 Candles, another 80's classic.
"Whats-a happening, hot stuff?"

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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

Clarisse's picture

Okie!
Party is tomorrow. I need a date if you are free! Told the last date to bugger himself.

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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.

yun jiao's picture

Someone mentioned that you met your man on the famous cfree interracial dating site ^^^ s i n g l e p a r e n t m a t e.C o m ^^^ ? True or not??

snowpiece's picture

okie: people in my office don't dress up. a couple years I wore like bunny ears or devil ears just to be the crazy on ein the office, LOL
today I couldn't give a shit but I guess you could say I'm dressed as an evil cunt witch, BOOOOOO!
and you? I imagine you are dressed as your leaf.

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Clarisse's picture

snowpiece
I had to check, and he's almost 30. He just comes off incredibly young punk doesn't he?

There is only 10 years diff in their ages but it's just WRONG.

Like she bought him as an accessory.

Like i said, you gonna buy a trophy husband...REGGIE BUSH.

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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.

KD's picture

Jeffro, what IS your avie? I thought it was one of the 3 stooges. Is it, or should I crawl back under my rock?

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Submitted by snowpiece on October 31, 2008 - 11:06am.
awww she's holding on to his hand so he doesn't get lost, the little baby boy!

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LMAO.. What a good lil whorish talking cookie.

Did you dress up today?? halloween party tonight??? What up!!

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Cooch.Roue's picture

Goddamn. Milk and cookies? Straight people are so lame sometimes.

Oh, Mariah? You're a fat fucking whore.

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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

BTW - Jeffro11 - love your avi! When I saw it, all I heard in my head was "Dong, where is my auto-mo-bile?"
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Thanks, OMG...lot of people liked it, I guess Dong is a keeper!

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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

snowpiece's picture

awww she's holding on to his hand so he doesn't get lost, the little baby boy!
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oklahoma's picture

OH, Yuck. That cookie outfit is like a swimsuit or something?? Even she looks a bit embarassed to wear it. she's hiding a bit behind her.. er, a Box?? lol

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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!

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Wyle E's picture

One more thing... she looks like she is covered in little cat-sicks.

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I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"

KD's picture

Is it just me, or did she just glue some cookies to her underwear?

See, I'm dressed up as Cheryl Burke dressed up as Raggedy ann, The original mophead!

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Submitted by NitWitty on October 31, 2008 - 11:00am.
Something in that milk ain't clean
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO hahahahahah

angel: for real, I have no clue what's up anymore
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Submitted by angel_i on October 31, 2008 - 11:00am.
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I hear ya' I've always been very relieved that her costumes have never been slutty. Last year she dressed as a dice. My sons couldn't care less. They slap a cheap mask on. It's *all* about the candy for them.

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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
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She is so sexy!!!! It is said she is dating friends on a sports dating ssite ==mysportsdate.com== She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

OMG.WTF.'s picture

These pictures are all kinds of wrong. It grosses me out that he thinks he has a hot piece plus it looks like she is taking her stepson out trick or treating.

BTW - Jeffro11 - love your avi! When I saw it, all I heard in my head was "Dong, where is my auto-mo-bile?"

Wyle E's picture

What in the skinny-claw-of-hell is wrong with her right thumbnail in the main pic?

Nasty!!
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I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"

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Submitted by snowpiece on October 31, 2008 - 10:53am.

oh shit, JIM? were you kidnapped by the Manson family?
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He's in COSTUME, silly!

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Something in that milk ain't clean. And I'm sure Mooriah thought he said, Coochie costume.

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