Quotes From The Botox Diaries
Nicole Kidman was somehow able to open up her mouth and given an interview to Parade Magazine about everything from her precious pillow baby to how she doesn't consider herself a vain person. Basically, the bitch told a bunch of lies. I would say that her nose probably grew during the conversation, but you know that shit doesn't move. It's totally made of Botox.
Nicky on Sunday Roast: “I’m raw and emotional. I cry even thinking of her. But they are tears of joy. Because I suppose I never thought I would get to have it. To have been given it so late in life—I’m so ready for it. And I think giving birth to a child, as a woman, is what we’re born to do. I don’t mean that to sound sexist, because many women don’t get to do it, and I thought I was one of them. But at the same time, if you are given that gift, it’s an extraordinary thing.”
Bitch can only cry tears of glycerin, because there's no way any liquid can squeeze out of those eyes! Nothing is getting through any of her ducts! The Botox army is making sure of that shit. And when she said Sunday Roast was a gift, she really meant it literally! Sunday came wrapped up in a beautiful box with a gift receipt attached.
Nicky on vanity: "I'm not enamored with youth. There isn't wisdom in youth. My own sense of vanity is not that strong. I get ready in five minutes. I'm not a mirror person. But I like to look healthy -- the youthfulness is in health. It's very important. Maybe that comes from my mom having breast cancer. I've seen people suffer. So my desire to stay agile -- I want that! I want to be able to run and walk and hike, and get out there. I love being outdoors and I feel caged if I can't get out. To see the sun come up -- it puts me in a place to go, 'What a great day.'"
You know that Carly Simon song? Well, it was really written for Nicole Kidman and not Warren Beatty. You know my idol, Vanity the singer? Prince named her in honor of Nicole.
This bitch is full of shit! I mean, full of Botox! If she wasn't "enamored with youth," the Botox factory would have to shut the fuck down.
Click here to read the rest of this shit and to see a gallery of how Nicole went from fug to frozen.
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I live in Nashville and she is starting to get a really bad reputation here for being a bitch to people. I know people who work at Whole Foods where they eat (he eats, she grazes) and just last week they both made a little cry when she approached them for an autograph. The told her: "Go away, just go away, we're trying to eat lunch!" The girl's mother said it took everything in her not to go and tell them both off. The little girl was about 8 years old was almost in tears...I will never support anything either one of them does again!!
Why, why, why must she lie? Just look at her face, of course she's had cosmetic/plastic surgery procedures! Nicole you are fooling NOONE! You once had VERY thin lips and now they are pouty and plump, how the fuck does that happen, huh? Lips get thinner with age, but somehow your lips are getting fuller with age.
You ARE vain. You stupid, plastic, dumb bitch!
wow, big slap in the face to her adopted kids huh?
I think she's crazier then TommyGirl, if that's possible.
This delusional bitch had better have a good attorney cause that little troll of a husband is going to dump her ass in 5, 4, 3, 2,.......
ha ha ha seeing the sun comes up means u have done too much blow
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Submitted by No Words on October 31, 2008 - 2:56pm.
The trailer for "Australia" makes her look like a circus freak, which is too bad, because it looks like a good movie.
It does look like a good movie. I'm goin and I rarely go to movies in theatres.
So if she never shot one out of her cooch she never would have been a real woman? WOW .wtf? She is so confusing... she chose some fucked up genes in that drunk husband of hers...we'll see how that alcoholism inherits in that baby....
xoxox
The war isn't working.
talk about disconnected from her own life...isnt that a psychiatric disorder??? dissociation??
all kinds of fuckery in that interview...the vanity/botox the adopted kids/birth kid distinction..wow.... its all a mess
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by 2Di4 on October 31, 2008 - 12:08pm.
“...And I think giving birth to a child, as a woman, is what we’re born to do. I don’t mean that to sound sexist, because many women don’t get to do it, and I thought I was one of them. But at the same time, if you are given that gift, it’s an extraordinary thing. And being a mother finally is...wait. WHAT? What do you mean I have two kids already? Oh, those don't count because they're adopted and don't even call me 'mom'.”
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Being a mother finally?! WTF?! Were her other two kids for practice?
BTW, NK really WAS pregnant. I have no doubts at all. If she had been faking it, she would have gone bigger.
Really? Seeing the sun come up makes me angry as hell. What kind of poetic bull is this woman spewing. Tom may have been perfect for her.
wait...what? why would some say she wasn't pregnant??? these conspiracy theories are crazy. a pillow??? wow...there are pics all over net showing her belly.
http://www.celebrity-babies.com/images/2008/03/08/nicole_kidman208758_cb...
http://celebritybabies.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/nicole_pregnant_...
AAAAHHH What the hell is that thing? Is that even human. God if it scares me this much that poor kid must be terrified when she makes her monthly visit to cry toxic tears of joy over her. She looks like she should be promoting Night Of The Living Dead instead of Australia.
Submitted by LoLo on October 31, 2008 - 1:49pm.
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THANK U! I thought I was the only one who noticed that! HOW FUCT UP!!! Thats fuckin horrible. I wonder what St Angie would think of that comment. Not that I care. But still, thats a wretched thing to fuckin say. Thought u were a mother already ya fuckin idiot!? Botox gettin to your brain and destroying it? And this bitch did not have any baby herself, I swear. She was never really pregnant looking ever, and the "bump" she was showing off when she was supposedly 8-9 months along was an insult to people with even half a brain. Tiny tummy. TINY PILLOW. Just a fuckin lie. She had a surrogate or something. I feel bad for her adopted and forgottin kids w/ crazy ass Cruise. Both outshined by Suri and Fake Roast baby. Just fuckin sad. Those poor kids.
Submitted by 2Di4 on October 31, 2008 - 12:08pm.
“...And I think giving birth to a child, as a woman, is what we’re born to do. I don’t mean that to sound sexist, because many women don’t get to do it, and I thought I was one of them. But at the same time, if you are given that gift, it’s an extraordinary thing. And being a mother finally is...wait. WHAT? What do you mean I have two kids already? Oh, those don't count because they're adopted and don't even call me 'mom'.”
I officially quit this bitch. I used to think she was so beautiful and down to earth, now she sounds like she is in orbit, and she looks like a pod person.
She ruined her face with plastic and botox. She sold her soul to Tommy Girl, and lost her children in the process. And the way she talks about her biological child like she never had two other children turns me off totally.
The trailer for "Australia" makes her look like a circus freak, which is too bad, because it looks like a good movie.
In the name of everything that is holy, WHY?!
Kidman was an extraordinary beauty. Look at Moulin Rouge and tell me that she was not one of the most beautiful things you have ever seen?!
She has TOTALLY ruined what nature gave her as one of the biggest beauty lottery wins ever!
What a fucking shame.
OMG, she's officially gone over into the Meg Ryan Territory of Scary Botoxed Face and Huge Ass-Fat-Pumped Clown Lips. Scary. She can't think she looks good.
The Fug Girls did a comparison of her pretty, relaxed, un-Botoxed face during her pregnancy and the stiff, wax-like horrorshow she returned to after she gave birth, and it was terrible to see. I have no idea why she thinks she looks better with this awful immobilized face. It must scare the bejesus out of Keith Urban.
omg this cover is horrible. i can't believe this is the best pic. i love nicole in so many movies...she looked amazing in moulin rouge. i understand she is getting older and is hard to compete with the younger actresses. i can sort of understand a little botox, but the lips....omg...why would she inject her lips??? there is no excuse for that. Australia looks good though.
She wouldn't look that bad if it weren't for the Lara Flynn Boyle lips. They look horrid! I'm still a Nicky fan though. Yeah she gets work done so she can keep getting work. An actress in her 40s rarely gets work these days, so she must try to look 50 I mean 38. I don't believe any word of any interview, why even read it, it's all bull shit that goes with the job.
Is her Halloween costume being the Aphex Twin scary witch from that video?! Because that's what she looks like!
Your face!
FREAK!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
What a load of bullshit!
First, she marries a gay to get a Hollywood name and Oscar, then sits here to this very day and acts as if no one is noticing that her face does NOT move?
And she and Kylie Minogue are totally channeling the same 'tox face!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I'm not BORN to do that. I refuse to have this cow lump me into a category just because I am female. It really isn't everybody's cup of tea.
I hate these celebrity interviews. They are never forthcoming.
Nicole has had and always will have an eating disorder.
I am not convinced that she even had the baby. I still think she was terrified to give birth and instead had someone else carry it.
I am with MK about the pillow baby theory.
She is ok with aging yet she gets Botox twice a day and had her lips yet again injected?
Um...ok.
Submitted by ab on October 31, 2008 - 11:13am.
wow that slideshow was kind of sad, she was so fresh and healthy looking
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I give her props for escaping COS.
"It's too much to process."--MK
as lainey would say, SIT DOWN Miss Kidman. god, i loathe her phony ass.
Submitted by 2Di4 on October 31, 2008 - 12:08pm.
What do you mean I have two kids already? Oh, those don't count because they're adopted and don't even call me 'mom'.”
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Those kids were returned to the Universal Studios prop department after Nicole and TommyGirl broke up.
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
Ice Queen Kidman should stick doing Botox and valium shots instead of talking....or acting.
“...And I think giving birth to a child, as a woman, is what we’re born to do. I don’t mean that to sound sexist, because many women don’t get to do it, and I thought I was one of them. But at the same time, if you are given that gift, it’s an extraordinary thing. And being a mother finally is...wait. WHAT? What do you mean I have two kids already? Oh, those don't count because they're adopted and don't even call me 'mom'.”
Nicky, Queen of the Mouth Breathers.
If she'd learn to keep her trap shut there would be more oxygen for the rest of us. Nicky honey, please crawl into a hole with your pussywhipped streaked-hair yeehaw hubby, your plastic dolly named Sunday, and start a new career as someone who faded into obscurity.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
PSL: Yeah! As Judge Judy wisely says: If it doesn't make sense, it's a lie. I used to try to find situations where that would be an exception, but I can't think of any. If it doesn't make sense, it's a lie.
It doesn't make sense that Bristol Palin was out of school with "mono" for five months. And that after four pregnancies, Sarah Palin would have a flat belly at seven months pregnant.
Same with the Katie/Suri shit. People will often not notice when something is a little off. But when someone is trying to perpetrate an untruth, they usually go too far trying to present their evidence. I can't describe it, but I know it when I see it.
I think I'm gonna throw up.
Who writes this drivel?
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Once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return ~~~ Leonardo da Vinci
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 31, 2008 - 11:55am.
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I forgot her name was Sunday and was wondering *who* you were talking about. Stupid name.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
hi joe!
I don't know who gave birth to Sunday, but it sure wasn't Nicole!
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And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
-The Beatles "For No One"
I feel sorry for her adoptive children to have to listen to her spout this bullshit. Who would've thought Tommy Girl would be the most sane, rationale one in that family.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 31, 2008 - 11:43am.
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Antonia Kidman gave birth to her fourth child on March 28th of 2007; She's a well-known tv celebrity in Australia, appearing on TV weekly. I don't know if NK gave birth to her own child, but I think it's unlikely her sister did.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow, But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne
What happened to her face?
She was never a great beauty but she was pretty back in the days of Dead Calm.
Y'all better be careful she may sick her pap-beating body guard on you. Is it me or does her head look like it was photoshopped onto that body? Are the flowers suppose to make her appear more feminine? Not working....
hekki, no proof, but I believe all 3 of those things you do.
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And in her eyes you see nothing
No sign of love behind the tears
Cried for no one
A love that should have lasted years
-The Beatles "For No One"
PSL: Right? I keep hearing that. Is there any substantive evidence?
Of course, I truly believe that Suri is older than they claim, and that Trig Palin is Bristol's baby.
Hmmm. I took a look through those photos again and I'm pretty sure she had the bridge of her nose made slimmer all the way up to her eyebrows.
Between that and the lips she has changed the whole focus of her face.
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I would put on my coochie-eatin' flannel, dab a little tuna juice on my no-no hole and scream, "Home Depot! Here we come!"
Honestly, she looks a burn victim. Have you ever seen someone who has survived third degree burns and had skin grafts and their nose and mouth reconstructed? No, well take a gander at Nicole Kidman 2008. Not obsessed with youth? Yeah, right. She deformed herself over a few wrinkles at 40! What a freak.
Hekki, the most ridiculous thing is, SHE didn't give birth, her sister did!
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This is a world destruction, your life ain't nothin
The human race is becoming a disgrace
-Time Zone "World Destruction"
For her to be spewing that whole "women are meant to give birth" stuff is really offensive. To ALL women. It's like assuming that all women would vote for McCain because Palin is a woman, or that all women would vote for Hillary. All women are not the same.
If someone ASKED me, I'd say that giving birth to my children and being their mother is the most meaningful thing I've ever done. Of course not all women feel that way. Nor should they. That's extremely backwards and dangerous thinking.
AND the fact that she taunts women who have not been able to give birth as miraculously as she has makes me SICK. Especially since I am not even convinced that she did give birth.
More fucking nauseating than the usual Hollywood bullshit.
How can she deny having Botox? Her eyes get narrower every year!
But she's a "raw, emotional" person--you just can't tell.
She means she cries icicles. If her tear ducts even work. Which I doubt.
her face is cracking. =\ and she's so joyful that tom isn't her husband. :)
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Frau Blücher: Some varm milk... perhaps?
I used to really like Nicole....not so much anymore. She just seems so FAKE. Everything about her.
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Seems like without tenderness there's something missing
Tenderness, where is the tenderness
Where is it?
-General Public
Botox lovin' Nicole does NOT look good here.
Submitted by harrymike001 on October 31, 2008 - 11:08am.
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Better...you almost had me there....
But this is what you need to do.
First - change your name to harrydick69
Then - Get your facts straight - Connor and Isabella hate her for leaving them with TommyGirl and she's married - we have not yet decided to end her marriage in scandal, therefore it cannot be so that she is dating...it's gonna be, like..."they are discussing her weight loss at...."
Which leads to: Pay attention: Did MK or any of us say she was dating? Only we know - so that's where you gotsta find out.
And also: Never underestimate the power of a good segue, you know? Like...check out her luminescent green botox sweat as she works out at godimsuchaloserspammerdoireallythinkthisshitworks.com
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