Quotes From The Botox Diaries
Nicole Kidman was somehow able to open up her mouth and given an interview to Parade Magazine about everything from her precious pillow baby to how she doesn't consider herself a vain person. Basically, the bitch told a bunch of lies. I would say that her nose probably grew during the conversation, but you know that shit doesn't move. It's totally made of Botox.
Nicky on Sunday Roast: “I’m raw and emotional. I cry even thinking of her. But they are tears of joy. Because I suppose I never thought I would get to have it. To have been given it so late in life—I’m so ready for it. And I think giving birth to a child, as a woman, is what we’re born to do. I don’t mean that to sound sexist, because many women don’t get to do it, and I thought I was one of them. But at the same time, if you are given that gift, it’s an extraordinary thing.”
Bitch can only cry tears of glycerin, because there's no way any liquid can squeeze out of those eyes! Nothing is getting through any of her ducts! The Botox army is making sure of that shit. And when she said Sunday Roast was a gift, she really meant it literally! Sunday came wrapped up in a beautiful box with a gift receipt attached.
Nicky on vanity: "I'm not enamored with youth. There isn't wisdom in youth. My own sense of vanity is not that strong. I get ready in five minutes. I'm not a mirror person. But I like to look healthy -- the youthfulness is in health. It's very important. Maybe that comes from my mom having breast cancer. I've seen people suffer. So my desire to stay agile -- I want that! I want to be able to run and walk and hike, and get out there. I love being outdoors and I feel caged if I can't get out. To see the sun come up -- it puts me in a place to go, 'What a great day.'"
You know that Carly Simon song? Well, it was really written for Nicole Kidman and not Warren Beatty. You know my idol, Vanity the singer? Prince named her in honor of Nicole.
This bitch is full of shit! I mean, full of Botox! If she wasn't "enamored with youth," the Botox factory would have to shut the fuck down.
Click here to read the rest of this shit and to see a gallery of how Nicole went from fug to frozen.
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Ive never thought this lady was pretty...and that slideshow was brutal she was so ugly and then so fake! although somewhere in the middle she did look a little like Amy Adams and I think shes cute!
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bitch has RUINED her face...another walking advertisement for awful plastic surgery. not obsessed with youth...yeah right.
Her head looks huge and totally unattached to her neck...what the hell??
Seriously it's freaking me out!
she looks like she has hair plugs lol
Speaking if Botox, is Chris Matthews of MSNBC preparing to cum out of the closet? His member keepsstiffening whenever he gushes BO's messianic name. Makes me think he's ready to sniff under BO'segoistial armits and yell HALLELUIAH MOMMA I IZ CUMMIN FOR BARRY MY LUV, MY TINGLE.
Christ Matthews - a faulure, slob, a pig.
what a joke! someone just Posed her pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous free interracial dating club --singleparentmate.C o m - you know it is a free interracial dating site.. so she is said to seek her darling there!
God I can't stand this cold hearted Botoxed bitch.
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Looks like she's using that new shampoo made from axel grease.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
The article says of Kidman: "In addition, her contours are roughly those of a pipe cleaner."
MK did you secretly write that article? That sounds like something you would say! I laughed out loud!
And her gums are the same color as her lipstick. That's not good, is it?
Criminy.... I am so sick of these stupid fucking interviews that are nothing more than truckloads of bullshit. Granted, people that believe what they read in Parade magazine aren't exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer so I suppose this interview is harmless.
"I cry tears of toxin"
JMO, this is a reaction to all those interviews Katie Holmes gave after Suri was born. Katie kept saying everything was so wonderful and glorious and how lucky she was to live her life, Suri is such a "strong woman" and barf, barf, barf.
It's a creepy picture. Perfect for Halloween!
what the fuck happened to her face??? it looks like female genitalia