Quotes From The Botox Diaries
Nicole Kidman was somehow able to open up her mouth and given an interview to Parade Magazine about everything from her precious pillow baby to how she doesn't consider herself a vain person. Basically, the bitch told a bunch of lies. I would say that her nose probably grew during the conversation, but you know that shit doesn't move. It's totally made of Botox.
Nicky on Sunday Roast: “I’m raw and emotional. I cry even thinking of her. But they are tears of joy. Because I suppose I never thought I would get to have it. To have been given it so late in life—I’m so ready for it. And I think giving birth to a child, as a woman, is what we’re born to do. I don’t mean that to sound sexist, because many women don’t get to do it, and I thought I was one of them. But at the same time, if you are given that gift, it’s an extraordinary thing.”
Bitch can only cry tears of glycerin, because there's no way any liquid can squeeze out of those eyes! Nothing is getting through any of her ducts! The Botox army is making sure of that shit. And when she said Sunday Roast was a gift, she really meant it literally! Sunday came wrapped up in a beautiful box with a gift receipt attached.
Nicky on vanity: "I'm not enamored with youth. There isn't wisdom in youth. My own sense of vanity is not that strong. I get ready in five minutes. I'm not a mirror person. But I like to look healthy -- the youthfulness is in health. It's very important. Maybe that comes from my mom having breast cancer. I've seen people suffer. So my desire to stay agile -- I want that! I want to be able to run and walk and hike, and get out there. I love being outdoors and I feel caged if I can't get out. To see the sun come up -- it puts me in a place to go, 'What a great day.'"
You know that Carly Simon song? Well, it was really written for Nicole Kidman and not Warren Beatty. You know my idol, Vanity the singer? Prince named her in honor of Nicole.
This bitch is full of shit! I mean, full of Botox! If she wasn't "enamored with youth," the Botox factory would have to shut the fuck down.
Click here to read the rest of this shit and to see a gallery of how Nicole went from fug to frozen.
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wow that slideshow was kind of sad, she was so fresh and healthy looking before. I think she would look so much better if she went back to her reddish hair color instead of this grey-blonde mess.
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Meh.
That 'born to be mothers' shit is the same shit that comes out of lots of new mum's mouths. Hormones make them go ga-ga in the brain. Otherwise they would toss the little bundles of shit and vomit out the window right?
I think she's probably a really nice person. But I really don't see why she's so defensive about having cosmetic surgery. Its practically a pre-requisite for the industry she works in.
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Wyle E Coyote
I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
She's so full of crap. I always thought that her, her blonde-streaked creepy husband, and her creepy ex-husband are all gay and hiding it. Just come out of the damn closet fercrissakes...
Her forehead looks ridiculous, and it was probably photoshopped to make it look smaller! But her hair color, at least on my monitor, is much better than that weird yellow she usually has.
Someone mentioned that you met your man on the famous cfree interracial dating site ^^^ s i n g l e p a r e n t m a t e.C o m ^^^ ? True or not??
Oh Nicky. We know you're talking about physically giving birth, but it totally sounds like you think this is your first child. We know Tom forced you to adopt Connor and Isabelle with him, but you could be a little leass obvious about it in the media.
PS You're an ugly cunt.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
I wonder how Isabella and Connor feel about her comments. She makes it sound as if Sunday Rose is her "real" child. It is said she is dating friends on a sports dating site --mysportsdate.com== it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!
Good for them I quess.
Submitted by joanne on October 31, 2008 - 11:00am.
LOL of course Aniston and Cox had work done, they are over 30 and live in Plasticville CA.
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And they're on the cover of some magazine this week saying: YES! We had surgery and we're SO HAPPY! or some shit.
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im pretty sure that Connor and Isabella dont care
"if they refuse to call her mom why does she have to call them her kids?!" im pretty sure thats the way she thinks
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
LOL of course Aniston and Cox had work done, they are over 30 and live in Plasticville CA.
There's nothing real anymore about Nicole Kidman: the messed-up face, the lies, the pillow baby... Everything is rose and shiny... like wax.
Oh please, I practically raised myself from the age of 5 and I turned out better than pretty much all of the brats that we see these days and in my day. she's going to be one of those parents that smother their kids and becomes a spoiled brat.
Um....her face scares me! Does she seriously think we cant tell that her face looks nothing like it used to?? NOTHING!! So STFU with your stupid "I'm naturally youthful" lies and shizz. :P
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Beer goggles....they turn BOW into WOW!!!!
stupid bint - women are not 'born to have children' any more than men are. Some choose to, and others don't. And we don't all want to 'get to have them' either - sounds like she's incapable of understanding that some actually prefer to be child-free by choice!
This is one adoptive parent who tells the truth. Of course she loves her real child, and not the adopted ones.
Its natural.
"And I think giving birth to a child, as a woman, is what we’re born to do.... so fuck my other two kids! They weren't good enough for me!"
What a fucking idiot. No wonder they live with their crazy father.
LOL!
"Can going bankrupt help?"
That's just what the economy needs - people filing for bankruptcy en masse. Magazines have absolutely no sense of responsibility. UGH.
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Submitted by joanne on October 31, 2008 - 10:42am.
Thats a horrible picture. These magazine covers are looking worse and worse every month. Plastic botoxed photoshopped people everywhere.
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agreed. Sawone yesterday, Cox and Aniston admit to having work done, and are defending it. We'll see, when they both look like Joan Rivers 5 years from now.
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
I call bullshit!
Thats a horrible picture. These magazine covers are looking worse and worse every month. Plastic botoxed photoshopped people everywhere.
Submitted by Clarisse on October 31, 2008 - 10:36am.
Jeffro11
Well, you got two honorable mentions!!!
You get the whole batch!
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I'm famous 'n' shit! LOL
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Jeez I miss the Nicky from Days of Thunder
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
Jeffro11
Well, you got two honorable mentions!!!
You get the whole batch!
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Whoaaaa there Mumma lips!!!
Look at that top lip grow between 2005 through 2006 and then 2007!
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Wyle E Coyote
I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
I wonder how Isabella and Connor feel about her comments. She makes it sound as if Sunday Rose is her "real" child. Maybe not what she intended, but it's rather insensitive nonetheless.
"I don't agree with that in the workplace."
Hekki LMAO opposite day
TommyGirl fucker her up good.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on October 31, 2008 - 10:24am
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Hahahahaha! Let's go skipping thru the meadow together (the Meadow reserved for *Loozers* who like NK)
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
“I’m raw and emotional. I cry even thinking of her. But they are tears of joy."
- No, it means you sprung a toxic leak.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
omg, i just looked through the pics!! she has had more than just botox...she has totally had an eyelift & god only knows what else.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on October 31, 2008 - 10:27am.
The C word on October 31, 2008 - 10:25am.
I keep waiting for Pez to come out of her mouth.
- Pez Made In China, all chemical and shit.
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LOL! I wonder if that's where she gets her Botox from?
Probably chock full o' melomine....
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
"Nicky on vanity: "I'm not enamored with youth. There isn't wisdom in youth"
You know...these hollywood chicks lie to us all the time but i am seriously offended!
Very disturbing typography on the Tears bit.
The C word on October 31, 2008 - 10:25am.
I keep waiting for Pez to come out of her mouth.
- Pez Made In China, all chemical and shit.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Before I finished scrolling I thought the headline was going to be, "I cry tears now". Ha!
she is clearly a lying idiot...i kind of used to like her before she became this freak...not only is her face a mask, but her lips look absurd & totally unnatural.
Clarisse, do I still get sangria even if I didn't win Caption This?
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"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"
I keep waiting for Pez to come out of her mouth.
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Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don't give away my alligator pie.
*Holding Joe Shmoe's hand*... good.. I don't feel alone now
Congratulations Phillies Fans
What a busy day. I have to go to London and walk with Lon Chaney and The Queen, AaaaHoooo. Then I have to call Ray Parker Jr, do the Thriller Dance with Wacko, find Rhiannon over Stevie's, pick up Henley's woman with the moon in her eyes and all head over to Boris' and do the Mash.
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I didn't say she was dead, I said I killed her.
So coming from this little plastic troll doll I should believe that life is a bunch of roses which I need to view through rose colored lenses?????
STFU!!!!
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
We could cut off her head, stuff her mouth with garlic and tear off her ears!
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Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon's silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.
Natural beauty.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
"I'm not enamored with youth. There isn't wisdom in youth. My own sense of vanity is not that strong. I get ready in five minutes. I'm not a mirror person."
- Uh Huh, REEEEALLY Nickerbocker? So you what, just get Botoxed to death for amusement? Does it amuse you? Does it make you laugh? Oh wait, you can't laugh and know about it at the same time without a mirror, you must be a Lie Tellerer.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I Hate her more and one of the most stupid comment ever
"giving birth to a child, as a woman, is what we’re born to do"
If you are not enamorated whit youth why do you use so much Botox and why do your lips look so disgusting.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by Happy Hour on October 31, 2008 - 10:16am
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No you're not. I do too.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
her and tommie are icky.
Speaking of Botox, is Chris Matthews of MSNBC preparing to cum out of the closet? His member keeps stiffening whenever he gushes BO's messianic name. Makes me think he's ready to sniff under BO'segotistical armpits and yell HALLELUIAH MOMMA I IZ CUMMIN FOR BARRY MY LUV, MY TINGLE.
Chris Matthews - a failure, a slob, a sau.
I fear Nicky has been sharing some of Keith's stash.
hmmm... Am I the only one that liks NC? I thought so
Congratulations Phillies Fans
Was it "opposite day" on the day she gave that interview? Because everything she says is the exact opposite of the vibe I get from her.