Mimi Is So Creative
I expected Mimi to dress up for Slutoween as a slutty rainbow, a slutty Hello Kitty, a slutty unicorn friend or a slutty butterfly, but not a slutty jar of cookies! Her imagination knows no bounds. I'm glad she kept her jumbo oatmeal-raisin cookie covered, though. And what's a slutty jar of cookies without a carton of douche milk! Mimi's cookie gets dry, so it's a good think her manchild's curdled milk is always close by. I apologize for that visual.
One slutty costume wasn't enough for Mimi, so she also dressed up as Firefighter HO. She's ready to fight the fire in your pants with her squirting... Okay, I won't go there. The cookie and curdled milk visual was enough Mimi grossness for the day.
And while Mimi dressed as a slutty jar of cookies and a slutty firefighter, I think her eyes came dressed as tattered spiders making their way off the short bus.
Now that I think about it.... Mimi probably didn't even know it was Halloween. This is the shit she wears all day, every day.
Wireimage, Wenn
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at this point im not sure who annoys me more moomoo or heidi
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I'd still totally add some frosting to her baked goods.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Mmmm Famous Amos cookies. Many moons ago back in elementary school, we had visited the Famous Amos cookie factory here in the Northeast. Mmmmmmmm
Shame on you when you step up to... Brooklyn Zoo
does she ever age?
God,there starting to be like Heidi and Spencer!
I'm sorry, but that is cute. I dont care what some of you say, I love how they look. Its adorable.
Looking dumb never looked so...dumb.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
All I could think of when I saw his face is he must be thinking...."Mo' Money, Mo' Money, Mo' Money".
http://www.searchviews.com/wp-content/themes/clean-copy-full-3-column-1/...
I actually love that movie.
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R.I.P. Susan 2/14/63 - 10/5/08
Best Friends Forever & Beyond
lmao, celebrities come up with the craziest costumes!
Mariah is pushing 40 and still dresses like a 9 year old at a sleepover party EVERY day.
Halloween or not, it makes no difference!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
she looks so stupid
@ Angle (snort)... settle... settle...
his band isn't christian rock is it? but he does seem very well mannered. hmmm
and what happened with the trapper keeper thing?
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
U ppl r all jellis h8rs!!! Mimi is the best!!! Mariah 4evah!!!!!!
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
@ TITS;
HE"S NOT A SPELLR, K?!
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
HAPPYBMDAY!
now people, don't piss off Mimi or she's likely to toss her cookies ... or should that be "Toss Her Cookies"
aphid, you sexy bitch!
how goes it?!
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And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
-The Beatles "For No One"
Aphid on October 31, 2008 - 1:06pm.
HA! He does! (runs over to You Tubez to watch Living COlor again)
Submitted by Aphid on October 31, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Nick looks like he's making the same face as Damon Wayans did as the bum on "In Living Color"
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YES YES YES
or the movie reviewers with the little hats.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Nick looks like he's making the same face as Damon Wayans did as the bum on "In Living Color"
Come on, now. It's always the same... same old hollywood skanks and same old hooker halloween costumes. I see women haven't been able to get their dignity back. Meh. "Sexy" halloween costumes are NOT original and ARE overrated.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
EEEEWWWWW!! THAT POOPY FLAVORED MILK EXPIRES TODAY, THAT'S JUST GROSS!!!
Angel - he did say he is YOUR number one fan.... but then he spelt your name wrong. sworry. (snicker)
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
Why didn't she just dress him up in a collar and leash? He looks absolutely pathetic. Notice her costume vs. his. Sad he is such a stupid douche bag.
@snowpiece:
OMFG U R SUCH A L0ZR. LIKE I CARE!
IMHO, Benji ♥ ME! And NOT you SLUTS.
Ya'll R A BUNCH A JELLUS H8TRS IS ALL!
TTYN, BEYOTCH!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
He looks like he needs to poop.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on October 31, 2008 - 11:42am.
srsly way to early for milk and cookies. and his best before date is up!!!
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Say what? That's a run-on BM right there.
Can anybody translate??
"It's too much to process."--MK
angel then he let me see his peen
ROTFLMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
@Snowy:
Yeah - I was thinking you were in there too.
WHORE!
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HAPPYBMDAY!
angel he spoke to me too, what a man whore, no wonder Paris is looking for a British bloke.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
BENJI! WTF?!?!?
First you're all :hi angel *winkywinky* and then it's Farrah, and okie and now Ms Gosling too!?!? Pfft. Playa.
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HAPPYBMDAY!
Mariah is seriously mentally unstable. She needs medication and a permanent room at the nearest hospital. I hope Nick Cannon is getting paid a lot of money for this sad shit.
Hmm, the douche milk is about to expire ....I thought something smelled ....
Submitted by M.E. on October 31, 2008 - 11:38am.
WARNING: I have no idea what my problem is but I am completely off my rocker today.
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Business as usual. ;-)
*i lick ur hand*
"It's too much to process."--MK
Wow...all the good comments are taken so I concur!!!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
This hooch manages to make Famous Amos delcious cookies look like crap.
How old is this ho? 38, 40??? Bitch is entering Madonna territory.
I know you jellis h8tr!
mmmm..I dunno I already told Benji he could pet it..I dont want to seem like a whore
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
How does he take a leak in that thing? Is there a straw?
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
--Bob Dylan
Submitted by snowpiece
oh shit, JIM? were you kidnapped by the Manson family?
H.Y.S.T.E.R.I.C.A.L.
Thanks for the laugh !
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on October 31, 2008 - 12:03pm.
Oooooooh benji talked to me..are you guy dying of jealousy or what???
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
I am so jelly!!!
can I pet your bat?
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
Submitted by putas on October 31, 2008 - 11:59am.
OK, let me rephrase that, Putas...
That is just about the cutest sweetest thing (sticking finger down my throat -- international "gag me" gesture) I have ever seen in my life!!!!
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
Lol, I like their costumes.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Oooooooh benji talked to me..are you guy dying of jealousy or what??? I love bats Benji..you wana pet mine?
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"Do you even know who I am, fucking idiot?...Google me, you dumb fuck."
Maybe MiMoo saw the "flame retardant" tag on the fireman costume but only registered the "retardant" part. Since she's retarded, she thought the costume was made for her. Nevertheless, her total hotness
will cause MiMoo's tits to explode into flames, thereby forcing Nick to haul out his tiny johnson and extinguish the fire with pee.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
It IS cute. Mrs. K- except the rumors of how much she treats him like a lackey and makes him um, dj on his b day... haha. Just funny. He has this feckless air about him. And his grin- wide and daffy and completely uncertain. He's in favor now but she seems a little unstable. It's like she keeps him on shaky ground. And for a grown man that giant milk box is a little emasculating. And how is he supposed to get his drink on in that damned thing?
In the first pic he looks like a nervous gatecrasher or something. Smile quickly before the bouncer finds me and throws me out!
That is just about the cutest sweetest thing I have ever seen in my life!!!!
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
trannyween much?
benji madden loves bats!
pass it on.
so cool.
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I hated her instantly. With all my guts: George
Dead Like Me - Halloween Episode
That bat is PACKIN!
srsly way to early for milk and cookies. and his best before date is up!!!
mrs goslings that bat is great are you a bat lover or is it just a hallowween hting?